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Chick at work is seriously interested (evan39)

I'm not imagining this She's 24 ljl
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
yay - eagerly awaiting updates
Marvelous shaky sneaky criminal
  12/03/17
try it breh
chest-beating house multi-billionaire
  12/03/17
I intentionally tried to keep my distance yesterday, and sur...
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
ask her to netflix & chill
Marvelous shaky sneaky criminal
  12/03/17
She's a brunette but dyed her hair dirty blonde unnngh
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
...
Maize weed whacker
  12/03/17
I'll definitely watch for that next time
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
if she grabs your hand & puts it down her pants, it mean...
Marvelous shaky sneaky criminal
  12/03/17
This is absolutely the biggest tell, in my experience. To...
stimulating spot son of senegal
  12/05/17
Pretend shes your sister & go for it
motley goyim mad-dog skullcap
  12/03/17
absolutely devastating
naked hissy fit azn
  12/03/17
cr
ebony legal warrant useless brakes
  12/03/17
Pretend?
adulterous mildly autistic kitty doctorate
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  12/04/17
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ebony legal warrant useless brakes
  12/04/17
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Primrose range
  12/05/17
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razzmatazz theater sandwich
  12/06/17
were her eyes all wide and googly?
chest-beating house multi-billionaire
  12/03/17
Yes, very. She also CONFIDED in me and said she was DISAPPOI...
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
im jelly. does she laugh at like everything you say no matte...
chest-beating house multi-billionaire
  12/03/17
Dude, that's exactly how she acts. She also threw out some c...
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
holy shit im actually thinking about young luv again
chest-beating house multi-billionaire
  12/03/17
...
Maize weed whacker
  12/03/17
Yeah, I'm going to leave that part out.
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
LJL, dear lawd
Peach Laughsome Lettuce Business Firm
  12/03/17
...
harsh frisky set macaca
  12/03/17
Evan u should give it a shot!
bright brunch pistol
  12/03/17
I will, believe me.
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
Schtick taking a strange turn here.
naked hissy fit azn
  12/03/17
Not at all, I've been poasting about my curiosity in women f...
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
I don't think you'll like it. Eager to hear your findings th...
naked hissy fit azn
  12/03/17
Yeah wtf. I certainly missed this development! I thought chi...
wonderful haunted graveyard
  12/03/17
...
motley goyim mad-dog skullcap
  12/03/17
You're gonna get all slimy.
Big balding pit
  12/05/17
Does she have big fat tits? My gay friends tell me That’s w...
diverse public bath
  12/03/17
They're no larger than average, but she has a tight little a...
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
Might be fun... shed probably let you lick her feet too
diverse public bath
  12/03/17
lol she's gonna fuck u up ur ass with her dildo
bonkers passionate windowlicker laser beams
  12/03/17
flame hot yougn chicks don't like balding 5'8 120lb 30-somet...
Titillating Beta Stead
  12/03/17
I'm thin, but don't look like that. How dare you.
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
some do...
naked hissy fit azn
  12/03/17
thats my look, nigger.
Galvanic office incel
  12/03/17
I'm being very careful with this one because I don't want to...
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
what is she angling for? hmmmmm
chest-beating house multi-billionaire
  12/03/17
Promotion to bakery department, because she wants to eventua...
naked hissy fit azn
  12/03/17
evan if you pass on this chick send her my way tyvm
chest-beating house multi-billionaire
  12/03/17
...
Maize weed whacker
  12/03/17
must be a great "friend".
naked hissy fit azn
  12/03/17
tbf society so fucked rn idk if puppy luv is possible for an...
chest-beating house multi-billionaire
  12/03/17
He just wants me to be careful because I'm borderline aspie ...
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
borderline?
naked hissy fit azn
  12/03/17
She’s been pumped and dumped by soooo many hot careless arro...
talking coral stag film
  12/03/17
Whoa Cr friend!
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
...
diverse public bath
  12/03/17
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plum abode
  12/03/17
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talking coral stag film
  12/03/17
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motley goyim mad-dog skullcap
  12/03/17
a quotemo folks!
chest-beating house multi-billionaire
  12/03/17
...
Maize weed whacker
  12/03/17
Evan is so fucking lucky unngh
talking coral stag film
  12/03/17
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Contagious water buffalo factory reset button
  12/03/17
better
chest-beating house multi-billionaire
  12/03/17
...
Arousing magical filthpig garrison
  12/03/17
The best part was when we had a meeting and she subtly made ...
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
I think XO is ground zero for you to test out a new sitcom y...
naked hissy fit azn
  12/03/17
I wish. This stuff is REAL.
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
Guaranteed to win indy movie awards if it turns out she's a ...
wonderful haunted graveyard
  12/03/17
Holy shit
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
...
naked hissy fit azn
  12/03/17
...
Lemon rebellious center
  12/03/17
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adventurous scourge upon the earth
  12/03/17
don't listen to shit xo says about women just make a move
Marvelous shaky sneaky criminal
  12/03/17
We were completely alone for a few moments and she looked VU...
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
that's the best time to go for it, hth few things better ...
Marvelous shaky sneaky criminal
  12/03/17
She just moved to the area. I don't even know what the hell ...
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
Weird, she doesn't sound prole like I imagined.
naked hissy fit azn
  12/03/17
She's not prole at all.
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
you're gonna get charged with rape, don't do it!
grizzly vivacious space foreskin
  12/03/17
When you're Evan, they let you do it. Grab 'em by the pussy....
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
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Pearl Church Building Striped Hyena
  12/03/17
I think the only advantage of blue collar work is that you c...
diverse public bath
  12/03/17
Lol at evan getting fired for inappropriate workplace behavi...
Vibrant Opaque Chapel
  12/03/17
He'll be the Al Franken of the BIGGROCERY scene
naked hissy fit azn
  12/03/17
Evan: "but I've been living as a gay man!" Superv...
wonderful haunted graveyard
  12/03/17
ohfuck
Marvelous shaky sneaky criminal
  12/03/17
*runs into office with stacks of printed xoxo threads* &q...
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
"Now that you mention it, Hugo Boss did have quite an e...
wonderful haunted graveyard
  12/03/17
Lol ed
Vibrant Opaque Chapel
  12/03/17
...
diverse public bath
  12/03/17
I don't want it to be awkward and am unsure of my next move....
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
Just invite her over for red wine and Netflix
diverse public bath
  12/03/17
she's literally asking what you're doing after work. just in...
Mustard talented menage boiling water
  12/03/17
"It's nothing, nothing. Come to think of it, that compu...
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
Just let her talk and touch her
diverse public bath
  12/03/17
Do I have to present her with "consent cards" or s...
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
Nope not all it’s all lies
diverse public bath
  12/03/17
...
naked hissy fit azn
  12/03/17
I got you fam: https://youtu.be/KSsu1SFbjO0
translucent aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor school cafeteria
  12/03/17
I felt kind of guilty because when she was talking I looked ...
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
She was imagining naughtier things. Believe me.
Marvelous shaky sneaky criminal
  12/03/17
Unghhhhh
chest-beating house multi-billionaire
  12/03/17
yep folks just a completely homosexual gay man here
hairless irradiated sanctuary
  12/05/17
Lots of people turn straight as they age because their hormo...
plum abode
  12/03/17
I will friend
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/03/17
Have you ever experienced a vagina?
Peach Laughsome Lettuce Business Firm
  12/03/17
His sister's. This is why he is homo.
provocative buff piazza ratface
  12/04/17
"Are you going to the Mein Kampf lecture Evan is giving...
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  12/04/17
didn't you just get a big promotion? This chick may be tryin...
red sexy trailer park black woman
  12/04/17
so fu*k her ass OP sounds like a serious fu*king FAGGOT
Curious Garnet Market Ape
  12/05/17
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Jade hunting ground forum
  12/05/17
evan going straight may be the best thing that happens to us...
buck-toothed national
  12/05/17
it's not every day a hot 24 year old chick gets a crush on a...
stimulating spot son of senegal
  12/05/17
...
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/05/17
For all of us
Fishy orchestra pit
  12/05/17
...
Arousing magical filthpig garrison
  12/05/17
great thread!
Useless honey-headed faggot firefighter potus
  12/05/17
She's off for the next two days and I won't see her :(
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/05/17
Start watching Corey Wayne videos, friend.
naked hissy fit azn
  12/05/17
Facebook friend her and message her asking if she wants to g...
diverse public bath
  12/05/17
Wine*
Fishy orchestra pit
  12/05/17
(he works with her but yeah)
diverse public bath
  12/05/17
There's a Starbucks right down the street hmmm
Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/06/17
evan39 angling for the back-to-back MPM crown with this narr...
Violent Vermilion New Version School
  12/05/17
TTIWWOP
Big balding pit
  12/05/17
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Big balding pit
  12/08/17
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Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/06/17
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Mahogany Area Gunner
  12/08/17
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Bespoke Cobalt Keepsake Machete
  12/08/17
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harsh frisky set macaca
  12/30/17
lulz
diverse public bath
  12/30/17


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Date: December 3rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

I'm not imagining this

She's 24 ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829352)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Marvelous shaky sneaky criminal

yay - eagerly awaiting updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829357)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: chest-beating house multi-billionaire

try it breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829362)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

I intentionally tried to keep my distance yesterday, and sure enough she sought me out several times: "Hey, how's it going? So and so is such a weirdo hahaha. So, like, what do you do when you're off?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829385)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: Marvelous shaky sneaky criminal

ask her to netflix & chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829399)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

She's a brunette but dyed her hair dirty blonde unnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829407)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:05 PM
Author: Maize weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829445)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

I'll definitely watch for that next time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829484)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: Marvelous shaky sneaky criminal

if she grabs your hand & puts it down her pants, it means she's interested

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829622)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: stimulating spot son of senegal

This is absolutely the biggest tell, in my experience.

Touching hair and smoothing out clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34847185)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: motley goyim mad-dog skullcap

Pretend shes your sister & go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829400)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: naked hissy fit azn

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829415)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:52 PM
Author: ebony legal warrant useless brakes

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829892)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: adulterous mildly autistic kitty doctorate

Pretend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34831191)



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Date: December 4th, 2017 7:16 AM
Author: godawful emerald corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34834626)



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Date: December 4th, 2017 7:20 AM
Author: green swashbuckling cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34834637)



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Date: December 4th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: ebony legal warrant useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34835482)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Primrose range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34847181)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz theater sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34853105)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: chest-beating house multi-billionaire

were her eyes all wide and googly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829404)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

Yes, very. She also CONFIDED in me and said she was DISAPPOINTED that we didn't get to work together on a recent shift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829413)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: chest-beating house multi-billionaire

im jelly. does she laugh at like everything you say no matter how dumb? just say things like BLUEBERRIES ARE SO COOL and see how she reacts, probably will start giggling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829425)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

Dude, that's exactly how she acts. She also threw out some curse words when we were alone, which surprised me: "That guy Mark is such a fucking asshole. I swear he was fucking with me earlier."

But she looks like an angel ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829450)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: chest-beating house multi-billionaire

holy shit im actually thinking about young luv again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829463)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Maize weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829418)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

Yeah, I'm going to leave that part out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829420)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: Peach Laughsome Lettuce Business Firm

LJL, dear lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829648)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:50 PM
Author: harsh frisky set macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34831216)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: bright brunch pistol

Evan u should give it a shot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829392)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

I will, believe me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829402)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: naked hissy fit azn

Schtick taking a strange turn here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829421)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

Not at all, I've been poasting about my curiosity in women for YEARS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829433)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: naked hissy fit azn

I don't think you'll like it. Eager to hear your findings though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829478)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: wonderful haunted graveyard

Yeah wtf. I certainly missed this development! I thought chicks were icky?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829435)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:05 PM
Author: motley goyim mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829436)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: Big balding pit

You're gonna get all slimy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34842696)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: diverse public bath

Does she have big fat tits? My gay friends tell me

That’s what bugs them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829426)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:05 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

They're no larger than average, but she has a tight little ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829437)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: diverse public bath

Might be fun... shed probably let you lick her feet too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829456)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: bonkers passionate windowlicker laser beams

lol she's gonna fuck u up ur ass with her dildo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34831826)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Titillating Beta Stead

flame hot yougn chicks don't like balding 5'8 120lb 30-somethings with yellow teeth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829460)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

I'm thin, but don't look like that. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829480)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: naked hissy fit azn

some do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829489)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: Galvanic office incel

thats my look, nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829951)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

I'm being very careful with this one because I don't want to find out that she's just using me or whatever. My friend -- who doesn't even know I like men -- is telling me to take it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829471)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: chest-beating house multi-billionaire

what is she angling for? hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829491)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: naked hissy fit azn

Promotion to bakery department, because she wants to eventually be a cupcake artist and own her own cupcake store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829506)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: chest-beating house multi-billionaire

evan if you pass on this chick send her my way tyvm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829513)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Maize weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829536)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: naked hissy fit azn

must be a great "friend".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829495)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: chest-beating house multi-billionaire

tbf society so fucked rn idk if puppy luv is possible for anyone over 23 anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829508)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

He just wants me to be careful because I'm borderline aspie etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829532)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: naked hissy fit azn

borderline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829621)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: talking coral stag film

She’s been pumped and dumped by soooo many hot careless arrogant chads with big sweaty meaty floppy cocks. Just think if you fuck her, it’s like fucking them. Unnnnnnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829496)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

Whoa Cr friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829505)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: diverse public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829573)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: plum abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34831156)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: talking coral stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34831801)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: motley goyim mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829509)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: chest-beating house multi-billionaire

a quotemo folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829515)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Maize weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829530)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: talking coral stag film

Evan is so fucking lucky unngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829538)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: Contagious water buffalo factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829572)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:35 PM
Author: chest-beating house multi-billionaire

better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829747)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: Arousing magical filthpig garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829557)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

The best part was when we had a meeting and she subtly made her way over to stand next to me. Then she tried to make it seem like she was unaware of my presence: "Oh hey! I didn't even see you there hahaha!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829523)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: naked hissy fit azn

I think XO is ground zero for you to test out a new sitcom you're writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829535)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

I wish. This stuff is REAL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829542)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: wonderful haunted graveyard

Guaranteed to win indy movie awards if it turns out she's a man pretending to be a girl because she can't attract a man as a guy and they have a stormy love affair where all their perverse secrets spill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829556)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829574)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: naked hissy fit azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829577)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 6:49 PM
Author: Lemon rebellious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34830760)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: adventurous scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829547)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: Marvelous shaky sneaky criminal

don't listen to shit xo says about women

just make a move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829548)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

We were completely alone for a few moments and she looked VULNERABLE. I have to be very careful about this. Very careful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829569)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: Marvelous shaky sneaky criminal

that's the best time to go for it, hth

few things better than being *vulnerable* w the right person - it also means she trusts you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829580)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

She just moved to the area. I don't even know what the hell she's doing here, something about her family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829588)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: naked hissy fit azn

Weird, she doesn't sound prole like I imagined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829607)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

She's not prole at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829675)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:20 PM
Author: grizzly vivacious space foreskin

you're gonna get charged with rape, don't do it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829595)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

When you're Evan, they let you do it. Grab 'em by the pussy. Anything!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829605)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Pearl Church Building Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829941)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: diverse public bath

I think the only advantage of blue collar work is that you can date the staff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829635)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:20 PM
Author: Vibrant Opaque Chapel

Lol at evan getting fired for inappropriate workplace behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829596)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: naked hissy fit azn

He'll be the Al Franken of the BIGGROCERY scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829615)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: wonderful haunted graveyard

Evan: "but I've been living as a gay man!"

Supervisor: "Oh yeah? How many chads have you kissed while you've been working here? Will they testify?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829617)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Marvelous shaky sneaky criminal

ohfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829697)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:31 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

*runs into office with stacks of printed xoxo threads*

"See, I'm really gay! I wrote this stuff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829706)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: wonderful haunted graveyard

"Now that you mention it, Hugo Boss did have quite an eye for the male physique..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829716)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: Vibrant Opaque Chapel

Lol ed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829752)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: diverse public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829634)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

I don't want it to be awkward and am unsure of my next move. Unlike Chad, I don't do this kind of thing very often. (Or ever, actually)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829647)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: diverse public bath

Just invite her over for red wine and Netflix

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829932)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 5:01 PM
Author: Mustard talented menage boiling water

she's literally asking what you're doing after work. just invite her over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34829958)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

"It's nothing, nothing. Come to think of it, that computer doesn't even work. Have you seen the balcony?"

*prays he deleted his browser history*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34830025)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: diverse public bath

Just let her talk and touch her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34830042)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

Do I have to present her with "consent cards" or some bullshit? I have no idea how this works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34830053)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: diverse public bath

Nope not all it’s all lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34830453)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 6:03 PM
Author: naked hissy fit azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34830391)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: translucent aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor school cafeteria

I got you fam: https://youtu.be/KSsu1SFbjO0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34830152)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

I felt kind of guilty because when she was talking I looked at her lips and imagined them wrapped around my cock ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34830704)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 6:50 PM
Author: Marvelous shaky sneaky criminal

She was imagining naughtier things. Believe me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34830774)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: chest-beating house multi-billionaire

Unghhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34831807)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 3:46 AM
Author: hairless irradiated sanctuary

yep folks just a completely homosexual gay man here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34842690)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: plum abode

Lots of people turn straight as they age because their hormones calm down. Go for it. Creampie this slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34831170)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

I will friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34831177)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Peach Laughsome Lettuce Business Firm

Have you ever experienced a vagina?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34831849)



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Date: December 4th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: provocative buff piazza ratface

His sister's. This is why he is homo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34835492)



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Date: December 4th, 2017 7:24 AM
Author: Aquamarine hairraiser pocket flask resort

"Are you going to the Mein Kampf lecture Evan is giving in Aisle 14 after work?" she asks the new kid bagging groceries. She bites her lip and lets out a coy smile. "He gets so fired up!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34834641)



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Date: December 4th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: red sexy trailer park black woman

didn't you just get a big promotion? This chick may be trying to ride your coattails OR set you up for sexual harassment charges

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34835491)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: Curious Garnet Market Ape

so fu*k her ass OP sounds like a serious fu*king FAGGOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34842693)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Jade hunting ground forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34847041)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 5:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed national

evan going straight may be the best thing that happens to us all year, i'm shaking.

i bet she looks just like Meadow Soprano.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34847168)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: stimulating spot son of senegal

it's not every day a hot 24 year old chick gets a crush on a late 30s man with no money and an unprestigious job. believe me. i know. it never happens anymore.

i guarantee this chick has parents with a large age gap or "daddy issues."

gay or not, you have to take advantage of this situation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34847242)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34847771)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: Fishy orchestra pit

For all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34847800)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Arousing magical filthpig garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34847936)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Useless honey-headed faggot firefighter potus

great thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34847280)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 7:39 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

She's off for the next two days and I won't see her :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34847809)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: naked hissy fit azn

Start watching Corey Wayne videos, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34848116)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: diverse public bath

Facebook friend her and message her asking if she wants to grab coffee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34848131)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: Fishy orchestra pit

Wine*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34848150)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: diverse public bath

(he works with her but yeah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34849729)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner

There's a Starbucks right down the street hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34851935)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Violent Vermilion New Version School

evan39 angling for the back-to-back MPM crown with this narrative.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34847856)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Big balding pit

TTIWWOP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34849695)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 2:41 AM
Author: Big balding pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34866592)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 6:24 PM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34855976)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Mahogany Area Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34866529)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: Bespoke Cobalt Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#34866532)



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Date: December 30th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: harsh frisky set macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#35042170)



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Date: December 30th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: diverse public bath

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3816751&forum_id=2#35042246)