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Holy mother of fuck...a kid's book about Santa's gay black husband

NOT FUCKING FLAME https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/s...
excitant citrine business firm mad cow disease
  11/17/17
EVERY | FUCKING | TIME https://squawker.org/culture-wars/...
marvelous locus
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beady-eyed obsidian hissy fit milk
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glassy balding property black woman
  11/17/17
jesus fucking christ
histrionic keepsake machete
  11/17/17
Well, the historical Jesus was black.
aphrodisiac therapy
  11/17/17
Interestingly enough, the sequel to this book is called &quo...
Smoky appetizing main people
  11/17/17
I wonder whether he's Jewish
dun alcoholic foreskin
  11/17/17
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misanthropic sandwich site
  11/17/17
per his twitter profile, he's a self proclaimed "actua...
Cracking underhanded mood regret
  11/17/17
Drake‏ @_drakep3 Oct 19 More Replying to @ki...
jet selfie background story
  11/17/17
https://squawker.org/culture-wars/jewish-author-writes-book-...
marvelous locus
  11/17/17
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Diverse hall
  11/17/17
Everyone should add this book to their child's library. In D...
Lilac stead
  11/17/17
Welp! Will anyone help me burn it all down?
Unholy opaque library
  11/17/17
HAHHAHAH theres no way this isnt flame
misanthropic sandwich site
  11/17/17
his bio says he's a comedy writer. I think it's possible he...
hateful brass french chef
  11/17/17
I sure hope so. If so, 180
Unholy opaque library
  11/17/17
not at all. dude is a brilliant writer, but while the book ...
Honey-headed startling dilemma
  11/17/17
?
Unholy opaque library
  11/17/17
??
Honey-headed startling dilemma
  11/17/17
stfu queer
Lascivious den elastic band
  11/17/17
successful straight white guy with kids and a SAHM spinner w...
Honey-headed startling dilemma
  11/17/17
... Rong time Tlumpmo helle
Unholy opaque library
  11/17/17
plenty of people on the board can verify the above.
Honey-headed startling dilemma
  11/17/17
...who sucks dicks
seedy milky friendly grandma
  11/17/17
did not see this one coming! well played!
Honey-headed startling dilemma
  11/17/17
lol
Self-centered Gaming Laptop
  11/17/17
lol
glassy balding property black woman
  11/17/17
god dammit go away you dumb lib
misanthropic sandwich site
  11/17/17
lol
aqua pontificating box office factory reset button
  11/17/17
lol
sable piazza
  11/17/17
"brilliant writer" OK. So in the same category of...
jet selfie background story
  11/17/17
Did you write this travesty? He’s certainly not a talented w...
galvanic orchestra pit
  11/17/17
fuck off cock sucker
Territorial boltzmann gas station
  11/17/17
...
painfully honest metal tank rigpig
  11/17/17
yea for stephen colbert. huge shitlib
histrionic keepsake machete
  11/17/17
Does black santa steal presents?
dun alcoholic foreskin
  11/17/17
Almost certainly yes as to bicycles.
Ocher pisswyrm
  11/17/17
It's a FRESH TWIST!
curious chapel
  11/17/17
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81TAD%2Bfa6...
submissive 180 juggernaut brunch
  11/17/17
that fucking NIGGER filth
galvanic orchestra pit
  11/17/17
Rude and uncalled for
submissive 180 juggernaut brunch
  11/17/17
He literally tracked coal dust all over the floor
galvanic orchestra pit
  11/17/17
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is a great goof gift to give as ...
misanthropic sandwich site
  11/17/17
...
Insanely Creepy Coral Legal Warrant
  11/17/17
SUMMON: Idris Elba for commentary on a black Santa
Pink Naked Indirect Expression Rigor
  11/17/17
the author is jewish. odd case
Bat-shit-crazy Tan Haunted Graveyard Pistol
  11/17/17
http://www.multiplexcomic.com/strip/27
Copper double fault
  11/17/17
I love how friskers the cat is played by ‘dreidel’
galvanic orchestra pit
  11/17/17
disgusting. santa's husband is straight as fuck
peach locale doctorate
  11/17/17
Absolutely devastating
Unholy opaque library
  11/17/17
This wouldn't have even made sense when I was a kid. Libs wo...
frozen mildly autistic sweet tailpipe
  11/17/17
still doesn't
Amethyst stag film
  11/17/17
Jo‏ @Uber4Chocobos Oct 15 More Replying to @...
Amethyst stag film
  11/17/17
Um, no, BIGOT, read the link. The santa is black and his hu...
Razzle-dazzle Sepia Faggot Firefighter
  11/17/17
bigot, how DARE you gender Santa? How do you know that bear...
marvelous locus
  11/17/17
Will Jews ever get tired of winning?
fishy pocket flask indian lodge
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We should have thought of this guys. We really need to pump ...
heady fanboi house
  11/17/17
author and his wife: https://static01.nyt.com/images/2017...
marvelous locus
  11/17/17
1000000% chance he's a literal cuck
supple bipolar area
  11/17/17
breh, i'd gladly be a cuck for those millions she stands to ...
marvelous locus
  11/17/17
not even a question
exciting angry casino idea he suggested
  11/17/17
180 pic
painfully honest metal tank rigpig
  11/17/17
they look like Scholars who appreciate The Law
marvelous locus
  11/17/17


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Date: November 17th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: excitant citrine business firm mad cow disease

NOT

FUCKING

FLAME

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/919576516962471936

https://www.amazon.com/Santas-Husband-Daniel-Kibblesmith/dp/0062748742

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34709877)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:29 PM
Author: marvelous locus

EVERY | FUCKING | TIME

https://squawker.org/culture-wars/jewish-author-writes-book-about-black-homosexual-santa-claus-retweets-communist-image/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714433)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed obsidian hissy fit milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34709884)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: glassy balding property black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710223)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: histrionic keepsake machete

jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710232)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 4:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac therapy

Well, the historical Jesus was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34711849)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: Smoky appetizing main people

Interestingly enough, the sequel to this book is called "Fucking Jesus Christ"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34711904)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: dun alcoholic foreskin

I wonder whether he's Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710234)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: misanthropic sandwich site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710427)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Cracking underhanded mood regret

per his twitter profile, he's a self proclaimed "actual swamp monster" ... so, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710456)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: jet selfie background story

Drake‏

@_drakep3

Oct 19

More

Replying to @kibblesmith

I enjoyed this book very much. I'm going to pretend Santa's husband is Jewish. Also didn't realize you were from Chicago. Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710496)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:29 PM
Author: marvelous locus

https://squawker.org/culture-wars/jewish-author-writes-book-about-black-homosexual-santa-claus-retweets-communist-image/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714436)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: Diverse hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710239)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: Lilac stead

Everyone should add this book to their child's library. In Daniel Kibblesmith's story, Santa is black and the overweight, white, bearded, jolly guy we all picture when we think of Santa is his husband. Santa's husband helps Santa prepare for Christmas each year, in addition to other chores around the North Pole (like feeding Rudolph organic produce to keep his nose shiny and negotiating labor disputes with the elf unions). In their downtime, Santa and his husband play with their dog, go to the beach, dance, garden, and nap on the couch, like any couple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710242)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: Unholy opaque library

Welp! Will anyone help me burn it all down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710255)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: misanthropic sandwich site

HAHHAHAH

theres no way this isnt flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710435)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: hateful brass french chef

his bio says he's a comedy writer. I think it's possible he's just trolling with this book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710283)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Unholy opaque library

I sure hope so. If so, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710290)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed startling dilemma

not at all. dude is a brilliant writer, but while the book is funny (read a review copy), it's just a sweet kids book and not at all inappropriate unless you just think being gay is gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710315)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Unholy opaque library

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710329)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Honey-headed startling dilemma

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710335)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: Lascivious den elastic band

stfu queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710346)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: Honey-headed startling dilemma

successful straight white guy with kids and a SAHM spinner wife over here. fuck off loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710365)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Unholy opaque library

... Rong time Tlumpmo helle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710373)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: Honey-headed startling dilemma

plenty of people on the board can verify the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710379)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: seedy milky friendly grandma

...who sucks dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710376)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: Honey-headed startling dilemma

did not see this one coming! well played!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710380)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Self-centered Gaming Laptop

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714530)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: glassy balding property black woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710375)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: misanthropic sandwich site

god dammit go away you dumb lib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710440)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: aqua pontificating box office factory reset button

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710509)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: sable piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710523)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: jet selfie background story

"brilliant writer"

OK. So in the same category of a James Joyce? Got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710526)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: galvanic orchestra pit

Did you write this travesty? He’s certainly not a talented writer and that seems like a very strange thing to say about a children’s book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710724)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 4:33 PM
Author: Territorial boltzmann gas station

fuck off cock sucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34711872)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: painfully honest metal tank rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714518)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: histrionic keepsake machete

yea for stephen colbert. huge shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710423)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: dun alcoholic foreskin

Does black santa steal presents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710348)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Ocher pisswyrm

Almost certainly yes as to bicycles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710367)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: curious chapel

It's a FRESH TWIST!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710383)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: submissive 180 juggernaut brunch

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81TAD%2Bfa6AL.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710395)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: galvanic orchestra pit

that fucking NIGGER filth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710475)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: submissive 180 juggernaut brunch

Rude and uncalled for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710481)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: galvanic orchestra pit

He literally tracked coal dust all over the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710729)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: misanthropic sandwich site

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

this is a great goof gift to give as a stockingstuffer tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710432)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Coral Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710468)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: Pink Naked Indirect Expression Rigor

SUMMON: Idris Elba for commentary on a black Santa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710465)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Tan Haunted Graveyard Pistol

the author is jewish. odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710497)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Copper double fault

http://www.multiplexcomic.com/strip/27

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710502)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: galvanic orchestra pit

I love how friskers the cat is played by ‘dreidel’

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710739)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: peach locale doctorate

disgusting. santa's husband is straight as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710505)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Unholy opaque library

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710510)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: frozen mildly autistic sweet tailpipe

This wouldn't have even made sense when I was a kid. Libs work fast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34710757)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Amethyst stag film

still doesn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34711038)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Amethyst stag film

Jo‏

@Uber4Chocobos

Oct 15

More

Replying to @kibblesmith

I have 3 kids. I wouldn't buy one copy..........

I'll buy 3! 👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34711024)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sepia Faggot Firefighter

Um, no, BIGOT, read the link. The santa is black and his husband is white. Do you have a problem with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34711119)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:31 PM
Author: marvelous locus

bigot, how DARE you gender Santa? How do you know that bearded person identifies as a 'he'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714438)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: fishy pocket flask indian lodge

Will Jews ever get tired of winning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34711172)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: ebony nursing home toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714388)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: heady fanboi house

We should have thought of this guys. We really need to pump out the most grotesque shit NOW and profit as FREEDOM FIGHTING liberators of the unfairly persecuted.

Like maybe a kids book about middle aged female teachers that are more sexually attracted to their students than they are to their cuck husbands.

Or maybe a kids book about an ugly guy that harmlessly flirts with girls and how it’s NOT OKAY. And how the guy should LOSE HIS LIVELIHOOD over it.

Or maybe a kids book about how infuriating it is that America elected a FAT WHITE PRESIDENT to replace a HIP BLACK one and that the only explanation is that white people are racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714454)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: marvelous locus

author and his wife:

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2017/08/27/fashion/weddings/27WRIGHT/27WRIGHT-master768.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4Jj68dW8AApIfo.jpg

this kike's wife is cute AND loaded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714510)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: supple bipolar area

1000000% chance he's a literal cuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714513)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: marvelous locus

breh, i'd gladly be a cuck for those millions she stands to inherit

"She is the daughter of Kathleen Wright and Thomas C. Wright of Kiawah, S.C. The bride’s father retired as a vice chairman of BMO Capital Markets in Chicago. Her mother, who worked in Houston, retired as a vice president of ExxonMobil."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714523)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: exciting angry casino idea he suggested

not even a question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714550)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: painfully honest metal tank rigpig

180 pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714514)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: marvelous locus

they look like Scholars who appreciate The Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800658&forum_id=2#34714520)