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Why is CSLG so impressed with himself? V100 partner makes 2x he does

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Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
Avg V100 partner his age makes way less
Walnut razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting boiling water
  12/17/17
Lol way way off. Only rainmakers at v100 firms or partners a...
fear-inspiring obsidian orchestra pit
  12/17/17
Not true. Ask colt
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
https://abovethelaw.com/2014/07/the-haves-and-the-have-mores...
geriatric twinkling principal's office
  12/17/17
23 to 1 is insane. This is all going to continue to stratify...
Stimulating Cordovan Mexican
  12/17/17
Tbf, some firms included the nonequity “partners” and it loo...
geriatric twinkling principal's office
  12/17/17
I think you miss the point of me posting. I want to show peo...
Outnumbered razzmatazz indian lodge degenerate
  12/17/17
Solo shitlaw is 180. Went solo 2 years ago and life has been...
irradiated poppy state
  12/17/17
LJL at wagecucks
Supple shimmering temple faggot firefighter
  12/17/17
fuck my ass. i just made partner at a v100 firm and will be ...
fear-inspiring obsidian orchestra pit
  12/17/17
getting that after grinding for 8 years is an SPS deal sorry
Marvelous chapel
  12/17/17
This is retarded flame that biglaw failures tell themselves ...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
cr. lmao at op
beady-eyed alpha corn cake
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coral angry useless brakes
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Mentally impaired cyan parlour coldplay fan
  12/17/17
*barfs out 2 paragraphs at obvious flame thread*
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
You should disclose that youre Jewish. not being sntisemitic...
Trip arrogant national security agency theatre
  12/17/17
This is an underrated post
Wine tank
  12/17/17
Boss, you're one of the reasons I'm back on the bort. You'r...
iridescent area
  12/17/17
exactly
vivacious associate parlor
  12/17/17
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dashing unholy crackhouse new version
  12/17/17
180
gold disturbing theater stage goal in life
  12/17/17
Are u only 4 years out of law school????
comical electric furnace garrison
  12/17/17
Seven. I worked first as a non-lawyer, then I worked for ano...
Outnumbered razzmatazz indian lodge degenerate
  12/17/17
180 bro. If i move to la can i work for you
comical electric furnace garrison
  12/17/17
I don't hire lawyers, but I'll refer you business and help y...
Outnumbered razzmatazz indian lodge degenerate
  12/17/17
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lilac provocative toilet seat
  12/17/17
CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR youre a huge asset to the boart and...
rambunctious excitant friendly grandma mediation
  12/17/17
Killshot.
talented shaky lettuce boltzmann
  12/17/17
Lol holy fuck. Rare to see an op get gaped with EARNEST 180...
stirring sapphire school cafeteria
  12/17/17
180
Clear adventurous hall weed whacker
  12/17/17
180000000
histrionic meetinghouse mad cow disease
  12/17/17
<3
insanely creepy boistinker
  12/22/17
He's on here to build business. It's genius. Every post ...
adulterous vigorous church
  12/17/17
it's both. he helps his xo bros, his xo bros help him.
dashing unholy crackhouse new version
  12/17/17
he's a very synergistic guy. truly remarkable.
vivacious associate parlor
  12/17/17
That's how it's done. Expand your network with exactly the ...
iridescent area
  12/17/17
*unzips*
Supple shimmering temple faggot firefighter
  12/17/17
CR. if there's one constant XO meme, it's bros helping bros...
multi-colored location ape
  12/17/17
Lol, never thought about it as his referral network. 180!
Insane Contagious Field Legal Warrant
  12/17/17
Lmfao
Trip arrogant national security agency theatre
  12/17/17
I have 100 times more respect for a shitlaw king who made it...
balding greedy really tough guy abode
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iridescent area
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Insane Contagious Field Legal Warrant
  12/17/17
im a thervice non-equity "partner" b-b-but breakfa...
Marvelous chapel
  12/17/17
From your posts ITT it seems like you either got no biglaw o...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
Lmao at OP, a mewling wagecuck dork taking boomer cock in ev...
Turquoise Federal Bawdyhouse Son Of Senegal
  12/17/17
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Bateful Godawful Round Eye Locus
  12/17/17
Up for partner next year actually. Happy to be a wagecuck wh...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
There is nothing wrong with wagecucking. But I think owning...
iridescent area
  12/17/17
op is not doing that because he is flame and not a lawyer
fear-inspiring obsidian orchestra pit
  12/17/17
I was literally helping to teach some juniors how to ski at ...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
As long as ur giving back.
iridescent area
  12/17/17
Has OP poasted since this devastating self pwn?
Odious shrine windowlicker
  12/17/17
Lol at the delusional retards slurping CSLG ITT. I'll bump ...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
Ljl @ biglaw wagecucks
comical electric furnace garrison
  12/17/17
I'll be LJL when I retire at 40 with several million ITB.
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
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comical electric furnace garrison
  12/17/17
80 hours a week is flame. If you're charismatic and smart yo...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
Ok, bro You do you Fwiw, CSLG's life sounds much bette...
comical electric furnace garrison
  12/17/17
He's also living in spic thunderdome. I'm in a tier 1 Europe...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
he lithped
magenta slimy knife
  12/17/17
cr you're alpha prole trumpturds just idolize CSLG becaus...
Fragrant Ticket Booth
  12/17/17
They worship him like a hero LOL. I guess a lot of them are ...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
xo is just a bunch of "too cool for school" white ...
Fragrant Ticket Booth
  12/17/17
biglaw is godawful and nobody wnats to do it it doesn't e...
comical electric furnace garrison
  12/17/17
My group is collegial as hell. Very little turnover. Legacy ...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
Most biglaw partners are completely aspie
comical electric furnace garrison
  12/17/17
Wrong
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
it was probably shitty for you because youre a 115 IQ grinde...
Fragrant Ticket Booth
  12/17/17
(no inheritancemo)
comical electric furnace garrison
  12/17/17
rook its you & ur inheritance: http://calc.amsi.org.a...
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Insane Contagious Field Legal Warrant
  12/17/17
Such a weird post. CSLG and his wife have a paid off and nic...
Big-titted Big House
  12/17/17
I will essentially set my own hours as a biglaw partner. I p...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
you just sound incredibly jealous of him biglaw is fuckin...
comical electric furnace garrison
  12/17/17
Read above. I have solid hours and my group is fun as hell. ...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
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Fragrant Ticket Booth
  12/17/17
I rented out an entire laser tag facility for my xmas party ...
Outnumbered razzmatazz indian lodge degenerate
  12/17/17
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comical electric furnace garrison
  12/17/17
I'm posting from a firm wide retreat in the Italian alps. S...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
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Fragrant Ticket Booth
  12/17/17
This just killed the flame. No one believes that biglawmos a...
Outnumbered razzmatazz indian lodge degenerate
  12/17/17
I'm happily married as well dude. Just saying that I am sur...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
Lol, we should grab a beer next time you're in LA. My throwa...
Outnumbered razzmatazz indian lodge degenerate
  12/17/17
Will do brother. If you're ever in Vienna just bump this pos...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
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Fragrant Ticket Booth
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Mint Filthpig Roast Beef
  12/17/17
lol at this shit flame. op didn't even try.
beady-eyed alpha corn cake
  12/17/17
Lmao xo has lost a half step
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
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beady-eyed alpha corn cake
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Fragrant Ticket Booth
  12/17/17
haha wow holy shit
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
Link to explanation of CSLG s business model?
carnelian cerebral cruise ship reading party
  12/17/17
Lol I'm in biglaw and even the partner who runs my group doe...
talented shaky lettuce boltzmann
  12/17/17
You are either in some shit service group or not biglaw. And...
bright spectacular wagecucks
  12/17/17
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Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
harsh but fair
talented shaky lettuce boltzmann
  12/17/17
I met him at this holiday party. He seems very social and s...
Mint Filthpig Roast Beef
  12/17/17
'Dat 1000 yard of-counsel stare' begs for a moniker
iridescent area
  12/17/17
Partner track here. I'll never be a counsel.
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
V100 partner here: CSLG makes more money than I do. He’s a...
bright spectacular wagecucks
  12/17/17
Sorry about your shit firm.
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
Meh, I’ll cry myself to sleep on my million dollar HHI
bright spectacular wagecucks
  12/17/17
Lmfao at this post
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
I’m sure you are
bright spectacular wagecucks
  12/17/17
You probably live in some high COL shit hole. I'm in a livea...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
Nothing you said is true. Sorry you are so MAF tho.
bright spectacular wagecucks
  12/17/17
Lol dude other xo posters can confirm this. Sorry you're jel...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
Other poasters can confirm that what you said about me is no...
bright spectacular wagecucks
  12/17/17
Who are these posters?
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
Just use search little bro
bright spectacular wagecucks
  12/17/17
Lol you're done here. Thanks for playing.
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
Sorry you are so mad. Let me guess, you were a pumo until re...
bright spectacular wagecucks
  12/17/17
Wrong again!
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
Gitmo was outted by doobs in the thread where he said he mad...
zippy fuchsia school
  12/17/17
he's 6'3"
Fragrant Ticket Booth
  12/17/17
6’1.5”
bright spectacular wagecucks
  12/17/17
So you're shorter than me and will be making much less 1 yea...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
lol, nobody believes you.
bright spectacular wagecucks
  12/17/17
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zippy fuchsia school
  12/17/17
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Fragrant Ticket Booth
  12/17/17
ljl, confident people don't make threads like this. You see...
Stimulating Cordovan Mexican
  12/17/17
I'm confident as hell, have a beautiful wife and was crushi...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
I bet you have a 9 inch dick too
bright spectacular wagecucks
  12/17/17
I'm Asian. Packing 6 inches actually and it has never been ...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
JFC, you’re dun here.
bright spectacular wagecucks
  12/17/17
?
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
I for one am shocked that OP of this thread is asian.
orange generalized bond rehab
  12/17/17
6'3" with a white European wife. You'd kill to swap liv...
Crusty liquid oxygen market
  12/17/17
lol
orange generalized bond rehab
  12/17/17
lol
magenta slimy knife
  12/17/17
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Fragrant Ticket Booth
  12/17/17
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talented shaky lettuce boltzmann
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bright spectacular wagecucks
  12/17/17
No layperson knows or cares who the fuck a biglaw partner is...
razzle shivering casino
  12/17/17
LOL that law hawk guy is awesome. holy fuck.
fear-inspiring obsidian orchestra pit
  12/17/17
I've been searching for a hero.
iridescent area
  12/17/17
Chandler and Kenny, we should do these type of commercials l...
Outnumbered razzmatazz indian lodge degenerate
  12/17/17
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canary tanning salon police squad
  12/17/17
*opens thread* *smells ducksauce* *closes thread*
zippy fuchsia school
  12/17/17
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orange generalized bond rehab
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940835)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: Walnut razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting boiling water

Avg V100 partner his age makes way less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940846)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: fear-inspiring obsidian orchestra pit

Lol way way off. Only rainmakers at v100 firms or partners at firms in the v10 range make that kind of money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940880)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

Not true. Ask colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940881)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: geriatric twinkling principal's office

https://abovethelaw.com/2014/07/the-haves-and-the-have-mores-partner-pay-spreads-at-leading-law-firms/

At Perkins Coie, the range from most compensated partner to the least was 23 to 1. At the other end of the spectrum, the range at Fitzpatrick, Cella, Harper & Scinto was 3 to 1. That’s what we learned in our latest survey of compensation spread, with 107 Am Law 200 firms responding. Payouts to equity and nonequity partners are included in the calculations. For Am Law 100 firms, the average range in compensation was 11.1 to 1; the median was 10.0 to 1. For Second Hundred firms, average was 9.6 to 1; the median was 9.5 to 1.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940910)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: Stimulating Cordovan Mexican

23 to 1 is insane. This is all going to continue to stratify in the coming years. Boomers would never contemplate taking a smaller piece of the pie.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940937)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: geriatric twinkling principal's office

Tbf, some firms included the nonequity “partners” and it looks like some did not. So the data are not great but I agree fuck boomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941009)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:35 AM
Author: Outnumbered razzmatazz indian lodge degenerate

I think you miss the point of me posting. I want to show people that you can be super successful without going the biglaw route. I work from home, spend tons of time with my son, have a great relationship with my wife and a relatively low stress life. That doesn't exist in biglaw. Plus, I've only been solo 4 years. So you would need to compare me to a 4th year big law associate. On top of that I should pull over 2 mil next year and each year is better/more clients. At this growth I'll be making 5 mil/year before I'm 40 and on my own terms.

Also, I post to help people. I've mentored like two dozen people on this site and people will tell you I help without asking for anythibg. I've sent samples to board members, had 2 hour phone calls, and referred cases. There are a ton of solo bros on this site whose lives are going in different directions now because of my posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941051)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: irradiated poppy state

Solo shitlaw is 180. Went solo 2 years ago and life has been 180 since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941062)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Supple shimmering temple faggot firefighter

LJL at wagecucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941081)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: fear-inspiring obsidian orchestra pit

fuck my ass. i just made partner at a v100 firm and will be taking home the equivalent of someone making high 200s or 300s next year. not sure how high i will end up going if i remain a service partner - probably in the 400s.

not a bad outcome, but you pwn me hard and fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941095)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:49 PM
Author: Marvelous chapel

getting that after grinding for 8 years is an SPS deal sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944337)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

This is retarded flame that biglaw failures tell themselves so they can sleep at night. I work reasonable hours with a fun as hell group of colleagues. Fuck, several of them were at my wedding and I was go Karting with them all day yesterday. This hasn't been a grind at all. Sorry about your SPS work ethic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944401)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed alpha corn cake

cr. lmao at op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941100)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:02 PM
Author: coral angry useless brakes



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Mentally impaired cyan parlour coldplay fan



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:48 AM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

*barfs out 2 paragraphs at obvious flame thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941105)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Trip arrogant national security agency theatre

You should disclose that youre Jewish. not being sntisemitic at all but most of us goy don’t have the Jew drive, resilience and entrepreneurial skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941128)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:05 PM
Author: Wine tank

This is an underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942960)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: iridescent area

Boss, you're one of the reasons I'm back on the bort. You're giving a playbook for a life most lawyers want but are too faggot to try. Do you. I may reach out at end of 2018.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941223)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: vivacious associate parlor

exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941240)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: dashing unholy crackhouse new version



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: gold disturbing theater stage goal in life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941256)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: comical electric furnace garrison

Are u only 4 years out of law school????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941259)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Outnumbered razzmatazz indian lodge degenerate

Seven. I worked first as a non-lawyer, then I worked for another guy for a bit. Then I went solo. I taught myself PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941262)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: comical electric furnace garrison

180 bro. If i move to la can i work for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941313)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:30 PM
Author: Outnumbered razzmatazz indian lodge degenerate

I don't hire lawyers, but I'll refer you business and help you start a solo practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943859)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: lilac provocative toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941263)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: rambunctious excitant friendly grandma mediation

CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

youre a huge asset to the boart and a 180 dude



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941578)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: talented shaky lettuce boltzmann

Killshot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941654)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: stirring sapphire school cafeteria

Lol holy fuck. Rare to see an op get gaped with EARNEST 180NESS around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941962)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Clear adventurous hall weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942215)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse mad cow disease

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943083)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy boistinker

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34988662)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: adulterous vigorous church

He's on here to build business. It's genius.

Every post he makes is basically him advertising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941116)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: dashing unholy crackhouse new version

it's both. he helps his xo bros, his xo bros help him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941229)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: vivacious associate parlor

he's a very synergistic guy. truly remarkable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941242)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: iridescent area

That's how it's done. Expand your network with exactly the kinda dood you want I your network. Someone willing to put their balls on the table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941266)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Supple shimmering temple faggot firefighter

*unzips*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941762)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: multi-colored location ape

CR. if there's one constant XO meme, it's bros helping bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942009)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Insane Contagious Field Legal Warrant

Lol, never thought about it as his referral network. 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943116)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: Trip arrogant national security agency theatre

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941119)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: balding greedy really tough guy abode

I have 100 times more respect for a shitlaw king who made it through entrepreneurial cunning than some sniveling v100 partner dork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941249)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: iridescent area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941261)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed alpha corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941316)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: appetizing lavender mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941318)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Turquoise Federal Bawdyhouse Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941332)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: sable flatulent giraffe space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942754)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Insane Contagious Field Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943121)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: Marvelous chapel

im a thervice non-equity "partner" b-b-but breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944330)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:00 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

From your posts ITT it seems like you either got no biglaw or got a raw deal. That's no excuse for lashing out at those that are succeeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944407)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: Turquoise Federal Bawdyhouse Son Of Senegal

Lmao at OP, a mewling wagecuck dork taking boomer cock in every orifice 80 hours per week hoaping for dat continental breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941307)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Bateful Godawful Round Eye Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941347)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

Up for partner next year actually. Happy to be a wagecuck when I'm pulling 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941387)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: iridescent area

There is nothing wrong with wagecucking. But I think owning your own business using your skills is admirable and clsg is trying to pass that knowledge on to others. Mentoring should be applauded. Hopefully you are mentoring juniors at your firm as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941499)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: fear-inspiring obsidian orchestra pit

op is not doing that because he is flame and not a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942167)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

I was literally helping to teach some juniors how to ski at our retreat this weekend. I'm very interested in all aspects of being a good lawyer, and mentoring is a huge part of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942186)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: iridescent area

As long as ur giving back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942211)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Odious shrine windowlicker

Has OP poasted since this devastating self pwn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941335)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

Lol at the delusional retards slurping CSLG ITT. I'll bump this thread with a pic of my first payslip l once I make breakfast next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941383)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: comical electric furnace garrison

Ljl @ biglaw wagecucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941386)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

I'll be LJL when I retire at 40 with several million ITB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941391)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: comical electric furnace garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941411)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

80 hours a week is flame. If you're charismatic and smart you can get by with mid 50s. Only aspie grinders with no shot at partnership do 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941431)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: comical electric furnace garrison

Ok, bro

You do you

Fwiw, CSLG's life sounds much better than yours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941437)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

He's also living in spic thunderdome. I'm in a tier 1 European city with very high QOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941442)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:12 PM
Author: magenta slimy knife

he lithped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944500)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: Fragrant Ticket Booth

cr you're alpha

prole trumpturds just idolize CSLG because they have no prestige ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941393)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

They worship him like a hero LOL. I guess a lot of them are biglaw failures that somehow imagine they can run the same hustle. Spoiler: they can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941397)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: Fragrant Ticket Booth

xo is just a bunch of "too cool for school" white trash 40 IQ nazis now. they suck shitlaw's cock because they know dealing with large, prestigious institutional clients over really complex and interesting matters is way beyond their mental faculties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941409)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: comical electric furnace garrison

biglaw is godawful and nobody wnats to do it

it doesn't even pay that well for the amount of shit you have to put up

worst time of my life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941417)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

My group is collegial as hell. Very little turnover. Legacy clients who I'm actually close friends with. Post deal drinks feel like going to bar with my college bros. Biglaw really isn't bad if you're non aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941426)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: comical electric furnace garrison

Most biglaw partners are completely aspie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941433)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

Wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941438)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Fragrant Ticket Booth

it was probably shitty for you because youre a 115 IQ grinder gook who ended up marrying a ratface from your firm. well adjusted people with actual intelligence are just fine in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941511)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: comical electric furnace garrison

(no inheritancemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941516)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Fragrant Ticket Booth

rook its you & ur inheritance:

http://calc.amsi.org.au/wp-content/uploads/sites/15/2016/02/shutterstock_113350987.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941530)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Insane Contagious Field Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943117)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: Big-titted Big House

Such a weird post. CSLG and his wife have a paid off and nice house in the San Fernando Valley, millions in other assets, set their own hours, and likely won’t have to work anymore after just a couple more years if they don’t want to. I’ve met like 2 BIGLAW partners in my life that had the discipline to stop working before 70 or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941404)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

I will essentially set my own hours as a biglaw partner. I plan to work from home 75% of the time. You don't need to be in the office as a tranny.

I will be retiring at 40-45 with 10 mil or more in the bank.

CSLGs hustle is fine but it's nothing special. I'll outpace him easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941413)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: comical electric furnace garrison

you just sound incredibly jealous of him

biglaw is fucking terrible - i did it for a few years and wanted to kill myself on a daily basis

LEGIT KILL MYSELF

the money is absolute shit with the amount of crap you have to put up with

and the people who stay in it long term end up looking like shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941427)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

Read above. I have solid hours and my group is fun as hell. We just had a Xmas event go Karting. Was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941435)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941685)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Outnumbered razzmatazz indian lodge degenerate

I rented out an entire laser tag facility for my xmas party and I catered BBQ. Had almost 100 doctors and clients whose lives I helped financially there. I invited all of XO to come too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941996)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: comical electric furnace garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941999)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

I'm posting from a firm wide retreat in the Italian alps. Surrounded by smart as fuck colleagues and beautiful, successful and classy European women. Enjoy your strip mall bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942003)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Fragrant Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942019)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered razzmatazz indian lodge degenerate

This just killed the flame. No one believes that biglawmos are surrounded by beautiful, class, and successful women. The guys a know who slay pussy are shitlaw kings who have lots of charisma. Plus, even if it were true, I'm happy married and well traveled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942047)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

I'm happily married as well dude. Just saying that I am surrounded by smart, successful people and you are in a strip mall with xo posters. Says it all.

And European women are thin and look after themselves. Hours are less so age doesn't take its toll. This isn't Houston biglaw or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942076)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: Outnumbered razzmatazz indian lodge degenerate

Lol, we should grab a beer next time you're in LA. My throwaway is calishitlawguru@gmail.com. E-mail me what city you are really in and I'll drop you a line if I'm ever there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942105)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

Will do brother. If you're ever in Vienna just bump this post. I'll show you a sick time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942119)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942124)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Mint Filthpig Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942032)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed alpha corn cake

lol at this shit flame. op didn't even try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941456)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

Lmao xo has lost a half step

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941976)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed alpha corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941983)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Fragrant Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942038)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:28 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943851)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: carnelian cerebral cruise ship reading party

Link to explanation of CSLG s business model?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941638)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: talented shaky lettuce boltzmann

Lol I'm in biglaw and even the partner who runs my group doesn't make more than CSLG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941680)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: bright spectacular wagecucks

You are either in some shit service group or not biglaw. And I say this as a CSLG supporter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941843)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941883)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: talented shaky lettuce boltzmann

harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942139)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Mint Filthpig Roast Beef

I met him at this holiday party. He seems very social and sounds pretty happy.

No trace of dat 1000 yard of-counsel stare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941704)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:04 PM
Author: iridescent area

'Dat 1000 yard of-counsel stare' begs for a moniker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941802)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

Partner track here. I'll never be a counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941885)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: bright spectacular wagecucks

V100 partner here: CSLG makes more money than I do. He’s also a great dude. Fuck you for making this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941832)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

Sorry about your shit firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941891)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: bright spectacular wagecucks

Meh, I’ll cry myself to sleep on my million dollar HHI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941920)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

Lmfao at this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941989)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: bright spectacular wagecucks

I’m sure you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942042)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

You probably live in some high COL shit hole. I'm in a liveable European city and will cop partnership next year. Won't have to piss away 50k a year on private school like you. How MAF does this make you? Your HHI is a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942058)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: bright spectacular wagecucks

Nothing you said is true. Sorry you are so MAF tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942067)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

Lol dude other xo posters can confirm this. Sorry you're jelly as fuck with your head in the sand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942122)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: bright spectacular wagecucks

Other poasters can confirm that what you said about me is not true. IDGAF about you, lil mentally ill brehlet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942136)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

Who are these posters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942145)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: bright spectacular wagecucks

Just use search little bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942153)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

Lol you're done here. Thanks for playing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942174)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: bright spectacular wagecucks

Sorry you are so mad. Let me guess, you were a pumo until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942205)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

Wrong again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942223)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: zippy fuchsia school

Gitmo was outted by doobs in the thread where he said he made partner. Who are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942385)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Fragrant Ticket Booth

he's 6'3"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942151)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: bright spectacular wagecucks

6’1.5”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942198)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

So you're shorter than me and will be making much less 1 year from now. You night want to pull an Irish exit from this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942204)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: bright spectacular wagecucks

lol, nobody believes you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942208)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: zippy fuchsia school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942380)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Fragrant Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942236)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Stimulating Cordovan Mexican

ljl, confident people don't make threads like this. You seem like an insecure loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942149)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

I'm confident as hell, have a beautiful wife and was crushing it off piste today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942172)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: bright spectacular wagecucks

I bet you have a 9 inch dick too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942201)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

I'm Asian. Packing 6 inches actually and it has never been a problem for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942213)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: bright spectacular wagecucks

JFC, you’re dun here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942219)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942230)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: orange generalized bond rehab

I for one am shocked that OP of this thread is asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942226)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:38 PM
Author: Crusty liquid oxygen market

6'3" with a white European wife. You'd kill to swap lives with me faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944268)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: orange generalized bond rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944494)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:16 PM
Author: magenta slimy knife

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944523)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Fragrant Ticket Booth



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: talented shaky lettuce boltzmann



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: bright spectacular wagecucks



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: razzle shivering casino

No layperson knows or cares who the fuck a biglaw partner is. I still, 20+ years later, remember the phone number for shitlawyer Ron Bell (likely the inspiration for Saul). Ohco-Nueve-Ocho-BELL!

That Texas law hawk bro has more street and pussy cred than a biglawyer. People eat this shit up and love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmZiqwRnwtM

Would totally volunteer to be in any of CSLG's commercials one day.

Also, Texas law hawk is persnickity about props and kills time trolling amazon for rubber fish while "partners" enjoy being bottom of those 11:1 payout ratios.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPJo42MUQqY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941906)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring obsidian orchestra pit

LOL that law hawk guy is awesome. holy fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941936)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: iridescent area

I've been searching for a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942093)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Outnumbered razzmatazz indian lodge degenerate

Chandler and Kenny, we should do these type of commercials lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942113)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: canary tanning salon police squad



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: zippy fuchsia school

*opens thread*

*smells ducksauce*

*closes thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942310)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: orange generalized bond rehab



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