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POLL: will evan SMASH dat checkout girl's MUSH or will he cop out like a BITCH

like his taking the LSAT, investing in crypto, copping a non...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/21/17
I will destroy that pussy, believe me. She more or less prop...
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/21/17
and what did you more or less do last night? option A) SM...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/21/17
I'm taking my time with her. Despite what she was hinting at...
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/21/17
option B) then. got it, bitch.
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/21/17
How dare you
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/21/17
dude look at your life up to this point. you're not exactly ...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/21/17
Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorr...
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/21/17
ok evan. be sure to bump this thread after you've broken her...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/21/17
She won't be able to walk when I'm finished with her.
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/21/17
(39 year old 'manfag' who's permalimp from anxiety and self-...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/21/17
Why do you want me to fail?
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/21/17
i don't *want* you to fail. but you're fucking weak and you ...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/21/17
I'm getting stronger and more confident across the board. Sh...
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/21/17
you're 40 and work at a grocery store. you post constantly ...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/21/17
I will think of this poast when I'm shooting my load into he...
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/21/17
(erectile dysfunction fag)
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/21/17
Do not take your time. This is not a “straight” guy you are...
maroon racy pocket flask
  12/21/17
Understood
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/21/17
U follow thru on this advice champ?
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/03/18
lol why even give this fag advice. he's already friend-zone'...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/21/17
I stand with evan!
Adulterous stimulating affirmative action stead
  12/21/17
maybe you do. but evan's dick does not. if he ever even mana...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/21/17
...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/21/17
no one has any forward looking projections on whether evan39...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/21/17
He will get his dick wet next week, during the later rounds ...
vigorous drunken boiling water sound barrier
  12/21/17
...
bespoke legend field
  12/21/17
assuming the entire thing is not flame, no way he goes throu...
At-the-ready Odious Depressive
  12/21/17
He's gonna maek it
Marvelous Bat Shit Crazy State
  12/21/17
there is no girl, hth
Green potus fortuitous meteor
  12/21/17
I bet he bitches out like a fag
amethyst self-centered skinny woman queen of the night
  12/21/17
...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/22/17
Cr. I hope he does
adventurous low-t knife space
  12/28/17
CRRRRRRRRRRR
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/13/18
I love evan and want him to stay a fag (booooom)
amethyst self-centered skinny woman queen of the night
  01/13/18
lol so as predicted evan marshmallow dicked it like a fuckin...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/22/17
So Evan did u smash like you assured us you would or bitch o...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/22/17
Evan did you deliver on your guarantee and smash?
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/22/17
I worry he won't be assertive enough and will blow it. Bu...
floppy red step-uncle's house haunted graveyard
  12/22/17
<><><NO MOVEMENT><><>
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/22/17
I will have her.
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/22/17
any movement?
Startled Tattoo
  12/26/17
Lots of flirting the other night, accompanied by her deep, p...
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/26/17
she isn't a teenager, grab her and slobber on her
Umber irradiated halford striped hyena
  12/26/17
I know, believe me. There was one moment in particular when ...
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/26/17
the thing about women, Evan, is that they are incredibly fic...
Umber irradiated halford striped hyena
  12/26/17
Yeah, I know.
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/26/17
Any movement evan?
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/03/18
...
Green potus fortuitous meteor
  12/26/17
You're going to walk in on her blowing a guy like me, I swea...
Effete zippy sex offender scourge upon the earth
  12/26/17
Tomorrow
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/26/17
any movement?
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/13/18
didn't u give assurances that you would already have SMASHED...
Startled Tattoo
  12/26/17
Yeah, but we've had several days off due to the holiday.
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/26/17
seems like something you should have accounted for but didn'...
Startled Tattoo
  12/26/17
How dare you
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/26/17
just admit you're never going to pound on dat MUSH because y...
Startled Tattoo
  12/26/17
The tension between us is increasing, and I'm sure things ar...
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/26/17
(literal fag who hasn't put his dick in anything since his d...
Startled Tattoo
  12/26/17
Okay, now you're just pissing me off.
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/26/17
lol who cares ur literally a fucking BITCH it's LJL u thi...
Startled Tattoo
  12/26/17
cot damn i say COT DAMN!
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/13/18
...
Effete zippy sex offender scourge upon the earth
  12/26/17
CRRRRRRRRR
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/13/18
why are you guys trying to get a self admitted homosexual to...
Coiffed Milk
  12/26/17
no offense evan, you're 180
Coiffed Milk
  12/26/17
I might enjoy it, who knows.
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/26/17
Spinner, bent over the checkout, yoga pants around her ankle...
Umber irradiated halford striped hyena
  12/26/17
Based on his description, you just know this girl has a gapi...
Effete zippy sex offender scourge upon the earth
  12/26/17
update? evan did u smash?
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/28/17
No, but the girl has shown continued interest. She's not a d...
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/28/17
you're just making excuses for yourself: Date: December ...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/28/17
The moment wasn't right. I'm not some aggressive Chad who's ...
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/28/17
Stop being a pussy. The time will never be "right"...
Effete zippy sex offender scourge upon the earth
  12/28/17
not our fault you made a guarantee and then bitched out
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/29/17
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At-the-ready Odious Depressive
  12/29/17
...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/28/17
guys, stop bullying evan39 ITT pls he did nothing wrong
sepia electric ape filthpig
  12/28/17
He gave assurances
At-the-ready Odious Depressive
  12/29/17
I'll ask her out (again) the next time I see her. Nothing to...
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/29/17
Ask her out?? You guaranteed you were going to smash last we...
At-the-ready Odious Depressive
  12/29/17
We're both kind of shy. Give it time.
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/29/17
So when are you gonna fuck her?
At-the-ready Odious Depressive
  12/29/17
We'll see what happens. I'm not a Chad and have never preten...
Very tactful cuckold mood
  12/29/17
except u DID pretend to be a Chad and call your shot that u ...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/31/17
evan?
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/31/17
evan?
gaped kitty coffee pot
  12/31/17
Evan = bitchmade wet noodle faggot
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/03/18
He hasn't followed Corey Wayne.
trip sexy set rigor
  01/03/18
...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/03/18
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gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/03/18
...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/03/18
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gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/03/18
evan any movement on this?
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/03/18
Lol evan u fag
Puce Stain Base
  01/03/18
...
pink party of the first part business firm
  01/03/18
cr. evan where are we on this?
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/03/18
...
180 big-titted digit ratio indirect expression
  01/03/18
Any movement here Evan?
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/04/18
make any progress today evan?
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/05/18
...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/05/18
He will lose his boner at the moment of truth.
Laughsome rusted travel guidebook idiot
  01/05/18
cr evan is NOT a closer and just reading his regular poasts ...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/05/18
you gonna smash tonight evan?
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/05/18
evan did u SMASH dat mushy mush last nite?
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/06/18
big saturday date lined up evan? 3 dates and SMASH amirite?
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/06/18
evan did u smash this weekend? How many dates did you take h...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/08/18
Brother, wear a gopro so we can experience it too.
ebony tanning salon incel
  01/08/18
*evan wears GoPro for wknd* *uploads 32 hrs of camera tra...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/08/18
...
crystalline supple theatre voyeur
  01/11/18
...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/08/18
evan did u invite chick over for a "chill" weeknig...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/11/18
did evan SMASH dat bitch's MUSHY??????
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/11/18
evan have you made ANY progress????
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/11/18
it's the freaking weekend. do ya'll think evan39 SMASHED...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/13/18
lulzy thread
Appetizing mad cow disease place of business
  01/13/18
seriously who the fuck cAres
Razzle-dazzle mauve national
  01/13/18
evan this thread has been active for approximately 30 days ....
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/15/18
another weekend of <><><NOSMASH><>&l...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/16/18
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Autistic blue address water buffalo
  01/17/18
OUTLOOK | NOT | SO | GOOD
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/17/18
Date: January 17th, 2018 11:08 AM Author: evan39 Goddamm...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/17/18
LJL http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863946&m...
gaped kitty coffee pot
  01/19/18


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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

like his taking the LSAT, investing in crypto, copping a non-grocery jerb, or generally succeeding at anything....

i'd bet all 100 of my ETH that he cops out like a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973169)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

I will destroy that pussy, believe me. She more or less propositioned me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973170)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:16 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

and what did you more or less do last night?

option A) SMASH dat MUSHY

option B) cop out like a BITCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973172)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

I'm taking my time with her. Despite what she was hinting at, I think she's still kind of shy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973174)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

option B) then. got it, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973175)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973176)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

dude look at your life up to this point. you're not exactly a closer.

this 'girl' you're supposedly into has basically straddled your lap buck ass naked and you haven't done shit. according to you it's not because you're a pussy you're "just taking your time."

look back on the opportunities in your life now gone by. were you "just taking your time" with them? how'd that turn out, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973178)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973180)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:23 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

ok evan. be sure to bump this thread after you've broken her twat with an assertive not-at-all-performance-anxiety-limp dick'd pounding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973182)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:24 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

She won't be able to walk when I'm finished with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973183)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

(39 year old 'manfag' who's permalimp from anxiety and self-hate and has had fewer than 10 successful sexual encounters in his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973184)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:33 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

Why do you want me to fail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973188)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:34 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

i don't *want* you to fail. but you're fucking weak and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973189)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:35 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

I'm getting stronger and more confident across the board. She sees something in me, even if you don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973190)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

you're 40 and work at a grocery store. you post constantly about how you're going to make a business or put money in a risky investment vehicle or how you've been getting "really good" at logic games on your last few practice tests.

but year in and year out, you literally do nothing and make zero progress with any of it, despite your supposed (((intelligence))).

here's a protip evan. girls *WANT* to see something in guys, and will go out of their way to seek out that diamond in the rough after they've gotten their twat blown out by CHAD. problem is they can ALWAYS see/smell/taste/sense *weakness* and if they smell weakness on you they'll treat you like the limp dick fag you are, and seek a girthy cock pounding from an alpha pumo like me while giggling and laughing behind your back about how she always has to tell you "it's ok we can just cuddle" but in reality she thinks you're a fucking homo fag. which you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973195)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:45 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

I will think of this poast when I'm shooting my load into her cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973203)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:50 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

(erectile dysfunction fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973207)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:37 AM
Author: maroon racy pocket flask

Do not take your time. This is not a “straight” guy you are Truro fuck here. Be aggressive or you will fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973191)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

Understood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973194)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:00 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

U follow thru on this advice champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069035)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:41 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

lol why even give this fag advice. he's already friend-zone'd himself five times over.

he's a LOSER. he's doing very poorly. his shitty 642 sq/ft apt is a disaster, believe me. and he spends all his time queening it up on some fag message board that enables his queerness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973197)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: Adulterous stimulating affirmative action stead

I stand with evan!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973171)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:42 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

maybe you do. but evan's dick does not. if he ever even manages to get up the nerve to kiss this chick (unlikely) that clitty peen is gonna be limp as a wet noodle when she pulls it out w a look of disgust on her face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973198)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977385)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

no one has any forward looking projections on whether evan39 gets his dick wet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977446)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: vigorous drunken boiling water sound barrier

He will get his dick wet next week, during the later rounds of MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977489)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: bespoke legend field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977497)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: At-the-ready Odious Depressive

assuming the entire thing is not flame, no way he goes through with it.

And definitely not by tonight like he said above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977625)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: Marvelous Bat Shit Crazy State

He's gonna maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977656)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: Green potus fortuitous meteor

there is no girl, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977661)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: amethyst self-centered skinny woman queen of the night

I bet he bitches out like a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977664)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 7:54 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34982623)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: adventurous low-t knife space

Cr. I hope he does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028436)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:44 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

CRRRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145910)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:59 AM
Author: amethyst self-centered skinny woman queen of the night

I love evan and want him to stay a fag

(booooom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145923)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 7:54 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

lol so as predicted evan marshmallow dicked it like a fucking fag. he's doing very poorly and he'll never get a bitch pregnant or even penetrate her. SAD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34982618)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

So Evan did u smash like you assured us you would or bitch out and spend the evening poasting about FLW and other dumb xo bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34983899)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

Evan did you deliver on your guarantee and smash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34985213)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: floppy red step-uncle's house haunted graveyard

I worry he won't be assertive enough and will blow it.

But I'm pulling for you, Evan!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34985897)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

<><><NO MOVEMENT><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34987382)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 6:55 PM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

I will have her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34987393)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:29 AM
Author: Startled Tattoo

any movement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008359)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:38 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

Lots of flirting the other night, accompanied by her deep, piercing gaze. She actually toyed with me by pretending to be "going home early" and then laughed when she saw my predictable disappointment. She's so cute and makes me feel unnngh every time. We'll see what happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008386)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:38 AM
Author: Umber irradiated halford striped hyena

she isn't a teenager, grab her and slobber on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008388)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:40 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

I know, believe me. There was one moment in particular when her little friends crowded around her at lunch, and I didn't really have the opportunity to sit with her. She looked at me with longing in her eyes (not flame) and I was like fuuuuuck :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008393)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:46 AM
Author: Umber irradiated halford striped hyena

the thing about women, Evan, is that they are incredibly fickle... you have to move kind of fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008409)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

Yeah, I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:01 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

Any movement evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069037)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: Green potus fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008435)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:41 AM
Author: Effete zippy sex offender scourge upon the earth

You're going to walk in on her blowing a guy like me, I swear it. Make a move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008395)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

Tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008396)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:45 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

any movement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145911)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: Startled Tattoo

didn't u give assurances that you would already have SMASHED her pussy like 4 days ago?

you seem like a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008397)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

Yeah, but we've had several days off due to the holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008401)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:46 AM
Author: Startled Tattoo

seems like something you should have accounted for but didn't b/c ur a low IQ grocer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008410)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008413)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: Startled Tattoo

just admit you're never going to pound on dat MUSH because you're mentally weak and have been incel for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008415)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:55 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

The tension between us is increasing, and I'm sure things are going my way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008423)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Startled Tattoo

(literal fag who hasn't put his dick in anything since his dad resignedly bought him a hooker at the age of 17, knowing full well he'd never get it up)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008446)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

Okay, now you're just pissing me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008452)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:48 AM
Author: Startled Tattoo

lol who cares ur literally a fucking BITCH

it's LJL u thinking can roll up on a down-ass-nigga and talk shit bout how u gonna smash dat MUSHY MUSH but i can smell a bitchmade fag w/ a noodle dick a mile away HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008498)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

cot damn i say COT DAMN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145914)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:58 AM
Author: Effete zippy sex offender scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008428)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

CRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145913)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:24 AM
Author: Coiffed Milk

why are you guys trying to get a self admitted homosexual to have intercourse with a woman? For the lulz when he sees that stinky gash and has to climb out the bathroom window?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008459)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: Coiffed Milk

no offense evan, you're 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008462)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:27 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

I might enjoy it, who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008465)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:35 AM
Author: Umber irradiated halford striped hyena

Spinner, bent over the checkout, yoga pants around her ankles; evan trying to decide which of her holes to fill with his throbbing checkout laser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008478)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: Effete zippy sex offender scourge upon the earth

Based on his description, you just know this girl has a gaping maw between her two hams. I almost feel bad for the little guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008487)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

update? evan did u smash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028406)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

No, but the girl has shown continued interest. She's not a dumb cunt like the typical woman, and probably enjoys getting to know someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028432)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

you're just making excuses for yourself:

Date: December 21st, 2017 4:21 AM

Author: evan39

Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028672)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

The moment wasn't right. I'm not some aggressive Chad who's just gonna walk over and be like, "Hey Stacey, want sum fuk?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028683)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: Effete zippy sex offender scourge upon the earth

Stop being a pussy. The time will never be "right".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35029999)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

not our fault you made a guarantee and then bitched out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35031707)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:29 AM
Author: At-the-ready Odious Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032749)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35029381)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: sepia electric ape filthpig

guys, stop bullying evan39 ITT pls he did nothing wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35030021)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: At-the-ready Odious Depressive

He gave assurances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35031910)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:33 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

I'll ask her out (again) the next time I see her. Nothing to lose at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032757)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:34 AM
Author: At-the-ready Odious Depressive

Ask her out?? You guaranteed you were going to smash last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032761)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:35 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

We're both kind of shy. Give it time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032765)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:40 AM
Author: At-the-ready Odious Depressive

So when are you gonna fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032773)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:41 AM
Author: Very tactful cuckold mood

We'll see what happens. I'm not a Chad and have never pretended to be one. Maybe a few dates, then we'll "hang out" at her place or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032776)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

except u DID pretend to be a Chad and call your shot that u were gonna SMASH in this very thread and then you did fuck all like a little bitch.

so, as if i even need to ask? any movement?

<><><NO MOVEMENT><><> ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051557)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 6:01 PM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051570)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 7:01 PM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051923)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:54 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

Evan = bitchmade wet noodle faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:19 AM
Author: trip sexy set rigor

He hasn't followed Corey Wayne.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069069)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35070080)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35070477)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35071686)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35071767)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

evan any movement on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073565)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Puce Stain Base

Lol evan u fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073746)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: pink party of the first part business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073749)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

cr. evan where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073771)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: 180 big-titted digit ratio indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073753)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 4:28 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

Any movement here Evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35077657)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

make any progress today evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085149)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085220)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: Laughsome rusted travel guidebook idiot

He will lose his boner at the moment of truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085239)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

cr evan is NOT a closer and just reading his regular poasts it's clear he's had *serious* problems with ED all his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35086175)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

you gonna smash tonight evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35090434)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

evan did u SMASH dat mushy mush last nite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35096570)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

big saturday date lined up evan? 3 dates and SMASH amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35098866)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

evan did u smash this weekend? How many dates did you take her out on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108139)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: ebony tanning salon incel

Brother, wear a gopro so we can experience it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108201)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

*evan wears GoPro for wknd*

*uploads 32 hrs of camera trained on computer in shitty apt w screen jumping bw xo and gay porn*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108337)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:24 AM
Author: crystalline supple theatre voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130780)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35110277)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:10 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

evan did u invite chick over for a "chill" weeknight date and then SMASH the FUKKKKKKK outta dat MUSHY MUSH??????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130736)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:14 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

did evan SMASH dat bitch's MUSHY??????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130743)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:33 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

evan have you made ANY progress????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130805)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:37 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

it's the freaking weekend.

do ya'll think evan39 SMASHED dat MUSHY MUSH 2nite or do u think he's more of a saturday date wine-and-dine-and-SMASH type of guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145906)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Appetizing mad cow disease place of business

lulzy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35148869)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mauve national

seriously who the fuck cAres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35148887)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

evan this thread has been active for approximately 30 days ...

if u have SMASHED plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35158968)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

another weekend of <><><NOSMASH><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35170726)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Autistic blue address water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175077)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

OUTLOOK | NOT | SO | GOOD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175129)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

Date: January 17th, 2018 11:08 AM

Author: evan39

Goddammit. Dude is late-twenties and just broke up with some bitch. And based on his social media, he has a kid, too. But who is he after now? You guessed it. I had to watch this shit for hours. Chad is, like, sooooo funny Evan! Hahaha stoooooppp Chad hahaha

Doesn't Chad EVER get enough?

(Yes, this is real)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3862552&forum_id=2#35175064)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175292)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: gaped kitty coffee pot

LJL

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863946&mc=47&forum_id=2#35185827

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35187509)