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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
sepia potus
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
pink crackhouse
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
Flickering nursing home
  11/18/17
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Irradiated Gold Trust Fund Goal In Life
  11/18/17
...
embarrassed to the bone range people who are hurt
  11/18/17
lol
cerebral magical spot
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
sepia potus
  11/18/17
holly shit
Bronze wonderful main people
  11/18/17
...
Rusted dingle berry
  11/18/17
i like this one.
Bearded Frisky Circlehead Dilemma
  11/18/17
...
Rusted dingle berry
  11/18/17
this is pretty 180
sable persian boltzmann
  11/18/17
I’m dying here
Razzmatazz vengeful tanning salon
  11/18/17
...
Dull free-loading office
  11/18/17
...
tan fantasy-prone piazza
  11/19/17
180
Soul-stirring awkward old irish cottage
  11/19/17
...
Rusted dingle berry
  11/18/17
keep going
stubborn vermilion police squad
  11/18/17
...
motley feces milk
  11/18/17
Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
sepia potus
  11/18/17
...
cerebral magical spot
  11/18/17
...
Rusted dingle berry
  11/18/17
...
stubborn vermilion police squad
  11/18/17
i came
sable persian boltzmann
  11/18/17
funny
bull headed legend
  11/18/17
...
Bearded Frisky Circlehead Dilemma
  11/18/17
oh lawd
Razzmatazz vengeful tanning salon
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
Appetizing scarlet space sneaky criminal
  11/19/17
...
twisted sienna resort becky
  11/19/17
180 billion
Arrogant lake parlor toilet seat
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
Dull free-loading office
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
lascivious hot rigor
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
Dull free-loading office
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
sable persian boltzmann
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
Dull free-loading office
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
sepia potus
  11/18/17
...
Rusted dingle berry
  11/18/17
ohshit...
Bearded Frisky Circlehead Dilemma
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
high-end multi-colored hell
  11/18/17
not okay
lascivious hot rigor
  11/18/17
...
Soul-stirring awkward old irish cottage
  11/19/17
subscribed
Azure seedy abode kitty cat
  11/19/17
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pearl narrow-minded gas station
  11/18/17
My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
sepia potus
  11/18/17
...
Rusted dingle berry
  11/19/17
...
Bearded Frisky Circlehead Dilemma
  11/19/17
...
Rusted dingle berry
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
stubborn vermilion police squad
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
Rusted dingle berry
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
stubborn vermilion police squad
  11/19/17
na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
Bearded Frisky Circlehead Dilemma
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
stubborn vermilion police squad
  11/19/17
Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
sepia potus
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
Rusted dingle berry
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
Razzmatazz vengeful tanning salon
  11/19/17
...
Appetizing scarlet space sneaky criminal
  11/19/17
gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
Swashbuckling mexican
  11/19/17
good one
Appetizing scarlet space sneaky criminal
  11/19/17
...
stubborn vermilion police squad
  11/19/17
(concerned "top")
Rusted dingle berry
  11/19/17
...
Razzmatazz vengeful tanning salon
  11/19/17
They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
Swashbuckling mexican
  11/19/17
Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
Swashbuckling mexican
  11/19/17
horrible.
Appetizing scarlet space sneaky criminal
  11/19/17
nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
Swashbuckling mexican
  11/19/17
...
stubborn vermilion police squad
  11/19/17
...
Razzmatazz vengeful tanning salon
  11/19/17
...
Appetizing scarlet space sneaky criminal
  11/19/17
Gross, and racist.
Rusted dingle berry
  11/19/17
suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
Swashbuckling mexican
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
Rusted dingle berry
  11/19/17
we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
Swashbuckling mexican
  11/19/17
...
stubborn vermilion police squad
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
Rusted dingle berry
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
stubborn vermilion police squad
  11/19/17
thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
Bearded Frisky Circlehead Dilemma
  11/19/17
Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
Swashbuckling mexican
  11/19/17
lol
Razzmatazz vengeful tanning salon
  11/19/17
if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
Rusted dingle berry
  11/19/17
the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
Swashbuckling mexican
  11/19/17
Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a g...
Swashbuckling mexican
  11/19/17
...
stubborn vermilion police squad
  11/19/17
...
Razzmatazz vengeful tanning salon
  11/19/17
this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
Appetizing scarlet space sneaky criminal
  11/19/17
during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
Swashbuckling mexican
  11/19/17
AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
Appetizing scarlet space sneaky criminal
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
Bearded Frisky Circlehead Dilemma
  11/19/17
he's value adding
stubborn vermilion police squad
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
high-end multi-colored hell
  11/19/17
Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
Swashbuckling mexican
  11/19/17
ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line ...
Appetizing scarlet space sneaky criminal
  11/19/17
This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
Amber charismatic site sex offender
  11/19/17
so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
Swashbuckling mexican
  11/19/17
nothing?
Swashbuckling mexican
  11/19/17
Xo Saturday night folks
Insane Doobsian Senate Messiness
  11/19/17
...
cracking topaz theater stage
  11/19/17
embarrassing thread
Fragrant Set
  11/19/17
(asian)
Arrogant lake parlor toilet seat
  11/19/17
...
sooty theatre
  11/19/17


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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: sepia potus

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Flickering nursing home

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Irradiated Gold Trust Fund Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone range people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: cerebral magical spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: sepia potus

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: Bronze wonderful main people

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Rusted dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Bearded Frisky Circlehead Dilemma

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Rusted dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: sable persian boltzmann

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz vengeful tanning salon

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: Dull free-loading office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: tan fantasy-prone piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Rusted dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: stubborn vermilion police squad

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: motley feces milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: sepia potus

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: cerebral magical spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Rusted dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: stubborn vermilion police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: sable persian boltzmann

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: bull headed legend

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Bearded Frisky Circlehead Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz vengeful tanning salon

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Appetizing scarlet space sneaky criminal

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: twisted sienna resort becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Arrogant lake parlor toilet seat

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Dull free-loading office

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: lascivious hot rigor

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Dull free-loading office

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: sable persian boltzmann

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Dull free-loading office

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: sepia potus

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Rusted dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Bearded Frisky Circlehead Dilemma

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: high-end multi-colored hell

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: lascivious hot rigor

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Azure seedy abode kitty cat

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: pearl narrow-minded gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: sepia potus

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Rusted dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: Bearded Frisky Circlehead Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Rusted dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: stubborn vermilion police squad

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: Rusted dingle berry

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: stubborn vermilion police squad

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Bearded Frisky Circlehead Dilemma

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: stubborn vermilion police squad

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: sepia potus

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Rusted dingle berry

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Razzmatazz vengeful tanning salon

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Appetizing scarlet space sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mexican

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Appetizing scarlet space sneaky criminal

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: stubborn vermilion police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Rusted dingle berry

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Razzmatazz vengeful tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mexican

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mexican

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Appetizing scarlet space sneaky criminal

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mexican

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: stubborn vermilion police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Razzmatazz vengeful tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Appetizing scarlet space sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Rusted dingle berry

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mexican

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Rusted dingle berry

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mexican

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: stubborn vermilion police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Rusted dingle berry

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: stubborn vermilion police squad

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Bearded Frisky Circlehead Dilemma

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mexican

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Razzmatazz vengeful tanning salon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Rusted dingle berry

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mexican

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mexican

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: stubborn vermilion police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Razzmatazz vengeful tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Appetizing scarlet space sneaky criminal

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mexican

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Appetizing scarlet space sneaky criminal

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Bearded Frisky Circlehead Dilemma

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: stubborn vermilion police squad

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: high-end multi-colored hell

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mexican

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Appetizing scarlet space sneaky criminal

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Amber charismatic site sex offender

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mexican

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mexican

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Insane Doobsian Senate Messiness

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: cracking topaz theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: Fragrant Set

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: Arrogant lake parlor toilet seat

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: sooty theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)