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Cooley Law FIRES BACK in lawsuit against ABA (rate this metaphor)
| jade legend chad | 11/22/17 |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 5:44 AM Author: jade legend chad Background - The ABA made a finding that Cooley violated certain admissions requirements, Cooley filed for a TRO/PI against the ABA to prevent them from releasing the findings (which had already been released). http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800335&mc=6&forum_id=2
The ABA came back saying our findings were valid, etc. Cooley's reply brief compares the ABA to the proverbial cat pushing a cup off a table: "But like a cat who looks you in the eye while he pushes a cup off a table, [the] ABA decided to publish the decision anyway, and now claims that the injury it caused means the court will no longer be able to fashion Cooley a remedy..."
"Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT score is 141," Cooley's *median* LSAT score is in the FIFTEENTH percentile. You can score bottom quartile and then go style all over these retards |
Date: November 22nd, 2017 6:59 AM Author: Honey-headed parlor ABA now filing a surreply arguing cats cannot talk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746604) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:21 AM Author: bat shit crazy university See Signed Declaration of Mittens, paragraph 3. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746848) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:31 AM Author: Honey-headed parlor Q. And what did you say when the car hit you, Mittens? A. Meow. Q. "Me ow." And that means it hurt you bad? Me: Object to the form. A. *Hsss* Q. "Yes," it hurt you bad. Now let's turn to your veterinarian fees.... |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:26 AM Author: puce set boltzmann Severely underrated.
180 |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:03 PM Author: Honey-headed parlor BIZ IDEA hehe. TY. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749845) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:06 PM Author: bat shit crazy university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749893) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:55 PM Author: 180 shrine hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930272) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:07 AM Author: Curious navy nursing home foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926172) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:08 AM Author: Poppy native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926177) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:22 AM Author: Learning disabled out-of-control deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983951) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:15 PM Author: Excitant Frum Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984419) |
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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:21 AM Author: Lake Free-loading Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36244532) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:07 PM Author: gold indian lodge cuckoldry 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146068) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:23 PM Author: citrine national [Pawing the ground for water] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750069) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:27 PM Author: Honey-headed parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750108) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:25 PM Author: primrose flatulent faggotry hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984500) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 7:11 AM Author: Learning disabled out-of-control deer antler who gives a shit about admissions requirements? The ABA needs to grow some balls and start revoking accreditation based solely on the fact that these are TTT for profit diploma mills that leave students in crippling debt with low likelihood of even passing the bar and virtually no job prospects if they do. The AMA would never allow med schools like this to exists (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746622) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 7:17 AM Author: jade legend chad whinging about "for profit" schools is a low IQ tell. Cooley, like the rest of its ilk, is a non-profit corporation. Non-profit is just a taxation choice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746633) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:24 AM Author: Orange friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746865) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM Author: Violent garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746886) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM Author: milky submissive karate legal warrant It's "technically" a 501(c)(3) but yes otherwise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746884) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:48 AM Author: gold indian lodge cuckoldry fuck yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926028) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM Author: Swashbuckling hunting ground The TTT law schools fought Putin when he ordered them all closed too. That lasted about the 3 seconds it took the first dean to fall 17 stories. Bless ARE Czar cause in Russia the Cooley dean would have gone out a window already. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746883) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:14 PM Author: Self-absorbed violet liquid oxygen mental disorder Your are becoming some sort of bizarro yakov smirnoff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749989) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:19 PM Author: Fishy aphrodisiac brunch lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750033) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:21 AM Author: flushed talented gas station corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983939) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 9:26 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy skinny woman people who are hurt ""Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT score is 141 . . ."
This is still crazy to me. The LSAT is 100 questions, all A-E. 140 is about 40 questions right. A random guessing strategy would yield 20 "right" answers on average, and given the number of test takers a fair bit of variance, meaning that the median Cooley student only improved on a random guessing strategy by 20 questions. And half of them did worse than that. There must be at least a few who were, essentially, random guessers but got "lucky" and scored a 135 or so that they absolutely could not replicate.
Student loans have been a disaster. |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 AM Author: Learning disabled out-of-control deer antler jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747925) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:05 PM Author: gold indian lodge cuckoldry Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749873) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:09 PM Author: bat shit crazy university Can you imagine pulling down a 12th percentile for an aptitude test and still applying? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749924) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:49 AM Author: shimmering digit ratio really tough guy Cooley rep: Um, excuse me, it's an ADMISSION TEST. Not an APTITUDE TEST. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926043) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 9:44 AM Author: blue aromatic site It would be helpful if lolschools taught their students how to practice law, but that would make too much sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747175) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 AM Author: Learning disabled out-of-control deer antler WE DON'T OWE YOU A JOB, JUST AN EDUCATION! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747928) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:23 PM Author: Excitant Frum Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984488) |
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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:22 AM Author: Lake Free-loading Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36244544) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:43 AM Author: jade legend chad TRO DENIED. opening sentence: "This case concerns a law school’s attempt to prevent current and prospective students from having access to accurate information about its accreditation status." http://www.abajournal.com/files/Cooley_ABA_Dec_13.pdf |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:21 AM Author: Passionate self-centered macaca death wish XO Judge Tarnow to Cooley: lube up faggots, this gonna hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926267) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:28 AM Author: Passionate self-centered macaca death wish Cooley argues that it continues to suffer irreparable reputational harm because of the publication of the Letter. . . . The Court is unsympathetic to this argument. . . . Cooley’s argument ignores the reality that prospective students have already drawn conclusions about the School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926323) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:03 PM Author: jade legend chad senior DCT judges write the best opinions because they aren't trying to impress anyone with SCHOLARSHIP and get straight to the point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34927013) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:40 PM Author: Passionate self-centered macaca death wish Cr. And they are often ornery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930201) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy skinny woman people who are hurt LJL @ the SHITCLERK failing to sanitize the Word Title doc out of the document, so we can see it's "Microsoft Word - Cooley Order Denying TRO.docx" at the top. Way to ruin the suspense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34927070) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:12 PM Author: Boyish Windowlicker Ticket Booth this happens all the time on PACER filings. you can often see that biglaw briefs are in version 20 or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930375) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM Author: Stirring hall dingle berry who doesnt create a new file for filign with the name followed by (Filing Version) or something? lame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984521) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:12 PM Author: Boyish Windowlicker Ticket Booth if you print to PDF in a certain way it will wipe the metadata. a good para knows how to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984862) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 2:17 PM Author: Curious navy nursing home foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34928038) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:59 AM Author: jade legend chad “Nothing that I could say about Thomas Cooley will lower their reputation further than their decision to enroll over 140 students with LSAT scores in the 130s in 2017. I’m not the one who determined that their admission practices violate accreditation standards, the ABA did. Thomas Cooley preys on the dreams of people who don’t realize how unlikely it is that they will be able to succeed in the legal profession.”
http://www.thefacultylounge.org/2017/12/the-2017-bottom-10-law-schools-in-the-country.html
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:08 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy skinny woman people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983839) |
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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:17 AM Author: jade legend chad Kirbymo favorite Arizona Summit is jumpoing in the ring
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/arizona_summit_sues_aba_3rd_for-profit_infilaw_school_to_do_so/?utm_source=maestro&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_email |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:10 PM Author: Comical Thirsty Lay Fortuitous Meteor https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-education/2018/10/25/arizona-summit-law-school-details-plans-close-its-doors/1763964002/
They're apparently giving up their fight against the ABA. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:11 PM Author: jade legend chad jfc TWENTY TWO remaining students
how desperate do you have to be to accept admission at a clearly failing school like that |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:04 PM Author: jade legend chad Cooley drops the lawsuit - with a twist!
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/now_reportedly_in_compliance_with_admissions_standard_cooley_law_drops_suit/?utm_source=maestro&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_email |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:06 PM Author: jade legend chad just let these two sentences rattle around in your brain:
"Out of the 352 Cooley Law graduates in 2017, 108 had full-time, long-term jobs that require bar passage, according to the school’s employment summary. Its website states that annual full-time tuition is $50,750." |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:43 PM Author: awkward generalized bond The administrators of that school should be stripped of everything they own and imprisoned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146301) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:13 PM Author: Bearded Pit Factory Reset Button Sounds like it's written by a "man" who loves cats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146113) |