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Should I expect anything out of drinks mtg w/ biglaw practice chair?

Emailed about a jerb (no opening posted), he suggested we ge...
fishy boistinker
  11/21/17
Reach arounds are generally expected....
Spruce deer antler
  11/21/17
lol what would you know about copping a big law job
vigorous pocket flask
  11/21/17
I know that reach arounds are expected.
Spruce deer antler
  11/21/17
depends how misleading. is the gpa a complete fabrication? ...
underhanded azn
  11/21/17
GPA not on resume I lucked into a few jobs/internships in...
fishy boistinker
  11/21/17
just saw below you are the same dude who made this thread a ...
underhanded azn
  11/21/17
no, but I'm supposed to follow up next Monday to arrange mee...
fishy boistinker
  11/21/17
you should have just bumped your prior thread. I hope you do...
underhanded azn
  11/21/17
rood
fishy boistinker
  11/21/17
no, you are rood. people who owe you nothing are willing to...
underhanded azn
  11/21/17
Don't worry there's zero chance this bro cops biglaw
vigorous pocket flask
  11/21/17
...
violet comical stead
  11/21/17
cr. we have search for a reason
Unholy Shaky Sweet Tailpipe Theater
  11/21/17
You mad this thread 5 weeks ago
buck-toothed heaven partner
  11/21/17
Meeting soon. Soliciting more feeeback
fishy boistinker
  11/21/17
Your resume isn’t misleading. This is a waste of my time.
buck-toothed heaven partner
  11/21/17
explain
fishy boistinker
  11/21/17
prob nothing but worth a shot brah
Charcoal excitant kitty cat
  11/21/17
That's what I'd assume if he were generic associate but I fi...
fishy boistinker
  11/21/17
the truth may SURPRISE you
Charcoal excitant kitty cat
  11/21/17
Think he'd waste his time? I tell myself if it goes well it ...
fishy boistinker
  11/21/17
i know people with positions like that, and a lot of them wi...
Charcoal excitant kitty cat
  11/21/17
That could be. I wonder what he meant by putting my app thro...
fishy boistinker
  11/21/17
...
Mahogany forum
  11/21/17
...
Mahogany forum
  11/21/17
This is the second date so it is is safe to assume intercour...
Pungent plum private investor library
  11/21/17
Of course not
offensive digit ratio degenerate
  11/21/17
What could happen?
fishy boistinker
  11/21/17
You’ve been working 5-6 months and you’re already looking fo...
Bespoke sanctuary telephone
  11/21/17
if you're not biglaw, you're shit
Unholy Shaky Sweet Tailpipe Theater
  11/21/17
...
Razzle Amethyst Pit
  11/21/17
I also worked here last summer and through 3L, but yes, I'm ...
fishy boistinker
  11/21/17
I hire 3-8 people a year for my department of 300. Hiring s...
Bespoke sanctuary telephone
  11/21/17
What do you do when you hire / offer SAs?
fishy boistinker
  11/21/17
When I worked in biglaw I took one of these appointments alm...
Unholy Shaky Sweet Tailpipe Theater
  11/21/17
...
Charcoal excitant kitty cat
  11/21/17
It's in stark contrast w/ partners who either haven't respon...
fishy boistinker
  11/21/17
Cr. I used to do this all the time at Cravath
Insanely creepy appetizing hairy legs
  11/21/17
...
Unholy Shaky Sweet Tailpipe Theater
  11/21/17
*looks applicant up on linkedin* *not hot female* *cli...
Rose histrionic institution
  11/21/17
Real talk: is there a chance, if things go well, that he cou...
fishy boistinker
  11/21/17
You sound like dvp
Insanely creepy appetizing hairy legs
  11/21/17
I know people who know him IRL but I didn't go to HYS
fishy boistinker
  11/21/17
LOL
Insanely creepy appetizing hairy legs
  11/21/17
sup Han, have you heard about this "DTP" guy who i...
Unholy Shaky Sweet Tailpipe Theater
  11/21/17
Sup Han?
vigorous pocket flask
  11/21/17
more like doobs.
underhanded azn
  11/21/17
Ah, yah. Theyre both pretty similar now that I think about i...
Insanely creepy appetizing hairy legs
  11/21/17
Depends on cans + panties
Rose histrionic institution
  11/21/17
Somewhere between fatd00d and bloodacre; in other words, big
fishy boistinker
  11/21/17
He's gonna sexually assault you.
massive market electric furnace
  11/21/17
...
Irate maroon sneaky criminal legend
  11/21/17
...
fishy boistinker
  11/21/17
Conventional wisdom/career services fearmongering says it's ...
Nighttime ratface tanning salon
  11/21/17


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Date: November 21st, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: fishy boistinker

Emailed about a jerb (no opening posted), he suggested we get drinks once he and his colleagues return from trial. Then, he said, he'd be happy to put my "application" through the "official process."

Non service group practice area, fwiw

Partner has my resume and writing sample, not transcript. My resume is misleading in terms of how I did in classes (didn't do great but still copped cool gigs).

'17 grad working in midlaw, different city / state than where biglaw firm is located

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737862)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Spruce deer antler

Reach arounds are generally expected....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737872)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:04 AM
Author: vigorous pocket flask

lol what would you know about copping a big law job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737897)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Spruce deer antler

I know that reach arounds are expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737982)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: underhanded azn

depends how misleading. is the gpa a complete fabrication?

do you have some personal connection to this person? ifbhes going out of his way ti meet with you then it is a potential opportunity but it's on you to impress him so he pushes your resume through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737875)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:03 AM
Author: fishy boistinker

GPA not on resume

I lucked into a few jobs/internships in law school which make me seem more impressive than my transcript would show

He's a school alum (albeit from 20 years ago)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737889)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: underhanded azn

just saw below you are the same dude who made this thread a few weeks ago.

have you had any additional contact with the guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737918)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:10 AM
Author: fishy boistinker

no, but I'm supposed to follow up next Monday to arrange meeting. Couldn't hurt to ask around for opinions again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737925)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:12 AM
Author: underhanded azn

you should have just bumped your prior thread. I hope you dont get the job now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737942)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:14 AM
Author: fishy boistinker

rood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737952)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:21 AM
Author: underhanded azn

no, you are rood. people who owe you nothing are willing to give candid advice and you abuse it. fuck you. die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737985)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: vigorous pocket flask

Don't worry there's zero chance this bro cops biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738195)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: violet comical stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737964)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Unholy Shaky Sweet Tailpipe Theater

cr. we have search for a reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738026)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:02 AM
Author: buck-toothed heaven partner

You mad this thread 5 weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737887)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:03 AM
Author: fishy boistinker

Meeting soon. Soliciting more feeeback

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737893)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:05 AM
Author: buck-toothed heaven partner

Your resume isn’t misleading. This is a waste of my time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737901)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:07 AM
Author: fishy boistinker

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737915)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:05 AM
Author: Charcoal excitant kitty cat

prob nothing but worth a shot brah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737902)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: fishy boistinker

That's what I'd assume if he were generic associate but I figure group chair has some sway in his group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737917)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: Charcoal excitant kitty cat

the truth may SURPRISE you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737927)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:12 AM
Author: fishy boistinker

Think he'd waste his time? I tell myself if it goes well it could maybe amount to something akin to a call back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737935)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:13 AM
Author: Charcoal excitant kitty cat

i know people with positions like that, and a lot of them will take meetings like this to have the contact of people with potential in case they have needs down the line. doesnt mean he'll hire you right away. but then again, the stars could align for you who knows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737946)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:16 AM
Author: fishy boistinker

That could be. I wonder what he meant by putting my app through the official process once we meet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737959)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:02 PM
Author: Mahogany forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34743968)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:02 PM
Author: Mahogany forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34743969)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: Pungent plum private investor library

This is the second date so it is is safe to assume intercourse may occur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737976)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:22 AM
Author: offensive digit ratio degenerate

Of course not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34737994)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:32 AM
Author: fishy boistinker

What could happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738040)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: Bespoke sanctuary telephone

You’ve been working 5-6 months and you’re already looking for another job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738004)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Unholy Shaky Sweet Tailpipe Theater

if you're not biglaw, you're shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738032)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Razzle Amethyst Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34739299)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: fishy boistinker

I also worked here last summer and through 3L, but yes, I'm ready to leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738038)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: Bespoke sanctuary telephone

I hire 3-8 people a year for my department of 300. Hiring someone is a major investment not only of the firm’s money but of my fucking time training your dumb ass. Someone has been on their current job less than 3 years gets their resume trashed almost every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738055)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:38 AM
Author: fishy boistinker

What do you do when you hire / offer SAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738070)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Unholy Shaky Sweet Tailpipe Theater

When I worked in biglaw I took one of these appointments almost every week. It's just a way to get out of the office and get the market pulse from a different perspective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738033)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:32 AM
Author: Charcoal excitant kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738041)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:33 AM
Author: fishy boistinker

It's in stark contrast w/ partners who either haven't responded or simply said, "I've forwarded your resume to recruiting, they'll let you know when something opens up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738046)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: Insanely creepy appetizing hairy legs

Cr. I used to do this all the time at Cravath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738056)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:46 AM
Author: Unholy Shaky Sweet Tailpipe Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738098)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:49 AM
Author: Rose histrionic institution

*looks applicant up on linkedin*

*not hot female*

*clicks delete*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738111)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:51 AM
Author: fishy boistinker

Real talk: is there a chance, if things go well, that he could put in a good word and I get hired shortly after (2-3 months)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738120)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Insanely creepy appetizing hairy legs

You sound like dvp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738127)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: fishy boistinker

I know people who know him IRL but I didn't go to HYS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738132)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Insanely creepy appetizing hairy legs

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738142)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: Unholy Shaky Sweet Tailpipe Theater

sup Han, have you heard about this "DTP" guy who is impersonating you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738196)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: vigorous pocket flask

Sup Han?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34739275)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: underhanded azn

more like doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738139)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:56 AM
Author: Insanely creepy appetizing hairy legs

Ah, yah. Theyre both pretty similar now that I think about it tho. Theyre disturbingly persistent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738147)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:58 AM
Author: Rose histrionic institution

Depends on cans + panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738152)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: fishy boistinker

Somewhere between fatd00d and bloodacre; in other words, big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738203)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: massive market electric furnace

He's gonna sexually assault you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34738103)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: Irate maroon sneaky criminal legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34739269)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: fishy boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34739258)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface tanning salon

Conventional wisdom/career services fearmongering says it's useless, but I've seen rainmakers get otherwise unqualified "lateral" associates jobs in their groups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804469&forum_id=2#34743998)