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Why is CSLG so impressed with himself? V100 partner makes 2x he does

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Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
Avg V100 partner his age makes way less
racy underhanded house faggotry
  12/17/17
Lol way way off. Only rainmakers at v100 firms or partners a...
Sexy Trailer Park Laser Beams
  12/17/17
Not true. Ask colt
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
https://abovethelaw.com/2014/07/the-haves-and-the-have-mores...
Thriller tripping psychic
  12/17/17
23 to 1 is insane. This is all going to continue to stratify...
galvanic ruddy home
  12/17/17
Tbf, some firms included the nonequity “partners” and it loo...
Thriller tripping psychic
  12/17/17
I think you miss the point of me posting. I want to show peo...
Navy telephone pit
  12/17/17
Solo shitlaw is 180. Went solo 2 years ago and life has been...
Electric Stock Car
  12/17/17
LJL at wagecucks
Boyish Ticket Booth
  12/17/17
fuck my ass. i just made partner at a v100 firm and will be ...
Sexy Trailer Park Laser Beams
  12/17/17
getting that after grinding for 8 years is an SPS deal sorry
carmine den
  12/17/17
This is retarded flame that biglaw failures tell themselves ...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
cr. lmao at op
Smoky exhilarant cuckoldry native
  12/17/17
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Maniacal orchestra pit skinny woman
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demanding business firm
  12/17/17
*barfs out 2 paragraphs at obvious flame thread*
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
You should disclose that youre Jewish. not being sntisemitic...
flushed theater stage
  12/17/17
This is an underrated post
Vivacious gaping
  12/17/17
Boss, you're one of the reasons I'm back on the bort. You'r...
mustard stag film queen of the night
  12/17/17
exactly
concupiscible heaven sound barrier
  12/17/17
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cruel-hearted ceo abode
  12/17/17
180
Zippy travel guidebook
  12/17/17
Are u only 4 years out of law school????
elite contagious parlour
  12/17/17
Seven. I worked first as a non-lawyer, then I worked for ano...
Navy telephone pit
  12/17/17
180 bro. If i move to la can i work for you
elite contagious parlour
  12/17/17
I don't hire lawyers, but I'll refer you business and help y...
Navy telephone pit
  12/17/17
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Arrogant Sticky Garrison Boltzmann
  12/17/17
CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR youre a huge asset to the boart and...
Fantasy-prone school
  12/17/17
Killshot.
Jet lodge people who are hurt
  12/17/17
Lol holy fuck. Rare to see an op get gaped with EARNEST 180...
deranged digit ratio piazza
  12/17/17
180
shivering sanctuary
  12/17/17
180000000
lemon field
  12/17/17
<3
mischievous bronze site
  12/22/17
He's on here to build business. It's genius. Every post ...
beta aquamarine menage
  12/17/17
it's both. he helps his xo bros, his xo bros help him.
cruel-hearted ceo abode
  12/17/17
he's a very synergistic guy. truly remarkable.
concupiscible heaven sound barrier
  12/17/17
That's how it's done. Expand your network with exactly the ...
mustard stag film queen of the night
  12/17/17
*unzips*
Boyish Ticket Booth
  12/17/17
CR. if there's one constant XO meme, it's bros helping bros...
Irradiated slate national private investor
  12/17/17
Lol, never thought about it as his referral network. 180!
infuriating feces
  12/17/17
Lmfao
flushed theater stage
  12/17/17
I have 100 times more respect for a shitlaw king who made it...
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  12/17/17
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  12/17/17
im a thervice non-equity "partner" b-b-but breakfa...
carmine den
  12/17/17
From your posts ITT it seems like you either got no biglaw o...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
Lmao at OP, a mewling wagecuck dork taking boomer cock in ev...
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  12/17/17
Up for partner next year actually. Happy to be a wagecuck wh...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
There is nothing wrong with wagecucking. But I think owning...
mustard stag film queen of the night
  12/17/17
op is not doing that because he is flame and not a lawyer
Sexy Trailer Park Laser Beams
  12/17/17
I was literally helping to teach some juniors how to ski at ...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
As long as ur giving back.
mustard stag film queen of the night
  12/17/17
Has OP poasted since this devastating self pwn?
Bat-shit-crazy round eye
  12/17/17
Lol at the delusional retards slurping CSLG ITT. I'll bump ...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
Ljl @ biglaw wagecucks
elite contagious parlour
  12/17/17
I'll be LJL when I retire at 40 with several million ITB.
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
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elite contagious parlour
  12/17/17
80 hours a week is flame. If you're charismatic and smart yo...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
Ok, bro You do you Fwiw, CSLG's life sounds much bette...
elite contagious parlour
  12/17/17
He's also living in spic thunderdome. I'm in a tier 1 Europe...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
he lithped
histrionic puppy
  12/17/17
cr you're alpha prole trumpturds just idolize CSLG becaus...
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  12/17/17
They worship him like a hero LOL. I guess a lot of them are ...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
xo is just a bunch of "too cool for school" white ...
cocky insecure genital piercing kitchen
  12/17/17
biglaw is godawful and nobody wnats to do it it doesn't e...
elite contagious parlour
  12/17/17
My group is collegial as hell. Very little turnover. Legacy ...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
Most biglaw partners are completely aspie
elite contagious parlour
  12/17/17
Wrong
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
it was probably shitty for you because youre a 115 IQ grinde...
cocky insecure genital piercing kitchen
  12/17/17
(no inheritancemo)
elite contagious parlour
  12/17/17
rook its you & ur inheritance: http://calc.amsi.org.a...
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infuriating feces
  12/17/17
Such a weird post. CSLG and his wife have a paid off and nic...
Garnet point
  12/17/17
I will essentially set my own hours as a biglaw partner. I p...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
you just sound incredibly jealous of him biglaw is fuckin...
elite contagious parlour
  12/17/17
Read above. I have solid hours and my group is fun as hell. ...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
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  12/17/17
I rented out an entire laser tag facility for my xmas party ...
Navy telephone pit
  12/17/17
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elite contagious parlour
  12/17/17
I'm posting from a firm wide retreat in the Italian alps. S...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
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cocky insecure genital piercing kitchen
  12/17/17
This just killed the flame. No one believes that biglawmos a...
Navy telephone pit
  12/17/17
I'm happily married as well dude. Just saying that I am sur...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
Lol, we should grab a beer next time you're in LA. My throwa...
Navy telephone pit
  12/17/17
Will do brother. If you're ever in Vienna just bump this pos...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
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Rusted Stimulating Gunner
  12/17/17
lol at this shit flame. op didn't even try.
Smoky exhilarant cuckoldry native
  12/17/17
Lmao xo has lost a half step
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
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Smoky exhilarant cuckoldry native
  12/17/17
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  12/17/17
haha wow holy shit
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
Link to explanation of CSLG s business model?
Laughsome Topaz Stage
  12/17/17
Lol I'm in biglaw and even the partner who runs my group doe...
Jet lodge people who are hurt
  12/17/17
You are either in some shit service group or not biglaw. And...
carnelian trump supporter
  12/17/17
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Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
harsh but fair
Jet lodge people who are hurt
  12/17/17
I met him at this holiday party. He seems very social and s...
Rusted Stimulating Gunner
  12/17/17
'Dat 1000 yard of-counsel stare' begs for a moniker
mustard stag film queen of the night
  12/17/17
Partner track here. I'll never be a counsel.
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
V100 partner here: CSLG makes more money than I do. He’s a...
carnelian trump supporter
  12/17/17
Sorry about your shit firm.
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
Meh, I’ll cry myself to sleep on my million dollar HHI
carnelian trump supporter
  12/17/17
Lmfao at this post
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
I’m sure you are
carnelian trump supporter
  12/17/17
You probably live in some high COL shit hole. I'm in a livea...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
Nothing you said is true. Sorry you are so MAF tho.
carnelian trump supporter
  12/17/17
Lol dude other xo posters can confirm this. Sorry you're jel...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
Other poasters can confirm that what you said about me is no...
carnelian trump supporter
  12/17/17
Who are these posters?
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
Just use search little bro
carnelian trump supporter
  12/17/17
Lol you're done here. Thanks for playing.
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
Sorry you are so mad. Let me guess, you were a pumo until re...
carnelian trump supporter
  12/17/17
Wrong again!
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
Gitmo was outted by doobs in the thread where he said he mad...
pontificating location
  12/17/17
he's 6'3"
cocky insecure genital piercing kitchen
  12/17/17
6’1.5”
carnelian trump supporter
  12/17/17
So you're shorter than me and will be making much less 1 yea...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
lol, nobody believes you.
carnelian trump supporter
  12/17/17
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pontificating location
  12/17/17
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cocky insecure genital piercing kitchen
  12/17/17
ljl, confident people don't make threads like this. You see...
galvanic ruddy home
  12/17/17
I'm confident as hell, have a beautiful wife and was crushi...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
I bet you have a 9 inch dick too
carnelian trump supporter
  12/17/17
I'm Asian. Packing 6 inches actually and it has never been ...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
JFC, you’re dun here.
carnelian trump supporter
  12/17/17
?
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
I for one am shocked that OP of this thread is asian.
lascivious slippery karate
  12/17/17
6'3" with a white European wife. You'd kill to swap liv...
Cordovan Knife
  12/17/17
lol
lascivious slippery karate
  12/17/17
lol
histrionic puppy
  12/17/17
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cocky insecure genital piercing kitchen
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Jet lodge people who are hurt
  12/17/17
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carnelian trump supporter
  12/17/17
No layperson knows or cares who the fuck a biglaw partner is...
Cracking crawly jew legend
  12/17/17
LOL that law hawk guy is awesome. holy fuck.
Sexy Trailer Park Laser Beams
  12/17/17
I've been searching for a hero.
mustard stag film queen of the night
  12/17/17
Chandler and Kenny, we should do these type of commercials l...
Navy telephone pit
  12/17/17
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irate theatre
  12/17/17
*opens thread* *smells ducksauce* *closes thread*
pontificating location
  12/17/17
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lascivious slippery karate
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Cordovan Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940835)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: racy underhanded house faggotry

Avg V100 partner his age makes way less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940846)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: Sexy Trailer Park Laser Beams

Lol way way off. Only rainmakers at v100 firms or partners at firms in the v10 range make that kind of money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940880)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: Cordovan Knife

Not true. Ask colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940881)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: Thriller tripping psychic

https://abovethelaw.com/2014/07/the-haves-and-the-have-mores-partner-pay-spreads-at-leading-law-firms/

At Perkins Coie, the range from most compensated partner to the least was 23 to 1. At the other end of the spectrum, the range at Fitzpatrick, Cella, Harper & Scinto was 3 to 1. That’s what we learned in our latest survey of compensation spread, with 107 Am Law 200 firms responding. Payouts to equity and nonequity partners are included in the calculations. For Am Law 100 firms, the average range in compensation was 11.1 to 1; the median was 10.0 to 1. For Second Hundred firms, average was 9.6 to 1; the median was 9.5 to 1.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940910)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: galvanic ruddy home

23 to 1 is insane. This is all going to continue to stratify in the coming years. Boomers would never contemplate taking a smaller piece of the pie.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940937)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: Thriller tripping psychic

Tbf, some firms included the nonequity “partners” and it looks like some did not. So the data are not great but I agree fuck boomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941009)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:35 AM
Author: Navy telephone pit

I think you miss the point of me posting. I want to show people that you can be super successful without going the biglaw route. I work from home, spend tons of time with my son, have a great relationship with my wife and a relatively low stress life. That doesn't exist in biglaw. Plus, I've only been solo 4 years. So you would need to compare me to a 4th year big law associate. On top of that I should pull over 2 mil next year and each year is better/more clients. At this growth I'll be making 5 mil/year before I'm 40 and on my own terms.

Also, I post to help people. I've mentored like two dozen people on this site and people will tell you I help without asking for anythibg. I've sent samples to board members, had 2 hour phone calls, and referred cases. There are a ton of solo bros on this site whose lives are going in different directions now because of my posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941051)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Electric Stock Car

Solo shitlaw is 180. Went solo 2 years ago and life has been 180 since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941062)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Boyish Ticket Booth

LJL at wagecucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941081)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: Sexy Trailer Park Laser Beams

fuck my ass. i just made partner at a v100 firm and will be taking home the equivalent of someone making high 200s or 300s next year. not sure how high i will end up going if i remain a service partner - probably in the 400s.

not a bad outcome, but you pwn me hard and fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941095)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:49 PM
Author: carmine den

getting that after grinding for 8 years is an SPS deal sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944337)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

This is retarded flame that biglaw failures tell themselves so they can sleep at night. I work reasonable hours with a fun as hell group of colleagues. Fuck, several of them were at my wedding and I was go Karting with them all day yesterday. This hasn't been a grind at all. Sorry about your SPS work ethic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944401)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Smoky exhilarant cuckoldry native

cr. lmao at op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941100)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:02 PM
Author: Maniacal orchestra pit skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944416)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: demanding business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941101)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:48 AM
Author: Cordovan Knife

*barfs out 2 paragraphs at obvious flame thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941105)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: flushed theater stage

You should disclose that youre Jewish. not being sntisemitic at all but most of us goy don’t have the Jew drive, resilience and entrepreneurial skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941128)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:05 PM
Author: Vivacious gaping

This is an underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942960)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: mustard stag film queen of the night

Boss, you're one of the reasons I'm back on the bort. You're giving a playbook for a life most lawyers want but are too faggot to try. Do you. I may reach out at end of 2018.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941223)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: concupiscible heaven sound barrier

exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941240)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: cruel-hearted ceo abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941227)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Zippy travel guidebook

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941256)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: elite contagious parlour

Are u only 4 years out of law school????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941259)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Navy telephone pit

Seven. I worked first as a non-lawyer, then I worked for another guy for a bit. Then I went solo. I taught myself PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941262)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: elite contagious parlour

180 bro. If i move to la can i work for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941313)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:30 PM
Author: Navy telephone pit

I don't hire lawyers, but I'll refer you business and help you start a solo practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943859)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Arrogant Sticky Garrison Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941263)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone school

CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

youre a huge asset to the boart and a 180 dude



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941578)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Jet lodge people who are hurt

Killshot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941654)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: deranged digit ratio piazza

Lol holy fuck. Rare to see an op get gaped with EARNEST 180NESS around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941962)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: shivering sanctuary

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942215)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: lemon field

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943083)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: mischievous bronze site

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34988662)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: beta aquamarine menage

He's on here to build business. It's genius.

Every post he makes is basically him advertising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941116)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: cruel-hearted ceo abode

it's both. he helps his xo bros, his xo bros help him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941229)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: concupiscible heaven sound barrier

he's a very synergistic guy. truly remarkable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941242)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: mustard stag film queen of the night

That's how it's done. Expand your network with exactly the kinda dood you want I your network. Someone willing to put their balls on the table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941266)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Boyish Ticket Booth

*unzips*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941762)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Irradiated slate national private investor

CR. if there's one constant XO meme, it's bros helping bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942009)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: infuriating feces

Lol, never thought about it as his referral network. 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943116)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: flushed theater stage

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941119)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: Vibrant blue range legal warrant

I have 100 times more respect for a shitlaw king who made it through entrepreneurial cunning than some sniveling v100 partner dork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941249)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: mustard stag film queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941261)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: Smoky exhilarant cuckoldry native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941316)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: motley athletic conference church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941318)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Puce Disgusting Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941332)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: Anal trip temple dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942754)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: infuriating feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943121)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: carmine den

im a thervice non-equity "partner" b-b-but breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944330)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:00 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

From your posts ITT it seems like you either got no biglaw or got a raw deal. That's no excuse for lashing out at those that are succeeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944407)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: Puce Disgusting Gaming Laptop

Lmao at OP, a mewling wagecuck dork taking boomer cock in every orifice 80 hours per week hoaping for dat continental breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941307)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: crimson impressive address milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941347)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Cordovan Knife

Up for partner next year actually. Happy to be a wagecuck when I'm pulling 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941387)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: mustard stag film queen of the night

There is nothing wrong with wagecucking. But I think owning your own business using your skills is admirable and clsg is trying to pass that knowledge on to others. Mentoring should be applauded. Hopefully you are mentoring juniors at your firm as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941499)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Sexy Trailer Park Laser Beams

op is not doing that because he is flame and not a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942167)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

I was literally helping to teach some juniors how to ski at our retreat this weekend. I'm very interested in all aspects of being a good lawyer, and mentoring is a huge part of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942186)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: mustard stag film queen of the night

As long as ur giving back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942211)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy round eye

Has OP poasted since this devastating self pwn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941335)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Cordovan Knife

Lol at the delusional retards slurping CSLG ITT. I'll bump this thread with a pic of my first payslip l once I make breakfast next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941383)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: elite contagious parlour

Ljl @ biglaw wagecucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941386)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: Cordovan Knife

I'll be LJL when I retire at 40 with several million ITB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941391)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: elite contagious parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941411)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

80 hours a week is flame. If you're charismatic and smart you can get by with mid 50s. Only aspie grinders with no shot at partnership do 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941431)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: elite contagious parlour

Ok, bro

You do you

Fwiw, CSLG's life sounds much better than yours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941437)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

He's also living in spic thunderdome. I'm in a tier 1 European city with very high QOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941442)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:12 PM
Author: histrionic puppy

he lithped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944500)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: cocky insecure genital piercing kitchen

cr you're alpha

prole trumpturds just idolize CSLG because they have no prestige ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941393)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Cordovan Knife

They worship him like a hero LOL. I guess a lot of them are biglaw failures that somehow imagine they can run the same hustle. Spoiler: they can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941397)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: cocky insecure genital piercing kitchen

xo is just a bunch of "too cool for school" white trash 40 IQ nazis now. they suck shitlaw's cock because they know dealing with large, prestigious institutional clients over really complex and interesting matters is way beyond their mental faculties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941409)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: elite contagious parlour

biglaw is godawful and nobody wnats to do it

it doesn't even pay that well for the amount of shit you have to put up

worst time of my life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941417)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

My group is collegial as hell. Very little turnover. Legacy clients who I'm actually close friends with. Post deal drinks feel like going to bar with my college bros. Biglaw really isn't bad if you're non aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941426)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: elite contagious parlour

Most biglaw partners are completely aspie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941433)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

Wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941438)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: cocky insecure genital piercing kitchen

it was probably shitty for you because youre a 115 IQ grinder gook who ended up marrying a ratface from your firm. well adjusted people with actual intelligence are just fine in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941511)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: elite contagious parlour

(no inheritancemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941516)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: cocky insecure genital piercing kitchen

rook its you & ur inheritance:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941530)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: infuriating feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943117)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: Garnet point

Such a weird post. CSLG and his wife have a paid off and nice house in the San Fernando Valley, millions in other assets, set their own hours, and likely won’t have to work anymore after just a couple more years if they don’t want to. I’ve met like 2 BIGLAW partners in my life that had the discipline to stop working before 70 or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941404)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

I will essentially set my own hours as a biglaw partner. I plan to work from home 75% of the time. You don't need to be in the office as a tranny.

I will be retiring at 40-45 with 10 mil or more in the bank.

CSLGs hustle is fine but it's nothing special. I'll outpace him easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941413)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: elite contagious parlour

you just sound incredibly jealous of him

biglaw is fucking terrible - i did it for a few years and wanted to kill myself on a daily basis

LEGIT KILL MYSELF

the money is absolute shit with the amount of crap you have to put up with

and the people who stay in it long term end up looking like shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941427)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

Read above. I have solid hours and my group is fun as hell. We just had a Xmas event go Karting. Was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941435)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: cocky insecure genital piercing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941685)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Navy telephone pit

I rented out an entire laser tag facility for my xmas party and I catered BBQ. Had almost 100 doctors and clients whose lives I helped financially there. I invited all of XO to come too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941996)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: elite contagious parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941999)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

I'm posting from a firm wide retreat in the Italian alps. Surrounded by smart as fuck colleagues and beautiful, successful and classy European women. Enjoy your strip mall bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942003)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: cocky insecure genital piercing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942019)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Navy telephone pit

This just killed the flame. No one believes that biglawmos are surrounded by beautiful, class, and successful women. The guys a know who slay pussy are shitlaw kings who have lots of charisma. Plus, even if it were true, I'm happy married and well traveled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942047)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

I'm happily married as well dude. Just saying that I am surrounded by smart, successful people and you are in a strip mall with xo posters. Says it all.

And European women are thin and look after themselves. Hours are less so age doesn't take its toll. This isn't Houston biglaw or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942076)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: Navy telephone pit

Lol, we should grab a beer next time you're in LA. My throwaway is calishitlawguru@gmail.com. E-mail me what city you are really in and I'll drop you a line if I'm ever there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942105)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

Will do brother. If you're ever in Vienna just bump this post. I'll show you a sick time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942119)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: cocky insecure genital piercing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942124)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Rusted Stimulating Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942032)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Smoky exhilarant cuckoldry native

lol at this shit flame. op didn't even try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941456)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

Lmao xo has lost a half step

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941976)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: Smoky exhilarant cuckoldry native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941983)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: cocky insecure genital piercing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942038)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:28 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943851)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Laughsome Topaz Stage

Link to explanation of CSLG s business model?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941638)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Jet lodge people who are hurt

Lol I'm in biglaw and even the partner who runs my group doesn't make more than CSLG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941680)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: carnelian trump supporter

You are either in some shit service group or not biglaw. And I say this as a CSLG supporter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941843)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941883)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Jet lodge people who are hurt

harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942139)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Rusted Stimulating Gunner

I met him at this holiday party. He seems very social and sounds pretty happy.

No trace of dat 1000 yard of-counsel stare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941704)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:04 PM
Author: mustard stag film queen of the night

'Dat 1000 yard of-counsel stare' begs for a moniker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941802)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

Partner track here. I'll never be a counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941885)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: carnelian trump supporter

V100 partner here: CSLG makes more money than I do. He’s also a great dude. Fuck you for making this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941832)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

Sorry about your shit firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941891)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: carnelian trump supporter

Meh, I’ll cry myself to sleep on my million dollar HHI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941920)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

Lmfao at this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941989)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: carnelian trump supporter

I’m sure you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942042)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

You probably live in some high COL shit hole. I'm in a liveable European city and will cop partnership next year. Won't have to piss away 50k a year on private school like you. How MAF does this make you? Your HHI is a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942058)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: carnelian trump supporter

Nothing you said is true. Sorry you are so MAF tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942067)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

Lol dude other xo posters can confirm this. Sorry you're jelly as fuck with your head in the sand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942122)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: carnelian trump supporter

Other poasters can confirm that what you said about me is not true. IDGAF about you, lil mentally ill brehlet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942136)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

Who are these posters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942145)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: carnelian trump supporter

Just use search little bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942153)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

Lol you're done here. Thanks for playing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942174)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: carnelian trump supporter

Sorry you are so mad. Let me guess, you were a pumo until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942205)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

Wrong again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942223)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: pontificating location

Gitmo was outted by doobs in the thread where he said he made partner. Who are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942385)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: cocky insecure genital piercing kitchen

he's 6'3"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942151)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: carnelian trump supporter

6’1.5”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942198)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

So you're shorter than me and will be making much less 1 year from now. You night want to pull an Irish exit from this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942204)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: carnelian trump supporter

lol, nobody believes you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942208)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: pontificating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942380)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: cocky insecure genital piercing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942236)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: galvanic ruddy home

ljl, confident people don't make threads like this. You seem like an insecure loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942149)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

I'm confident as hell, have a beautiful wife and was crushing it off piste today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942172)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: carnelian trump supporter

I bet you have a 9 inch dick too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942201)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

I'm Asian. Packing 6 inches actually and it has never been a problem for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942213)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: carnelian trump supporter

JFC, you’re dun here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942219)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942230)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: lascivious slippery karate

I for one am shocked that OP of this thread is asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942226)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:38 PM
Author: Cordovan Knife

6'3" with a white European wife. You'd kill to swap lives with me faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944268)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: lascivious slippery karate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944494)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:16 PM
Author: histrionic puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944523)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: cocky insecure genital piercing kitchen



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Jet lodge people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942191)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: carnelian trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942210)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: Cracking crawly jew legend

No layperson knows or cares who the fuck a biglaw partner is. I still, 20+ years later, remember the phone number for shitlawyer Ron Bell (likely the inspiration for Saul). Ohco-Nueve-Ocho-BELL!

That Texas law hawk bro has more street and pussy cred than a biglawyer. People eat this shit up and love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmZiqwRnwtM

Would totally volunteer to be in any of CSLG's commercials one day.

Also, Texas law hawk is persnickity about props and kills time trolling amazon for rubber fish while "partners" enjoy being bottom of those 11:1 payout ratios.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPJo42MUQqY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941906)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Sexy Trailer Park Laser Beams

LOL that law hawk guy is awesome. holy fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941936)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: mustard stag film queen of the night

I've been searching for a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942093)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Navy telephone pit

Chandler and Kenny, we should do these type of commercials lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942113)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: irate theatre



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: pontificating location

*opens thread*

*smells ducksauce*

*closes thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942310)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: lascivious slippery karate



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