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POLL: will evan SMASH dat checkout girl's MUSH or will he cop out like a BITCH

like his taking the LSAT, investing in crypto, copping a non...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/21/17
I will destroy that pussy, believe me. She more or less prop...
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/21/17
and what did you more or less do last night? option A) SM...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/21/17
I'm taking my time with her. Despite what she was hinting at...
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/21/17
option B) then. got it, bitch.
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/21/17
How dare you
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/21/17
dude look at your life up to this point. you're not exactly ...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/21/17
Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorr...
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/21/17
ok evan. be sure to bump this thread after you've broken her...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/21/17
She won't be able to walk when I'm finished with her.
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/21/17
(39 year old 'manfag' who's permalimp from anxiety and self-...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/21/17
Why do you want me to fail?
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/21/17
i don't *want* you to fail. but you're fucking weak and you ...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/21/17
I'm getting stronger and more confident across the board. Sh...
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/21/17
you're 40 and work at a grocery store. you post constantly ...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/21/17
I will think of this poast when I'm shooting my load into he...
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/21/17
(erectile dysfunction fag)
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/21/17
Do not take your time. This is not a “straight” guy you are...
gay step-uncle's house organic girlfriend
  12/21/17
Understood
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/21/17
U follow thru on this advice champ?
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/03/18
lol why even give this fag advice. he's already friend-zone'...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/21/17
I stand with evan!
Translucent Digit Ratio
  12/21/17
maybe you do. but evan's dick does not. if he ever even mana...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/21/17
...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/21/17
no one has any forward looking projections on whether evan39...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/21/17
He will get his dick wet next week, during the later rounds ...
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  12/21/17
...
up-to-no-good exciting ticket booth potus
  12/21/17
assuming the entire thing is not flame, no way he goes throu...
Beady-eyed ebony laser beams
  12/21/17
He's gonna maek it
Lemon area fat ankles
  12/21/17
there is no girl, hth
useless obsidian kitty internal respiration
  12/21/17
I bet he bitches out like a fag
Vigorous Address Sound Barrier
  12/21/17
...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/22/17
Cr. I hope he does
Adventurous shimmering stead giraffe
  12/28/17
CRRRRRRRRRRR
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/13/18
I love evan and want him to stay a fag (booooom)
Vigorous Address Sound Barrier
  01/13/18
lol so as predicted evan marshmallow dicked it like a fuckin...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/22/17
So Evan did u smash like you assured us you would or bitch o...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/22/17
Evan did you deliver on your guarantee and smash?
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/22/17
I worry he won't be assertive enough and will blow it. Bu...
Carmine Station Feces
  12/22/17
<><><NO MOVEMENT><><>
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/22/17
I will have her.
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/22/17
any movement?
Brilliant Principal's Office
  12/26/17
Lots of flirting the other night, accompanied by her deep, p...
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/26/17
she isn't a teenager, grab her and slobber on her
green senate
  12/26/17
I know, believe me. There was one moment in particular when ...
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/26/17
the thing about women, Evan, is that they are incredibly fic...
green senate
  12/26/17
Yeah, I know.
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/26/17
Any movement evan?
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/03/18
...
useless obsidian kitty internal respiration
  12/26/17
You're going to walk in on her blowing a guy like me, I swea...
chocolate shrine ratface
  12/26/17
Tomorrow
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/26/17
any movement?
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/13/18
didn't u give assurances that you would already have SMASHED...
Brilliant Principal's Office
  12/26/17
Yeah, but we've had several days off due to the holiday.
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/26/17
seems like something you should have accounted for but didn'...
Brilliant Principal's Office
  12/26/17
How dare you
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/26/17
just admit you're never going to pound on dat MUSH because y...
Brilliant Principal's Office
  12/26/17
The tension between us is increasing, and I'm sure things ar...
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/26/17
(literal fag who hasn't put his dick in anything since his d...
Brilliant Principal's Office
  12/26/17
Okay, now you're just pissing me off.
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/26/17
lol who cares ur literally a fucking BITCH it's LJL u thi...
Brilliant Principal's Office
  12/26/17
cot damn i say COT DAMN!
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/13/18
...
chocolate shrine ratface
  12/26/17
CRRRRRRRRR
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/13/18
why are you guys trying to get a self admitted homosexual to...
trip massive brunch milk
  12/26/17
no offense evan, you're 180
trip massive brunch milk
  12/26/17
I might enjoy it, who knows.
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/26/17
Spinner, bent over the checkout, yoga pants around her ankle...
green senate
  12/26/17
Based on his description, you just know this girl has a gapi...
chocolate shrine ratface
  12/26/17
update? evan did u smash?
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/28/17
No, but the girl has shown continued interest. She's not a d...
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/28/17
you're just making excuses for yourself: Date: December ...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/28/17
The moment wasn't right. I'm not some aggressive Chad who's ...
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/28/17
Stop being a pussy. The time will never be "right"...
chocolate shrine ratface
  12/28/17
not our fault you made a guarantee and then bitched out
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/29/17
...
Beady-eyed ebony laser beams
  12/29/17
...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/28/17
guys, stop bullying evan39 ITT pls he did nothing wrong
Shivering dilemma
  12/28/17
He gave assurances
Beady-eyed ebony laser beams
  12/29/17
I'll ask her out (again) the next time I see her. Nothing to...
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/29/17
Ask her out?? You guaranteed you were going to smash last we...
Beady-eyed ebony laser beams
  12/29/17
We're both kind of shy. Give it time.
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/29/17
So when are you gonna fuck her?
Beady-eyed ebony laser beams
  12/29/17
We'll see what happens. I'm not a Chad and have never preten...
Comical quadroon plaza
  12/29/17
except u DID pretend to be a Chad and call your shot that u ...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/31/17
evan?
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/31/17
evan?
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  12/31/17
Evan = bitchmade wet noodle faggot
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/03/18
He hasn't followed Corey Wayne.
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  01/03/18
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Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/03/18
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Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/03/18
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Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/03/18
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Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/03/18
evan any movement on this?
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/03/18
Lol evan u fag
marvelous erotic mood brethren
  01/03/18
...
glittery well-lubricated sneaky criminal
  01/03/18
cr. evan where are we on this?
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/03/18
...
magenta swashbuckling temple
  01/03/18
Any movement here Evan?
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/04/18
make any progress today evan?
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/05/18
...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/05/18
He will lose his boner at the moment of truth.
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  01/05/18
cr evan is NOT a closer and just reading his regular poasts ...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/05/18
you gonna smash tonight evan?
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/05/18
evan did u SMASH dat mushy mush last nite?
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/06/18
big saturday date lined up evan? 3 dates and SMASH amirite?
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/06/18
evan did u smash this weekend? How many dates did you take h...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/08/18
Brother, wear a gopro so we can experience it too.
lilac magical market yarmulke
  01/08/18
*evan wears GoPro for wknd* *uploads 32 hrs of camera tra...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/08/18
...
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  01/11/18
...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/08/18
evan did u invite chick over for a "chill" weeknig...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/11/18
did evan SMASH dat bitch's MUSHY??????
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/11/18
evan have you made ANY progress????
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/11/18
it's the freaking weekend. do ya'll think evan39 SMASHED...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/13/18
lulzy thread
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  01/13/18
seriously who the fuck cAres
poppy bossy travel guidebook location
  01/13/18
evan this thread has been active for approximately 30 days ....
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/15/18
another weekend of <><><NOSMASH><>&l...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/16/18
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blathering theater
  01/17/18
OUTLOOK | NOT | SO | GOOD
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/17/18
Date: January 17th, 2018 11:08 AM Author: evan39 Goddamm...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/17/18
LJL http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863946&m...
Cracking orange place of business gaping
  01/19/18


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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

like his taking the LSAT, investing in crypto, copping a non-grocery jerb, or generally succeeding at anything....

i'd bet all 100 of my ETH that he cops out like a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973169)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

I will destroy that pussy, believe me. She more or less propositioned me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973170)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:16 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

and what did you more or less do last night?

option A) SMASH dat MUSHY

option B) cop out like a BITCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973172)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

I'm taking my time with her. Despite what she was hinting at, I think she's still kind of shy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973174)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

option B) then. got it, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973175)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973176)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

dude look at your life up to this point. you're not exactly a closer.

this 'girl' you're supposedly into has basically straddled your lap buck ass naked and you haven't done shit. according to you it's not because you're a pussy you're "just taking your time."

look back on the opportunities in your life now gone by. were you "just taking your time" with them? how'd that turn out, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973178)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973180)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:23 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

ok evan. be sure to bump this thread after you've broken her twat with an assertive not-at-all-performance-anxiety-limp dick'd pounding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973182)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:24 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

She won't be able to walk when I'm finished with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973183)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

(39 year old 'manfag' who's permalimp from anxiety and self-hate and has had fewer than 10 successful sexual encounters in his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973184)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:33 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

Why do you want me to fail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973188)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:34 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

i don't *want* you to fail. but you're fucking weak and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973189)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:35 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

I'm getting stronger and more confident across the board. She sees something in me, even if you don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973190)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

you're 40 and work at a grocery store. you post constantly about how you're going to make a business or put money in a risky investment vehicle or how you've been getting "really good" at logic games on your last few practice tests.

but year in and year out, you literally do nothing and make zero progress with any of it, despite your supposed (((intelligence))).

here's a protip evan. girls *WANT* to see something in guys, and will go out of their way to seek out that diamond in the rough after they've gotten their twat blown out by CHAD. problem is they can ALWAYS see/smell/taste/sense *weakness* and if they smell weakness on you they'll treat you like the limp dick fag you are, and seek a girthy cock pounding from an alpha pumo like me while giggling and laughing behind your back about how she always has to tell you "it's ok we can just cuddle" but in reality she thinks you're a fucking homo fag. which you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973195)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:45 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

I will think of this poast when I'm shooting my load into her cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973203)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:50 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

(erectile dysfunction fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973207)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:37 AM
Author: gay step-uncle's house organic girlfriend

Do not take your time. This is not a “straight” guy you are Truro fuck here. Be aggressive or you will fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973191)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

Understood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973194)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:00 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

U follow thru on this advice champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069035)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:41 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

lol why even give this fag advice. he's already friend-zone'd himself five times over.

he's a LOSER. he's doing very poorly. his shitty 642 sq/ft apt is a disaster, believe me. and he spends all his time queening it up on some fag message board that enables his queerness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973197)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: Translucent Digit Ratio

I stand with evan!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973171)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:42 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

maybe you do. but evan's dick does not. if he ever even manages to get up the nerve to kiss this chick (unlikely) that clitty peen is gonna be limp as a wet noodle when she pulls it out w a look of disgust on her face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973198)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977385)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

no one has any forward looking projections on whether evan39 gets his dick wet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977446)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: maniacal ultramarine immigrant

He will get his dick wet next week, during the later rounds of MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977489)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: up-to-no-good exciting ticket booth potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977497)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ebony laser beams

assuming the entire thing is not flame, no way he goes through with it.

And definitely not by tonight like he said above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977625)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: Lemon area fat ankles

He's gonna maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977656)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: useless obsidian kitty internal respiration

there is no girl, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977661)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: Vigorous Address Sound Barrier

I bet he bitches out like a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977664)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 7:54 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34982623)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: Adventurous shimmering stead giraffe

Cr. I hope he does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028436)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:44 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

CRRRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145910)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:59 AM
Author: Vigorous Address Sound Barrier

I love evan and want him to stay a fag

(booooom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145923)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 7:54 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

lol so as predicted evan marshmallow dicked it like a fucking fag. he's doing very poorly and he'll never get a bitch pregnant or even penetrate her. SAD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34982618)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

So Evan did u smash like you assured us you would or bitch out and spend the evening poasting about FLW and other dumb xo bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34983899)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

Evan did you deliver on your guarantee and smash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34985213)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Carmine Station Feces

I worry he won't be assertive enough and will blow it.

But I'm pulling for you, Evan!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34985897)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

<><><NO MOVEMENT><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34987382)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 6:55 PM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

I will have her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34987393)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:29 AM
Author: Brilliant Principal's Office

any movement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008359)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:38 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

Lots of flirting the other night, accompanied by her deep, piercing gaze. She actually toyed with me by pretending to be "going home early" and then laughed when she saw my predictable disappointment. She's so cute and makes me feel unnngh every time. We'll see what happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008386)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:38 AM
Author: green senate

she isn't a teenager, grab her and slobber on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008388)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:40 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

I know, believe me. There was one moment in particular when her little friends crowded around her at lunch, and I didn't really have the opportunity to sit with her. She looked at me with longing in her eyes (not flame) and I was like fuuuuuck :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008393)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:46 AM
Author: green senate

the thing about women, Evan, is that they are incredibly fickle... you have to move kind of fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008409)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

Yeah, I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:01 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

Any movement evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069037)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: useless obsidian kitty internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008435)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:41 AM
Author: chocolate shrine ratface

You're going to walk in on her blowing a guy like me, I swear it. Make a move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008395)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

Tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008396)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:45 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

any movement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145911)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: Brilliant Principal's Office

didn't u give assurances that you would already have SMASHED her pussy like 4 days ago?

you seem like a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008397)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

Yeah, but we've had several days off due to the holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008401)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:46 AM
Author: Brilliant Principal's Office

seems like something you should have accounted for but didn't b/c ur a low IQ grocer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008410)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008413)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: Brilliant Principal's Office

just admit you're never going to pound on dat MUSH because you're mentally weak and have been incel for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008415)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:55 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

The tension between us is increasing, and I'm sure things are going my way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008423)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Brilliant Principal's Office

(literal fag who hasn't put his dick in anything since his dad resignedly bought him a hooker at the age of 17, knowing full well he'd never get it up)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008446)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

Okay, now you're just pissing me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008452)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:48 AM
Author: Brilliant Principal's Office

lol who cares ur literally a fucking BITCH

it's LJL u thinking can roll up on a down-ass-nigga and talk shit bout how u gonna smash dat MUSHY MUSH but i can smell a bitchmade fag w/ a noodle dick a mile away HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008498)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

cot damn i say COT DAMN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145914)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:58 AM
Author: chocolate shrine ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008428)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

CRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145913)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:24 AM
Author: trip massive brunch milk

why are you guys trying to get a self admitted homosexual to have intercourse with a woman? For the lulz when he sees that stinky gash and has to climb out the bathroom window?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008459)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: trip massive brunch milk

no offense evan, you're 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008462)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:27 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

I might enjoy it, who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008465)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:35 AM
Author: green senate

Spinner, bent over the checkout, yoga pants around her ankles; evan trying to decide which of her holes to fill with his throbbing checkout laser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008478)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: chocolate shrine ratface

Based on his description, you just know this girl has a gaping maw between her two hams. I almost feel bad for the little guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008487)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

update? evan did u smash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028406)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

No, but the girl has shown continued interest. She's not a dumb cunt like the typical woman, and probably enjoys getting to know someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028432)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

you're just making excuses for yourself:

Date: December 21st, 2017 4:21 AM

Author: evan39

Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028672)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

The moment wasn't right. I'm not some aggressive Chad who's just gonna walk over and be like, "Hey Stacey, want sum fuk?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028683)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: chocolate shrine ratface

Stop being a pussy. The time will never be "right".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35029999)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

not our fault you made a guarantee and then bitched out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35031707)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:29 AM
Author: Beady-eyed ebony laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032749)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35029381)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Shivering dilemma

guys, stop bullying evan39 ITT pls he did nothing wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35030021)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed ebony laser beams

He gave assurances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35031910)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:33 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

I'll ask her out (again) the next time I see her. Nothing to lose at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032757)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed ebony laser beams

Ask her out?? You guaranteed you were going to smash last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032761)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:35 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

We're both kind of shy. Give it time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032765)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed ebony laser beams

So when are you gonna fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032773)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:41 AM
Author: Comical quadroon plaza

We'll see what happens. I'm not a Chad and have never pretended to be one. Maybe a few dates, then we'll "hang out" at her place or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032776)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

except u DID pretend to be a Chad and call your shot that u were gonna SMASH in this very thread and then you did fuck all like a little bitch.

so, as if i even need to ask? any movement?

<><><NO MOVEMENT><><> ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051557)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 6:01 PM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051570)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 7:01 PM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051923)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:54 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

Evan = bitchmade wet noodle faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:19 AM
Author: hairraiser abode factory reset button

He hasn't followed Corey Wayne.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069069)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35070080)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35070477)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35071686)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35071767)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

evan any movement on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073565)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: marvelous erotic mood brethren

Lol evan u fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073746)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: glittery well-lubricated sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073749)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

cr. evan where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073771)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: magenta swashbuckling temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073753)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 4:28 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

Any movement here Evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35077657)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

make any progress today evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085149)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085220)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: ruby elastic band affirmative action

He will lose his boner at the moment of truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085239)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

cr evan is NOT a closer and just reading his regular poasts it's clear he's had *serious* problems with ED all his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35086175)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

you gonna smash tonight evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35090434)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

evan did u SMASH dat mushy mush last nite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35096570)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

big saturday date lined up evan? 3 dates and SMASH amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35098866)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

evan did u smash this weekend? How many dates did you take her out on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108139)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: lilac magical market yarmulke

Brother, wear a gopro so we can experience it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108201)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

*evan wears GoPro for wknd*

*uploads 32 hrs of camera trained on computer in shitty apt w screen jumping bw xo and gay porn*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108337)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:24 AM
Author: white business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130780)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35110277)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:10 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

evan did u invite chick over for a "chill" weeknight date and then SMASH the FUKKKKKKK outta dat MUSHY MUSH??????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130736)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:14 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

did evan SMASH dat bitch's MUSHY??????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130743)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:33 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

evan have you made ANY progress????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130805)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:37 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

it's the freaking weekend.

do ya'll think evan39 SMASHED dat MUSHY MUSH 2nite or do u think he's more of a saturday date wine-and-dine-and-SMASH type of guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145906)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: chrome nursing home

lulzy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35148869)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: poppy bossy travel guidebook location

seriously who the fuck cAres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35148887)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

evan this thread has been active for approximately 30 days ...

if u have SMASHED plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35158968)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

another weekend of <><><NOSMASH><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35170726)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: blathering theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175077)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

OUTLOOK | NOT | SO | GOOD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175129)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

Date: January 17th, 2018 11:08 AM

Author: evan39

Goddammit. Dude is late-twenties and just broke up with some bitch. And based on his social media, he has a kid, too. But who is he after now? You guessed it. I had to watch this shit for hours. Chad is, like, sooooo funny Evan! Hahaha stoooooppp Chad hahaha

Doesn't Chad EVER get enough?

(Yes, this is real)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3862552&forum_id=2#35175064)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175292)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Cracking orange place of business gaping

LJL

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863946&mc=47&forum_id=2#35185827

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35187509)