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Holy mother of fuck...a kid's book about Santa's gay black husband

NOT FUCKING FLAME https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/s...
onyx office
  11/17/17
EVERY | FUCKING | TIME https://squawker.org/culture-wars/...
motley ruby piazza liquid oxygen
  11/17/17
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razzle school nowag
  11/17/17
...
boyish internal respiration rigor
  11/17/17
jesus fucking christ
Stirring Sweet Tailpipe
  11/17/17
Well, the historical Jesus was black.
Floppy alpha
  11/17/17
Interestingly enough, the sequel to this book is called &quo...
Dun bateful legal warrant volcanic crater
  11/17/17
I wonder whether he's Jewish
mahogany beady-eyed property cuckoldry
  11/17/17
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Racy hunting ground lodge
  11/17/17
per his twitter profile, he's a self proclaimed "actua...
Bossy Trailer Park
  11/17/17
Drake‏ @_drakep3 Oct 19 More Replying to @ki...
Vengeful sienna dysfunction
  11/17/17
https://squawker.org/culture-wars/jewish-author-writes-book-...
motley ruby piazza liquid oxygen
  11/17/17
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charcoal aphrodisiac ladyboy gas station
  11/17/17
Everyone should add this book to their child's library. In D...
lilac jew
  11/17/17
Welp! Will anyone help me burn it all down?
crimson garrison quadroon
  11/17/17
HAHHAHAH theres no way this isnt flame
Racy hunting ground lodge
  11/17/17
his bio says he's a comedy writer. I think it's possible he...
cordovan concupiscible market travel guidebook
  11/17/17
I sure hope so. If so, 180
crimson garrison quadroon
  11/17/17
not at all. dude is a brilliant writer, but while the book ...
Fighting Ticket Booth
  11/17/17
?
crimson garrison quadroon
  11/17/17
??
Fighting Ticket Booth
  11/17/17
stfu queer
Nudist Love Of Her Life Plaza
  11/17/17
successful straight white guy with kids and a SAHM spinner w...
Fighting Ticket Booth
  11/17/17
... Rong time Tlumpmo helle
crimson garrison quadroon
  11/17/17
plenty of people on the board can verify the above.
Fighting Ticket Booth
  11/17/17
...who sucks dicks
Hairraiser nibblets
  11/17/17
did not see this one coming! well played!
Fighting Ticket Booth
  11/17/17
lol
Cerebral elite boltzmann
  11/17/17
lol
boyish internal respiration rigor
  11/17/17
god dammit go away you dumb lib
Racy hunting ground lodge
  11/17/17
lol
Vibrant know-it-all stead tattoo
  11/17/17
lol
Charismatic Magical Temple
  11/17/17
"brilliant writer" OK. So in the same category of...
Vengeful sienna dysfunction
  11/17/17
Did you write this travesty? He’s certainly not a talented w...
Maize shitlib
  11/17/17
fuck off cock sucker
Irradiated puppy messiness
  11/17/17
...
passionate sick parlour
  11/17/17
yea for stephen colbert. huge shitlib
Stirring Sweet Tailpipe
  11/17/17
Does black santa steal presents?
mahogany beady-eyed property cuckoldry
  11/17/17
Almost certainly yes as to bicycles.
provocative international law enforcement agency
  11/17/17
It's a FRESH TWIST!
Galvanic kitty
  11/17/17
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81TAD%2Bfa6...
Confused Ebony Business Firm
  11/17/17
that fucking NIGGER filth
Maize shitlib
  11/17/17
Rude and uncalled for
Confused Ebony Business Firm
  11/17/17
He literally tracked coal dust all over the floor
Maize shitlib
  11/17/17
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is a great goof gift to give as ...
Racy hunting ground lodge
  11/17/17
...
maniacal factory reset button indian lodge
  11/17/17
SUMMON: Idris Elba for commentary on a black Santa
Self-centered fanboi
  11/17/17
the author is jewish. odd case
fragrant chocolate twinkling uncleanness crackhouse
  11/17/17
http://www.multiplexcomic.com/strip/27
Diverse Chest-beating Home
  11/17/17
I love how friskers the cat is played by ‘dreidel’
Maize shitlib
  11/17/17
disgusting. santa's husband is straight as fuck
Flesh pozpig
  11/17/17
Absolutely devastating
crimson garrison quadroon
  11/17/17
This wouldn't have even made sense when I was a kid. Libs wo...
internet-worthy forum
  11/17/17
still doesn't
Transparent Electric Native
  11/17/17
Jo‏ @Uber4Chocobos Oct 15 More Replying to @...
Transparent Electric Native
  11/17/17
Um, no, BIGOT, read the link. The santa is black and his hu...
arrogant talented mediation water buffalo
  11/17/17
bigot, how DARE you gender Santa? How do you know that bear...
motley ruby piazza liquid oxygen
  11/17/17
Will Jews ever get tired of winning?
Lascivious kitchen codepig
  11/17/17
...
Crystalline Orchestra Pit Place Of Business
  11/17/17
We should have thought of this guys. We really need to pump ...
Mint aromatic theater marketing idea
  11/17/17
author and his wife: https://static01.nyt.com/images/2017...
motley ruby piazza liquid oxygen
  11/17/17
1000000% chance he's a literal cuck
Appetizing Blathering Bawdyhouse Fat Ankles
  11/17/17
breh, i'd gladly be a cuck for those millions she stands to ...
motley ruby piazza liquid oxygen
  11/17/17
not even a question
frum resort
  11/17/17
180 pic
passionate sick parlour
  11/17/17
they look like Scholars who appreciate The Law
motley ruby piazza liquid oxygen
  11/17/17


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Date: November 17th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: onyx office

NOT

FUCKING

FLAME

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/919576516962471936

https://www.amazon.com/Santas-Husband-Daniel-Kibblesmith/dp/0062748742

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34709877)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:29 PM
Author: motley ruby piazza liquid oxygen

EVERY | FUCKING | TIME

https://squawker.org/culture-wars/jewish-author-writes-book-about-black-homosexual-santa-claus-retweets-communist-image/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714433)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: razzle school nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34709884)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: boyish internal respiration rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710223)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Stirring Sweet Tailpipe

jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710232)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 4:31 PM
Author: Floppy alpha

Well, the historical Jesus was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34711849)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: Dun bateful legal warrant volcanic crater

Interestingly enough, the sequel to this book is called "Fucking Jesus Christ"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34711904)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: mahogany beady-eyed property cuckoldry

I wonder whether he's Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710234)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Racy hunting ground lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710427)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Bossy Trailer Park

per his twitter profile, he's a self proclaimed "actual swamp monster" ... so, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710456)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Vengeful sienna dysfunction

Drake‏

@_drakep3

Oct 19

More

Replying to @kibblesmith

I enjoyed this book very much. I'm going to pretend Santa's husband is Jewish. Also didn't realize you were from Chicago. Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710496)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:29 PM
Author: motley ruby piazza liquid oxygen

https://squawker.org/culture-wars/jewish-author-writes-book-about-black-homosexual-santa-claus-retweets-communist-image/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714436)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: charcoal aphrodisiac ladyboy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710239)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: lilac jew

Everyone should add this book to their child's library. In Daniel Kibblesmith's story, Santa is black and the overweight, white, bearded, jolly guy we all picture when we think of Santa is his husband. Santa's husband helps Santa prepare for Christmas each year, in addition to other chores around the North Pole (like feeding Rudolph organic produce to keep his nose shiny and negotiating labor disputes with the elf unions). In their downtime, Santa and his husband play with their dog, go to the beach, dance, garden, and nap on the couch, like any couple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710242)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: crimson garrison quadroon

Welp! Will anyone help me burn it all down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710255)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Racy hunting ground lodge

HAHHAHAH

theres no way this isnt flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710435)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: cordovan concupiscible market travel guidebook

his bio says he's a comedy writer. I think it's possible he's just trolling with this book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710283)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: crimson garrison quadroon

I sure hope so. If so, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710290)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Fighting Ticket Booth

not at all. dude is a brilliant writer, but while the book is funny (read a review copy), it's just a sweet kids book and not at all inappropriate unless you just think being gay is gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710315)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: crimson garrison quadroon

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710329)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Fighting Ticket Booth

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710335)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: Nudist Love Of Her Life Plaza

stfu queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710346)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: Fighting Ticket Booth

successful straight white guy with kids and a SAHM spinner wife over here. fuck off loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710365)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: crimson garrison quadroon

... Rong time Tlumpmo helle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710373)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: Fighting Ticket Booth

plenty of people on the board can verify the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710379)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser nibblets

...who sucks dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710376)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: Fighting Ticket Booth

did not see this one coming! well played!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710380)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Cerebral elite boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714530)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: boyish internal respiration rigor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710375)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Racy hunting ground lodge

god dammit go away you dumb lib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710440)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all stead tattoo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710509)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Charismatic Magical Temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710523)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: Vengeful sienna dysfunction

"brilliant writer"

OK. So in the same category of a James Joyce? Got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710526)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Maize shitlib

Did you write this travesty? He’s certainly not a talented writer and that seems like a very strange thing to say about a children’s book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710724)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 4:33 PM
Author: Irradiated puppy messiness

fuck off cock sucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34711872)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: passionate sick parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714518)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Stirring Sweet Tailpipe

yea for stephen colbert. huge shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710423)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: mahogany beady-eyed property cuckoldry

Does black santa steal presents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710348)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: provocative international law enforcement agency

Almost certainly yes as to bicycles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710367)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: Galvanic kitty

It's a FRESH TWIST!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710383)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: Confused Ebony Business Firm

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81TAD%2Bfa6AL.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710395)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Maize shitlib

that fucking NIGGER filth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710475)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Confused Ebony Business Firm

Rude and uncalled for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710481)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Maize shitlib

He literally tracked coal dust all over the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710729)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Racy hunting ground lodge

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

this is a great goof gift to give as a stockingstuffer tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710432)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: maniacal factory reset button indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710468)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: Self-centered fanboi

SUMMON: Idris Elba for commentary on a black Santa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710465)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: fragrant chocolate twinkling uncleanness crackhouse

the author is jewish. odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710497)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Diverse Chest-beating Home

http://www.multiplexcomic.com/strip/27

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710502)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Maize shitlib

I love how friskers the cat is played by ‘dreidel’

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710739)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Flesh pozpig

disgusting. santa's husband is straight as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710505)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: crimson garrison quadroon

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710510)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: internet-worthy forum

This wouldn't have even made sense when I was a kid. Libs work fast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710757)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Transparent Electric Native

still doesn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34711038)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Transparent Electric Native

Jo‏

@Uber4Chocobos

Oct 15

More

Replying to @kibblesmith

I have 3 kids. I wouldn't buy one copy..........

I'll buy 3! 👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34711024)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: arrogant talented mediation water buffalo

Um, no, BIGOT, read the link. The santa is black and his husband is white. Do you have a problem with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34711119)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:31 PM
Author: motley ruby piazza liquid oxygen

bigot, how DARE you gender Santa? How do you know that bearded person identifies as a 'he'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714438)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Lascivious kitchen codepig

Will Jews ever get tired of winning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34711172)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Crystalline Orchestra Pit Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714388)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Mint aromatic theater marketing idea

We should have thought of this guys. We really need to pump out the most grotesque shit NOW and profit as FREEDOM FIGHTING liberators of the unfairly persecuted.

Like maybe a kids book about middle aged female teachers that are more sexually attracted to their students than they are to their cuck husbands.

Or maybe a kids book about an ugly guy that harmlessly flirts with girls and how it’s NOT OKAY. And how the guy should LOSE HIS LIVELIHOOD over it.

Or maybe a kids book about how infuriating it is that America elected a FAT WHITE PRESIDENT to replace a HIP BLACK one and that the only explanation is that white people are racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714454)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: motley ruby piazza liquid oxygen

author and his wife:

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2017/08/27/fashion/weddings/27WRIGHT/27WRIGHT-master768.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4Jj68dW8AApIfo.jpg

this kike's wife is cute AND loaded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714510)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Appetizing Blathering Bawdyhouse Fat Ankles

1000000% chance he's a literal cuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714513)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: motley ruby piazza liquid oxygen

breh, i'd gladly be a cuck for those millions she stands to inherit

"She is the daughter of Kathleen Wright and Thomas C. Wright of Kiawah, S.C. The bride’s father retired as a vice chairman of BMO Capital Markets in Chicago. Her mother, who worked in Houston, retired as a vice president of ExxonMobil."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714523)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: frum resort

not even a question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714550)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: passionate sick parlour

180 pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714514)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: motley ruby piazza liquid oxygen

they look like Scholars who appreciate The Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714520)