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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
mahogany candlestick maker
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
Aphrodisiac Site
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
garnet pit
  11/18/17
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vivacious abusive casino tattoo
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house-broken round eye roast beef
  11/18/17
lol
carnelian startling temple indirect expression
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
mahogany candlestick maker
  11/18/17
holly shit
wild parlour
  11/18/17
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Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake
  11/18/17
i like this one.
apoplectic purple international law enforcement agency
  11/18/17
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Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake
  11/18/17
this is pretty 180
brass den jap
  11/18/17
I’m dying here
sapphire macaca
  11/18/17
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cream swashbuckling stage
  11/18/17
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red adventurous resort hissy fit
  11/19/17
180
cheese-eating kitty cat
  11/19/17
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Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake
  11/18/17
keep going
Gay Vibrant Kitty
  11/18/17
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primrose fear-inspiring voyeur
  11/18/17
Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
mahogany candlestick maker
  11/18/17
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carnelian startling temple indirect expression
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Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake
  11/18/17
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Gay Vibrant Kitty
  11/18/17
i came
brass den jap
  11/18/17
funny
Trip submissive keepsake machete hall
  11/18/17
...
apoplectic purple international law enforcement agency
  11/18/17
oh lawd
sapphire macaca
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
Orchid spectacular theater ladyboy
  11/19/17
...
Hateful messiness
  11/19/17
180 billion
Floppy Bat Shit Crazy Stain
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
cream swashbuckling stage
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
big yellow selfie theater stage
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
cream swashbuckling stage
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
brass den jap
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
cream swashbuckling stage
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
mahogany candlestick maker
  11/18/17
...
Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake
  11/18/17
ohshit...
apoplectic purple international law enforcement agency
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
Passionate locale
  11/18/17
not okay
big yellow selfie theater stage
  11/18/17
...
cheese-eating kitty cat
  11/19/17
subscribed
dashing rose karate
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crimson out-of-control potus
  11/18/17
My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
mahogany candlestick maker
  11/18/17
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Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake
  11/19/17
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apoplectic purple international law enforcement agency
  11/19/17
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Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
Gay Vibrant Kitty
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
Gay Vibrant Kitty
  11/19/17
na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
apoplectic purple international law enforcement agency
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
Gay Vibrant Kitty
  11/19/17
Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
mahogany candlestick maker
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
sapphire macaca
  11/19/17
...
Orchid spectacular theater ladyboy
  11/19/17
gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
Mind-boggling area depressive
  11/19/17
good one
Orchid spectacular theater ladyboy
  11/19/17
...
Gay Vibrant Kitty
  11/19/17
(concerned "top")
Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake
  11/19/17
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sapphire macaca
  11/19/17
They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
Mind-boggling area depressive
  11/19/17
Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
Mind-boggling area depressive
  11/19/17
horrible.
Orchid spectacular theater ladyboy
  11/19/17
nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
Mind-boggling area depressive
  11/19/17
...
Gay Vibrant Kitty
  11/19/17
...
sapphire macaca
  11/19/17
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Orchid spectacular theater ladyboy
  11/19/17
Gross, and racist.
Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake
  11/19/17
suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
Mind-boggling area depressive
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake
  11/19/17
we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
Mind-boggling area depressive
  11/19/17
...
Gay Vibrant Kitty
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
Gay Vibrant Kitty
  11/19/17
thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
apoplectic purple international law enforcement agency
  11/19/17
Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
Mind-boggling area depressive
  11/19/17
lol
sapphire macaca
  11/19/17
if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake
  11/19/17
the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
Mind-boggling area depressive
  11/19/17
Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a g...
Mind-boggling area depressive
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Gay Vibrant Kitty
  11/19/17
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sapphire macaca
  11/19/17
this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
Orchid spectacular theater ladyboy
  11/19/17
during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
Mind-boggling area depressive
  11/19/17
AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
Orchid spectacular theater ladyboy
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
apoplectic purple international law enforcement agency
  11/19/17
he's value adding
Gay Vibrant Kitty
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
Passionate locale
  11/19/17
Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
Mind-boggling area depressive
  11/19/17
ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line ...
Orchid spectacular theater ladyboy
  11/19/17
This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
Bearded Forum Toilet Seat
  11/19/17
so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
Mind-boggling area depressive
  11/19/17
nothing?
Mind-boggling area depressive
  11/19/17
Xo Saturday night folks
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embarrassing thread
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: mahogany candlestick maker

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Site

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: garnet pit

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: vivacious abusive casino tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: house-broken round eye roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: carnelian startling temple indirect expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: mahogany candlestick maker

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: wild parlour

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: apoplectic purple international law enforcement agency

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: brass den jap

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: sapphire macaca

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: cream swashbuckling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: red adventurous resort hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: cheese-eating kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Gay Vibrant Kitty

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: primrose fear-inspiring voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: mahogany candlestick maker

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: carnelian startling temple indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Gay Vibrant Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: brass den jap

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Trip submissive keepsake machete hall

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: apoplectic purple international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: sapphire macaca

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Orchid spectacular theater ladyboy

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: Hateful messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Floppy Bat Shit Crazy Stain

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: cream swashbuckling stage

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: big yellow selfie theater stage

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: cream swashbuckling stage

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: brass den jap

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: cream swashbuckling stage

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: mahogany candlestick maker

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: apoplectic purple international law enforcement agency

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Passionate locale

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: big yellow selfie theater stage

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: cheese-eating kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: dashing rose karate

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: crimson out-of-control potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: mahogany candlestick maker

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: apoplectic purple international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Gay Vibrant Kitty

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Gay Vibrant Kitty

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: apoplectic purple international law enforcement agency

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Gay Vibrant Kitty

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: mahogany candlestick maker

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: sapphire macaca

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Orchid spectacular theater ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Mind-boggling area depressive

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Orchid spectacular theater ladyboy

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Gay Vibrant Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: sapphire macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Mind-boggling area depressive

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Mind-boggling area depressive

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Orchid spectacular theater ladyboy

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Mind-boggling area depressive

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Gay Vibrant Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: sapphire macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Orchid spectacular theater ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Mind-boggling area depressive

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Mind-boggling area depressive

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: Gay Vibrant Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Gay Vibrant Kitty

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: apoplectic purple international law enforcement agency

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling area depressive

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: sapphire macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Clear Wagecucks Corn Cake

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Mind-boggling area depressive

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Mind-boggling area depressive

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Gay Vibrant Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: sapphire macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Orchid spectacular theater ladyboy

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Mind-boggling area depressive

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Orchid spectacular theater ladyboy

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: apoplectic purple international law enforcement agency

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Gay Vibrant Kitty

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: Passionate locale

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling area depressive

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Orchid spectacular theater ladyboy

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Bearded Forum Toilet Seat

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: Mind-boggling area depressive

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Mind-boggling area depressive

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Lilac Step-uncle's House Crotch

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: fragrant hell foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: peach quadroon

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: Floppy Bat Shit Crazy Stain

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: bipolar snowy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)