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Why is CSLG so impressed with himself? V100 partner makes 2x he does

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Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
Avg V100 partner his age makes way less
Motley lettuce university
  12/17/17
Lol way way off. Only rainmakers at v100 firms or partners a...
emerald vivacious pervert sanctuary
  12/17/17
Not true. Ask colt
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
https://abovethelaw.com/2014/07/the-haves-and-the-have-mores...
Curious hot chad
  12/17/17
23 to 1 is insane. This is all going to continue to stratify...
Razzmatazz Boltzmann Stage
  12/17/17
Tbf, some firms included the nonequity “partners” and it loo...
Curious hot chad
  12/17/17
I think you miss the point of me posting. I want to show peo...
ruby passionate principal's office
  12/17/17
Solo shitlaw is 180. Went solo 2 years ago and life has been...
free-loading background story fortuitous meteor
  12/17/17
LJL at wagecucks
slippery range masturbator
  12/17/17
fuck my ass. i just made partner at a v100 firm and will be ...
emerald vivacious pervert sanctuary
  12/17/17
getting that after grinding for 8 years is an SPS deal sorry
Tantric Elastic Band
  12/17/17
This is retarded flame that biglaw failures tell themselves ...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
cr. lmao at op
charismatic fat ankles twinkling uncleanness
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Chartreuse Irradiated Faggotry
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pale cerebral mother
  12/17/17
*barfs out 2 paragraphs at obvious flame thread*
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
You should disclose that youre Jewish. not being sntisemitic...
razzle-dazzle bipolar selfie codepig
  12/17/17
This is an underrated post
sapphire spectacular water buffalo
  12/17/17
Boss, you're one of the reasons I'm back on the bort. You'r...
Provocative philosopher-king station
  12/17/17
exactly
electric sable volcanic crater
  12/17/17
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Jet Fighting Newt
  12/17/17
180
180 Church
  12/17/17
Are u only 4 years out of law school????
hyperactive rigpig
  12/17/17
Seven. I worked first as a non-lawyer, then I worked for ano...
ruby passionate principal's office
  12/17/17
180 bro. If i move to la can i work for you
hyperactive rigpig
  12/17/17
I don't hire lawyers, but I'll refer you business and help y...
ruby passionate principal's office
  12/17/17
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awkward snowy trailer park factory reset button
  12/17/17
CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR youre a huge asset to the boart and...
lilac foreskin
  12/17/17
Killshot.
indigo national security agency private investor
  12/17/17
Lol holy fuck. Rare to see an op get gaped with EARNEST 180...
galvanic church building
  12/17/17
180
Vigorous Yellow Locus
  12/17/17
180000000
Aggressive market
  12/17/17
<3
slimy comical cumskin
  12/22/17
He's on here to build business. It's genius. Every post ...
Shaky Laser Beams
  12/17/17
it's both. he helps his xo bros, his xo bros help him.
Jet Fighting Newt
  12/17/17
he's a very synergistic guy. truly remarkable.
electric sable volcanic crater
  12/17/17
That's how it's done. Expand your network with exactly the ...
Provocative philosopher-king station
  12/17/17
*unzips*
slippery range masturbator
  12/17/17
CR. if there's one constant XO meme, it's bros helping bros...
turquoise massive area round eye
  12/17/17
Lol, never thought about it as his referral network. 180!
Demanding iridescent police squad toilet seat
  12/17/17
Lmfao
razzle-dazzle bipolar selfie codepig
  12/17/17
I have 100 times more respect for a shitlaw king who made it...
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Provocative philosopher-king station
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charismatic fat ankles twinkling uncleanness
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Demanding iridescent police squad toilet seat
  12/17/17
im a thervice non-equity "partner" b-b-but breakfa...
Tantric Elastic Band
  12/17/17
From your posts ITT it seems like you either got no biglaw o...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
Lmao at OP, a mewling wagecuck dork taking boomer cock in ev...
multi-colored lake heaven
  12/17/17
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Indecent Mauve Field
  12/17/17
Up for partner next year actually. Happy to be a wagecuck wh...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
There is nothing wrong with wagecucking. But I think owning...
Provocative philosopher-king station
  12/17/17
op is not doing that because he is flame and not a lawyer
emerald vivacious pervert sanctuary
  12/17/17
I was literally helping to teach some juniors how to ski at ...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
As long as ur giving back.
Provocative philosopher-king station
  12/17/17
Has OP poasted since this devastating self pwn?
soul-stirring confused legal warrant lay
  12/17/17
Lol at the delusional retards slurping CSLG ITT. I'll bump ...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
Ljl @ biglaw wagecucks
hyperactive rigpig
  12/17/17
I'll be LJL when I retire at 40 with several million ITB.
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
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hyperactive rigpig
  12/17/17
80 hours a week is flame. If you're charismatic and smart yo...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
Ok, bro You do you Fwiw, CSLG's life sounds much bette...
hyperactive rigpig
  12/17/17
He's also living in spic thunderdome. I'm in a tier 1 Europe...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
he lithped
Ebony Federal Ticket Booth
  12/17/17
cr you're alpha prole trumpturds just idolize CSLG becaus...
Gold Dog Poop Jap
  12/17/17
They worship him like a hero LOL. I guess a lot of them are ...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
xo is just a bunch of "too cool for school" white ...
Gold Dog Poop Jap
  12/17/17
biglaw is godawful and nobody wnats to do it it doesn't e...
hyperactive rigpig
  12/17/17
My group is collegial as hell. Very little turnover. Legacy ...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
Most biglaw partners are completely aspie
hyperactive rigpig
  12/17/17
Wrong
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
it was probably shitty for you because youre a 115 IQ grinde...
Gold Dog Poop Jap
  12/17/17
(no inheritancemo)
hyperactive rigpig
  12/17/17
rook its you & ur inheritance: http://calc.amsi.org.a...
Gold Dog Poop Jap
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Demanding iridescent police squad toilet seat
  12/17/17
Such a weird post. CSLG and his wife have a paid off and nic...
supple house-broken point rigor
  12/17/17
I will essentially set my own hours as a biglaw partner. I p...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
you just sound incredibly jealous of him biglaw is fuckin...
hyperactive rigpig
  12/17/17
Read above. I have solid hours and my group is fun as hell. ...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
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Gold Dog Poop Jap
  12/17/17
I rented out an entire laser tag facility for my xmas party ...
ruby passionate principal's office
  12/17/17
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hyperactive rigpig
  12/17/17
I'm posting from a firm wide retreat in the Italian alps. S...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
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Gold Dog Poop Jap
  12/17/17
This just killed the flame. No one believes that biglawmos a...
ruby passionate principal's office
  12/17/17
I'm happily married as well dude. Just saying that I am sur...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
Lol, we should grab a beer next time you're in LA. My throwa...
ruby passionate principal's office
  12/17/17
Will do brother. If you're ever in Vienna just bump this pos...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
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Gold Dog Poop Jap
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Stirring kitty cat internal respiration
  12/17/17
lol at this shit flame. op didn't even try.
charismatic fat ankles twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/17
Lmao xo has lost a half step
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
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charismatic fat ankles twinkling uncleanness
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Gold Dog Poop Jap
  12/17/17
haha wow holy shit
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
Link to explanation of CSLG s business model?
Plum Cocky Deer Antler Chapel
  12/17/17
Lol I'm in biglaw and even the partner who runs my group doe...
indigo national security agency private investor
  12/17/17
You are either in some shit service group or not biglaw. And...
marvelous rough-skinned shrine
  12/17/17
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Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
harsh but fair
indigo national security agency private investor
  12/17/17
I met him at this holiday party. He seems very social and s...
Stirring kitty cat internal respiration
  12/17/17
'Dat 1000 yard of-counsel stare' begs for a moniker
Provocative philosopher-king station
  12/17/17
Partner track here. I'll never be a counsel.
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
V100 partner here: CSLG makes more money than I do. He’s a...
marvelous rough-skinned shrine
  12/17/17
Sorry about your shit firm.
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
Meh, I’ll cry myself to sleep on my million dollar HHI
marvelous rough-skinned shrine
  12/17/17
Lmfao at this post
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
I’m sure you are
marvelous rough-skinned shrine
  12/17/17
You probably live in some high COL shit hole. I'm in a livea...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
Nothing you said is true. Sorry you are so MAF tho.
marvelous rough-skinned shrine
  12/17/17
Lol dude other xo posters can confirm this. Sorry you're jel...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
Other poasters can confirm that what you said about me is no...
marvelous rough-skinned shrine
  12/17/17
Who are these posters?
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
Just use search little bro
marvelous rough-skinned shrine
  12/17/17
Lol you're done here. Thanks for playing.
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
Sorry you are so mad. Let me guess, you were a pumo until re...
marvelous rough-skinned shrine
  12/17/17
Wrong again!
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
Gitmo was outted by doobs in the thread where he said he mad...
effete wagecucks hospital
  12/17/17
he's 6'3"
Gold Dog Poop Jap
  12/17/17
6’1.5”
marvelous rough-skinned shrine
  12/17/17
So you're shorter than me and will be making much less 1 yea...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
lol, nobody believes you.
marvelous rough-skinned shrine
  12/17/17
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effete wagecucks hospital
  12/17/17
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Gold Dog Poop Jap
  12/17/17
ljl, confident people don't make threads like this. You see...
Razzmatazz Boltzmann Stage
  12/17/17
I'm confident as hell, have a beautiful wife and was crushi...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
I bet you have a 9 inch dick too
marvelous rough-skinned shrine
  12/17/17
I'm Asian. Packing 6 inches actually and it has never been ...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
JFC, you’re dun here.
marvelous rough-skinned shrine
  12/17/17
?
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
I for one am shocked that OP of this thread is asian.
Dead Onyx Turdskin
  12/17/17
6'3" with a white European wife. You'd kill to swap liv...
Wonderful spot
  12/17/17
lol
Dead Onyx Turdskin
  12/17/17
lol
Ebony Federal Ticket Booth
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Gold Dog Poop Jap
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indigo national security agency private investor
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marvelous rough-skinned shrine
  12/17/17
No layperson knows or cares who the fuck a biglaw partner is...
Bronze exhilarant kitchen
  12/17/17
LOL that law hawk guy is awesome. holy fuck.
emerald vivacious pervert sanctuary
  12/17/17
I've been searching for a hero.
Provocative philosopher-king station
  12/17/17
Chandler and Kenny, we should do these type of commercials l...
ruby passionate principal's office
  12/17/17
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Duck-like deranged cruise ship
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*opens thread* *smells ducksauce* *closes thread*
effete wagecucks hospital
  12/17/17
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Dead Onyx Turdskin
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Wonderful spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940835)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: Motley lettuce university

Avg V100 partner his age makes way less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940846)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: emerald vivacious pervert sanctuary

Lol way way off. Only rainmakers at v100 firms or partners at firms in the v10 range make that kind of money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940880)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: Wonderful spot

Not true. Ask colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940881)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: Curious hot chad

https://abovethelaw.com/2014/07/the-haves-and-the-have-mores-partner-pay-spreads-at-leading-law-firms/

At Perkins Coie, the range from most compensated partner to the least was 23 to 1. At the other end of the spectrum, the range at Fitzpatrick, Cella, Harper & Scinto was 3 to 1. That’s what we learned in our latest survey of compensation spread, with 107 Am Law 200 firms responding. Payouts to equity and nonequity partners are included in the calculations. For Am Law 100 firms, the average range in compensation was 11.1 to 1; the median was 10.0 to 1. For Second Hundred firms, average was 9.6 to 1; the median was 9.5 to 1.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940910)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Boltzmann Stage

23 to 1 is insane. This is all going to continue to stratify in the coming years. Boomers would never contemplate taking a smaller piece of the pie.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940937)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: Curious hot chad

Tbf, some firms included the nonequity “partners” and it looks like some did not. So the data are not great but I agree fuck boomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941009)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:35 AM
Author: ruby passionate principal's office

I think you miss the point of me posting. I want to show people that you can be super successful without going the biglaw route. I work from home, spend tons of time with my son, have a great relationship with my wife and a relatively low stress life. That doesn't exist in biglaw. Plus, I've only been solo 4 years. So you would need to compare me to a 4th year big law associate. On top of that I should pull over 2 mil next year and each year is better/more clients. At this growth I'll be making 5 mil/year before I'm 40 and on my own terms.

Also, I post to help people. I've mentored like two dozen people on this site and people will tell you I help without asking for anythibg. I've sent samples to board members, had 2 hour phone calls, and referred cases. There are a ton of solo bros on this site whose lives are going in different directions now because of my posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941051)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: free-loading background story fortuitous meteor

Solo shitlaw is 180. Went solo 2 years ago and life has been 180 since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941062)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: slippery range masturbator

LJL at wagecucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941081)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: emerald vivacious pervert sanctuary

fuck my ass. i just made partner at a v100 firm and will be taking home the equivalent of someone making high 200s or 300s next year. not sure how high i will end up going if i remain a service partner - probably in the 400s.

not a bad outcome, but you pwn me hard and fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941095)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:49 PM
Author: Tantric Elastic Band

getting that after grinding for 8 years is an SPS deal sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944337)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

This is retarded flame that biglaw failures tell themselves so they can sleep at night. I work reasonable hours with a fun as hell group of colleagues. Fuck, several of them were at my wedding and I was go Karting with them all day yesterday. This hasn't been a grind at all. Sorry about your SPS work ethic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944401)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: charismatic fat ankles twinkling uncleanness

cr. lmao at op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941100)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse Irradiated Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944416)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: pale cerebral mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941101)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:48 AM
Author: Wonderful spot

*barfs out 2 paragraphs at obvious flame thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941105)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle bipolar selfie codepig

You should disclose that youre Jewish. not being sntisemitic at all but most of us goy don’t have the Jew drive, resilience and entrepreneurial skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941128)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:05 PM
Author: sapphire spectacular water buffalo

This is an underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942960)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: Provocative philosopher-king station

Boss, you're one of the reasons I'm back on the bort. You're giving a playbook for a life most lawyers want but are too faggot to try. Do you. I may reach out at end of 2018.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941223)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: electric sable volcanic crater

exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941240)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Jet Fighting Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941227)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: 180 Church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941256)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: hyperactive rigpig

Are u only 4 years out of law school????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941259)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: ruby passionate principal's office

Seven. I worked first as a non-lawyer, then I worked for another guy for a bit. Then I went solo. I taught myself PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941262)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: hyperactive rigpig

180 bro. If i move to la can i work for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941313)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:30 PM
Author: ruby passionate principal's office

I don't hire lawyers, but I'll refer you business and help you start a solo practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943859)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: awkward snowy trailer park factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941263)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: lilac foreskin

CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

youre a huge asset to the boart and a 180 dude



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941578)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: indigo national security agency private investor

Killshot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941654)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: galvanic church building

Lol holy fuck. Rare to see an op get gaped with EARNEST 180NESS around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941962)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Vigorous Yellow Locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942215)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: Aggressive market

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943083)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: slimy comical cumskin

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34988662)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Shaky Laser Beams

He's on here to build business. It's genius.

Every post he makes is basically him advertising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941116)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Jet Fighting Newt

it's both. he helps his xo bros, his xo bros help him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941229)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: electric sable volcanic crater

he's a very synergistic guy. truly remarkable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941242)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Provocative philosopher-king station

That's how it's done. Expand your network with exactly the kinda dood you want I your network. Someone willing to put their balls on the table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941266)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: slippery range masturbator

*unzips*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941762)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: turquoise massive area round eye

CR. if there's one constant XO meme, it's bros helping bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942009)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Demanding iridescent police squad toilet seat

Lol, never thought about it as his referral network. 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943116)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle bipolar selfie codepig

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941119)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: Racy stag film blood rage

I have 100 times more respect for a shitlaw king who made it through entrepreneurial cunning than some sniveling v100 partner dork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941249)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Provocative philosopher-king station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941261)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: charismatic fat ankles twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941316)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: purple doobsian gaming laptop indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941318)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: multi-colored lake heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941332)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: Big-titted goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942754)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Demanding iridescent police squad toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943121)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: Tantric Elastic Band

im a thervice non-equity "partner" b-b-but breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944330)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:00 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

From your posts ITT it seems like you either got no biglaw or got a raw deal. That's no excuse for lashing out at those that are succeeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944407)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: multi-colored lake heaven

Lmao at OP, a mewling wagecuck dork taking boomer cock in every orifice 80 hours per week hoaping for dat continental breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941307)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Indecent Mauve Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941347)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Wonderful spot

Up for partner next year actually. Happy to be a wagecuck when I'm pulling 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941387)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Provocative philosopher-king station

There is nothing wrong with wagecucking. But I think owning your own business using your skills is admirable and clsg is trying to pass that knowledge on to others. Mentoring should be applauded. Hopefully you are mentoring juniors at your firm as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941499)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: emerald vivacious pervert sanctuary

op is not doing that because he is flame and not a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942167)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

I was literally helping to teach some juniors how to ski at our retreat this weekend. I'm very interested in all aspects of being a good lawyer, and mentoring is a huge part of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942186)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Provocative philosopher-king station

As long as ur giving back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942211)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: soul-stirring confused legal warrant lay

Has OP poasted since this devastating self pwn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941335)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Wonderful spot

Lol at the delusional retards slurping CSLG ITT. I'll bump this thread with a pic of my first payslip l once I make breakfast next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941383)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: hyperactive rigpig

Ljl @ biglaw wagecucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941386)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: Wonderful spot

I'll be LJL when I retire at 40 with several million ITB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941391)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: hyperactive rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941411)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

80 hours a week is flame. If you're charismatic and smart you can get by with mid 50s. Only aspie grinders with no shot at partnership do 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941431)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: hyperactive rigpig

Ok, bro

You do you

Fwiw, CSLG's life sounds much better than yours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941437)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

He's also living in spic thunderdome. I'm in a tier 1 European city with very high QOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941442)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:12 PM
Author: Ebony Federal Ticket Booth

he lithped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944500)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: Gold Dog Poop Jap

cr you're alpha

prole trumpturds just idolize CSLG because they have no prestige ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941393)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Wonderful spot

They worship him like a hero LOL. I guess a lot of them are biglaw failures that somehow imagine they can run the same hustle. Spoiler: they can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941397)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: Gold Dog Poop Jap

xo is just a bunch of "too cool for school" white trash 40 IQ nazis now. they suck shitlaw's cock because they know dealing with large, prestigious institutional clients over really complex and interesting matters is way beyond their mental faculties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941409)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: hyperactive rigpig

biglaw is godawful and nobody wnats to do it

it doesn't even pay that well for the amount of shit you have to put up

worst time of my life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941417)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

My group is collegial as hell. Very little turnover. Legacy clients who I'm actually close friends with. Post deal drinks feel like going to bar with my college bros. Biglaw really isn't bad if you're non aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941426)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: hyperactive rigpig

Most biglaw partners are completely aspie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941433)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

Wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941438)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Gold Dog Poop Jap

it was probably shitty for you because youre a 115 IQ grinder gook who ended up marrying a ratface from your firm. well adjusted people with actual intelligence are just fine in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941511)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: hyperactive rigpig

(no inheritancemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941516)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Gold Dog Poop Jap

rook its you & ur inheritance:

http://calc.amsi.org.au/wp-content/uploads/sites/15/2016/02/shutterstock_113350987.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941530)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Demanding iridescent police squad toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943117)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: supple house-broken point rigor

Such a weird post. CSLG and his wife have a paid off and nice house in the San Fernando Valley, millions in other assets, set their own hours, and likely won’t have to work anymore after just a couple more years if they don’t want to. I’ve met like 2 BIGLAW partners in my life that had the discipline to stop working before 70 or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941404)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

I will essentially set my own hours as a biglaw partner. I plan to work from home 75% of the time. You don't need to be in the office as a tranny.

I will be retiring at 40-45 with 10 mil or more in the bank.

CSLGs hustle is fine but it's nothing special. I'll outpace him easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941413)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: hyperactive rigpig

you just sound incredibly jealous of him

biglaw is fucking terrible - i did it for a few years and wanted to kill myself on a daily basis

LEGIT KILL MYSELF

the money is absolute shit with the amount of crap you have to put up with

and the people who stay in it long term end up looking like shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941427)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

Read above. I have solid hours and my group is fun as hell. We just had a Xmas event go Karting. Was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941435)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Gold Dog Poop Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941685)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: ruby passionate principal's office

I rented out an entire laser tag facility for my xmas party and I catered BBQ. Had almost 100 doctors and clients whose lives I helped financially there. I invited all of XO to come too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941996)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: hyperactive rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941999)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

I'm posting from a firm wide retreat in the Italian alps. Surrounded by smart as fuck colleagues and beautiful, successful and classy European women. Enjoy your strip mall bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942003)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Gold Dog Poop Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942019)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: ruby passionate principal's office

This just killed the flame. No one believes that biglawmos are surrounded by beautiful, class, and successful women. The guys a know who slay pussy are shitlaw kings who have lots of charisma. Plus, even if it were true, I'm happy married and well traveled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942047)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

I'm happily married as well dude. Just saying that I am surrounded by smart, successful people and you are in a strip mall with xo posters. Says it all.

And European women are thin and look after themselves. Hours are less so age doesn't take its toll. This isn't Houston biglaw or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942076)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: ruby passionate principal's office

Lol, we should grab a beer next time you're in LA. My throwaway is calishitlawguru@gmail.com. E-mail me what city you are really in and I'll drop you a line if I'm ever there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942105)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

Will do brother. If you're ever in Vienna just bump this post. I'll show you a sick time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942119)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Gold Dog Poop Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942124)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Stirring kitty cat internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942032)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: charismatic fat ankles twinkling uncleanness

lol at this shit flame. op didn't even try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941456)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

Lmao xo has lost a half step

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941976)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: charismatic fat ankles twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941983)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Gold Dog Poop Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942038)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:28 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943851)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Plum Cocky Deer Antler Chapel

Link to explanation of CSLG s business model?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941638)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: indigo national security agency private investor

Lol I'm in biglaw and even the partner who runs my group doesn't make more than CSLG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941680)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned shrine

You are either in some shit service group or not biglaw. And I say this as a CSLG supporter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941843)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: Wonderful spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941883)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: indigo national security agency private investor

harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942139)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Stirring kitty cat internal respiration

I met him at this holiday party. He seems very social and sounds pretty happy.

No trace of dat 1000 yard of-counsel stare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941704)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:04 PM
Author: Provocative philosopher-king station

'Dat 1000 yard of-counsel stare' begs for a moniker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941802)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

Partner track here. I'll never be a counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941885)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned shrine

V100 partner here: CSLG makes more money than I do. He’s also a great dude. Fuck you for making this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941832)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

Sorry about your shit firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941891)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned shrine

Meh, I’ll cry myself to sleep on my million dollar HHI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941920)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

Lmfao at this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941989)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned shrine

I’m sure you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942042)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

You probably live in some high COL shit hole. I'm in a liveable European city and will cop partnership next year. Won't have to piss away 50k a year on private school like you. How MAF does this make you? Your HHI is a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942058)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned shrine

Nothing you said is true. Sorry you are so MAF tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942067)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

Lol dude other xo posters can confirm this. Sorry you're jelly as fuck with your head in the sand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942122)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned shrine

Other poasters can confirm that what you said about me is not true. IDGAF about you, lil mentally ill brehlet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942136)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

Who are these posters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942145)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned shrine

Just use search little bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942153)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

Lol you're done here. Thanks for playing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942174)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned shrine

Sorry you are so mad. Let me guess, you were a pumo until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942205)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

Wrong again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942223)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: effete wagecucks hospital

Gitmo was outted by doobs in the thread where he said he made partner. Who are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942385)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Gold Dog Poop Jap

he's 6'3"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942151)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned shrine

6’1.5”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942198)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

So you're shorter than me and will be making much less 1 year from now. You night want to pull an Irish exit from this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942204)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned shrine

lol, nobody believes you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942208)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: effete wagecucks hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942380)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Gold Dog Poop Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942236)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Boltzmann Stage

ljl, confident people don't make threads like this. You seem like an insecure loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942149)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

I'm confident as hell, have a beautiful wife and was crushing it off piste today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942172)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned shrine

I bet you have a 9 inch dick too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942201)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

I'm Asian. Packing 6 inches actually and it has never been a problem for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942213)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned shrine

JFC, you’re dun here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942219)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942230)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Dead Onyx Turdskin

I for one am shocked that OP of this thread is asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942226)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:38 PM
Author: Wonderful spot

6'3" with a white European wife. You'd kill to swap lives with me faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944268)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: Dead Onyx Turdskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944494)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:16 PM
Author: Ebony Federal Ticket Booth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944523)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Gold Dog Poop Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942307)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: indigo national security agency private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942191)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942210)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: Bronze exhilarant kitchen

No layperson knows or cares who the fuck a biglaw partner is. I still, 20+ years later, remember the phone number for shitlawyer Ron Bell (likely the inspiration for Saul). Ohco-Nueve-Ocho-BELL!

That Texas law hawk bro has more street and pussy cred than a biglawyer. People eat this shit up and love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmZiqwRnwtM

Would totally volunteer to be in any of CSLG's commercials one day.

Also, Texas law hawk is persnickity about props and kills time trolling amazon for rubber fish while "partners" enjoy being bottom of those 11:1 payout ratios.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPJo42MUQqY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941906)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: emerald vivacious pervert sanctuary

LOL that law hawk guy is awesome. holy fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941936)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: Provocative philosopher-king station

I've been searching for a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942093)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: ruby passionate principal's office

Chandler and Kenny, we should do these type of commercials lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942113)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: Duck-like deranged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943922)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: effete wagecucks hospital

*opens thread*

*smells ducksauce*

*closes thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942310)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: Dead Onyx Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944496)