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Date: November 15th, 2017 11:37 PM Author: aromatic property
short version: was living with homeless people along the river until one of them tried to rape me
long version: I was ghost riding the whip out in farmland south of town and some snitch faggot called the cops because riding on top of your car steering with a bungie cord is apparently frowned upon. faggot cop shows up "I AM INVESTIGATING A CRIME AND YOU ARE BEING DETAINED" I blow 0.0 and he drives me to some shitty motel. At the motel I detox for a couple days, then walk to a gas station and steal a bunch of shit including some 180 sunglasses and just leave. Walked and walked and walked and couldn't find my way back to the car. At somepoint I threw a huge piece of concrete through a church door and trashed the place. Went to a skating rink and started having seizures or something from dehydration and not eating for many days. Got in an uber who took me to the far other side of town, so I started making my way back, with some of my stuff at the motel and the rest in my car and me having very little idea of where I am. Slept on the streets and no one would help me. Finally made it back to the river area north of town and slept under a bridge. Got lost in some kind of nature reserve park, where this homeless guy invited me back to his tent. Next thing I know he's burning plastic toxic fumes and smoking crystal meth from a meth pipe and trying to have his way with me. Passed out and woke up the next afternoon and hiked further along the trail. Somehow made it back to familiar part of town, slept in a shed outside of a home depot. Walked back to motel where I had a key, and there was some huge music festival going on. I think someone dosed me or I was sleep walking but I got picked up by the cops for walking around with no pants after skinny dipping in the lagoon with ducks. Called someone and got some new clothes and laptop at walmart and am now back in a nice hotel suite
edit: also at one point during all this I was convinced there was some kind of terror attack on the city water supply and we had to gtfo out as fast as possible. turns out I just hallucinated the whole thing
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798797&forum_id=2#34697693) |
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