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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
ruddy arousing national
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
talented library
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
Pale set
  11/18/17
...
Aphrodisiac Pink Stock Car
  11/18/17
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Electric Circlehead Casino
  11/18/17
lol
Unholy university
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
ruddy arousing national
  11/18/17
holly shit
Cerise shrine
  11/18/17
...
Bespoke haunted graveyard
  11/18/17
i like this one.
vibrant slate twinkling uncleanness coldplay fan
  11/18/17
...
Bespoke haunted graveyard
  11/18/17
this is pretty 180
godawful mind-boggling whorehouse
  11/18/17
I’m dying here
cracking windowlicker
  11/18/17
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violent stimulating brunch
  11/18/17
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Wine erotic ticket booth
  11/19/17
180
Spruce faggotry
  11/19/17
...
Bespoke haunted graveyard
  11/18/17
keep going
red odious puppy marketing idea
  11/18/17
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glittery trailer park
  11/18/17
Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
ruddy arousing national
  11/18/17
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Unholy university
  11/18/17
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Bespoke haunted graveyard
  11/18/17
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red odious puppy marketing idea
  11/18/17
i came
godawful mind-boggling whorehouse
  11/18/17
funny
charismatic metal plaza son of senegal
  11/18/17
...
vibrant slate twinkling uncleanness coldplay fan
  11/18/17
oh lawd
cracking windowlicker
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
Topaz Seedy Abode
  11/19/17
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bisexual sienna idiot
  11/19/17
180 billion
bateful naked digit ratio
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
violent stimulating brunch
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
Jet-lagged alcoholic hominid messiness
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
violent stimulating brunch
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
godawful mind-boggling whorehouse
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
violent stimulating brunch
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
ruddy arousing national
  11/18/17
...
Bespoke haunted graveyard
  11/18/17
ohshit...
vibrant slate twinkling uncleanness coldplay fan
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
ivory anal theatre depressive
  11/18/17
not okay
Jet-lagged alcoholic hominid messiness
  11/18/17
...
Spruce faggotry
  11/19/17
subscribed
henna mad cow disease
  11/19/17
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cowardly azure orchestra pit
  11/18/17
My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
ruddy arousing national
  11/18/17
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Bespoke haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
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vibrant slate twinkling uncleanness coldplay fan
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Bespoke haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
red odious puppy marketing idea
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
Bespoke haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
red odious puppy marketing idea
  11/19/17
na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
vibrant slate twinkling uncleanness coldplay fan
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
red odious puppy marketing idea
  11/19/17
Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
ruddy arousing national
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
Bespoke haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
cracking windowlicker
  11/19/17
...
Topaz Seedy Abode
  11/19/17
gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency
  11/19/17
good one
Topaz Seedy Abode
  11/19/17
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red odious puppy marketing idea
  11/19/17
(concerned "top")
Bespoke haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
...
cracking windowlicker
  11/19/17
They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency
  11/19/17
Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency
  11/19/17
horrible.
Topaz Seedy Abode
  11/19/17
nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency
  11/19/17
...
red odious puppy marketing idea
  11/19/17
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cracking windowlicker
  11/19/17
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Topaz Seedy Abode
  11/19/17
Gross, and racist.
Bespoke haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
Bespoke haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency
  11/19/17
...
red odious puppy marketing idea
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
Bespoke haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
red odious puppy marketing idea
  11/19/17
thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
vibrant slate twinkling uncleanness coldplay fan
  11/19/17
Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency
  11/19/17
lol
cracking windowlicker
  11/19/17
if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
Bespoke haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency
  11/19/17
Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a g...
razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency
  11/19/17
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red odious puppy marketing idea
  11/19/17
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cracking windowlicker
  11/19/17
this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
Topaz Seedy Abode
  11/19/17
during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency
  11/19/17
AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
Topaz Seedy Abode
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
vibrant slate twinkling uncleanness coldplay fan
  11/19/17
he's value adding
red odious puppy marketing idea
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
ivory anal theatre depressive
  11/19/17
Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency
  11/19/17
ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line ...
Topaz Seedy Abode
  11/19/17
This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
out-of-control hell
  11/19/17
so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency
  11/19/17
nothing?
razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency
  11/19/17
Xo Saturday night folks
startling violent persian field
  11/19/17
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shimmering abnormal french chef
  11/19/17
embarrassing thread
Stubborn bearded faggot firefighter
  11/19/17
(asian)
bateful naked digit ratio
  11/19/17
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Well-lubricated dysfunction rehab
  11/19/17


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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: ruddy arousing national

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: talented library

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Pale set

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pink Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Electric Circlehead Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Unholy university

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: ruddy arousing national

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: Cerise shrine

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Bespoke haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: vibrant slate twinkling uncleanness coldplay fan

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Bespoke haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: godawful mind-boggling whorehouse

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: cracking windowlicker

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: violent stimulating brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Wine erotic ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Spruce faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Bespoke haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: red odious puppy marketing idea

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: glittery trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: ruddy arousing national

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Unholy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Bespoke haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: red odious puppy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: godawful mind-boggling whorehouse

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: charismatic metal plaza son of senegal

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: vibrant slate twinkling uncleanness coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: cracking windowlicker

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Topaz Seedy Abode

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: bisexual sienna idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: bateful naked digit ratio

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: violent stimulating brunch

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Jet-lagged alcoholic hominid messiness

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: violent stimulating brunch

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: godawful mind-boggling whorehouse

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: violent stimulating brunch

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: ruddy arousing national

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Bespoke haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: vibrant slate twinkling uncleanness coldplay fan

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: ivory anal theatre depressive

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Jet-lagged alcoholic hominid messiness

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: Spruce faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: henna mad cow disease

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: cowardly azure orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: ruddy arousing national

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Bespoke haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: vibrant slate twinkling uncleanness coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Bespoke haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: red odious puppy marketing idea

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: Bespoke haunted graveyard

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: red odious puppy marketing idea

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: vibrant slate twinkling uncleanness coldplay fan

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: red odious puppy marketing idea

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: ruddy arousing national

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Bespoke haunted graveyard

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: cracking windowlicker

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Topaz Seedy Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Topaz Seedy Abode

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: red odious puppy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Bespoke haunted graveyard

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: cracking windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Topaz Seedy Abode

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: red odious puppy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: cracking windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Topaz Seedy Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Bespoke haunted graveyard

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Bespoke haunted graveyard

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: red odious puppy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Bespoke haunted graveyard

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: red odious puppy marketing idea

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: vibrant slate twinkling uncleanness coldplay fan

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: cracking windowlicker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Bespoke haunted graveyard

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: red odious puppy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: cracking windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Topaz Seedy Abode

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Topaz Seedy Abode

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: vibrant slate twinkling uncleanness coldplay fan

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: red odious puppy marketing idea

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: ivory anal theatre depressive

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Topaz Seedy Abode

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: out-of-control hell

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle white international law enforcement agency

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: startling violent persian field

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: shimmering abnormal french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: Stubborn bearded faggot firefighter

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: bateful naked digit ratio

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Well-lubricated dysfunction rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)