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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
Honey-headed Parlor
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
Cyan lay gaming laptop
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
Exhilarant fear-inspiring jewess yarmulke
  11/18/17
...
Walnut jew
  11/18/17
...
rough-skinned son of senegal
  11/18/17
lol
Zombie-like Mint Set
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
Honey-headed Parlor
  11/18/17
holly shit
Buck-toothed bawdyhouse
  11/18/17
...
charcoal bipolar church
  11/18/17
i like this one.
Laughsome Bat Shit Crazy Volcanic Crater
  11/18/17
...
charcoal bipolar church
  11/18/17
this is pretty 180
Grizzly hell messiness
  11/18/17
I’m dying here
At-the-ready navy national security agency
  11/18/17
...
turquoise glittery gay wizard
  11/18/17
...
vigorous violent trailer park
  11/19/17
180
Swollen Wagecucks
  11/19/17
...
charcoal bipolar church
  11/18/17
keep going
Copper windowlicker
  11/18/17
...
splenetic national headpube
  11/18/17
Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
Honey-headed Parlor
  11/18/17
...
Zombie-like Mint Set
  11/18/17
...
charcoal bipolar church
  11/18/17
...
Copper windowlicker
  11/18/17
i came
Grizzly hell messiness
  11/18/17
funny
soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap
  11/18/17
...
Laughsome Bat Shit Crazy Volcanic Crater
  11/18/17
oh lawd
At-the-ready navy national security agency
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
comical chestnut fortuitous meteor
  11/19/17
...
indigo heady azn
  11/19/17
180 billion
light hairy legs
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
turquoise glittery gay wizard
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
primrose box office queen of the night
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
turquoise glittery gay wizard
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
Grizzly hell messiness
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
turquoise glittery gay wizard
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
Honey-headed Parlor
  11/18/17
...
charcoal bipolar church
  11/18/17
ohshit...
Laughsome Bat Shit Crazy Volcanic Crater
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
fishy sinister base people who are hurt
  11/18/17
not okay
primrose box office queen of the night
  11/18/17
...
Swollen Wagecucks
  11/19/17
subscribed
Titillating Nursing Home
  11/19/17
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lime multi-colored cuckoldry stage
  11/18/17
My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
Honey-headed Parlor
  11/18/17
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charcoal bipolar church
  11/19/17
...
Laughsome Bat Shit Crazy Volcanic Crater
  11/19/17
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charcoal bipolar church
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
Copper windowlicker
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
charcoal bipolar church
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
Copper windowlicker
  11/19/17
na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
Laughsome Bat Shit Crazy Volcanic Crater
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
Copper windowlicker
  11/19/17
Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
Honey-headed Parlor
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
charcoal bipolar church
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
At-the-ready navy national security agency
  11/19/17
...
comical chestnut fortuitous meteor
  11/19/17
gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
Vivacious Senate Jap
  11/19/17
good one
comical chestnut fortuitous meteor
  11/19/17
...
Copper windowlicker
  11/19/17
(concerned "top")
charcoal bipolar church
  11/19/17
...
At-the-ready navy national security agency
  11/19/17
They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
Vivacious Senate Jap
  11/19/17
Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
Vivacious Senate Jap
  11/19/17
horrible.
comical chestnut fortuitous meteor
  11/19/17
nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
Vivacious Senate Jap
  11/19/17
...
Copper windowlicker
  11/19/17
...
At-the-ready navy national security agency
  11/19/17
...
comical chestnut fortuitous meteor
  11/19/17
Gross, and racist.
charcoal bipolar church
  11/19/17
suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
Vivacious Senate Jap
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
charcoal bipolar church
  11/19/17
we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
Vivacious Senate Jap
  11/19/17
...
Copper windowlicker
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
charcoal bipolar church
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
Copper windowlicker
  11/19/17
thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
Laughsome Bat Shit Crazy Volcanic Crater
  11/19/17
Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
Vivacious Senate Jap
  11/19/17
lol
At-the-ready navy national security agency
  11/19/17
if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
charcoal bipolar church
  11/19/17
the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
Vivacious Senate Jap
  11/19/17
Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a g...
Vivacious Senate Jap
  11/19/17
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Copper windowlicker
  11/19/17
...
At-the-ready navy national security agency
  11/19/17
this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
comical chestnut fortuitous meteor
  11/19/17
during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
Vivacious Senate Jap
  11/19/17
AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
comical chestnut fortuitous meteor
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
Laughsome Bat Shit Crazy Volcanic Crater
  11/19/17
he's value adding
Copper windowlicker
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
fishy sinister base people who are hurt
  11/19/17
Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
Vivacious Senate Jap
  11/19/17
ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line ...
comical chestnut fortuitous meteor
  11/19/17
This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
Ocher Passionate Toaster Location
  11/19/17
so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
Vivacious Senate Jap
  11/19/17
nothing?
Vivacious Senate Jap
  11/19/17
Xo Saturday night folks
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  11/19/17
embarrassing thread
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(asian)
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: Honey-headed Parlor

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Cyan lay gaming laptop

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant fear-inspiring jewess yarmulke

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Walnut jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: rough-skinned son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mint Set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Honey-headed Parlor

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: Buck-toothed bawdyhouse

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: charcoal bipolar church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Laughsome Bat Shit Crazy Volcanic Crater

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: charcoal bipolar church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Grizzly hell messiness

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: At-the-ready navy national security agency

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: turquoise glittery gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: vigorous violent trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Swollen Wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: charcoal bipolar church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Copper windowlicker

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: splenetic national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Honey-headed Parlor

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mint Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: charcoal bipolar church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Copper windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Grizzly hell messiness

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Laughsome Bat Shit Crazy Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: At-the-ready navy national security agency

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: comical chestnut fortuitous meteor

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: indigo heady azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: light hairy legs

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: turquoise glittery gay wizard

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: primrose box office queen of the night

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: turquoise glittery gay wizard

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Grizzly hell messiness

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: turquoise glittery gay wizard

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: Honey-headed Parlor

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: charcoal bipolar church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Laughsome Bat Shit Crazy Volcanic Crater

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: fishy sinister base people who are hurt

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: primrose box office queen of the night

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: Swollen Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Titillating Nursing Home

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: lime multi-colored cuckoldry stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: Honey-headed Parlor

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: charcoal bipolar church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: Laughsome Bat Shit Crazy Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: charcoal bipolar church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Copper windowlicker

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: charcoal bipolar church

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Copper windowlicker

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Laughsome Bat Shit Crazy Volcanic Crater

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Copper windowlicker

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Honey-headed Parlor

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: charcoal bipolar church

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: At-the-ready navy national security agency

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: comical chestnut fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Vivacious Senate Jap

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: comical chestnut fortuitous meteor

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Copper windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: charcoal bipolar church

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: At-the-ready navy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Vivacious Senate Jap

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Vivacious Senate Jap

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: comical chestnut fortuitous meteor

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Vivacious Senate Jap

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Copper windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: At-the-ready navy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: comical chestnut fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: charcoal bipolar church

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Vivacious Senate Jap

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: charcoal bipolar church

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Vivacious Senate Jap

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: Copper windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: charcoal bipolar church

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Copper windowlicker

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Laughsome Bat Shit Crazy Volcanic Crater

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Vivacious Senate Jap

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: At-the-ready navy national security agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: charcoal bipolar church

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Vivacious Senate Jap

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Vivacious Senate Jap

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Copper windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: At-the-ready navy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: comical chestnut fortuitous meteor

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Vivacious Senate Jap

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: comical chestnut fortuitous meteor

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Laughsome Bat Shit Crazy Volcanic Crater

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Copper windowlicker

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: fishy sinister base people who are hurt

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: Vivacious Senate Jap

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: comical chestnut fortuitous meteor

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Ocher Passionate Toaster Location

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: Vivacious Senate Jap

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Vivacious Senate Jap

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: painfully honest crawly sweet tailpipe

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: supple university keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: nighttime shrine

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: light hairy legs

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: chrome crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)