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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
dull station pocket flask
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
Beady-eyed gold rehab
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
Claret Hyperactive Son Of Senegal Public Bath
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honey-headed vivacious keepsake machete
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Aromatic jap
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lol
Wine Multi-colored Filthpig Hospital
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
dull station pocket flask
  11/18/17
holly shit
mustard garrison
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swashbuckling box office rigor
  11/18/17
i like this one.
Dark tanning salon sneaky criminal
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swashbuckling box office rigor
  11/18/17
this is pretty 180
tan masturbator digit ratio
  11/18/17
I’m dying here
Odious Stead Juggernaut
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Self-absorbed Quadroon Messiness
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Red Supple Resort
  11/19/17
180
turquoise clown heaven
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swashbuckling box office rigor
  11/18/17
keep going
very tactful corner police squad
  11/18/17
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misunderstood depressive
  11/18/17
Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
dull station pocket flask
  11/18/17
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Wine Multi-colored Filthpig Hospital
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swashbuckling box office rigor
  11/18/17
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very tactful corner police squad
  11/18/17
i came
tan masturbator digit ratio
  11/18/17
funny
comical goal in life
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...
Dark tanning salon sneaky criminal
  11/18/17
oh lawd
Odious Stead Juggernaut
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
coiffed adventurous gay wizard
  11/19/17
...
chocolate windowlicker
  11/19/17
180 billion
sooty slap-happy spot
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
Self-absorbed Quadroon Messiness
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
Soul-stirring Hell
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
Self-absorbed Quadroon Messiness
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
tan masturbator digit ratio
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
Self-absorbed Quadroon Messiness
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
dull station pocket flask
  11/18/17
...
swashbuckling box office rigor
  11/18/17
ohshit...
Dark tanning salon sneaky criminal
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
curious dog poop
  11/18/17
not okay
Soul-stirring Hell
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...
turquoise clown heaven
  11/19/17
subscribed
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vigorous hyperventilating base
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My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
dull station pocket flask
  11/18/17
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swashbuckling box office rigor
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Dark tanning salon sneaky criminal
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swashbuckling box office rigor
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
very tactful corner police squad
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
swashbuckling box office rigor
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
very tactful corner police squad
  11/19/17
na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
Dark tanning salon sneaky criminal
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
very tactful corner police squad
  11/19/17
Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
dull station pocket flask
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
swashbuckling box office rigor
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
Odious Stead Juggernaut
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...
coiffed adventurous gay wizard
  11/19/17
gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat
  11/19/17
good one
coiffed adventurous gay wizard
  11/19/17
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very tactful corner police squad
  11/19/17
(concerned "top")
swashbuckling box office rigor
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...
Odious Stead Juggernaut
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They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat
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Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat
  11/19/17
horrible.
coiffed adventurous gay wizard
  11/19/17
nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
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very tactful corner police squad
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Odious Stead Juggernaut
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coiffed adventurous gay wizard
  11/19/17
Gross, and racist.
swashbuckling box office rigor
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suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
swashbuckling box office rigor
  11/19/17
we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat
  11/19/17
...
very tactful corner police squad
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
swashbuckling box office rigor
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
very tactful corner police squad
  11/19/17
thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
Dark tanning salon sneaky criminal
  11/19/17
Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat
  11/19/17
lol
Odious Stead Juggernaut
  11/19/17
if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
swashbuckling box office rigor
  11/19/17
the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat
  11/19/17
Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a g...
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very tactful corner police squad
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Odious Stead Juggernaut
  11/19/17
this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
coiffed adventurous gay wizard
  11/19/17
during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat
  11/19/17
AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
coiffed adventurous gay wizard
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
Dark tanning salon sneaky criminal
  11/19/17
he's value adding
very tactful corner police squad
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
curious dog poop
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Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat
  11/19/17
ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line ...
coiffed adventurous gay wizard
  11/19/17
This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
mischievous university
  11/19/17
so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat
  11/19/17
nothing?
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Xo Saturday night folks
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embarrassing thread
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: dull station pocket flask

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed gold rehab

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Claret Hyperactive Son Of Senegal Public Bath

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: honey-headed vivacious keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Aromatic jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Wine Multi-colored Filthpig Hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: dull station pocket flask

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: mustard garrison

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling box office rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Dark tanning salon sneaky criminal

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling box office rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: tan masturbator digit ratio

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Odious Stead Juggernaut

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Quadroon Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Red Supple Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: turquoise clown heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling box office rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: very tactful corner police squad

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: misunderstood depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: dull station pocket flask

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Wine Multi-colored Filthpig Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling box office rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: very tactful corner police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: tan masturbator digit ratio

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: comical goal in life

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Dark tanning salon sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Odious Stead Juggernaut

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: coiffed adventurous gay wizard

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: chocolate windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: sooty slap-happy spot

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Quadroon Messiness

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Hell

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Quadroon Messiness

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: tan masturbator digit ratio

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Quadroon Messiness

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: dull station pocket flask

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling box office rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Dark tanning salon sneaky criminal

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: curious dog poop

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Hell

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: turquoise clown heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Appetizing indigo point circlehead

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: dull station pocket flask

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: swashbuckling box office rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: Dark tanning salon sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: swashbuckling box office rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: very tactful corner police squad

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: swashbuckling box office rigor

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: very tactful corner police squad

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Dark tanning salon sneaky criminal

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: very tactful corner police squad

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: dull station pocket flask

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling box office rigor

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Odious Stead Juggernaut

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: coiffed adventurous gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: coiffed adventurous gay wizard

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: very tactful corner police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: swashbuckling box office rigor

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Odious Stead Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: coiffed adventurous gay wizard

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: very tactful corner police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Odious Stead Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: coiffed adventurous gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: swashbuckling box office rigor

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: swashbuckling box office rigor

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: very tactful corner police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling box office rigor

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: very tactful corner police squad

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Dark tanning salon sneaky criminal

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Odious Stead Juggernaut

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: swashbuckling box office rigor

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: very tactful corner police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Odious Stead Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: coiffed adventurous gay wizard

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: coiffed adventurous gay wizard

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Dark tanning salon sneaky criminal

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: very tactful corner police squad

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: curious dog poop

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: coiffed adventurous gay wizard

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: mischievous university

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Cerebral mildly autistic location toilet seat

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: pale big address really tough guy

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Contagious navy locus affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: Sepia bonkers church toaster

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: sooty slap-happy spot

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Rose Up-to-no-good Love Of Her Life Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)