Date: December 17th, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: Cream range
In the glymmy inne hung an aire most faoule
Wheyre teww scaore nowag gathyred, facys dour
“Thys is a thyrd wyrld cunffry” said nyewg
“I’ll tell exx-ohh, even theough it’s halvf jyw”
Thee ailemaden caem, to pour hym a drynk
All in one gulpp, he was a thyrsty chynk
Nyewg looeked tew his laeft, and sayd “Hae thyre..
“What’s yer nyrwoode, shaedn’t aysiennes half haire?”
“Oh ye bother spacepyrn, he olf byld nape,
“Because of kallmynn, aye cannae smell a graep”
“The kinder runne hyther and thithere, amok
My woife is a shryw, and raefuses t’cook”
Then a qoiet faell and a chyll was felt
DTP had arrivdt, his faece a’weldt
All kneww hys maellongoally was graetyst
He lived’t in soe-call, ere whyte boies aire fameis
He took frym his pockyt a tinctyre faire
He drinkst sunnie D, tis’ good fyr his haire
Spacepyrn got up frym his chaire wyth jyst a looke
“Faetch me some stewwe, yew infertaele gook”
DTP’s face had wrynklles, praemature
If yew thynke yee have worryes, he has myre
“I spaent thee day watchyng fobbes at starebycks,
Thaee love inne ignaerance, theows lycky fycks”
“I may naever knoeww love, i am a cukke
Caliee gyrls won’nae evyn give me a’ looke
Now ere I am a rancyd olde codgerr
Per’haps i’ll stabbe, as elliott rodgere"
Ere now the inne and its inhabitaents
All maed to flee, as they had pyssed thyre pants
Byt thee doore was barryd, chandlyr had comme laet
Asked he, “So yew’r aending it all, tewnyte?”
Just whenne it seemst that owr paerty was peril’d
From up abyve, therre caem a gryt heralde
A pywwmo of cammae and punc’t we’dinnae know
Dwyn fell 0.1 ETHs, lyke soft cryptaew snow
He lookst dwyn aepon us, and styrted to speake,
“Yew bicker lyke wimmen, are yew all twinkes?”
Tygythyr they craed “Fyck yew pywwmo baybee”
“Byt keepe drypping ETH, becaise it’s 180”
Naow we haeve cym tew thee ende of oure tale
Thinke onne these lessons, and love wythoute faile
Be naece tew eachothyr, d’nnae taell fybs
Keep eyes tew god, and remembyr FYCK LYBS
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832564&forum_id=2#34945498)