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WaPo Datelab: NOWAG (HAPA?) strikes it big with prototypical millennial blonde

dude looks like earl
racy offensive incel
  11/19/17
lmao so CharlesXII writes datelab now?
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  11/19/17
Awesome. Enviro lawyer and oil industry PR together forever.
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  11/19/17
"Funny that" these writers are so pretentious
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  11/19/17
She wants dat wgwag Goo
Bonkers station
  11/19/17
lol at this German Goo Girl
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  11/19/17
they need to do more older man/younger woman
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  11/19/17
CR. first Datelab with normal age split I remember seeing =...
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  11/19/17
"Enter Raj and Prachi, partners who had been observing ...
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i think prachi is a turdgirl's name
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Lol at her list of requirements
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We're glad you're enjoying the humiliation of a NOWIG. We a...
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  11/19/17
Philip Goo, 31, Philip Goo, 31, Philip Goo, 31, Philip...
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  11/19/17
Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in...
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  11/19/17
Friends, this is a unique opportunity to explore the delusio...
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  11/19/17
sounds like an IBS pre-shrew that has already been nailed by...
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  11/19/17
NOWAG forever wrecked Megan does admit that she laughs “a...
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  11/19/17
fucking ljl So binding was their chemistry that discoveri...
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  11/19/17
At a certain point, Megan mentioned that she doesn’t need a ...
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  11/19/17
I feel an animalistic antipathy towards the "man" ...
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  11/19/17
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  11/19/17
look down, my friend
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  11/19/17
Date Lab: Their attraction was immediate By Rich ...
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MOTHERFUCKING SEND THESE PEOPLE BACK to their ancestral home...
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lmao
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  11/19/17
she seems nice
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  11/19/17
WGWAG sons > AGWWG sons
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  11/19/17
He's obviously a hapa. They are similar looks wise IMO.
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  11/19/17


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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: racy offensive incel
Subject: dude looks like earl

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/date-labtheir-attraction-was-immediate/2017/11/14/0aab88e2-b40f-11e7-a908-a3470754bbb9_story.html?tid=hybrid_experimentrandom_with_top_mostshared_1_na&utm_term=.98d5f4e2e53e

Him: stateU lolyer

Her: non-flagship stateU UG, meaningless paperpusher jerb

also bonus:

Philip asked when she decided she wanted to see him again, and she said it was when he played her the viral “What What (In the Butt)” video not five minutes into the date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34722431)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: maroon provocative sandwich liquid oxygen

lmao so CharlesXII writes datelab now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34722433)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: stubborn pale kitty

Awesome. Enviro lawyer and oil industry PR together forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34722452)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: wonderful nibblets

"Funny that"

these writers are so pretentious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34722457)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Bonkers station

She wants dat wgwag Goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34722465)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:38 AM
Author: Khaki Partner

lol at this German Goo Girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34722479)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated lake mother

they need to do more older man/younger woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723263)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: High-end national tattoo

CR. first Datelab with normal age split I remember seeing = first Datelab with successful pairing I remember seeing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Sable glittery weed whacker cruise ship

"Enter Raj and Prachi, partners who had been observing our Date Labbers and noticed that their jubilance starkly contrasted with the rest of the unhappy-seeming couples in the restaurant."

what's up with tutu turd fags spying on dates in restaurants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723275)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: milky church building

i think prachi is a turdgirl's name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: Submissive affirmative action stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: bisexual heady piazza people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723631)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: Submissive affirmative action stage

Lol at her list of requirements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: turquoise pea-brained theater gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: turquoise pea-brained theater gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: turquoise pea-brained theater gay wizard

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723309)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: turquoise pea-brained theater gay wizard

Friends, this is a unique opportunity to explore the delusional mind of the beta male Hapa:

Their attraction was immediate. “I was definitely impressed,” said Philip, noting her denim jacket and casual black-and-white dress. Megan described Philip as “cute.” He also went in for a hug. “I thought that was good,” she said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Dashing Fiercely-loyal Travel Guidebook

sounds like an IBS pre-shrew that has already been nailed by peterman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723329)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: turquoise pea-brained theater gay wizard

NOWAG forever wrecked

Megan does admit that she laughs “at pretty much anything.” So then was her laughter with Philip a good thing or merely a neutral indication that Megan was in her waking state? “I think it was a sign it was going well,” she clarified … with a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723347)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: turquoise pea-brained theater gay wizard

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So binding was their chemistry that discovering their careers exist in literal opposition to each other did nothing to deter them. When Philip revealed he’s an environmental lawyer who works for the Sierra Club, Megan naturally laughed out loud — but this was no ordinary laugh.

“It was more like a ‘Ha!’ ” recalled Megan. It turns out that she works for a PR firm whose client roster includes fossil-fuel giants such as Chevron. Philip acknowledged that Megan works for the enemy — “in a manner of speaking, yes, you could stay that” — but so what!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: sienna rambunctious scourge upon the earth

At a certain point, Megan mentioned that she doesn’t need a man, prompting a thumbs-up from a guy at the table next to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723377)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: turquoise pea-brained theater gay wizard

I feel an animalistic antipathy towards the "man" validating this woman's ill-considered life choices. Please, please come educate me, thumbs-up guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34726345)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Greedy Sex Offender

poast text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723609)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 2:45 PM
Author: turquoise pea-brained theater gay wizard

look down, my friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723962)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: turquoise pea-brained theater gay wizard

Date Lab: Their attraction was immediate

By Rich Juzwiak November 16

Philip Goo, 31, lawyer, and Megan Wilburn, 25, public relations account executive. (Daniele Seiss/For The Washington Post)

It’s probably a good thing that neither Philip Goo, 31, nor Megan Wilburn, 25, expected much from Date Lab. They both ended up pleasantly surprised, and each made their date sound like a whirlwind of hilarity in recollection. Philip estimates that 75 percent of their time together was taken up by laughter.

Funny that, because they’re both in the market for something serious. Both exited relationships last year, and both have been casually dating since then. Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.” Megan recently deleted all of her dating apps because of the many “meaningless conversations” they yielded.

We sent them to Nazca Mochica, a Peruvian spot off Dupont Circle. Their attraction was immediate. “I was definitely impressed,” said Philip, noting her denim jacket and casual black-and-white dress. Megan described Philip as “cute.” He also went in for a hug. “I thought that was good,” she said.

Philip said they “instantly” got to talking and laughing. They discussed family, his dog and her food restrictions (after multiple scarring experiences with spaghetti, Megan no longer touches the stuff).

Megan does admit that she laughs “at pretty much anything.” So then was her laughter with Philip a good thing or merely a neutral indication that Megan was in her waking state? “I think it was a sign it was going well,” she clarified … with a laugh.

So binding was their chemistry that discovering their careers exist in literal opposition to each other did nothing to deter them. When Philip revealed he’s an environmental lawyer who works for the Sierra Club, Megan naturally laughed out loud — but this was no ordinary laugh.

“It was more like a ‘Ha!’ ” recalled Megan. It turns out that she works for a PR firm whose client roster includes fossil-fuel giants such as Chevron. Philip acknowledged that Megan works for the enemy — “in a manner of speaking, yes, you could stay that” — but so what!

They shared all the food they ordered, including ceviche and anticuchos (beef skewers). At a certain point, Megan mentioned that she doesn’t need a man, prompting a thumbs-up from a guy at the table next to them. Enter Raj and Prachi, partners who had been observing our Date Labbers and noticed that their jubilance starkly contrasted with the rest of the unhappy-seeming couples in the restaurant.

Raj and Prachi bet Philip and Megan dessert that they could guess which number date they were on. Prachi guessed it was their first, and since she was right, Philip and Megan ponied up for their dessert, which they all ate together.

“Imagine they were playing tennis — they were playing tennis really well,” Raj told me. “They bantered words and ideas back and forth. They could appreciate the sense of humor in one another.”

In the company of Raj and Prachi, Megan revealed she was interested in a second date. Philip asked when she decided she wanted to see him again, and she said it was when he played her the viral “What What (In the Butt)” video not five minutes into the date. A discussion of Megan’s home base of Rosslyn led Philip to tell her a story about meeting Samwell, the star of the 10-year-old video, at a party in Arlington. Megan had heard of but never seen the video, so Philip showed it to her then and there.

He appreciated that she didn’t take him for a weirdo when he showed it to her. “What What (In the Butt)”: still uniting people after all these years.

After dinner, Philip told Megan that he’d drive her home, eager to travel to the exotic wilds of Virginia. It is, as the motto goes, for lovers.

Philip said once he rolled up to Megan’s place, they capped the night with a “make-out session … but not anything over-the-top or anything like that.”

“I would not classify it as a make-out session,” clarified Megan. “It was a legit kiss, but it was not a make-out session. Lord!” Awwwwww!

Rate the date

Philip: 5 [out of 5]. I think it has to be a 5 based on the lack of expectations I had going in and the amount of fun I had going out.

Megan: 5. Is that too much? If I didn’t think it was a 5, I probably wouldn’t want to go out on a second one.

Update

Megan says she and Philip have met up once since the date and plan to hang out again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723937)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: turquoise pea-brained theater gay wizard

MOTHERFUCKING SEND THESE PEOPLE BACK to their ancestral homeland, India

"Enter Raj and Prachi, partners who had been observing our Date Labbers and noticed that their jubilance starkly contrasted with the rest of the unhappy-seeming couples in the restaurant.

Raj and Prachi bet Philip and Megan dessert that they could guess which number date they were on. Prachi guessed it was their first, and since she was right, Philip and Megan ponied up for their dessert, which they all ate together."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723958)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: turquoise pea-brained theater gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34726358)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling corn cake laser beams

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34726370)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: turquoise pea-brained theater gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34726299)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:04 PM
Author: Submissive affirmative action stage

she seems nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34726304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Lime Rehab

WGWAG sons > AGWWG sons



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34726315)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: Passionate chest-beating chapel jap

He's obviously a hapa.

They are similar looks wise IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34726439)