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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
Shimmering Orchestra Pit Regret
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
at-the-ready exciting legend
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
Judgmental Center Double Fault
  11/18/17
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Green Sneaky Criminal
  11/18/17
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beady-eyed zombie-like patrolman
  11/18/17
lol
irradiated coral partner telephone
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
Shimmering Orchestra Pit Regret
  11/18/17
holly shit
supple apoplectic corner
  11/18/17
...
Boyish Background Story
  11/18/17
i like this one.
rose excitant love of her life rehab
  11/18/17
...
Boyish Background Story
  11/18/17
this is pretty 180
Titillating Step-uncle's House Toilet Seat
  11/18/17
I’m dying here
Fragrant carmine field
  11/18/17
...
Spectacular Marketing Idea Space
  11/18/17
...
effete dashing state
  11/19/17
180
Cracking prole address
  11/19/17
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Boyish Background Story
  11/18/17
keep going
Racy Electric Furnace
  11/18/17
...
turquoise stage
  11/18/17
Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
Shimmering Orchestra Pit Regret
  11/18/17
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irradiated coral partner telephone
  11/18/17
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Boyish Background Story
  11/18/17
...
Racy Electric Furnace
  11/18/17
i came
Titillating Step-uncle's House Toilet Seat
  11/18/17
funny
Heady parlour gaming laptop
  11/18/17
...
rose excitant love of her life rehab
  11/18/17
oh lawd
Fragrant carmine field
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
Laughsome ungodly mexican sweet tailpipe
  11/19/17
...
Jet shivering therapy
  11/19/17
180 billion
trip mad cow disease cumskin
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
Spectacular Marketing Idea Space
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
Blathering Painfully Honest Whorehouse
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
Spectacular Marketing Idea Space
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
Titillating Step-uncle's House Toilet Seat
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
Spectacular Marketing Idea Space
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
Shimmering Orchestra Pit Regret
  11/18/17
...
Boyish Background Story
  11/18/17
ohshit...
rose excitant love of her life rehab
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
Flatulent Tank Nursing Home
  11/18/17
not okay
Blathering Painfully Honest Whorehouse
  11/18/17
...
Cracking prole address
  11/19/17
subscribed
appetizing pearl antidepressant drug
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Cerebral rigpig shrine
  11/18/17
My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
Shimmering Orchestra Pit Regret
  11/18/17
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Boyish Background Story
  11/19/17
...
rose excitant love of her life rehab
  11/19/17
...
Boyish Background Story
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
Racy Electric Furnace
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
Boyish Background Story
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
Racy Electric Furnace
  11/19/17
na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
rose excitant love of her life rehab
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
Racy Electric Furnace
  11/19/17
Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
Shimmering Orchestra Pit Regret
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
Boyish Background Story
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
Fragrant carmine field
  11/19/17
...
Laughsome ungodly mexican sweet tailpipe
  11/19/17
gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station
  11/19/17
good one
Laughsome ungodly mexican sweet tailpipe
  11/19/17
...
Racy Electric Furnace
  11/19/17
(concerned "top")
Boyish Background Story
  11/19/17
...
Fragrant carmine field
  11/19/17
They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station
  11/19/17
Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station
  11/19/17
horrible.
Laughsome ungodly mexican sweet tailpipe
  11/19/17
nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station
  11/19/17
...
Racy Electric Furnace
  11/19/17
...
Fragrant carmine field
  11/19/17
...
Laughsome ungodly mexican sweet tailpipe
  11/19/17
Gross, and racist.
Boyish Background Story
  11/19/17
suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
Boyish Background Story
  11/19/17
we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station
  11/19/17
...
Racy Electric Furnace
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
Boyish Background Story
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
Racy Electric Furnace
  11/19/17
thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
rose excitant love of her life rehab
  11/19/17
Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station
  11/19/17
lol
Fragrant carmine field
  11/19/17
if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
Boyish Background Story
  11/19/17
the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station
  11/19/17
Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a g...
Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station
  11/19/17
...
Racy Electric Furnace
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...
Fragrant carmine field
  11/19/17
this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
Laughsome ungodly mexican sweet tailpipe
  11/19/17
during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station
  11/19/17
AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
Laughsome ungodly mexican sweet tailpipe
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
rose excitant love of her life rehab
  11/19/17
he's value adding
Racy Electric Furnace
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
Flatulent Tank Nursing Home
  11/19/17
Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station
  11/19/17
ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line ...
Laughsome ungodly mexican sweet tailpipe
  11/19/17
This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
naked thriller coffee pot
  11/19/17
so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station
  11/19/17
nothing?
Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station
  11/19/17
Xo Saturday night folks
Sable talented garrison
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  11/19/17
embarrassing thread
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(asian)
trip mad cow disease cumskin
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: Shimmering Orchestra Pit Regret

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: at-the-ready exciting legend

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Judgmental Center Double Fault

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Green Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed zombie-like patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: irradiated coral partner telephone

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Shimmering Orchestra Pit Regret

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: supple apoplectic corner

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Boyish Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: rose excitant love of her life rehab

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Boyish Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Titillating Step-uncle's House Toilet Seat

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Fragrant carmine field

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: Spectacular Marketing Idea Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: effete dashing state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Cracking prole address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Boyish Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Racy Electric Furnace

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: turquoise stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Shimmering Orchestra Pit Regret

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: irradiated coral partner telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Boyish Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Racy Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Titillating Step-uncle's House Toilet Seat

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Heady parlour gaming laptop

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: rose excitant love of her life rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Fragrant carmine field

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Laughsome ungodly mexican sweet tailpipe

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: Jet shivering therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: trip mad cow disease cumskin

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Spectacular Marketing Idea Space

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Blathering Painfully Honest Whorehouse

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Spectacular Marketing Idea Space

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Titillating Step-uncle's House Toilet Seat

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Spectacular Marketing Idea Space

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: Shimmering Orchestra Pit Regret

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Boyish Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: rose excitant love of her life rehab

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Flatulent Tank Nursing Home

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Blathering Painfully Honest Whorehouse

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: Cracking prole address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: appetizing pearl antidepressant drug

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: Cerebral rigpig shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: Shimmering Orchestra Pit Regret

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Boyish Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: rose excitant love of her life rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Boyish Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Racy Electric Furnace

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: Boyish Background Story

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Racy Electric Furnace

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: rose excitant love of her life rehab

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Racy Electric Furnace

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Shimmering Orchestra Pit Regret

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Boyish Background Story

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Fragrant carmine field

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Laughsome ungodly mexican sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Laughsome ungodly mexican sweet tailpipe

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Racy Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Boyish Background Story

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Fragrant carmine field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Laughsome ungodly mexican sweet tailpipe

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Racy Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Fragrant carmine field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Laughsome ungodly mexican sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Boyish Background Story

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Boyish Background Story

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: Racy Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Boyish Background Story

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Racy Electric Furnace

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: rose excitant love of her life rehab

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Fragrant carmine field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Boyish Background Story

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Racy Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Fragrant carmine field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Laughsome ungodly mexican sweet tailpipe

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Laughsome ungodly mexican sweet tailpipe

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: rose excitant love of her life rehab

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Racy Electric Furnace

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: Flatulent Tank Nursing Home

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Laughsome ungodly mexican sweet tailpipe

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: naked thriller coffee pot

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz gaped faggot firefighter station

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Sable talented garrison

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Frisky pungent home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: iridescent magical fanboi

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: trip mad cow disease cumskin

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Ivory theater stage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)