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Funny letter from opposing counsel (CSLG)

https://imgur.com/q9NNK0n "Please forward to me all ...
Avocado passionate coffee pot
  12/05/17
What is a "Northern Illinois University School of Law&q...
Snowy Institution Headpube
  12/05/17
NIUSL, pronounced "nyew-suhl," I believe.
fluffy famous landscape painting
  12/05/17
I believe their graduates pioneered “court nails!”
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  05/19/18
one step away from the new school
Snowy Institution Headpube
  05/19/18
for the bros who don't know defense counsel is calling the i...
electric drunken hissy fit place of business
  12/05/17
What is the standard. Naming the stores manager where the in...
crawly hospital
  12/05/17
SP is an idiot. In pretty much all jdx the standard is that ...
Appetizing native
  12/05/17
cr
Topaz corner hominid
  12/05/17
Ok I'm just an idiot who doesn't know what he's talking abou...
electric drunken hissy fit place of business
  12/05/17
CRRRRRRRRRR
Topaz corner hominid
  12/05/17
Dipshit, I do this for a living.
electric drunken hissy fit place of business
  12/05/17
Dipshit, I have clerked for federal COA and work biglaw. You...
Topaz corner hominid
  12/05/17
you assume too much. and a paralegal at your office kno...
electric drunken hissy fit place of business
  12/05/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3788470&mc=6...
electric drunken hissy fit place of business
  12/05/17
thanks for linking to the thread that proves i pwnd you so h...
Topaz corner hominid
  12/05/17
My points were made.
electric drunken hissy fit place of business
  12/05/17
And you are poor. So there’s that.
Zippy sandwich
  05/19/18
you name them because it kills diversity jurisdiction which ...
electric drunken hissy fit place of business
  12/05/17
counterpoint though, you are an idiot
Topaz corner hominid
  12/05/17
Why wouldn’t the manager be separately liable? If the store ...
Galvanic copper sanctuary
  12/05/17
SP is a retard with zero understanding of fedjur
Topaz corner hominid
  12/05/17
See below. Manager IS liable. Welcome to fraudulent jo...
electric drunken hissy fit place of business
  12/05/17
I clerked for a Fed d. Ct. It’s a pretty hard standard for a...
pea-brained office volcanic crater
  12/05/17
spaceporn is just a retard. ignore basically anything he say...
Topaz corner hominid
  12/05/17
not so sure about this. You can get pwned on it if you don'...
electric drunken hissy fit place of business
  12/05/17
Why would federal court want to be doing shit like slip and ...
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  12/05/17
Federal courts tend to be more receptive to dispositive mot...
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  12/05/17
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  12/05/17
180. Please keep us updated if this guy becomes further unh...
overrated milky legend
  12/05/17
I have ton's of great letters. I'll post them up after I wal...
Avocado passionate coffee pot
  12/05/17
who do you send on your behalf? contract attorneys?
walnut home
  12/05/17
Actually no. I've defended a bunch of the depos in my Macy's...
Avocado passionate coffee pot
  12/05/17
"and a lot of PI attorneys suck at premises cases"...
Judgmental Shrine Giraffe
  12/05/17
Drop them when defense threatens MSJ lol.
Avocado passionate coffee pot
  12/05/17
Why?
Judgmental Shrine Giraffe
  12/05/17
Plaintiff's attorneys hate doing actual work for the most pa...
Avocado passionate coffee pot
  12/05/17
Kenny
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  06/06/18
Wtf is he talking about re you or others doing the depo,??
translucent prole
  12/05/17
See above.
Avocado passionate coffee pot
  12/05/17
Is he a big lawyer
Opaque Cerebral Philosopher-king
  12/05/17
Appears to be midlaw ID from the link.
translucent prole
  12/05/17
It’s shitlaw ID masquerading as a boutique/smaller midlaw. ...
provocative therapy
  04/25/18
Other big, strong letterheads. http://xoxohth.com/thread....
fluffy famous landscape painting
  12/05/17
i thought you didnt have associates
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  12/05/17
I don't. Friends bring me in to co-counsel their premises ca...
Avocado passionate coffee pot
  12/05/17
"Show up to your Depos like a man" sneered the rat...
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"I know you're in there!"
fluffy famous landscape painting
  12/05/17
You sending a letter back?
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  12/05/17
"Hi, Jeff. Happy to be working with you again!" ...
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unmitigated 180. Be sure to include a smiling-face emoji ...
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Sup Jeff! Hope OC is treating you well.
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180. That's exactly how to do it.
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is he right? are you naming individuals to avoid federal cou...
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(jeff)
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Lol
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  12/05/17
fed court isn't so bad on cases like that. Mandatory settle...
electric drunken hissy fit place of business
  12/05/17
(Guy who enjoys dealing with Federal court bullshit)
Judgmental Shrine Giraffe
  12/05/17
"Outside of the practice of law, Mr. Lenkov has run wit...
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  12/05/17
Here is another gem from 2014: https://imgur.com/a/cyBxw ...
Avocado passionate coffee pot
  12/05/17
Oh, he underlined that shit.
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Avocado passionate coffee pot
  12/05/17
You lie boy!
translucent prole
  12/05/17
How dare you
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  12/05/17
What a dick to quote you off the record. That's a dick move...
electric drunken hissy fit place of business
  12/05/17
He called me a clown during that call. I settled the case fo...
Avocado passionate coffee pot
  12/05/17
Hope you returned the settlement agreement with a pair of la...
Snowy Institution Headpube
  12/05/17
good for you. I hate that high handed stuff.
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  12/05/17
wtf
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"I informed you that naming an employee merely to force...
fluffy famous landscape painting
  12/05/17
Wtf kind of letterhead is that. Ljl
excitant feces
  12/05/17
munger does the same thing
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  12/05/17
Do they update it daily when someone gets shitcanned?
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  12/05/17
A few midlife firms in New York still do this to
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Come http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818630&...
Arousing white generalized bond
  12/05/17
I'll try and make it, but I have a bar mitzvah that night.
Avocado passionate coffee pot
  12/05/17
can i get an invite to that? unnnghhhhhh
ebony rebellious area
  12/05/17
Here is one from another Macy's case: https://imgur.com/a...
Avocado passionate coffee pot
  12/05/17
He did not color inside the box with that signature.
histrionic whorehouse azn
  12/05/17
Do you have to respond to these?
Galvanic copper sanctuary
  12/05/17
No, but I send really funny responses. He asked for a dem...
Avocado passionate coffee pot
  12/05/17
...
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  12/05/17
ESPECIALLY the pecan pies
Judgmental Shrine Giraffe
  12/05/17
lol 180
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  12/05/17
lol
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180
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  05/19/18
Lol 180. Ask that lazy ass boomer to cite some authority for...
crawly hospital
  12/05/17
The first case I had with him in 2014 he tried to get it in ...
Avocado passionate coffee pot
  12/05/17
I had a case with him within my first few months of practice...
Arousing white generalized bond
  12/05/17
I actually really like him. He makes litigation fun.
Avocado passionate coffee pot
  12/05/17
Chandler, Can you send me letters like this on the case I...
Avocado passionate coffee pot
  12/05/17
If you don't send me back the dismissal I'll have to
Arousing white generalized bond
  12/05/17
I'll send it back after I finish negotiating with your clien...
Avocado passionate coffee pot
  12/05/17
What makes you think I bill?
Arousing white generalized bond
  12/05/17
I also poast while on the phone which is half the day
Arousing white generalized bond
  12/05/17
I just emailed Jeff and he says you’re a dick.
pea-brained office volcanic crater
  12/05/17
I've defended a PI claim for some russian immigrant landlord...
excitant feces
  12/05/17
What threats have you seen that worked?
Judgmental Shrine Giraffe
  12/05/17
Mostly threats of various motions. Last thing a PI attorney ...
excitant feces
  12/05/17
Really? Then how the fuck do they make money? THe majo...
Judgmental Shrine Giraffe
  12/05/17
These aren't big cases. I don't do insurance defense regular...
excitant feces
  12/05/17
Here's a hilarious article about him https://www.superlawye...
Bateful Rehab
  12/05/17
What's the deal with articles like this? You can just pa...
fragrant unholy university
  12/05/17
No it is a rigorous selection process
crawly hospital
  12/05/17
They call me all the time to meet.
Avocado passionate coffee pot
  12/05/17
it's a very rigorous thing--
electric drunken hissy fit place of business
  12/05/17
Wtf, he is only 40? I wouldve guessed this guy had to be a b...
translucent prole
  12/05/17
That article is a decade old.
pea-brained office volcanic crater
  12/05/17
Does he admit in this article to violating non-solicitation ...
excitant feces
  12/05/17
Lenkov is so Type A, you wish there was a higher letter in t...
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"40 year-old...young attorney" lmao did Bboooo...
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He recalls one Saturday night when his wife was pregnant wit...
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  06/06/18
When one client — someone he declines to name — was accused ...
Avocado passionate coffee pot
  06/06/18
Really surprised that a store manager can be liable. That se...
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  12/05/17
The employer has to indemnify them, but they still have inde...
Avocado passionate coffee pot
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  12/05/17
Ok ok. It seems like the same shit with sexual harassment ca...
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electric drunken hissy fit place of business
  12/05/17
I got a case now where I named the Regional Manager because:...
Judgmental Shrine Giraffe
  12/05/17
Lol do you prosecute ADA cases? My friend tells me that it's...
Frum lime psychic
  12/05/17
more like "wheeling toward a small business"
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Fuck no I'm not doing an ADA case. That shit would put me in...
Judgmental Shrine Giraffe
  12/05/17
The law in most places is that a person is responsible for t...
fluffy famous landscape painting
  12/05/17
Ty for original content op. This is a great thread. I ha...
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  12/05/17
As far as I'm concerned, if opposing counsel is mad at you, ...
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  12/05/17
What do you think he makes as a midlaw insurance defense par...
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  12/05/17
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  12/05/17
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  05/19/18
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  12/05/17
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  12/05/17
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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

https://imgur.com/q9NNK0n

"Please forward to me all information to establish liability against X. You seem to be up to your old games that you do in every case where you name individuals because you are afraid of federal court. At one point the tactics have to be brought to the court's attention. Also at one point, you have to appear for deposition and not send someone else on your behalf. It is time for you to litigate the case instead of hiding behind others in your firm. I look forward to seeing you at the deposition of your client."

He is defense counsel for huge companies including Macy's, Coco's, Villarta Market, etc.

I've had like 15-20 cases against him for slip and falls and I always name the manager because there is independent liability. He hates that because it keeps the case in state court. Once he removed it anyways and the judge remanded his ass back to state court. He sends me the funniest letters.

It's funny because he hasn't tried a case in years, has his associates do all the depos, and I have settled every case with him so far for good value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843896)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Snowy Institution Headpube

What is a "Northern Illinois University School of Law" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844160)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: fluffy famous landscape painting

NIUSL, pronounced "nyew-suhl," I believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844680)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: honey-headed gas station stock car

I believe their graduates pioneered “court nails!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#36085990)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: Snowy Institution Headpube

one step away from the new school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#36086131)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: electric drunken hissy fit place of business

for the bros who don't know defense counsel is calling the inclusion of the manager "fraudulent joinder."

in my jurisdiction, we'd get hit with that, removed, and STAY in fed court.

The defense attys letter is rude as fuck. Exhibit A in this case if he doesn't simmer the fuck down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844185)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: crawly hospital

What is the standard. Naming the stores manager where the injury occurred does not seem like any kind of stretch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844296)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Appetizing native

SP is an idiot. In pretty much all jdx the standard is that the D has to prove before any discovery that there is no possible claim that could have been brought against individual D. Very difficult standard in this context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844340)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: Topaz corner hominid

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844424)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: electric drunken hissy fit place of business

Ok I'm just an idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about. Sure. Whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844429)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Topaz corner hominid

CRRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844439)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: electric drunken hissy fit place of business

Dipshit, I do this for a living.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844443)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Topaz corner hominid

Dipshit, I have clerked for federal COA and work biglaw. You're an idiot and you probably failed fed cts at UVA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844458)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: electric drunken hissy fit place of business

you assume too much.

and a paralegal at your office knows more about litigation than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844469)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: electric drunken hissy fit place of business

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3788470&mc=63&forum_id=2#34626252

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844484)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Topaz corner hominid

thanks for linking to the thread that proves i pwnd you so hard you went crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844587)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: electric drunken hissy fit place of business

My points were made.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844818)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Zippy sandwich

And you are poor. So there’s that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#36086029)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: electric drunken hissy fit place of business

you name them because it kills diversity jurisdiction which affords a basis for removal to federal court.

You have to have a good reason for naming them separately or you risk the court finding "fraudulent joinder". It's not 'fraudulent' in the usual sense of 'fraudulent'--it's just what the defense has come to be called under the law.

I'm not an idiot and fraudulent joinder is always a risk to plaintiff unless he has some very clear well-alleged separate basis for keeping the manager in the case. I imagine how courts view this probably varies from jurisdiction to jurisdiction but in venues where the fed court prizes so-called efficiency over everything else it is very much a risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844423)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Topaz corner hominid

counterpoint though, you are an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844434)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 1:03 PM
Author: Galvanic copper sanctuary

Why wouldn’t the manager be separately liable? If the store isn’t liable then the manager is liable. One of them fuckers is on the hook!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844777)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 1:04 PM
Author: Topaz corner hominid

SP is a retard with zero understanding of fedjur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844782)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 1:07 PM
Author: electric drunken hissy fit place of business

See below. Manager IS liable.

Welcome to fraudulent joinder land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844811)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: pea-brained office volcanic crater

I clerked for a Fed d. Ct. It’s a pretty hard standard for a defendant to establish fraudulent joinder. Like I was 50 of those motions when I clerked and they were all rejected. You’re asking the court to prejudge whether some guy has liability, which most courts don’t want to weigh in on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844878)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Topaz corner hominid

spaceporn is just a retard. ignore basically anything he says about litigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844932)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: electric drunken hissy fit place of business

not so sure about this. You can get pwned on it if you don't plead properly under Twombly pleading standard, assuming you've pled negligence very generally under state court standard.

Yes, technically, it Should be a hard standard for defendants in fed court, assuming the judge has an eye to following the rules.

But again, some judges, in some jurisdictions, will press counsel to articulate the basis for keeping the manager in, and will also apply the iqbal twombly standard to the pleadings associated with same, forcing you to articulate WHY manager should stay in the case. All in the interest of "streamlining." They don't fucking care about what they are SUPPOSED to do--they do what they can get away with.

EDIT: It also looks like the 9th circuit takes a rather generously plaintiff friendly view toward fraudulent joinder claims--you are not likely to find such plaintiff-friendly applications on other jurisdictions.

Please consider this--my point about the twombly standard applying to the sufficiency of the STATE COURT pleading to explain why manager should be kept in -- before you respond w SP is so stupid etc nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34845456)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: high-end big deer antler

Why would federal court want to be doing shit like slip and fall cases anyway?

Wouldn't you be glad that the plaintiff had sued in StaTTTe court and be happy to keep it there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34846173)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: fluffy famous landscape painting

Federal courts tend to be more receptive to dispositive motions, which generally favors defendants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34849457)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: Mauve comical cumskin lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843903)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: overrated milky legend

180. Please keep us updated if this guy becomes further unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843906)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

I have ton's of great letters. I'll post them up after I walk my dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843908)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: walnut home

who do you send on your behalf? contract attorneys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843914)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

Actually no. I've defended a bunch of the depos in my Macy's cases, but a lot of my friends associate me in on their slip and falls against this guy (because I've dealt with him a lot and a lot of PI attorneys suck at premises cases). In a lot of those they defend the depos and I do everything else.

Edit: Although I do use contract attorneys to defend depos on smaller cases sometimes. Someone from XOXO just covered a deposition for me on Monday lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843925)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Judgmental Shrine Giraffe

"and a lot of PI attorneys suck at premises cases"

DESCRIBE common fuck-ups you see PI attorneys do when they have a premises case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844363)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

Drop them when defense threatens MSJ lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844410)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Judgmental Shrine Giraffe

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34845377)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

Plaintiff's attorneys hate doing actual work for the most part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34845921)



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Date: June 6th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Claret Insecure Hell Toilet Seat

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#36194082)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: translucent prole

Wtf is he talking about re you or others doing the depo,??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843921)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843932)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: Opaque Cerebral Philosopher-king

Is he a big lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843923)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: translucent prole

Appears to be midlaw ID from the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843928)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: provocative therapy

It’s shitlaw ID masquerading as a boutique/smaller midlaw.

First years probably make around 70-75k with shit raises, top out around 120k because of the insurance shitrates they’re able to charge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#35920374)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: fluffy famous landscape painting

Other big, strong letterheads.

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3233079&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843924)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Dun vibrant stage

i thought you didnt have associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843935)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

I don't. Friends bring me in to co-counsel their premises cases because they are more difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843945)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: bespoke location

"Show up to your Depos like a man" sneered the rat faced man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843937)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: fluffy famous landscape painting

"I know you're in there!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843953)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: histrionic whorehouse azn

You sending a letter back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843969)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

"Hi, Jeff. Happy to be working with you again!"

Not a flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843975)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: Hairraiser jet-lagged site liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844073)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: idiotic contagious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844153)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: electric drunken hissy fit place of business

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844157)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: chest-beating aggressive church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844229)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Carmine zombie-like pocket flask parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844267)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: Judgmental Shrine Giraffe

unmitigated 180.

Be sure to include a smiling-face emoji



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844367)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant Pistol Pervert

Sup Jeff! Hope OC is treating you well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844382)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: laughsome organic girlfriend

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844892)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Iridescent haunted graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844949)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Claret Insecure Hell Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34845350)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Magical fuchsia gaping rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34845517)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: high-end big deer antler

180. That's exactly how to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34846186)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: massive ocher preventive strike box office

180000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#35921519)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: light supple school cafeteria half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#36086081)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: laughsome organic girlfriend

Youre 18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843971)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: pontificating mental disorder wrinkle

is he right? are you naming individuals to avoid federal court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843972)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: Dun vibrant stage

(jeff)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843980)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: maize piazza boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34846259)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rusted cruise ship trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#36085932)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: translucent prole

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843992)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: electric drunken hissy fit place of business

fed court isn't so bad on cases like that. Mandatory settlement conference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844164)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: Judgmental Shrine Giraffe

(Guy who enjoys dealing with Federal court bullshit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844372)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: histrionic whorehouse azn

"Outside of the practice of law, Mr. Lenkov has run with the bulls, jumped out of planes, raced cars and even appeared on Broadway."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843984)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

Here is another gem from 2014:

https://imgur.com/a/cyBxw

"I received your November 20, 2014 letter. You are starting off this relationship poorly because you lie. We discussed your motion to remand to State court and you advised me that you are naming a plaintiff just to get this case back into State court. I informed you that naming an employee merely to force a remand to State court is not proper. You laughed and then the rest of the conversation with you was pure nonsense."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34843997)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: histrionic whorehouse azn

Oh, he underlined that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844010)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844035)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: translucent prole

You lie boy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844039)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:50 AM
Author: Snowy Institution Headpube

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844111)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: electric drunken hissy fit place of business

What a dick to quote you off the record. That's a dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844201)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

He called me a clown during that call. I settled the case for 100K 3 months later and I made 40k in fees lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844210)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: Snowy Institution Headpube

Hope you returned the settlement agreement with a pair of large red shoes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844218)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: electric drunken hissy fit place of business

good for you. I hate that high handed stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844454)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Galvanic copper sanctuary

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844211)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Carmine zombie-like pocket flask parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844286)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: fluffy famous landscape painting

"I informed you that naming an employee merely to force a remand to State court is not proper."

Wait. Why is it improper?

If it's so improper, he'll win on an easy dispositive motion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844694)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: excitant feces

Wtf kind of letterhead is that. Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844009)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Dun vibrant stage

munger does the same thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844018)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: excitant feces

Do they update it daily when someone gets shitcanned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844034)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: vivacious gay ape national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34845304)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: high-end big deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34846192)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rusted cruise ship trust fund

A few midlife firms in New York still do this to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#36085946)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Arousing white generalized bond

Come

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818630&mc=35&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844016)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

I'll try and make it, but I have a bar mitzvah that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844027)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: ebony rebellious area

can i get an invite to that? unnnghhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844085)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

Here is one from another Macy's case:

https://imgur.com/a/LwTQY

"Please confirm what Ms. Johnson has to do with this case. I look forward to hearing from you" (Johnson was the store manager lol).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844189)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: histrionic whorehouse azn

He did not color inside the box with that signature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844220)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: Galvanic copper sanctuary

Do you have to respond to these?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844225)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

No, but I send really funny responses.

He asked for a demand on a Coco's case once. Here is what I wrote:

"Our demand is $125,000 and three pecan pies (because I need at least a whole one for my fees)."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844248)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: histrionic whorehouse azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844304)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Judgmental Shrine Giraffe

ESPECIALLY the pecan pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844386)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:56 PM
Author: Snowy Institution Headpube

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844701)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: Iridescent haunted graveyard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844965)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: vivacious gay ape national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34845311)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rusted cruise ship trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#36085920)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: crawly hospital

Lol 180. Ask that lazy ass boomer to cite some authority for his claim re naming manager for state court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844221)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

The first case I had with him in 2014 he tried to get it in federal court. The judge remanded it saying there is independent liability on a store manager. I've had about 15-20 cases with him since and he just bitches every time, but knows the federal court will keep it in state court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844242)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Arousing white generalized bond

I had a case with him within my first few months of practice. He started berating me about how crappy our case was (it was a premises liability case) and it really left a bad taste in my mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844277)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

I actually really like him. He makes litigation fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844280)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

Chandler,

Can you send me letters like this on the case I have that you are defending?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844284)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Arousing white generalized bond

If you don't send me back the dismissal I'll have to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844356)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

I'll send it back after I finish negotiating with your client. We are close but not there yet. Shouldn't you be billing hours instead of posting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844376)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Arousing white generalized bond

What makes you think I bill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844389)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Arousing white generalized bond

I also poast while on the phone which is half the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844795)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: pea-brained office volcanic crater

I just emailed Jeff and he says you’re a dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844264)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: excitant feces

I've defended a PI claim for some russian immigrant landlords that didn't have proper homeowners insurance to cover their tenants. One of the landlords was a real estate agent and listed the home through his brokerage and I got the P's lawyer to discontinue the claim against the brokerage and pay legal costs just with the threat of a MSJ because the shitlawyer had probably never seen a courtroom. You can actually accomplish a lot with shitlawyers just by making threats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844307)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Judgmental Shrine Giraffe

What threats have you seen that worked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844396)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: excitant feces

Mostly threats of various motions. Last thing a PI attorney wants to do is work on a contingency case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844438)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: Judgmental Shrine Giraffe

Really?

Then how the fuck do they make money?

THe majority of my cases are simple settlements; however, the BIG DOLLAR cases require at least a MSJ fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34845386)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 10:32 PM
Author: excitant feces

These aren't big cases. I don't do insurance defense regularly, just randomly every now and then I'll get a client that was sued for some PI claim and they aren't covered by insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34849190)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: Bateful Rehab

Here's a hilarious article about him

https://www.superlawyers.com/california-southern/article/dont-mess-with-the-bulldog/3bcd3719-08fe-4b1b-b25c-97524e145acf.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844321)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: fragrant unholy university

What's the deal with articles like this?

You can just pay to be a "super lawyer" or other similar ostensibly prestigious things right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844339)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: crawly hospital

No it is a rigorous selection process

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844351)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

They call me all the time to meet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844401)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: electric drunken hissy fit place of business

it's a very rigorous thing--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844518)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: translucent prole

Wtf, he is only 40? I wouldve guessed this guy had to be a boomer.

Edit...NM. Still not technically a boomer though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844350)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: pea-brained office volcanic crater

That article is a decade old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844354)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: excitant feces

Does he admit in this article to violating non-solicitation rules?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844465)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rusted cruise ship trust fund

Lenkov is so Type A, you wish there was a higher letter in the alphabet to define him.

What a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#36085954)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Spruce menage

"40 year-old...young attorney"

lmao did Bboooooom write this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#36085979)



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Date: June 6th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Well-lubricated crimson double fault set

He recalls one Saturday night when his wife was pregnant with their first daughter. She had a food craving, and he started to go out to get her a particular salad. He received a call from a client and spent the next three hours working on an important case, while his wife waited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#36194100)



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Date: June 6th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

When one client — someone he declines to name — was accused of sexual harassment, Lenkov relentlessly checked the background of the woman who made the claim. Lenkov found a former boyfriend of hers who said she had posed nude in magazines under a different name, which, if true, would have contradicted an important point of her claim. Lenkov had a library worth of pornographic magazines sent to his home. “My neighbors thought I was some sort of sexual deviant,” he says. “I went through each until I found her.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#36194172)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Frum lime psychic

Really surprised that a store manager can be liable. That seems crazy. Are they required to be reimbursed by the employer through the labor code? Like his liability and defense costs. Etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844394)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

The employer has to indemnify them, but they still have independent liability. So basically I can get a judgment against the employee and then they can go to their employer for indemnification.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844400)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: Judgmental Shrine Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844411)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Frum lime psychic

Ok ok. It seems like the same shit with sexual harassment cases. Will never use this knowledge but glad I know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844430)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: electric drunken hissy fit place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844440)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: Judgmental Shrine Giraffe

I got a case now where I named the Regional Manager because:

a - the sidewalk wasn't built in compliance with ADA

b - another store within his jurisdiction had a similar injury and he was sued for it just 2 years prior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844404)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: Frum lime psychic

Lol do you prosecute ADA cases? My friend tells me that it's usually a lawyer and disabled guy partnering up and finding non compliant parking lots through google maps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844452)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:56 PM
Author: Snowy Institution Headpube

more like "wheeling toward a small business"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844710)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: Cream stirring brunch party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34845283)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: Judgmental Shrine Giraffe

Fuck no I'm not doing an ADA case. That shit would put me in Fed court in a heartbeat.

I just used it as evidence that the Regional Manager fucked up in running the store because he allowed this out-of-compliance sidewalk to be added.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34845404)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: fluffy famous landscape painting

The law in most places is that a person is responsible for their own torts, regardless of whether an employer is also responsible for them or has a duty to indemnify.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844754)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 12:57 PM
Author: overrated milky legend

Ty for original content op. This is a great thread.

I have a steady in-house job with solid pay and predticable hours but sometimes threads like this make being a really lawyer look so much more interesting than my bs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844716)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 1:12 PM
Author: Canary Dog Poop Lay

As far as I'm concerned, if opposing counsel is mad at you, you're doing something right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844859)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: lascivious nudist meetinghouse gay wizard

What do you think he makes as a midlaw insurance defense partner? $250k all in? LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844879)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Avocado passionate coffee pot

Lenkov likely makes 7 figures. He brings in huge clients to his firm and generates significant income. Most ID partners though probably make 200-250K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844935)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Zippy sandwich

“Dear, faggot

Please eat a dick and tell your client to pay up. We both know you aren’t a real lawyer.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844886)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Zippy sandwich

I have no memory of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#36086089)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Deep tank

not a lawmo but im starting to appreciate cslg more and more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34844908)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: vivacious gay ape national security agency

OP you are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34845313)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: cyan racy field partner

I like how you remain calm in confrontational situations. I did lit for a year before going to transactional bc this stuff would deflate me. I'd be like why are we waiting time fighting procedural shit. Do you enjoy the conflict or just laugh it off like you do here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34845488)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: electric drunken hissy fit place of business

I don't know about Caliguru but some people find it helpful to keep in mind that every written correspondence could be exhibit A in a motion or brief and then go from there. Equanimity is usually best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34845505)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: high-end big deer antler

Being calm or even affable to rude opponents has two advantages:

- if your correspondence ends up before the judge then guess who looks like the reasonable rational party?

- it tends to enrage them even more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34846210)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: diverse mint locus

lol 180 ty for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34845522)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: high-end big deer antler

I could tell he was a blowhard tard immediately because he signs himself "Esq".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34846151)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: fluffy famous landscape painting

I've always figured it was just insensitivity to the finer points of usage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34849434)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: maize piazza boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34846321)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Elite Bisexual Nursing Home

180 thread. Dozens of slip n fall mfes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34850856)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 6:40 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle rusted cruise ship trust fund

You are 180. Can you file an ethics complaint against this douche?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#34850883)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#36085567)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: Violent depressive address

Are all you faggots talking about the law again? LJL

Seriously though... this is funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#36085975)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Zippy sandwich

Would someone please rate this guy on the Norwood scale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#36086102)



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Date: June 6th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Well-lubricated crimson double fault set

cslg will probably lap his net worth in a year or two -- if he hasn't already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&forum_id=2#36194109)