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Annoyed black gf last night with my SEAL knife

My black gf and I go on walks every night now. This is how I...
Smoky heaven
  11/22/17
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razzle irate market
  11/22/17
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Smoky heaven
  11/22/17


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Date: November 22nd, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: Smoky heaven

My black gf and I go on walks every night now. This is how I'm getting her into a routine of working out. We'll start with walking, then I'm going to join some muay thai place and she'll go to the gym.

So anyways, we walk by this homeless camp and she gets nervous. She wanted to bring pepper spray, but I insisted that *I'm* better than pepper spray because I'm a deadly weapon.

She did acknowledge that I'm a deadly weapon, but worries about multiple attackers. I finally agreed to let her bring the pepper spray, but then she couldn't find it.

Last night I brought over my SEAL knife and I was wearing behind my back on my belt so I can draw it quickly with my right hand.

I show her this and then proceed to demonstrate how it would all go down. I was channeling my inner DeNiro in Taxi Driver.

"Oh, you want my wallet? You want me to give you my wallet? Sure, no problem, you can have my wallet . . ."

*draws SEAL knife, stabs empty air*

"OH, HOW DO YOU LIKE MY WALLET! LOOKS LIKE YOU ROBBED THE WRONG WHITE BOY!"

She was not impressed.

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Date: November 22nd, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: razzle irate market

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Date: November 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Smoky heaven

ty ty

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