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Played beer league hockey tonight. Won 4-2. 1 goal, three assists. Miss locker
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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:36 AM Author: maroon trip yarmulke Locker room banter
Being a ringer is fun despite my advance weight, I can still move the puck effortlessly and thread needles to teammates that can rarely catch a pass. Still fun and motivates me to get in better shape. |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:51 AM Author: swollen ruddy state azn how shit is this league if you're playing with guys that can't catch a pass? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698615) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:07 AM Author: maroon trip yarmulke Pretty shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698651) |
Date: November 16th, 2017 3:39 AM Author: fishy pistol need you to go to ny and play against RSF's team. put the stream on youtube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698585) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:40 AM Author: maroon trip yarmulke Would be fun. Tbf, I'd walk him every shift. ..and obeezy too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698587) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:41 AM Author: fishy pistol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698591) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:46 AM Author: Mint Vigorous Jap Goal In Life what level are you playing at? I've been beer leaguing it for about 8 years now and it's 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698606) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:49 AM Author: maroon trip yarmulke Is tier ii. Not enough players for tier 1. For the tier 1 tournaments, they pull all the best tier ii players. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698611) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:53 AM Author: Mint Vigorous Jap Goal In Life what position do you play?
are you the best player on the team?
describe the worst player on the team.
do you have guys in their 40s that get in fights every time/kicked out of every game? i always wonder what shit those guys have going on in their life that causes them to flip the fuck out at the weekly beer league games. |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:07 AM Author: maroon trip yarmulke Forward, unless were short handed and they put me in the back because my skating ability.
Easily the best player on my team. One guy is OK. Played for the Omaha lancers like 25 years ago. Every one else really sucks
45 yo female that can hardly skate. She's fit though, but she still sucks...bad.
Haven't seen a single fight yet. One guy stepped up to me the very first game. I just grabbed him by the throat and he buckled. No words or chippiness thereafter. Generally a chill fun atmosphere most of the time.
All in all a good time. If I we're in a larger market, I'd play in the upper echelon leagues, but this is still fun. |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:16 AM Author: Mint Vigorous Jap Goal In Life 180.
I play in a larger market and there is one guy, must be in his 40s/50s, that has gotten kicked out of nearly every game this season. When he gets kicked out he refuses to leave the ice for 5 minutes, until his teammates finally convince him to gtfo so we can play.
I assume if it wasn't for these weekly games he'd be beating the shit out of his wife. Maybe he still does.
Has anyone fucked the 45 yo female? How do you determine to brings the weekly beers? |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:18 AM Author: maroon trip yarmulke I just bring a half rack of PBR and call it good. If it doesn't get drank, I recycle it for next game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698669) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:59 AM Author: maroon trip yarmulke I noticed the 45 yo chick was wearing a wedding ring under her hockey gloves at intermission. That was weird. She's like 5'4 and weighs like 100 lbs. Leathery runner's face. I'm quite certain she has a six pack though. She's not funny and never cracks jokes. Not at all a cool person on the bench. Most others are cracking jokes... saying, "Nice Pass!" etc. She literally says nothing and doesn't laugh at anyone's jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700515) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:17 PM Author: Turquoise Newt Sounds like a high T chick waiting for you to initiate the gang bang. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700643) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:14 PM Author: Offensive corner factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701758) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:08 PM Author: beta orchestra pit mad cow disease Sick Omaha Lancers shoutout.
Tell him the Lincoln Stars pwn the Lancers though. |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:15 PM Author: maroon trip yarmulke My hockey bag negro
https://imgur.com/a/kzJl0 |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:17 PM Author: Orchid principal's office that looks like some smelly shit there bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701780) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:22 PM Author: beta orchestra pit mad cow disease xo Lincoln Stars or nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701822) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:28 PM Author: pale fragrant psychic plaza Looks like a true beer leaguer's shit very credible poaster here.
Despite not knowing what "finishing a check" means..... |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:01 PM Author: drunken forum boiling water (5'4'' enforcer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34702102) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:34 PM Author: Offensive corner factory reset button how long have you had those skates? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701909) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:42 PM Author: maroon trip yarmulke I think they're like 5 years old. Didn't play for 3-4 years after buying them. I put new insoles in them, and now I actually like them. Pants are probably 25 years old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34703701) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:50 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Poppy Philosopher-king pants are exactly like the old CCM rangers pants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34703758) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:55 AM Author: Salmon Hell Son Of Senegal I'm the best rubber eater on the board. You could take 10 shootouts and not score once htfh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698620) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:17 AM Author: Mint Vigorous Jap Goal In Life I hate goalies. Always smacking me in the back of my legs when I'm in front but always the first to cry foul if you touch them (or god forbid, spray them with ice). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698667) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:26 AM Author: abusive crackhouse brethren I just want someone to break one of Quick's knees. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34699121) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:02 PM Author: big cuckold haunted graveyard take off the skates faggot. come to a football field. take the ball at the 10, line up 2 yards across and see how far you get. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700534) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:04 PM Author: maroon trip yarmulke Gladly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700546) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:05 PM Author: big cuckold haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700548) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:10 PM Author: Orchid principal's office lol I would head fake your ass so bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700579) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:02 PM Author: big cuckold haunted graveyard "head fake"
nobody who played football looks at the head. i'd watch your gay hips wiggle, then go low, wrap you up around the knees and run you back 90 yards and dump you in the endzone 12 seconds after you yelled "hike." |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:04 PM Author: Orchid principal's office haha, and I would just leap over you, effortlessly, with my extremely powerful and agile legs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701686) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:05 PM Author: big cuckold haunted graveyard your highest jump would put you beady eye level with me as I smiled and shoulder checked you 10 yards backwards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701697) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:07 PM Author: Orchid principal's office At which point I spin around when I land and dash 100 yards to the other end zone where I spike the ball and it lands on your head ten seconds later as your fat ass comes panting down the field. Nigga please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701704) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:08 PM Author: big cuckold haunted graveyard lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701710) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:15 PM Author: pale fragrant psychic plaza I grew up pwning Alaskans in hockey and would pwn you too, guy.
Beer league is 180. Hockey is the bet culture in sports. |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:19 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Poppy Philosopher-king 2nd to Naked BBing, IME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700663) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:01 PM Author: maroon trip yarmulke Would actually be a bit disappointed if you didn't talk at least a little shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701049) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:15 PM Author: pale fragrant psychic plaza I chirp more with the foil on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701764) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:02 PM Author: drunken forum boiling water (5'4'' tough guy) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34702107) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:01 PM Author: Orchid principal's office So you are like the chilmata of hockey? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701657) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:09 PM Author: Brindle kitty cat i'm a ringer btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701719) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:12 PM Author: Offensive corner factory reset button ljl at dirte's auston matthews edgework styling all over beer league scrubs then firing it home on one knee like stamkos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701745) |
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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:43 PM Author: Awkward indecent cuckoldry hall lol @ obeezy still pushing this LOL narrative that he is some sort of bruising enforcer at 5'0''. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34703710) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 7:07 PM Author: Awkward indecent cuckoldry hall How does obeezy still post here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#35655993) |