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weirdest thing just happened, kid ran up to me and called me "dad"
| chocolate laser beams | 11/15/17 |
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| aromatic site turdskin | 11/15/17 |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:08 PM Author: chocolate laser beams I'm sitting in a public space, drinking coffee and using my phone, minding my own business. Suddenly, this woman walks in w/ her kid -- a normal-looking approx 9 y/o girl. The girl immediately runs up to this old man seated about 5 feet away from me, stands directly in front of his face and starts saying "Dad. Dad! Daddddd?" He looked startled, smiled and turned away. Then she walks over to me, gets right next to my face at eye-level, looks me right in the eyes and does the same thing, calling me "Dad!", like she really thought I was her dad. It wasn't a retarded kid, either. Perfectly normal intonation. Then her well-dressed mother, looking only SLIGHTLY embarrassed, finally goes "Your father will be very pleased that you are calling him 'Dad'", and she grabs the girl and off they go. Is my life one long episode of Candid Camera? |
Date: November 15th, 2017 2:09 PM Author: shaky pungent garrison She's being trained as an elite prostitute. Shoulda called RBI. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693608) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:13 PM Author: aromatic site turdskin well dressed "mom" mindgakked kid calling every older male 'dad'
holy shit it checks out. OP are you sure the woman was related? |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:23 PM Author: shaky pungent garrison Edit : yep op's gonna die in 9 days lol RIP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693701) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:25 PM Author: flushed marvelous jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693711) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:14 PM Author: Trip navy indian lodge double fault even with all my encyclopedia brown training, I can't figure this one out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693642) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:18 PM Author: Vigorous Erotic Toilet Seat Area great moniker OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693661) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:38 PM Author: Cyan lay incel you will die in exactly 9 days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694212) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:42 PM Author: Magenta partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694249) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:47 PM Author: aromatic site turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694279) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:48 PM Author: fishy codepig sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694284) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:49 PM Author: Dashing cream theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694300) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:30 PM Author: chocolate laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169659) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM Author: supple menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169661) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:43 PM Author: Magenta partner nice seeing an IRL anecdote from you for once (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694255) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:46 PM Author: High-end know-it-all pit you probably should call the cops if you see this go down again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694273) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM Author: supple menage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBkfc1x30g (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169663) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:33 PM Author: chocolate laser beams classic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169676) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:38 PM Author: Vermilion library candlestick maker Cryin and laughing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169704) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:35 PM Author: sooty galvanic orchestra pit i've had women come up to me in public before and claim that i'm their baby's daddy. this has happened to me 3 separate times. i did not bang any of those women. one of them even had the kid with them and he looked nothing like me
people are fuckin nuts |