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HOLY FUCK! CADWALADER BEATS CRAVATH SCALE!!!!!

This is what bonuses look like for associates who have made ...
Internet-worthy Nursing Home
  11/29/17
lol
soul-stirring costumed step-uncle's house
  11/29/17
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Cowardly indian lodge international law enforcement agency
  11/29/17
Footnote: 0-1 associates firmwide made such "outstandin...
Gaped karate love of her life
  11/29/17
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diverse domesticated shrine mad cow disease
  12/07/17
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Bronze state half-breed
  12/07/17
On the one hand, I hope this is real; on the other hand, I h...
Bateful Magical Business Firm Hunting Ground
  11/29/17
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Gaped karate love of her life
  11/29/17
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comical stage knife
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curious dull partner
  11/29/17
(beginning of movie dream sequence for a much sadder sequel ...
soul-stirring costumed step-uncle's house
  11/29/17
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Cowardly indian lodge international law enforcement agency
  11/29/17
Ferris Bueller Never Gets A Day Off
curious dull partner
  11/29/17
In an increasingly depressing trilogy, the final movie is en...
soul-stirring costumed step-uncle's house
  11/29/17
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Cowardly indian lodge international law enforcement agency
  11/29/17
Lmao
curious dull partner
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comical stage knife
  12/06/17
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diverse domesticated shrine mad cow disease
  12/07/17
and Broderick could actually play the part, he looks like sh...
Bronze state half-breed
  12/07/17
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Bronze state half-breed
  12/07/17
lol omg
Bat-shit-crazy parlor
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House-broken aphrodisiac hospital dysfunction
  12/12/17
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rusted medicated location brethren
  12/26/17
Wow. I'd have never thought, but this actually isn't a joke....
soul-stirring costumed step-uncle's house
  11/29/17
LMFAO GTFO
rusted medicated location brethren
  11/29/17
WE ALWAYS KNEW
Internet-worthy Nursing Home
  11/29/17
Lucky ducks: NY ---- Total(20) ---- Brooklyn(4) Colu...
rusted medicated location brethren
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Internet-worthy Nursing Home
  12/06/17
Lol but then you have to bill 2200+ hours in the worst fucki...
citrine national
  12/06/17
Yes
Internet-worthy Nursing Home
  12/07/17
Excited to see if Kirkland shatters the market yet again! ...
Fragrant house immigrant
  12/07/17
Kirkland SHARTS the market Kikeland pretty much sharts ...
Bronze state half-breed
  12/07/17
America is officially great again and I’m frankly getting ti...
self-absorbed coffee pot place of business
  12/07/17
Fuck me.
pontificating fantasy-prone parlour old irish cottage
  12/12/17
Just straight lolling at these idiots that bought the Cadwal...
metal address headpube
  12/26/17


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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Nursing Home

This is what bonuses look like for associates who have made outstanding contributions to Cadwalader in 2017:

Class of 2017 — $18,000 (pro-rated)

Class of 2016 — $18,000

Class of 2015 — $30,000

Class of 2014 — $60,000

Class of 2013 — $78,000

Class of 2012 — $96,000

Class of 2011 — $108,000

Class of 2010 — $120,000

Class of 2009 and senior — $120,000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796743)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: soul-stirring costumed step-uncle's house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796760)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: Cowardly indian lodge international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796764)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: Gaped karate love of her life

Footnote: 0-1 associates firmwide made such "outstanding contributions". the rest of you are lucky not to be fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796767)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:54 AM
Author: diverse domesticated shrine mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34859362)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Bronze state half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34859517)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: Bateful Magical Business Firm Hunting Ground

On the one hand, I hope this is real; on the other hand, I hope Colt leaked a fake bonus memo to ATL and they ran with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796771)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: Gaped karate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796772)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: comical stage knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796794)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: curious dull partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796873)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring costumed step-uncle's house

(beginning of movie dream sequence for a much sadder sequel to Ferris Beuller's Day Off where Beuller is a 7th year corporate reorg atty with a thinning hairline, a questionable marriage, and an oversized mortgage)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796791)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Cowardly indian lodge international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796866)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: curious dull partner

Ferris Bueller Never Gets A Day Off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796875)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring costumed step-uncle's house

In an increasingly depressing trilogy, the final movie is entitled "Ferris Beuller's Last Day" and depicts a now middle-aged, spiralingly neurotic and borderline alcoholic Beuller as a service partner in the midst of a disastrous failed m&a transaction; the movie culminates with Beuller's suicide by hanging at his cabin in the Catskills that he purchased--but never visited--five years ago to celebrate his entry into the partnership.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796928)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Cowardly indian lodge international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796936)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 1:04 PM
Author: curious dull partner

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34798211)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 11:06 PM
Author: comical stage knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34857853)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:54 AM
Author: diverse domesticated shrine mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34859363)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Bronze state half-breed

and Broderick could actually play the part, he looks like shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34859519)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Bronze state half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34859520)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy parlor

lol omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34859521)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 6:11 AM
Author: House-broken aphrodisiac hospital dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34896545)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: rusted medicated location brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#35010549)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring costumed step-uncle's house

Wow. I'd have never thought, but this actually isn't a joke. The twist is you have to have billed at least 2,200 hours, otherwise the standard scale still applies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34796860)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: rusted medicated location brethren

LMFAO GTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34797035)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Nursing Home

WE ALWAYS KNEW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34797783)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: rusted medicated location brethren

Lucky ducks:

NY

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Total(20)

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Brooklyn(4)

Columbia(3)

Penn(3)

Fordham(3)

NYU(2)

Harvard(1)

Cornell(1)

Duke(1)

Michigan(1)

Cardozo(1)

Charlotte

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Total(3)

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WUSTL(2)

Vanderbilt(1)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34798192)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 11:03 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34857835)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: citrine national

Lol but then you have to bill 2200+ hours in the worst fucking firm in NYC. LOL did Cadwalader think this would help with recruitment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34857864)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Nursing Home

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34862096)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 7:24 AM
Author: Fragrant house immigrant

Excited to see if Kirkland shatters the market yet again!

Spoiler alert, everyone will forget about these tiny pink bonuses once Kirkland's memo drops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34859458)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Bronze state half-breed

Kirkland SHARTS the market

Kikeland pretty much sharts all over everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34859523)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 7:51 AM
Author: self-absorbed coffee pot place of business

America is officially great again and I’m frankly getting tired of winning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34859507)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 6:18 AM
Author: pontificating fantasy-prone parlour old irish cottage

Fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#34896551)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: metal address headpube

Just straight lolling at these idiots that bought the Cadwalader is terrible flame as I cop a MEGABONUS. Just lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3812258&forum_id=2#35010555)