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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM Author: deep institution
So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.
^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM Author: claret chad brethren
Check your math
5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM Author: deep institution
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.
(Pause)
For a variety of reasons.
(Wait for laughter to die down)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892) |
Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM Author: hyperventilating stage elastic band
"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM Author: deep institution
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.
Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.
I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021) |
Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM Author: deep institution
My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”
And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.
(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :
(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190) |
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