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POLL: will evan SMASH dat checkout girl's MUSH or will he cop out like a BITCH

like his taking the LSAT, investing in crypto, copping a non...
sepia puppy
  12/21/17
I will destroy that pussy, believe me. She more or less prop...
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/21/17
and what did you more or less do last night? option A) SM...
sepia puppy
  12/21/17
I'm taking my time with her. Despite what she was hinting at...
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/21/17
option B) then. got it, bitch.
sepia puppy
  12/21/17
How dare you
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/21/17
dude look at your life up to this point. you're not exactly ...
sepia puppy
  12/21/17
Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorr...
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/21/17
ok evan. be sure to bump this thread after you've broken her...
sepia puppy
  12/21/17
She won't be able to walk when I'm finished with her.
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/21/17
(39 year old 'manfag' who's permalimp from anxiety and self-...
sepia puppy
  12/21/17
Why do you want me to fail?
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/21/17
i don't *want* you to fail. but you're fucking weak and you ...
sepia puppy
  12/21/17
I'm getting stronger and more confident across the board. Sh...
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/21/17
you're 40 and work at a grocery store. you post constantly ...
sepia puppy
  12/21/17
I will think of this poast when I'm shooting my load into he...
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/21/17
(erectile dysfunction fag)
sepia puppy
  12/21/17
Do not take your time. This is not a “straight” guy you are...
spectacular mildly autistic business firm
  12/21/17
Understood
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/21/17
U follow thru on this advice champ?
sepia puppy
  01/03/18
lol why even give this fag advice. he's already friend-zone'...
sepia puppy
  12/21/17
I stand with evan!
Fiercely-loyal Pea-brained Multi-billionaire Garrison
  12/21/17
maybe you do. but evan's dick does not. if he ever even mana...
sepia puppy
  12/21/17
...
sepia puppy
  12/21/17
no one has any forward looking projections on whether evan39...
sepia puppy
  12/21/17
He will get his dick wet next week, during the later rounds ...
beady-eyed rose boistinker
  12/21/17
...
chocolate painfully honest theater stage kitty
  12/21/17
assuming the entire thing is not flame, no way he goes throu...
Hot silver cruise ship rigpig
  12/21/17
He's gonna maek it
Charcoal market
  12/21/17
there is no girl, hth
hateful vermilion wagecucks
  12/21/17
I bet he bitches out like a fag
Motley bistre property ceo
  12/21/17
...
sepia puppy
  12/22/17
Cr. I hope he does
Brindle nursing home mother
  12/28/17
CRRRRRRRRRRR
sepia puppy
  01/13/18
I love evan and want him to stay a fag (booooom)
Motley bistre property ceo
  01/13/18
lol so as predicted evan marshmallow dicked it like a fuckin...
sepia puppy
  12/22/17
So Evan did u smash like you assured us you would or bitch o...
sepia puppy
  12/22/17
Evan did you deliver on your guarantee and smash?
sepia puppy
  12/22/17
I worry he won't be assertive enough and will blow it. Bu...
histrionic clown
  12/22/17
<><><NO MOVEMENT><><>
sepia puppy
  12/22/17
I will have her.
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/22/17
any movement?
massive pearly state
  12/26/17
Lots of flirting the other night, accompanied by her deep, p...
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/26/17
she isn't a teenager, grab her and slobber on her
adventurous lake temple black woman
  12/26/17
I know, believe me. There was one moment in particular when ...
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/26/17
the thing about women, Evan, is that they are incredibly fic...
adventurous lake temple black woman
  12/26/17
Yeah, I know.
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/26/17
Any movement evan?
sepia puppy
  01/03/18
...
hateful vermilion wagecucks
  12/26/17
You're going to walk in on her blowing a guy like me, I swea...
Razzmatazz sweet tailpipe
  12/26/17
Tomorrow
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/26/17
any movement?
sepia puppy
  01/13/18
didn't u give assurances that you would already have SMASHED...
massive pearly state
  12/26/17
Yeah, but we've had several days off due to the holiday.
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/26/17
seems like something you should have accounted for but didn'...
massive pearly state
  12/26/17
How dare you
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/26/17
just admit you're never going to pound on dat MUSH because y...
massive pearly state
  12/26/17
The tension between us is increasing, and I'm sure things ar...
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/26/17
(literal fag who hasn't put his dick in anything since his d...
massive pearly state
  12/26/17
Okay, now you're just pissing me off.
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/26/17
lol who cares ur literally a fucking BITCH it's LJL u thi...
massive pearly state
  12/26/17
cot damn i say COT DAMN!
sepia puppy
  01/13/18
...
Razzmatazz sweet tailpipe
  12/26/17
CRRRRRRRRR
sepia puppy
  01/13/18
why are you guys trying to get a self admitted homosexual to...
navy lascivious trailer park useless brakes
  12/26/17
no offense evan, you're 180
navy lascivious trailer park useless brakes
  12/26/17
I might enjoy it, who knows.
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/26/17
Spinner, bent over the checkout, yoga pants around her ankle...
adventurous lake temple black woman
  12/26/17
Based on his description, you just know this girl has a gapi...
Razzmatazz sweet tailpipe
  12/26/17
update? evan did u smash?
sepia puppy
  12/28/17
No, but the girl has shown continued interest. She's not a d...
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/28/17
you're just making excuses for yourself: Date: December ...
sepia puppy
  12/28/17
The moment wasn't right. I'm not some aggressive Chad who's ...
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/28/17
Stop being a pussy. The time will never be "right"...
Razzmatazz sweet tailpipe
  12/28/17
not our fault you made a guarantee and then bitched out
sepia puppy
  12/29/17
...
Hot silver cruise ship rigpig
  12/29/17
...
sepia puppy
  12/28/17
guys, stop bullying evan39 ITT pls he did nothing wrong
Chest-beating boltzmann
  12/28/17
He gave assurances
Hot silver cruise ship rigpig
  12/29/17
I'll ask her out (again) the next time I see her. Nothing to...
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/29/17
Ask her out?? You guaranteed you were going to smash last we...
Hot silver cruise ship rigpig
  12/29/17
We're both kind of shy. Give it time.
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/29/17
So when are you gonna fuck her?
Hot silver cruise ship rigpig
  12/29/17
We'll see what happens. I'm not a Chad and have never preten...
Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church
  12/29/17
except u DID pretend to be a Chad and call your shot that u ...
sepia puppy
  12/31/17
evan?
sepia puppy
  12/31/17
evan?
sepia puppy
  12/31/17
Evan = bitchmade wet noodle faggot
sepia puppy
  01/03/18
He hasn't followed Corey Wayne.
Multi-colored Disrespectful House Therapy
  01/03/18
...
sepia puppy
  01/03/18
...
sepia puppy
  01/03/18
...
sepia puppy
  01/03/18
...
sepia puppy
  01/03/18
evan any movement on this?
sepia puppy
  01/03/18
Lol evan u fag
sable cracking mad-dog skullcap hairy legs
  01/03/18
...
blue kitchen
  01/03/18
cr. evan where are we on this?
sepia puppy
  01/03/18
...
vivacious fanboi
  01/03/18
Any movement here Evan?
sepia puppy
  01/04/18
make any progress today evan?
sepia puppy
  01/05/18
...
sepia puppy
  01/05/18
He will lose his boner at the moment of truth.
lavender passionate round eye
  01/05/18
cr evan is NOT a closer and just reading his regular poasts ...
sepia puppy
  01/05/18
you gonna smash tonight evan?
sepia puppy
  01/05/18
evan did u SMASH dat mushy mush last nite?
sepia puppy
  01/06/18
big saturday date lined up evan? 3 dates and SMASH amirite?
sepia puppy
  01/06/18
evan did u smash this weekend? How many dates did you take h...
sepia puppy
  01/08/18
Brother, wear a gopro so we can experience it too.
aqua gaped location background story
  01/08/18
*evan wears GoPro for wknd* *uploads 32 hrs of camera tra...
sepia puppy
  01/08/18
...
swashbuckling judgmental coffee pot halford
  01/11/18
...
sepia puppy
  01/08/18
evan did u invite chick over for a "chill" weeknig...
sepia puppy
  01/11/18
did evan SMASH dat bitch's MUSHY??????
sepia puppy
  01/11/18
evan have you made ANY progress????
sepia puppy
  01/11/18
it's the freaking weekend. do ya'll think evan39 SMASHED...
sepia puppy
  01/13/18
lulzy thread
Vibrant depressive casino
  01/13/18
seriously who the fuck cAres
Anal Plaza Main People
  01/13/18
evan this thread has been active for approximately 30 days ....
sepia puppy
  01/15/18
another weekend of <><><NOSMASH><>&l...
sepia puppy
  01/16/18
...
Marvelous scourge upon the earth
  01/17/18
OUTLOOK | NOT | SO | GOOD
sepia puppy
  01/17/18
Date: January 17th, 2018 11:08 AM Author: evan39 Goddamm...
sepia puppy
  01/17/18
LJL http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863946&m...
sepia puppy
  01/19/18


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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: sepia puppy

like his taking the LSAT, investing in crypto, copping a non-grocery jerb, or generally succeeding at anything....

i'd bet all 100 of my ETH that he cops out like a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973169)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

I will destroy that pussy, believe me. She more or less propositioned me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973170)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:16 AM
Author: sepia puppy

and what did you more or less do last night?

option A) SMASH dat MUSHY

option B) cop out like a BITCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973172)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

I'm taking my time with her. Despite what she was hinting at, I think she's still kind of shy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973174)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: sepia puppy

option B) then. got it, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973175)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973176)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: sepia puppy

dude look at your life up to this point. you're not exactly a closer.

this 'girl' you're supposedly into has basically straddled your lap buck ass naked and you haven't done shit. according to you it's not because you're a pussy you're "just taking your time."

look back on the opportunities in your life now gone by. were you "just taking your time" with them? how'd that turn out, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973178)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973180)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:23 AM
Author: sepia puppy

ok evan. be sure to bump this thread after you've broken her twat with an assertive not-at-all-performance-anxiety-limp dick'd pounding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973182)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:24 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

She won't be able to walk when I'm finished with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973183)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: sepia puppy

(39 year old 'manfag' who's permalimp from anxiety and self-hate and has had fewer than 10 successful sexual encounters in his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973184)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:33 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

Why do you want me to fail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973188)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:34 AM
Author: sepia puppy

i don't *want* you to fail. but you're fucking weak and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973189)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:35 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

I'm getting stronger and more confident across the board. She sees something in me, even if you don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973190)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: sepia puppy

you're 40 and work at a grocery store. you post constantly about how you're going to make a business or put money in a risky investment vehicle or how you've been getting "really good" at logic games on your last few practice tests.

but year in and year out, you literally do nothing and make zero progress with any of it, despite your supposed (((intelligence))).

here's a protip evan. girls *WANT* to see something in guys, and will go out of their way to seek out that diamond in the rough after they've gotten their twat blown out by CHAD. problem is they can ALWAYS see/smell/taste/sense *weakness* and if they smell weakness on you they'll treat you like the limp dick fag you are, and seek a girthy cock pounding from an alpha pumo like me while giggling and laughing behind your back about how she always has to tell you "it's ok we can just cuddle" but in reality she thinks you're a fucking homo fag. which you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973195)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:45 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

I will think of this poast when I'm shooting my load into her cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973203)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:50 AM
Author: sepia puppy

(erectile dysfunction fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973207)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:37 AM
Author: spectacular mildly autistic business firm

Do not take your time. This is not a “straight” guy you are Truro fuck here. Be aggressive or you will fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973191)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

Understood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973194)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:00 AM
Author: sepia puppy

U follow thru on this advice champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069035)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:41 AM
Author: sepia puppy

lol why even give this fag advice. he's already friend-zone'd himself five times over.

he's a LOSER. he's doing very poorly. his shitty 642 sq/ft apt is a disaster, believe me. and he spends all his time queening it up on some fag message board that enables his queerness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973197)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Pea-brained Multi-billionaire Garrison

I stand with evan!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973171)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:42 AM
Author: sepia puppy

maybe you do. but evan's dick does not. if he ever even manages to get up the nerve to kiss this chick (unlikely) that clitty peen is gonna be limp as a wet noodle when she pulls it out w a look of disgust on her face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973198)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: sepia puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977385)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: sepia puppy

no one has any forward looking projections on whether evan39 gets his dick wet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977446)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed rose boistinker

He will get his dick wet next week, during the later rounds of MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977489)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: chocolate painfully honest theater stage kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977497)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Hot silver cruise ship rigpig

assuming the entire thing is not flame, no way he goes through with it.

And definitely not by tonight like he said above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977625)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: Charcoal market

He's gonna maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977656)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: hateful vermilion wagecucks

there is no girl, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977661)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: Motley bistre property ceo

I bet he bitches out like a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977664)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 7:54 AM
Author: sepia puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34982623)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: Brindle nursing home mother

Cr. I hope he does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028436)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:44 AM
Author: sepia puppy

CRRRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145910)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:59 AM
Author: Motley bistre property ceo

I love evan and want him to stay a fag

(booooom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145923)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 7:54 AM
Author: sepia puppy

lol so as predicted evan marshmallow dicked it like a fucking fag. he's doing very poorly and he'll never get a bitch pregnant or even penetrate her. SAD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34982618)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: sepia puppy

So Evan did u smash like you assured us you would or bitch out and spend the evening poasting about FLW and other dumb xo bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34983899)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: sepia puppy

Evan did you deliver on your guarantee and smash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34985213)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: histrionic clown

I worry he won't be assertive enough and will blow it.

But I'm pulling for you, Evan!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34985897)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: sepia puppy

<><><NO MOVEMENT><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34987382)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 6:55 PM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

I will have her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34987393)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:29 AM
Author: massive pearly state

any movement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008359)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:38 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

Lots of flirting the other night, accompanied by her deep, piercing gaze. She actually toyed with me by pretending to be "going home early" and then laughed when she saw my predictable disappointment. She's so cute and makes me feel unnngh every time. We'll see what happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008386)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:38 AM
Author: adventurous lake temple black woman

she isn't a teenager, grab her and slobber on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008388)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:40 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

I know, believe me. There was one moment in particular when her little friends crowded around her at lunch, and I didn't really have the opportunity to sit with her. She looked at me with longing in her eyes (not flame) and I was like fuuuuuck :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008393)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:46 AM
Author: adventurous lake temple black woman

the thing about women, Evan, is that they are incredibly fickle... you have to move kind of fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008409)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

Yeah, I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:01 AM
Author: sepia puppy

Any movement evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069037)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: hateful vermilion wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008435)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:41 AM
Author: Razzmatazz sweet tailpipe

You're going to walk in on her blowing a guy like me, I swear it. Make a move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008395)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

Tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008396)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:45 AM
Author: sepia puppy

any movement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145911)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: massive pearly state

didn't u give assurances that you would already have SMASHED her pussy like 4 days ago?

you seem like a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008397)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

Yeah, but we've had several days off due to the holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008401)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:46 AM
Author: massive pearly state

seems like something you should have accounted for but didn't b/c ur a low IQ grocer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008410)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008413)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: massive pearly state

just admit you're never going to pound on dat MUSH because you're mentally weak and have been incel for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008415)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:55 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

The tension between us is increasing, and I'm sure things are going my way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008423)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: massive pearly state

(literal fag who hasn't put his dick in anything since his dad resignedly bought him a hooker at the age of 17, knowing full well he'd never get it up)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008446)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

Okay, now you're just pissing me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008452)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:48 AM
Author: massive pearly state

lol who cares ur literally a fucking BITCH

it's LJL u thinking can roll up on a down-ass-nigga and talk shit bout how u gonna smash dat MUSHY MUSH but i can smell a bitchmade fag w/ a noodle dick a mile away HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008498)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: sepia puppy

cot damn i say COT DAMN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145914)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:58 AM
Author: Razzmatazz sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008428)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: sepia puppy

CRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145913)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:24 AM
Author: navy lascivious trailer park useless brakes

why are you guys trying to get a self admitted homosexual to have intercourse with a woman? For the lulz when he sees that stinky gash and has to climb out the bathroom window?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008459)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: navy lascivious trailer park useless brakes

no offense evan, you're 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008462)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:27 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

I might enjoy it, who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008465)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:35 AM
Author: adventurous lake temple black woman

Spinner, bent over the checkout, yoga pants around her ankles; evan trying to decide which of her holes to fill with his throbbing checkout laser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008478)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: Razzmatazz sweet tailpipe

Based on his description, you just know this girl has a gaping maw between her two hams. I almost feel bad for the little guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008487)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: sepia puppy

update? evan did u smash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028406)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

No, but the girl has shown continued interest. She's not a dumb cunt like the typical woman, and probably enjoys getting to know someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028432)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: sepia puppy

you're just making excuses for yourself:

Date: December 21st, 2017 4:21 AM

Author: evan39

Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028672)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

The moment wasn't right. I'm not some aggressive Chad who's just gonna walk over and be like, "Hey Stacey, want sum fuk?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028683)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sweet tailpipe

Stop being a pussy. The time will never be "right".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35029999)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: sepia puppy

not our fault you made a guarantee and then bitched out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35031707)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:29 AM
Author: Hot silver cruise ship rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032749)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: sepia puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35029381)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Chest-beating boltzmann

guys, stop bullying evan39 ITT pls he did nothing wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35030021)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Hot silver cruise ship rigpig

He gave assurances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35031910)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:33 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

I'll ask her out (again) the next time I see her. Nothing to lose at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032757)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:34 AM
Author: Hot silver cruise ship rigpig

Ask her out?? You guaranteed you were going to smash last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032761)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:35 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

We're both kind of shy. Give it time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032765)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:40 AM
Author: Hot silver cruise ship rigpig

So when are you gonna fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032773)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:41 AM
Author: Sickened Provocative Striped Hyena Church

We'll see what happens. I'm not a Chad and have never pretended to be one. Maybe a few dates, then we'll "hang out" at her place or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032776)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: sepia puppy

except u DID pretend to be a Chad and call your shot that u were gonna SMASH in this very thread and then you did fuck all like a little bitch.

so, as if i even need to ask? any movement?

<><><NO MOVEMENT><><> ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051557)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 6:01 PM
Author: sepia puppy

evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051570)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 7:01 PM
Author: sepia puppy

evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051923)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:54 AM
Author: sepia puppy

Evan = bitchmade wet noodle faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:19 AM
Author: Multi-colored Disrespectful House Therapy

He hasn't followed Corey Wayne.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069069)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: sepia puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35070080)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: sepia puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35070477)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: sepia puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35071686)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: sepia puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35071767)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: sepia puppy

evan any movement on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073565)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: sable cracking mad-dog skullcap hairy legs

Lol evan u fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073746)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: blue kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073749)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: sepia puppy

cr. evan where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073771)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: vivacious fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073753)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 4:28 AM
Author: sepia puppy

Any movement here Evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35077657)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: sepia puppy

make any progress today evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085149)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: sepia puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085220)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: lavender passionate round eye

He will lose his boner at the moment of truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085239)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: sepia puppy

cr evan is NOT a closer and just reading his regular poasts it's clear he's had *serious* problems with ED all his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35086175)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: sepia puppy

you gonna smash tonight evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35090434)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: sepia puppy

evan did u SMASH dat mushy mush last nite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35096570)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: sepia puppy

big saturday date lined up evan? 3 dates and SMASH amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35098866)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: sepia puppy

evan did u smash this weekend? How many dates did you take her out on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108139)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: aqua gaped location background story

Brother, wear a gopro so we can experience it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108201)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: sepia puppy

*evan wears GoPro for wknd*

*uploads 32 hrs of camera trained on computer in shitty apt w screen jumping bw xo and gay porn*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108337)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:24 AM
Author: swashbuckling judgmental coffee pot halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130780)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: sepia puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35110277)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:10 AM
Author: sepia puppy

evan did u invite chick over for a "chill" weeknight date and then SMASH the FUKKKKKKK outta dat MUSHY MUSH??????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130736)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:14 AM
Author: sepia puppy

did evan SMASH dat bitch's MUSHY??????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130743)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:33 AM
Author: sepia puppy

evan have you made ANY progress????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130805)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:37 AM
Author: sepia puppy

it's the freaking weekend.

do ya'll think evan39 SMASHED dat MUSHY MUSH 2nite or do u think he's more of a saturday date wine-and-dine-and-SMASH type of guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145906)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Vibrant depressive casino

lulzy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35148869)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Anal Plaza Main People

seriously who the fuck cAres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35148887)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: sepia puppy

evan this thread has been active for approximately 30 days ...

if u have SMASHED plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35158968)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: sepia puppy

another weekend of <><><NOSMASH><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35170726)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Marvelous scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175077)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: sepia puppy

OUTLOOK | NOT | SO | GOOD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175129)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: sepia puppy

Date: January 17th, 2018 11:08 AM

Author: evan39

Goddammit. Dude is late-twenties and just broke up with some bitch. And based on his social media, he has a kid, too. But who is he after now? You guessed it. I had to watch this shit for hours. Chad is, like, sooooo funny Evan! Hahaha stoooooppp Chad hahaha

Doesn't Chad EVER get enough?

(Yes, this is real)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3862552&forum_id=2#35175064)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175292)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: sepia puppy

LJL

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863946&mc=47&forum_id=2#35185827

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35187509)