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HOLY FUCK! CADWALADER BEATS CRAVATH SCALE!!!!!

This is what bonuses look like for associates who have made ...
charismatic church
  11/29/17
lol
maize painfully honest liquid oxygen
  11/29/17
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pungent range
  11/29/17
Footnote: 0-1 associates firmwide made such "outstandin...
hairraiser drunken stead halford
  11/29/17
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aggressive buck-toothed incel parlour
  12/07/17
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bonkers khaki crackhouse striped hyena
  12/07/17
On the one hand, I hope this is real; on the other hand, I h...
Free-loading senate puppy
  11/29/17
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hairraiser drunken stead halford
  11/29/17
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Titillating Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/29/17
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Lemon hospital
  11/29/17
(beginning of movie dream sequence for a much sadder sequel ...
maize painfully honest liquid oxygen
  11/29/17
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pungent range
  11/29/17
Ferris Bueller Never Gets A Day Off
Lemon hospital
  11/29/17
In an increasingly depressing trilogy, the final movie is en...
maize painfully honest liquid oxygen
  11/29/17
...
pungent range
  11/29/17
Lmao
Lemon hospital
  11/29/17
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Titillating Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/06/17
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aggressive buck-toothed incel parlour
  12/07/17
and Broderick could actually play the part, he looks like sh...
bonkers khaki crackhouse striped hyena
  12/07/17
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bonkers khaki crackhouse striped hyena
  12/07/17
lol omg
unholy organic girlfriend
  12/07/17
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Rose Step-uncle's House
  12/12/17
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Pale Supple Dopamine Principal's Office
  12/26/17
Wow. I'd have never thought, but this actually isn't a joke....
maize painfully honest liquid oxygen
  11/29/17
LMFAO GTFO
Pale Supple Dopamine Principal's Office
  11/29/17
WE ALWAYS KNEW
charismatic church
  11/29/17
Lucky ducks: NY ---- Total(20) ---- Brooklyn(4) Colu...
Pale Supple Dopamine Principal's Office
  11/29/17
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charismatic church
  12/06/17
Lol but then you have to bill 2200+ hours in the worst fucki...
dashing gold dilemma
  12/06/17
Yes
charismatic church
  12/07/17
Excited to see if Kirkland shatters the market yet again! ...
passionate business firm
  12/07/17
Kirkland SHARTS the market Kikeland pretty much sharts ...
bonkers khaki crackhouse striped hyena
  12/07/17
America is officially great again and I’m frankly getting ti...
vermilion cracking orchestra pit
  12/07/17
Fuck me.
adventurous flatulent community account shrine
  12/12/17
Just straight lolling at these idiots that bought the Cadwal...
slippery sanctuary mother
  12/26/17


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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: charismatic church

This is what bonuses look like for associates who have made outstanding contributions to Cadwalader in 2017:

Class of 2017 — $18,000 (pro-rated)

Class of 2016 — $18,000

Class of 2015 — $30,000

Class of 2014 — $60,000

Class of 2013 — $78,000

Class of 2012 — $96,000

Class of 2011 — $108,000

Class of 2010 — $120,000

Class of 2009 and senior — $120,000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796743)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: maize painfully honest liquid oxygen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796760)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: pungent range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796764)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: hairraiser drunken stead halford

Footnote: 0-1 associates firmwide made such "outstanding contributions". the rest of you are lucky not to be fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796767)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:54 AM
Author: aggressive buck-toothed incel parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34859362)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: bonkers khaki crackhouse striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34859517)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: Free-loading senate puppy

On the one hand, I hope this is real; on the other hand, I hope Colt leaked a fake bonus memo to ATL and they ran with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796771)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: hairraiser drunken stead halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796772)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Titillating Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796794)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Lemon hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796873)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: maize painfully honest liquid oxygen

(beginning of movie dream sequence for a much sadder sequel to Ferris Beuller's Day Off where Beuller is a 7th year corporate reorg atty with a thinning hairline, a questionable marriage, and an oversized mortgage)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796791)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: pungent range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796866)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: Lemon hospital

Ferris Bueller Never Gets A Day Off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796875)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: maize painfully honest liquid oxygen

In an increasingly depressing trilogy, the final movie is entitled "Ferris Beuller's Last Day" and depicts a now middle-aged, spiralingly neurotic and borderline alcoholic Beuller as a service partner in the midst of a disastrous failed m&a transaction; the movie culminates with Beuller's suicide by hanging at his cabin in the Catskills that he purchased--but never visited--five years ago to celebrate his entry into the partnership.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796928)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: pungent range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796936)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 1:04 PM
Author: Lemon hospital

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34798211)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 11:06 PM
Author: Titillating Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34857853)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:54 AM
Author: aggressive buck-toothed incel parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34859363)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: bonkers khaki crackhouse striped hyena

and Broderick could actually play the part, he looks like shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34859519)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: bonkers khaki crackhouse striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34859520)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: unholy organic girlfriend

lol omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34859521)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 6:11 AM
Author: Rose Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34896545)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: Pale Supple Dopamine Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#35010549)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:32 AM
Author: maize painfully honest liquid oxygen

Wow. I'd have never thought, but this actually isn't a joke. The twist is you have to have billed at least 2,200 hours, otherwise the standard scale still applies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796860)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Pale Supple Dopamine Principal's Office

LMFAO GTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34797035)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: charismatic church

WE ALWAYS KNEW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34797783)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: Pale Supple Dopamine Principal's Office

Lucky ducks:

NY

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Total(20)

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Brooklyn(4)

Columbia(3)

Penn(3)

Fordham(3)

NYU(2)

Harvard(1)

Cornell(1)

Duke(1)

Michigan(1)

Cardozo(1)

Charlotte

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Total(3)

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WUSTL(2)

Vanderbilt(1)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34798192)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 11:03 PM
Author: charismatic church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34857835)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: dashing gold dilemma

Lol but then you have to bill 2200+ hours in the worst fucking firm in NYC. LOL did Cadwalader think this would help with recruitment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34857864)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: charismatic church

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34862096)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 7:24 AM
Author: passionate business firm

Excited to see if Kirkland shatters the market yet again!

Spoiler alert, everyone will forget about these tiny pink bonuses once Kirkland's memo drops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34859458)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: bonkers khaki crackhouse striped hyena

Kirkland SHARTS the market

Kikeland pretty much sharts all over everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34859523)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 7:51 AM
Author: vermilion cracking orchestra pit

America is officially great again and I’m frankly getting tired of winning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34859507)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 6:18 AM
Author: adventurous flatulent community account shrine

Fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34896551)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: slippery sanctuary mother

Just straight lolling at these idiots that bought the Cadwalader is terrible flame as I cop a MEGABONUS. Just lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#35010555)