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Cooley Law FIRES BACK in lawsuit against ABA (rate this metaphor)

Background - The ABA made a finding that Cooley violated cer...
judgmental bawdyhouse hairy legs
  11/22/17
ABA now filing a surreply arguing cats cannot talk.
glittery indian lodge
  11/22/17
See Signed Declaration of Mittens, paragraph 3.
carnelian sex offender locale
  11/22/17
Q. And what did you say when the car hit you, Mittens? A. M...
glittery indian lodge
  11/22/17
Severely underrated. 180
claret fragrant twinkling uncleanness mother
  11/22/17
BIZ IDEA hehe. TY.
glittery indian lodge
  11/22/17
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carnelian sex offender locale
  11/22/17
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Sooty lettuce
  12/15/17
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Swashbuckling Glassy Abode
  12/15/17
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Emerald Temple Filthpig
  12/15/17
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federal business firm
  12/22/17
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Confused Domesticated Ceo
  12/22/17
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cerise multi-colored degenerate
  06/14/18
180
dashing hall headpube
  11/02/18
[Pawing the ground for water]
burgundy odious useless brakes
  11/22/17
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glittery indian lodge
  11/22/17
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Floppy overrated menage
  12/22/17
who gives a shit about admissions requirements? The ABA need...
federal business firm
  11/22/17
whinging about "for profit" schools is a low IQ te...
judgmental bawdyhouse hairy legs
  11/22/17
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razzle stead corn cake
  11/22/17
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pearl codepig
  11/22/17
It's "technically" a 501(c)(3) but yes otherwise.
Gaped greedy dingle berry famous landscape painting
  11/22/17
fuck yeah
dashing hall headpube
  12/15/17
The TTT law schools fought Putin when he ordered them all cl...
Sexy snowy nursing home
  11/22/17
Your are becoming some sort of bizarro yakov smirnoff.
salmon national
  11/22/17
lol
Ungodly Outnumbered Point
  11/22/17
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Beady-eyed self-absorbed place of business
  12/22/17
""Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT...
transparent sound barrier pozpig
  11/22/17
jfc
federal business firm
  11/22/17
Wow
dashing hall headpube
  11/22/17
Can you imagine pulling down a 12th percentile for an aptitu...
carnelian sex offender locale
  11/22/17
Cooley rep: Um, excuse me, it's an ADMISSION TEST. Not an AP...
Slap-happy senate
  12/15/17
It would be helpful if lolschools taught their students how ...
chartreuse whorehouse chad
  11/22/17
WE DON'T OWE YOU A JOB, JUST AN EDUCATION!
federal business firm
  11/22/17
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Confused Domesticated Ceo
  12/22/17
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cerise multi-colored degenerate
  06/14/18
TRO DENIED. opening sentence: "This case concerns a law...
judgmental bawdyhouse hairy legs
  12/15/17
XO Judge Tarnow to Cooley: lube up faggots, this gonna hurt
supple turquoise azn
  12/15/17
Cooley argues that it continues to suffer irreparable reputa...
supple turquoise azn
  12/15/17
senior DCT judges write the best opinions because they aren'...
judgmental bawdyhouse hairy legs
  12/15/17
Cr. And they are often ornery
supple turquoise azn
  12/15/17
LJL @ the SHITCLERK failing to sanitize the Word Title doc o...
transparent sound barrier pozpig
  12/15/17
this happens all the time on PACER filings. you can often s...
saffron knife
  12/15/17
who doesnt create a new file for filign with the name follow...
Tripping faggot firefighter chapel
  12/22/17
if you print to PDF in a certain way it will wipe the metada...
saffron knife
  12/22/17
...
Swashbuckling Glassy Abode
  12/15/17
“Nothing that I could say about Thomas Cooley will lower the...
judgmental bawdyhouse hairy legs
  12/22/17
...
transparent sound barrier pozpig
  12/22/17
Kirbymo favorite Arizona Summit is jumpoing in the ring h...
judgmental bawdyhouse hairy legs
  05/25/18
https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-education...
Irradiated clown
  11/02/18
jfc TWENTY TWO remaining students how desperate do you ha...
judgmental bawdyhouse hairy legs
  11/02/18
Cooley drops the lawsuit - with a twist! http://www.abaj...
judgmental bawdyhouse hairy legs
  11/02/18
just let these two sentences rattle around in your brain: ...
judgmental bawdyhouse hairy legs
  11/02/18
The administrators of that school should be stripped of ever...
disrespectful learning disabled pit fanboi
  11/02/18
Sounds like it's written by a "man" who loves cats...
Heady Turdskin Resort
  11/02/18


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Date: November 22nd, 2017 5:44 AM
Author: judgmental bawdyhouse hairy legs

Background - The ABA made a finding that Cooley violated certain admissions requirements, Cooley filed for a TRO/PI against the ABA to prevent them from releasing the findings (which had already been released). http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800335&mc=6&forum_id=2

The ABA came back saying our findings were valid, etc. Cooley's reply brief compares the ABA to the proverbial cat pushing a cup off a table: "But like a cat who looks you in the eye while he pushes a cup off a table, [the] ABA decided to publish the decision anyway, and now claims that the injury it caused means the court will no longer be able to fashion Cooley a remedy..."

"Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT score is 141,"

Cooley's *median* LSAT score is in the FIFTEENTH percentile. You can score bottom quartile and then go style all over these retards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746535)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 6:59 AM
Author: glittery indian lodge

ABA now filing a surreply arguing cats cannot talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746604)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:21 AM
Author: carnelian sex offender locale

See Signed Declaration of Mittens, paragraph 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746848)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: glittery indian lodge

Q. And what did you say when the car hit you, Mittens?

A. Meow.

Q. "Me ow." And that means it hurt you bad?

Me: Object to the form.

A. *Hsss*

Q. "Yes," it hurt you bad. Now let's turn to your veterinarian fees....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746900)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: claret fragrant twinkling uncleanness mother

Severely underrated.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747890)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: glittery indian lodge

BIZ IDEA hehe. TY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749845)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:06 PM
Author: carnelian sex offender locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749893)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:55 PM
Author: Sooty lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930272)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Glassy Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926172)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: Emerald Temple Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926177)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: federal business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983951)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Confused Domesticated Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984419)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: cerise multi-colored degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36244532)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: dashing hall headpube

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146068)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: burgundy odious useless brakes

[Pawing the ground for water]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750069)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: glittery indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750108)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Floppy overrated menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984500)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: federal business firm

who gives a shit about admissions requirements? The ABA needs to grow some balls and start revoking accreditation based solely on the fact that these are TTT for profit diploma mills that leave students in crippling debt with low likelihood of even passing the bar and virtually no job prospects if they do. The AMA would never allow med schools like this to exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746622)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 7:17 AM
Author: judgmental bawdyhouse hairy legs

whinging about "for profit" schools is a low IQ tell. Cooley, like the rest of its ilk, is a non-profit corporation. Non-profit is just a taxation choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746633)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: razzle stead corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746865)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: pearl codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746886)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Gaped greedy dingle berry famous landscape painting

It's "technically" a 501(c)(3) but yes otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746884)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: dashing hall headpube

fuck yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926028)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Sexy snowy nursing home

The TTT law schools fought Putin when he ordered them all closed too. That lasted about the 3 seconds it took the first dean to fall 17 stories. Bless ARE Czar cause in Russia the Cooley dean would have gone out a window already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746883)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: salmon national

Your are becoming some sort of bizarro yakov smirnoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749989)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Ungodly Outnumbered Point

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750033)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983939)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: transparent sound barrier pozpig

""Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT score is 141 . . ."

This is still crazy to me. The LSAT is 100 questions, all A-E. 140 is about 40 questions right. A random guessing strategy would yield 20 "right" answers on average, and given the number of test takers a fair bit of variance, meaning that the median Cooley student only improved on a random guessing strategy by 20 questions. And half of them did worse than that. There must be at least a few who were, essentially, random guessers but got "lucky" and scored a 135 or so that they absolutely could not replicate.

Student loans have been a disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: federal business firm

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747925)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: dashing hall headpube

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749873)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: carnelian sex offender locale

Can you imagine pulling down a 12th percentile for an aptitude test and still applying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749924)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: Slap-happy senate

Cooley rep: Um, excuse me, it's an ADMISSION TEST. Not an APTITUDE TEST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926043)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: chartreuse whorehouse chad

It would be helpful if lolschools taught their students how to practice law, but that would make too much sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747175)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: federal business firm

WE DON'T OWE YOU A JOB, JUST AN EDUCATION!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747928)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Confused Domesticated Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984488)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: cerise multi-colored degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36244544)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: judgmental bawdyhouse hairy legs

TRO DENIED. opening sentence: "This case concerns a law school’s attempt to prevent current and prospective students from having access to accurate information about its accreditation status."

http://www.abajournal.com/files/Cooley_ABA_Dec_13.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34925982)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: supple turquoise azn

XO Judge Tarnow to Cooley: lube up faggots, this gonna hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926267)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: supple turquoise azn

Cooley argues that it continues to suffer irreparable reputational harm because of the publication of the Letter. . . . The Court is unsympathetic to this argument. . . . Cooley’s argument ignores the reality that prospective students have already drawn conclusions about the School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926323)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: judgmental bawdyhouse hairy legs

senior DCT judges write the best opinions because they aren't trying to impress anyone with SCHOLARSHIP and get straight to the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34927013)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: supple turquoise azn

Cr. And they are often ornery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930201)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: transparent sound barrier pozpig

LJL @ the SHITCLERK failing to sanitize the Word Title doc out of the document, so we can see it's "Microsoft Word - Cooley Order Denying TRO.docx" at the top. Way to ruin the suspense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34927070)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: saffron knife

this happens all the time on PACER filings. you can often see that biglaw briefs are in version 20 or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930375)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Tripping faggot firefighter chapel

who doesnt create a new file for filign with the name followed by (Filing Version) or something? lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984521)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:12 PM
Author: saffron knife

if you print to PDF in a certain way it will wipe the metadata. a good para knows how to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984862)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Glassy Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34928038)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: judgmental bawdyhouse hairy legs

“Nothing that I could say about Thomas Cooley will lower their reputation further than their decision to enroll over 140 students with LSAT scores in the 130s in 2017. I’m not the one who determined that their admission practices violate accreditation standards, the ABA did. Thomas Cooley preys on the dreams of people who don’t realize how unlikely it is that they will be able to succeed in the legal profession.”

http://www.thefacultylounge.org/2017/12/the-2017-bottom-10-law-schools-in-the-country.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983792)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: transparent sound barrier pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983839)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:17 AM
Author: judgmental bawdyhouse hairy legs

Kirbymo favorite Arizona Summit is jumpoing in the ring

http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/arizona_summit_sues_aba_3rd_for-profit_infilaw_school_to_do_so/?utm_source=maestro&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36124843)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Irradiated clown

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-education/2018/10/25/arizona-summit-law-school-details-plans-close-its-doors/1763964002/

They're apparently giving up their fight against the ABA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146092)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: judgmental bawdyhouse hairy legs

jfc TWENTY TWO remaining students

how desperate do you have to be to accept admission at a clearly failing school like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146103)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: judgmental bawdyhouse hairy legs

Cooley drops the lawsuit - with a twist!

http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/now_reportedly_in_compliance_with_admissions_standard_cooley_law_drops_suit/?utm_source=maestro&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146041)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: judgmental bawdyhouse hairy legs

just let these two sentences rattle around in your brain:

"Out of the 352 Cooley Law graduates in 2017, 108 had full-time, long-term jobs that require bar passage, according to the school’s employment summary. Its website states that annual full-time tuition is $50,750."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146062)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: disrespectful learning disabled pit fanboi

The administrators of that school should be stripped of everything they own and imprisoned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146301)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Heady Turdskin Resort

Sounds like it's written by a "man" who loves cats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146113)