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I lost $26k playing poker

Beeen drunk as shit for days. How should I (or should) admit...
Umber Underhanded Becky
  11/17/17
I'm literally in panic mode. Almost suicidal
Umber Underhanded Becky
  11/17/17
How did you manage this and why are you poasting at 4 am?
titillating saffron meetinghouse dopamine
  11/17/17
STRUNG OUT bad-beaten gamblers
Garnet bbw box office
  11/17/17
what steaks?
Magical Foreskin Theatre
  11/17/17
5-5
Umber Underhanded Becky
  11/17/17
Wtf how does it play so big
Magical Foreskin Theatre
  11/17/17
...
Bonkers anal newt organic girlfriend
  11/17/17
it's pot limit omaha with some variation (not to outself). $...
Umber Underhanded Becky
  11/17/17
button straddle makes game go WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
buff vivacious garrison
  11/17/17
admit what?
Shivering candlestick maker sweet tailpipe
  11/17/17
...
Garnet bbw box office
  11/17/17
Admit to who?
Insecure Orchestra Pit
  11/17/17
wifey
Umber Underhanded Becky
  11/17/17
Oh no. Very bad idea.
Galvanic heaven
  11/17/17
Yea jusy say electric bill was very high this month. Gotta m...
ruby space
  11/17/17
...
Bonkers anal newt organic girlfriend
  11/17/17
...
Autistic poppy pozpig telephone
  11/17/17
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180 regret deer antler
  11/17/17
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Lime hairraiser national stain
  11/17/17
net worth?
fantasy-prone giraffe really tough guy
  11/17/17
0
Umber Underhanded Becky
  11/17/17
how is that possible
fantasy-prone giraffe really tough guy
  11/17/17
Yea OP needs to provide some more context here.
titillating saffron meetinghouse dopamine
  11/17/17
LJL @ you trying to make "rational" arguments abou...
cruel-hearted party of the first part
  11/17/17
My play is fine
Umber Underhanded Becky
  11/17/17
...
Violet jet-lagged plaza
  11/17/17
Fucking CR
cruel-hearted party of the first part
  11/17/17
Your poker play isn't "fine" or, at best, your ban...
cruel-hearted party of the first part
  11/17/17
i was on drugs and not thinking clearly. I still had a huge ...
Umber Underhanded Becky
  11/17/17
(guy who mixes alcohol, drugs, and poker but only loses beca...
cruel-hearted party of the first part
  11/17/17
This is not untrue
Umber Underhanded Becky
  11/17/17
Where do you play?
French Wagecucks People Who Are Hurt
  11/17/17
I play all over
Umber Underhanded Becky
  11/17/17
here too?
Passionate Blue Alpha
  11/17/17
Texas, Vegas, west coast, NOLA, haven't really checked out t...
Umber Underhanded Becky
  11/17/17
I’m certain you play at Lauberge Lake Charles and I know who...
buff vivacious garrison
  11/17/17
Yeah, that's not me. I played in Lake Charles once a few yea...
Umber Underhanded Becky
  11/18/17
Wow! If 26K is life altering, you really shouldn't be playin...
Bonkers anal newt organic girlfriend
  11/17/17
No. I've won twice that in a single session. Just sux losing...
Umber Underhanded Becky
  11/17/17
Did you tell wife about those winning sessions?
Bonkers anal newt organic girlfriend
  11/17/17
No I keep my roll separate from finances
Umber Underhanded Becky
  11/17/17
Then you don't have to tell her anything.
Bonkers anal newt organic girlfriend
  11/17/17
Think he's flaming us, bro.
180 regret deer antler
  11/17/17
...
Violet jet-lagged plaza
  11/17/17
Better hire :D to coach you.
obsidian juggernaut
  11/17/17
Great flame dumb ass
floppy pearl menage
  11/17/17
Wait until the next time the stock market drops and hits the...
Electric Pea-brained Windowlicker
  11/17/17


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Date: November 17th, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: Umber Underhanded Becky

Beeen drunk as shit for days. How should I (or should) admit. I could make rational arguments like I had 75% equity but I do not htink that would fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34707425)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 4:23 AM
Author: Umber Underhanded Becky

I'm literally in panic mode. Almost suicidal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34707432)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 6:55 AM
Author: titillating saffron meetinghouse dopamine

How did you manage this and why are you poasting at 4 am?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34707690)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 7:04 AM
Author: Garnet bbw box office

STRUNG OUT bad-beaten gamblers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34707703)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 7:05 AM
Author: Magical Foreskin Theatre

what steaks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34707707)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 7:46 AM
Author: Umber Underhanded Becky

5-5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34707855)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 7:52 AM
Author: Magical Foreskin Theatre

Wtf how does it play so big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34707889)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: Bonkers anal newt organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709417)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Umber Underhanded Becky

it's pot limit omaha with some variation (not to outself). $10k+ pots are common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709430)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: buff vivacious garrison

button straddle makes game go WEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34713879)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 7:06 AM
Author: Shivering candlestick maker sweet tailpipe

admit what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34707708)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: Garnet bbw box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34707726)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: Insecure Orchestra Pit

Admit to who?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34707728)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 7:40 AM
Author: Umber Underhanded Becky

wifey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34707833)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 7:42 AM
Author: Galvanic heaven

Oh no. Very bad idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34707843)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 7:46 AM
Author: ruby space

Yea jusy say electric bill was very high this month. Gotta make sure lights are off before leaving house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34707859)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Bonkers anal newt organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709419)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Autistic poppy pozpig telephone



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Date: November 17th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: 180 regret deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709628)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Lime hairraiser national stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709632)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 7:47 AM
Author: fantasy-prone giraffe really tough guy

net worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34707866)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 7:48 AM
Author: Umber Underhanded Becky

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34707873)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 8:03 AM
Author: fantasy-prone giraffe really tough guy

how is that possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34707949)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: titillating saffron meetinghouse dopamine

Yea OP needs to provide some more context here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34708344)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: cruel-hearted party of the first part

LJL @ you trying to make "rational" arguments about 75% equity.

If you lost this much at these stakes, the reason is almost certainly bad play and you are not capable of rationally evaluating your own poker performance. Which is fine, you're entitled to be a bad poker player all you like, but only play with money you can afford to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34708417)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: Umber Underhanded Becky

My play is fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709414)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: Violet jet-lagged plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709425)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: cruel-hearted party of the first part

Fucking CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709435)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: cruel-hearted party of the first part

Your poker play isn't "fine" or, at best, your bankroll management isn't "fine." If it was, you would not now have a net worth of fucking zero. If you're ever going to improve, you have to look critically and objectively at your play. If you can't do that, only play with money you can lose because it's gone the moment you start thinking of it as poker money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709442)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: Umber Underhanded Becky

i was on drugs and not thinking clearly. I still had a huge advantage over these niggers. Variance just kicked my ass. This is just a bitching and moaning thread. I'll be back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709468)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:50 AM
Author: cruel-hearted party of the first part

(guy who mixes alcohol, drugs, and poker but only loses because of "variance.")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709493)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Umber Underhanded Becky

This is not untrue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709507)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: French Wagecucks People Who Are Hurt

Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34708423)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Umber Underhanded Becky

I play all over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709410)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Passionate Blue Alpha

here too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709434)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: Umber Underhanded Becky

Texas, Vegas, west coast, NOLA, haven't really checked out the east coast scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709517)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: buff vivacious garrison

I’m certain you play at Lauberge Lake Charles and I know who you are. You’re terrible. Thanks for juicing the game though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34713893)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 3:14 AM
Author: Umber Underhanded Becky

Yeah, that's not me. I played in Lake Charles once a few years ago on my way to Lafayette then NOLA. There wasn't a PLO game running IIRC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34715486)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: Bonkers anal newt organic girlfriend

Wow! If 26K is life altering, you really shouldn't be playing poker at all.

Not trying to be a jerk here. But, if you had won 26K, would it be life altering? If so, you still shouldn't be playing poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709426)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Umber Underhanded Becky

No. I've won twice that in a single session. Just sux losing so much so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709440)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Bonkers anal newt organic girlfriend

Did you tell wife about those winning sessions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709445)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: Umber Underhanded Becky

No I keep my roll separate from finances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709477)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Bonkers anal newt organic girlfriend

Then you don't have to tell her anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709497)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: 180 regret deer antler

Think he's flaming us, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709634)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: Violet jet-lagged plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34709560)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: obsidian juggernaut

Better hire :D to coach you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34713870)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: floppy pearl menage

Great flame dumb ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34713880)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: Electric Pea-brained Windowlicker

Wait until the next time the stock market drops and hits the news and she sees it then blame Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800224&forum_id=2#34713895)