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Why is CSLG so impressed with himself? V100 partner makes 2x he does

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Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
Avg V100 partner his age makes way less
bipolar gunner
  12/17/17
Lol way way off. Only rainmakers at v100 firms or partners a...
Fishy hilarious brethren organic girlfriend
  12/17/17
Not true. Ask colt
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
https://abovethelaw.com/2014/07/the-haves-and-the-have-mores...
Lilac Jew Water Buffalo
  12/17/17
23 to 1 is insane. This is all going to continue to stratify...
rebellious topaz indian lodge potus
  12/17/17
Tbf, some firms included the nonequity “partners” and it loo...
Lilac Jew Water Buffalo
  12/17/17
I think you miss the point of me posting. I want to show peo...
balding pisswyrm field
  12/17/17
Solo shitlaw is 180. Went solo 2 years ago and life has been...
Chest-beating den
  12/17/17
LJL at wagecucks
spectacular self-absorbed sound barrier
  12/17/17
fuck my ass. i just made partner at a v100 firm and will be ...
Fishy hilarious brethren organic girlfriend
  12/17/17
getting that after grinding for 8 years is an SPS deal sorry
plum fortuitous meteor
  12/17/17
This is retarded flame that biglaw failures tell themselves ...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
cr. lmao at op
Impressive Orchid Really Tough Guy
  12/17/17
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Ultramarine demanding boistinker nursing home
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arousing chestnut quadroon therapy
  12/17/17
*barfs out 2 paragraphs at obvious flame thread*
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
You should disclose that youre Jewish. not being sntisemitic...
comical people who are hurt point
  12/17/17
This is an underrated post
galvanic low-t becky trailer park
  12/17/17
Boss, you're one of the reasons I'm back on the bort. You'r...
charismatic theatre
  12/17/17
exactly
glassy slippery ceo
  12/17/17
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Red bonkers garrison codepig
  12/17/17
180
poppy indirect expression
  12/17/17
Are u only 4 years out of law school????
french boltzmann azn
  12/17/17
Seven. I worked first as a non-lawyer, then I worked for ano...
balding pisswyrm field
  12/17/17
180 bro. If i move to la can i work for you
french boltzmann azn
  12/17/17
I don't hire lawyers, but I'll refer you business and help y...
balding pisswyrm field
  12/17/17
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Maize hunting ground station
  12/17/17
CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR youre a huge asset to the boart and...
stimulating main people french chef
  12/17/17
Killshot.
Vibrant cobalt shrine jap
  12/17/17
Lol holy fuck. Rare to see an op get gaped with EARNEST 180...
Blue aphrodisiac church building roommate
  12/17/17
180
irradiated disgusting stage
  12/17/17
180000000
Deranged Area
  12/17/17
<3
Brass crawly affirmative action incel
  12/22/17
He's on here to build business. It's genius. Every post ...
razzmatazz carnelian cruise ship degenerate
  12/17/17
it's both. he helps his xo bros, his xo bros help him.
Red bonkers garrison codepig
  12/17/17
he's a very synergistic guy. truly remarkable.
glassy slippery ceo
  12/17/17
That's how it's done. Expand your network with exactly the ...
charismatic theatre
  12/17/17
*unzips*
spectacular self-absorbed sound barrier
  12/17/17
CR. if there's one constant XO meme, it's bros helping bros...
glittery hateful telephone giraffe
  12/17/17
Lol, never thought about it as his referral network. 180!
light bateful meetinghouse
  12/17/17
Lmfao
comical people who are hurt point
  12/17/17
I have 100 times more respect for a shitlaw king who made it...
Infuriating supple pit fat ankles
  12/17/17
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charismatic theatre
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Impressive Orchid Really Tough Guy
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Cerise Base Preventive Strike
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Pontificating forum
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adventurous school
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light bateful meetinghouse
  12/17/17
im a thervice non-equity "partner" b-b-but breakfa...
plum fortuitous meteor
  12/17/17
From your posts ITT it seems like you either got no biglaw o...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
Lmao at OP, a mewling wagecuck dork taking boomer cock in ev...
Pontificating forum
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Avocado menage twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/17
Up for partner next year actually. Happy to be a wagecuck wh...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
There is nothing wrong with wagecucking. But I think owning...
charismatic theatre
  12/17/17
op is not doing that because he is flame and not a lawyer
Fishy hilarious brethren organic girlfriend
  12/17/17
I was literally helping to teach some juniors how to ski at ...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
As long as ur giving back.
charismatic theatre
  12/17/17
Has OP poasted since this devastating self pwn?
big metal step-uncle's house
  12/17/17
Lol at the delusional retards slurping CSLG ITT. I'll bump ...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
Ljl @ biglaw wagecucks
french boltzmann azn
  12/17/17
I'll be LJL when I retire at 40 with several million ITB.
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
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french boltzmann azn
  12/17/17
80 hours a week is flame. If you're charismatic and smart yo...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
Ok, bro You do you Fwiw, CSLG's life sounds much bette...
french boltzmann azn
  12/17/17
He's also living in spic thunderdome. I'm in a tier 1 Europe...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
he lithped
Umber Private Investor
  12/17/17
cr you're alpha prole trumpturds just idolize CSLG becaus...
gold range
  12/17/17
They worship him like a hero LOL. I guess a lot of them are ...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
xo is just a bunch of "too cool for school" white ...
gold range
  12/17/17
biglaw is godawful and nobody wnats to do it it doesn't e...
french boltzmann azn
  12/17/17
My group is collegial as hell. Very little turnover. Legacy ...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
Most biglaw partners are completely aspie
french boltzmann azn
  12/17/17
Wrong
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
it was probably shitty for you because youre a 115 IQ grinde...
gold range
  12/17/17
(no inheritancemo)
french boltzmann azn
  12/17/17
rook its you & ur inheritance: http://calc.amsi.org.a...
gold range
  12/17/17
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light bateful meetinghouse
  12/17/17
Such a weird post. CSLG and his wife have a paid off and nic...
Know-it-all tantric generalized bond
  12/17/17
I will essentially set my own hours as a biglaw partner. I p...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
you just sound incredibly jealous of him biglaw is fuckin...
french boltzmann azn
  12/17/17
Read above. I have solid hours and my group is fun as hell. ...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
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gold range
  12/17/17
I rented out an entire laser tag facility for my xmas party ...
balding pisswyrm field
  12/17/17
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french boltzmann azn
  12/17/17
I'm posting from a firm wide retreat in the Italian alps. S...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
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gold range
  12/17/17
This just killed the flame. No one believes that biglawmos a...
balding pisswyrm field
  12/17/17
I'm happily married as well dude. Just saying that I am sur...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
Lol, we should grab a beer next time you're in LA. My throwa...
balding pisswyrm field
  12/17/17
Will do brother. If you're ever in Vienna just bump this pos...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
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gold range
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insecure effete love of her life
  12/17/17
lol at this shit flame. op didn't even try.
Impressive Orchid Really Tough Guy
  12/17/17
Lmao xo has lost a half step
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
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Impressive Orchid Really Tough Guy
  12/17/17
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gold range
  12/17/17
haha wow holy shit
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
Link to explanation of CSLG s business model?
opaque office
  12/17/17
Lol I'm in biglaw and even the partner who runs my group doe...
Vibrant cobalt shrine jap
  12/17/17
You are either in some shit service group or not biglaw. And...
well-lubricated high-end tank
  12/17/17
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Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
harsh but fair
Vibrant cobalt shrine jap
  12/17/17
I met him at this holiday party. He seems very social and s...
insecure effete love of her life
  12/17/17
'Dat 1000 yard of-counsel stare' begs for a moniker
charismatic theatre
  12/17/17
Partner track here. I'll never be a counsel.
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
V100 partner here: CSLG makes more money than I do. He’s a...
well-lubricated high-end tank
  12/17/17
Sorry about your shit firm.
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
Meh, I’ll cry myself to sleep on my million dollar HHI
well-lubricated high-end tank
  12/17/17
Lmfao at this post
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
I’m sure you are
well-lubricated high-end tank
  12/17/17
You probably live in some high COL shit hole. I'm in a livea...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
Nothing you said is true. Sorry you are so MAF tho.
well-lubricated high-end tank
  12/17/17
Lol dude other xo posters can confirm this. Sorry you're jel...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
Other poasters can confirm that what you said about me is no...
well-lubricated high-end tank
  12/17/17
Who are these posters?
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
Just use search little bro
well-lubricated high-end tank
  12/17/17
Lol you're done here. Thanks for playing.
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
Sorry you are so mad. Let me guess, you were a pumo until re...
well-lubricated high-end tank
  12/17/17
Wrong again!
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
Gitmo was outted by doobs in the thread where he said he mad...
Ebony concupiscible stag film
  12/17/17
he's 6'3"
gold range
  12/17/17
6’1.5”
well-lubricated high-end tank
  12/17/17
So you're shorter than me and will be making much less 1 yea...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
lol, nobody believes you.
well-lubricated high-end tank
  12/17/17
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Ebony concupiscible stag film
  12/17/17
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gold range
  12/17/17
ljl, confident people don't make threads like this. You see...
rebellious topaz indian lodge potus
  12/17/17
I'm confident as hell, have a beautiful wife and was crushi...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
I bet you have a 9 inch dick too
well-lubricated high-end tank
  12/17/17
I'm Asian. Packing 6 inches actually and it has never been ...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
JFC, you’re dun here.
well-lubricated high-end tank
  12/17/17
?
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
I for one am shocked that OP of this thread is asian.
Razzle flatulent national jewess
  12/17/17
6'3" with a white European wife. You'd kill to swap liv...
Bearded mint internal respiration
  12/17/17
lol
Razzle flatulent national jewess
  12/17/17
lol
Umber Private Investor
  12/17/17
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gold range
  12/17/17
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Vibrant cobalt shrine jap
  12/17/17
...
well-lubricated high-end tank
  12/17/17
No layperson knows or cares who the fuck a biglaw partner is...
frozen kitchen headpube
  12/17/17
LOL that law hawk guy is awesome. holy fuck.
Fishy hilarious brethren organic girlfriend
  12/17/17
I've been searching for a hero.
charismatic theatre
  12/17/17
Chandler and Kenny, we should do these type of commercials l...
balding pisswyrm field
  12/17/17
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rusted talented brunch
  12/17/17
*opens thread* *smells ducksauce* *closes thread*
Ebony concupiscible stag film
  12/17/17
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Razzle flatulent national jewess
  12/17/17


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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940835)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: bipolar gunner

Avg V100 partner his age makes way less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940846)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: Fishy hilarious brethren organic girlfriend

Lol way way off. Only rainmakers at v100 firms or partners at firms in the v10 range make that kind of money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940880)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

Not true. Ask colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940881)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: Lilac Jew Water Buffalo

https://abovethelaw.com/2014/07/the-haves-and-the-have-mores-partner-pay-spreads-at-leading-law-firms/

At Perkins Coie, the range from most compensated partner to the least was 23 to 1. At the other end of the spectrum, the range at Fitzpatrick, Cella, Harper & Scinto was 3 to 1. That’s what we learned in our latest survey of compensation spread, with 107 Am Law 200 firms responding. Payouts to equity and nonequity partners are included in the calculations. For Am Law 100 firms, the average range in compensation was 11.1 to 1; the median was 10.0 to 1. For Second Hundred firms, average was 9.6 to 1; the median was 9.5 to 1.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940910)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: rebellious topaz indian lodge potus

23 to 1 is insane. This is all going to continue to stratify in the coming years. Boomers would never contemplate taking a smaller piece of the pie.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940937)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: Lilac Jew Water Buffalo

Tbf, some firms included the nonequity “partners” and it looks like some did not. So the data are not great but I agree fuck boomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941009)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:35 AM
Author: balding pisswyrm field

I think you miss the point of me posting. I want to show people that you can be super successful without going the biglaw route. I work from home, spend tons of time with my son, have a great relationship with my wife and a relatively low stress life. That doesn't exist in biglaw. Plus, I've only been solo 4 years. So you would need to compare me to a 4th year big law associate. On top of that I should pull over 2 mil next year and each year is better/more clients. At this growth I'll be making 5 mil/year before I'm 40 and on my own terms.

Also, I post to help people. I've mentored like two dozen people on this site and people will tell you I help without asking for anythibg. I've sent samples to board members, had 2 hour phone calls, and referred cases. There are a ton of solo bros on this site whose lives are going in different directions now because of my posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941051)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Chest-beating den

Solo shitlaw is 180. Went solo 2 years ago and life has been 180 since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941062)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: spectacular self-absorbed sound barrier

LJL at wagecucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941081)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: Fishy hilarious brethren organic girlfriend

fuck my ass. i just made partner at a v100 firm and will be taking home the equivalent of someone making high 200s or 300s next year. not sure how high i will end up going if i remain a service partner - probably in the 400s.

not a bad outcome, but you pwn me hard and fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941095)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:49 PM
Author: plum fortuitous meteor

getting that after grinding for 8 years is an SPS deal sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944337)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

This is retarded flame that biglaw failures tell themselves so they can sleep at night. I work reasonable hours with a fun as hell group of colleagues. Fuck, several of them were at my wedding and I was go Karting with them all day yesterday. This hasn't been a grind at all. Sorry about your SPS work ethic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944401)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Impressive Orchid Really Tough Guy

cr. lmao at op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941100)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:02 PM
Author: Ultramarine demanding boistinker nursing home



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: arousing chestnut quadroon therapy



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:48 AM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

*barfs out 2 paragraphs at obvious flame thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941105)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: comical people who are hurt point

You should disclose that youre Jewish. not being sntisemitic at all but most of us goy don’t have the Jew drive, resilience and entrepreneurial skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941128)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:05 PM
Author: galvanic low-t becky trailer park

This is an underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942960)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: charismatic theatre

Boss, you're one of the reasons I'm back on the bort. You're giving a playbook for a life most lawyers want but are too faggot to try. Do you. I may reach out at end of 2018.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941223)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: glassy slippery ceo

exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941240)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Red bonkers garrison codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941227)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: poppy indirect expression

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941256)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: french boltzmann azn

Are u only 4 years out of law school????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941259)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: balding pisswyrm field

Seven. I worked first as a non-lawyer, then I worked for another guy for a bit. Then I went solo. I taught myself PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941262)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: french boltzmann azn

180 bro. If i move to la can i work for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941313)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:30 PM
Author: balding pisswyrm field

I don't hire lawyers, but I'll refer you business and help you start a solo practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943859)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Maize hunting ground station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941263)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: stimulating main people french chef

CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

youre a huge asset to the boart and a 180 dude



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941578)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Vibrant cobalt shrine jap

Killshot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941654)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Blue aphrodisiac church building roommate

Lol holy fuck. Rare to see an op get gaped with EARNEST 180NESS around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941962)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: irradiated disgusting stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942215)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: Deranged Area

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943083)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Brass crawly affirmative action incel

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34988662)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: razzmatazz carnelian cruise ship degenerate

He's on here to build business. It's genius.

Every post he makes is basically him advertising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941116)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Red bonkers garrison codepig

it's both. he helps his xo bros, his xo bros help him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941229)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: glassy slippery ceo

he's a very synergistic guy. truly remarkable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941242)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: charismatic theatre

That's how it's done. Expand your network with exactly the kinda dood you want I your network. Someone willing to put their balls on the table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941266)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: spectacular self-absorbed sound barrier

*unzips*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941762)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: glittery hateful telephone giraffe

CR. if there's one constant XO meme, it's bros helping bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942009)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: light bateful meetinghouse

Lol, never thought about it as his referral network. 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943116)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: comical people who are hurt point

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941119)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: Infuriating supple pit fat ankles

I have 100 times more respect for a shitlaw king who made it through entrepreneurial cunning than some sniveling v100 partner dork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941249)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: charismatic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941261)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: Impressive Orchid Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941316)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Cerise Base Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941318)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Pontificating forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941332)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: adventurous school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942754)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: light bateful meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943121)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: plum fortuitous meteor

im a thervice non-equity "partner" b-b-but breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944330)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:00 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

From your posts ITT it seems like you either got no biglaw or got a raw deal. That's no excuse for lashing out at those that are succeeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944407)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: Pontificating forum

Lmao at OP, a mewling wagecuck dork taking boomer cock in every orifice 80 hours per week hoaping for dat continental breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941307)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Avocado menage twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941347)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

Up for partner next year actually. Happy to be a wagecuck when I'm pulling 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941387)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: charismatic theatre

There is nothing wrong with wagecucking. But I think owning your own business using your skills is admirable and clsg is trying to pass that knowledge on to others. Mentoring should be applauded. Hopefully you are mentoring juniors at your firm as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941499)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Fishy hilarious brethren organic girlfriend

op is not doing that because he is flame and not a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942167)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

I was literally helping to teach some juniors how to ski at our retreat this weekend. I'm very interested in all aspects of being a good lawyer, and mentoring is a huge part of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942186)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: charismatic theatre

As long as ur giving back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942211)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: big metal step-uncle's house

Has OP poasted since this devastating self pwn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941335)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

Lol at the delusional retards slurping CSLG ITT. I'll bump this thread with a pic of my first payslip l once I make breakfast next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941383)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: french boltzmann azn

Ljl @ biglaw wagecucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941386)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

I'll be LJL when I retire at 40 with several million ITB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941391)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: french boltzmann azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941411)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

80 hours a week is flame. If you're charismatic and smart you can get by with mid 50s. Only aspie grinders with no shot at partnership do 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941431)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: french boltzmann azn

Ok, bro

You do you

Fwiw, CSLG's life sounds much better than yours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941437)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

He's also living in spic thunderdome. I'm in a tier 1 European city with very high QOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941442)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:12 PM
Author: Umber Private Investor

he lithped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944500)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: gold range

cr you're alpha

prole trumpturds just idolize CSLG because they have no prestige ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941393)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

They worship him like a hero LOL. I guess a lot of them are biglaw failures that somehow imagine they can run the same hustle. Spoiler: they can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941397)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: gold range

xo is just a bunch of "too cool for school" white trash 40 IQ nazis now. they suck shitlaw's cock because they know dealing with large, prestigious institutional clients over really complex and interesting matters is way beyond their mental faculties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941409)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: french boltzmann azn

biglaw is godawful and nobody wnats to do it

it doesn't even pay that well for the amount of shit you have to put up

worst time of my life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941417)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

My group is collegial as hell. Very little turnover. Legacy clients who I'm actually close friends with. Post deal drinks feel like going to bar with my college bros. Biglaw really isn't bad if you're non aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941426)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: french boltzmann azn

Most biglaw partners are completely aspie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941433)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

Wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941438)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: gold range

it was probably shitty for you because youre a 115 IQ grinder gook who ended up marrying a ratface from your firm. well adjusted people with actual intelligence are just fine in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941511)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: french boltzmann azn

(no inheritancemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941516)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: gold range

rook its you & ur inheritance:

http://calc.amsi.org.au/wp-content/uploads/sites/15/2016/02/shutterstock_113350987.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941530)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: light bateful meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943117)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: Know-it-all tantric generalized bond

Such a weird post. CSLG and his wife have a paid off and nice house in the San Fernando Valley, millions in other assets, set their own hours, and likely won’t have to work anymore after just a couple more years if they don’t want to. I’ve met like 2 BIGLAW partners in my life that had the discipline to stop working before 70 or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941404)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

I will essentially set my own hours as a biglaw partner. I plan to work from home 75% of the time. You don't need to be in the office as a tranny.

I will be retiring at 40-45 with 10 mil or more in the bank.

CSLGs hustle is fine but it's nothing special. I'll outpace him easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941413)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: french boltzmann azn

you just sound incredibly jealous of him

biglaw is fucking terrible - i did it for a few years and wanted to kill myself on a daily basis

LEGIT KILL MYSELF

the money is absolute shit with the amount of crap you have to put up with

and the people who stay in it long term end up looking like shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941427)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

Read above. I have solid hours and my group is fun as hell. We just had a Xmas event go Karting. Was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941435)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: gold range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941685)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: balding pisswyrm field

I rented out an entire laser tag facility for my xmas party and I catered BBQ. Had almost 100 doctors and clients whose lives I helped financially there. I invited all of XO to come too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941996)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: french boltzmann azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941999)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

I'm posting from a firm wide retreat in the Italian alps. Surrounded by smart as fuck colleagues and beautiful, successful and classy European women. Enjoy your strip mall bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942003)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: gold range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942019)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: balding pisswyrm field

This just killed the flame. No one believes that biglawmos are surrounded by beautiful, class, and successful women. The guys a know who slay pussy are shitlaw kings who have lots of charisma. Plus, even if it were true, I'm happy married and well traveled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942047)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

I'm happily married as well dude. Just saying that I am surrounded by smart, successful people and you are in a strip mall with xo posters. Says it all.

And European women are thin and look after themselves. Hours are less so age doesn't take its toll. This isn't Houston biglaw or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942076)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: balding pisswyrm field

Lol, we should grab a beer next time you're in LA. My throwaway is calishitlawguru@gmail.com. E-mail me what city you are really in and I'll drop you a line if I'm ever there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942105)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

Will do brother. If you're ever in Vienna just bump this post. I'll show you a sick time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942119)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: gold range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942124)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: insecure effete love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942032)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Impressive Orchid Really Tough Guy

lol at this shit flame. op didn't even try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941456)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

Lmao xo has lost a half step

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941976)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: Impressive Orchid Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941983)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: gold range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942038)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:28 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943851)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: opaque office

Link to explanation of CSLG s business model?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941638)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Vibrant cobalt shrine jap

Lol I'm in biglaw and even the partner who runs my group doesn't make more than CSLG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941680)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated high-end tank

You are either in some shit service group or not biglaw. And I say this as a CSLG supporter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941843)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941883)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Vibrant cobalt shrine jap

harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942139)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: insecure effete love of her life

I met him at this holiday party. He seems very social and sounds pretty happy.

No trace of dat 1000 yard of-counsel stare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941704)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:04 PM
Author: charismatic theatre

'Dat 1000 yard of-counsel stare' begs for a moniker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941802)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

Partner track here. I'll never be a counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941885)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: well-lubricated high-end tank

V100 partner here: CSLG makes more money than I do. He’s also a great dude. Fuck you for making this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941832)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

Sorry about your shit firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941891)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: well-lubricated high-end tank

Meh, I’ll cry myself to sleep on my million dollar HHI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941920)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

Lmfao at this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941989)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: well-lubricated high-end tank

I’m sure you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942042)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

You probably live in some high COL shit hole. I'm in a liveable European city and will cop partnership next year. Won't have to piss away 50k a year on private school like you. How MAF does this make you? Your HHI is a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942058)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: well-lubricated high-end tank

Nothing you said is true. Sorry you are so MAF tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942067)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

Lol dude other xo posters can confirm this. Sorry you're jelly as fuck with your head in the sand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942122)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: well-lubricated high-end tank

Other poasters can confirm that what you said about me is not true. IDGAF about you, lil mentally ill brehlet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942136)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

Who are these posters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942145)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: well-lubricated high-end tank

Just use search little bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942153)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

Lol you're done here. Thanks for playing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942174)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: well-lubricated high-end tank

Sorry you are so mad. Let me guess, you were a pumo until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942205)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

Wrong again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942223)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Ebony concupiscible stag film

Gitmo was outted by doobs in the thread where he said he made partner. Who are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942385)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: gold range

he's 6'3"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942151)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: well-lubricated high-end tank

6’1.5”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942198)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

So you're shorter than me and will be making much less 1 year from now. You night want to pull an Irish exit from this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942204)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: well-lubricated high-end tank

lol, nobody believes you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942208)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: Ebony concupiscible stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942380)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: gold range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942236)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: rebellious topaz indian lodge potus

ljl, confident people don't make threads like this. You seem like an insecure loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942149)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

I'm confident as hell, have a beautiful wife and was crushing it off piste today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942172)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: well-lubricated high-end tank

I bet you have a 9 inch dick too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942201)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

I'm Asian. Packing 6 inches actually and it has never been a problem for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942213)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: well-lubricated high-end tank

JFC, you’re dun here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942219)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942230)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Razzle flatulent national jewess

I for one am shocked that OP of this thread is asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942226)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:38 PM
Author: Bearded mint internal respiration

6'3" with a white European wife. You'd kill to swap lives with me faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944268)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: Razzle flatulent national jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944494)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:16 PM
Author: Umber Private Investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944523)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: gold range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942307)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Vibrant cobalt shrine jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942191)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: well-lubricated high-end tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942210)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: frozen kitchen headpube

No layperson knows or cares who the fuck a biglaw partner is. I still, 20+ years later, remember the phone number for shitlawyer Ron Bell (likely the inspiration for Saul). Ohco-Nueve-Ocho-BELL!

That Texas law hawk bro has more street and pussy cred than a biglawyer. People eat this shit up and love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmZiqwRnwtM

Would totally volunteer to be in any of CSLG's commercials one day.

Also, Texas law hawk is persnickity about props and kills time trolling amazon for rubber fish while "partners" enjoy being bottom of those 11:1 payout ratios.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPJo42MUQqY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941906)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Fishy hilarious brethren organic girlfriend

LOL that law hawk guy is awesome. holy fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941936)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: charismatic theatre

I've been searching for a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942093)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: balding pisswyrm field

Chandler and Kenny, we should do these type of commercials lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942113)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: rusted talented brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943922)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Ebony concupiscible stag film

*opens thread*

*smells ducksauce*

*closes thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942310)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: Razzle flatulent national jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944496)