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LOL @ Kasowitz's new website and profile pics
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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:59 PM Author: amethyst racy hell they made all the pics angry and pissed off, in black and white
I think they're going for a "tough litigator" image firmwide, but it looks ridiculous
e.g., http://www.kasowitz.com/people/search-results/?position=partner&page=2 http://www.kasowitz.com/# |
Date: December 17th, 2017 8:00 PM Author: violent love of her life heaven LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944404) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:03 PM Author: wild field liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944420) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:03 PM Author: Opaque hot pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944428) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:05 PM Author: 180 puce market athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944433) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 6:57 PM Author: Charismatic Clear Lodge Toaster WHO THE FUCK YOU LOOKING FOR? YOU LOOKING AT ME? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951902) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 6:58 PM Author: Lime Quadroon they should have included an explanation point too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951907) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 7:05 PM Author: supple trailer park lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951965) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:18 AM Author: Laughsome Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503858) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:51 AM Author: Cobalt property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35504345) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:02 PM Author: Lime Quadroon lol.
marc kasowitz trying to cover up his exposure as a shit lawyer. |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:04 PM Author: Opaque hot pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944429) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:06 PM Author: violent love of her life heaven a bunch of bad elliot ness type dudes who will BRACE the fuck out of you if you send a snarky email about how they're alcoholic basket-cases. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944438) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:05 PM Author: Lime Quadroon AGGRESSIVE. RELENTLESS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944436) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: Olive crackhouse nibblets scary! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35509963) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:54 PM Author: Lime Quadroon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzHWLLn5Z4A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35509965) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:07 PM Author: vivacious ivory point This fucking shitlaw firm pays lockstep and my firm doesn’t (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944453) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:08 PM Author: Lime Quadroon (disgruntled Greenberg Traurig service "shareholder") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944460) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:29 PM Author: Multi-colored parlor lol, I know one of those irl that makes 300k. Lulz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944610) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:15 PM Author: Multi-colored parlor Twist: no it doesnt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944519) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:09 PM Author: infuriating fuchsia idiot center Lol what a joke. Half of these ppl are actually frowning in their pictures. What a shit profession.
This faggot looks more like he got fucked in the ass without a reach around rather than intimidating:
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/albert-j-delgado/
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:28 PM Author: Awkward church really tough guy CR. Exhibit A as to why this profession is shit. You get to spend all day arguing about minutiae with miserable sacks of shit who take frowning angry photos to show how tough they are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944606) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 4:30 AM Author: Comical codepig garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946983) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:17 PM Author: Lime Quadroon u: shitting ur pants when you receive a discovery deficiency letter from her
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/danielle-r-gill/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:20 PM Author: Multi-colored parlor Georgetown University Law Center J.D., magna cum laude, 2011 Emory University B.A., 2007
Jesus, imagine the chip she has on her shoulder with those shit creds. |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:16 PM Author: Slap-happy mahogany rigor ITE was hell. If she were magna GULC in 2006 she’d be a partner at Gibson Dunn right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952469) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:31 PM Author: razzle light orchestra pit feces "hey, i hear you're behind on your payments."
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/manuel-a-fernandez/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:33 PM Author: Lime Quadroon lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944629) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:35 PM Author: Awkward church really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:44 PM Author: shivering adventurous fat ankles University of Miami School of Law J.D., summa cum laude, 1987 |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: bateful fanboi ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945005) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:33 PM Author: claret hall toilet seat !! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945049) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:00 PM Author: insecure soul-stirring deer antler Lol and he's not even a litigator. He's a real estate tranny guy. What a fucking badass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952409) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:02 PM Author: claret hall toilet seat this is still like 30x funnier than every other post here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952414) |
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Date: January 15th, 2019 1:12 AM Author: Lime Quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#37593702) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:40 PM Author: Awkward church really tough guy Peter Griffin: BREAKFAST
You: <><>NO BREAKFAST<><>
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/ann-m-st-peter-griffith/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:45 PM Author: Multi-colored parlor Bet her shits smell like death (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944708) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: bateful fanboi ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945008) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:43 PM Author: Impertinent Stag Film Boiling Water http://www.kasowitz.com/people/barry-rutcofsky/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944689) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:35 PM Author: amethyst racy hell that's one of the relatively friendly pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946164) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:46 PM Author: shivering adventurous fat ankles http://www.kasowitz.com/media/3263/kim-heather-800x600.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944710) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:49 PM Author: Multi-colored parlor Seriously tho, for shitlaw, the females are super ugly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944737) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:56 PM Author: shivering adventurous fat ankles http://www.kasowitz.com/media/3249/gao-tian-800x600.jpg http://www.kasowitz.com/media/3258/ho-tiffany-800x600.jpg |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:39 PM Author: Multi-colored parlor I stand by my statement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945106) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:51 PM Author: Impertinent Stag Film Boiling Water moonlights as a dominatrix ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944754) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:34 PM Author: claret hall toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945055) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:08 PM Author: Swashbuckling jewess becky very sexy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945932) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:35 PM Author: claret hall toilet seat kasowitz seems like the kind of firm that might sue over this thread and get everyone's ip address. i regret posting itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945066) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:37 PM Author: Awkward church really tough guy (John Doe 4, hereinafter referred to as "cuck") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945088) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:38 PM Author: Elite Native they got 786 not even 305 area codes. fuck those cellphone faggots/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:12 PM Author: 180 puce market athletic conference I just emailed this thread to Marc Kasowitz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945979) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:30 PM Author: amethyst racy hell he better not send this dood who looks like a bouncer after me
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/jonathan-k-waldrop/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:12 PM Author: supple trailer park David W. Fermino thinks you're a real piece of shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945981) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 PM Author: amethyst racy hell you should watch the videos on Kasowitz's new site; it's like a bunch of really lame ads for Law and Order
gotta wonder who fucked this up in marketing |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:24 PM Author: amethyst racy hell http://www.kasowitz.com/people/steven-c-carlson/
This "tough" pic is even more hilarious because he's a shit lawyer IRL |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:20 PM Author: Slap-happy mahogany rigor Yale grad and fed circuit clerk, but works at Kasowitz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952495) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:32 PM Author: floppy burgundy factory reset button windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946145) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 12:58 AM Author: Lime Quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946507) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 4:29 AM Author: Comical codepig garrison "I'll fight for you."
"I pooped."
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Date: December 18th, 2017 6:54 PM Author: Lime Quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951875) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:23 PM Author: Slap-happy mahogany rigor Shitlaw life hack: you don’t have to pay for good dental insurance if you don’t show your teeth in your firm bio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952513) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:14 PM Author: Slap-happy mahogany rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35510110) |
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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:34 AM Author: Slap-happy mahogany rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34956530) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 2:15 AM Author: Lime Quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35181514) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 2:22 AM Author: violet stirring locus What a hilarious mix of mafia bosses and rat-faced men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35181528) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:51 AM Author: bateful fanboi ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503945) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:16 AM Author: Lime Quadroon lol http://www.kasowitz.com/at-a-glance/our-ethos/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503851) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:55 AM Author: shivering adventurous fat ankles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YviYufXRw0g&t=12 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503970) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 2:22 AM Author: Comical codepig garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35504045) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 2:19 AM Author: Comical codepig garrison The "WE'LL FIGHT FOR YOU" prole braggadocio is humorous, but "We understand . . . what is market" tacked on at the end for the trannies is just pathetic.
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: Irradiated cream place of business In the heat of negotiations someone with a bigger dick at a better firm is going to bring up that quote. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35510082) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:48 AM Author: vivacious ivory point We understand our clients' business and what is market.
What does that mean? Is that a typo or am I not getting something? |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: Lime Quadroon i had the same confusion. i guess the poast above yours explains it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35509938) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:20 PM Author: Slap-happy mahogany rigor I still don’t get it. But I’m not a trannie. Maybe it’s like saying “we’ve done this so we know comps to your deal and can call bullshit if someone does something wacky or misses a signature page” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35510160) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:22 PM Author: Lime Quadroon yeah i'm a litfag so figured "knowing market" might be some term of art those dudes use.
i agree with your thought but wouldnt they want to get their client something BETTER than "market?" |