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POLL: will evan SMASH dat checkout girl's MUSH or will he cop out like a BITCH

like his taking the LSAT, investing in crypto, copping a non...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/21/17
I will destroy that pussy, believe me. She more or less prop...
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/21/17
and what did you more or less do last night? option A) SM...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/21/17
I'm taking my time with her. Despite what she was hinting at...
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/21/17
option B) then. got it, bitch.
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/21/17
How dare you
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/21/17
dude look at your life up to this point. you're not exactly ...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/21/17
Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorr...
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/21/17
ok evan. be sure to bump this thread after you've broken her...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/21/17
She won't be able to walk when I'm finished with her.
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/21/17
(39 year old 'manfag' who's permalimp from anxiety and self-...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/21/17
Why do you want me to fail?
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/21/17
i don't *want* you to fail. but you're fucking weak and you ...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/21/17
I'm getting stronger and more confident across the board. Sh...
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/21/17
you're 40 and work at a grocery store. you post constantly ...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/21/17
I will think of this poast when I'm shooting my load into he...
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/21/17
(erectile dysfunction fag)
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/21/17
Do not take your time. This is not a “straight” guy you are...
irradiated bronze factory reset button cuckoldry
  12/21/17
Understood
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/21/17
U follow thru on this advice champ?
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/03/18
lol why even give this fag advice. he's already friend-zone'...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/21/17
I stand with evan!
exciting piazza
  12/21/17
maybe you do. but evan's dick does not. if he ever even mana...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/21/17
...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/21/17
no one has any forward looking projections on whether evan39...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/21/17
He will get his dick wet next week, during the later rounds ...
Bossy navy casino liquid oxygen
  12/21/17
...
histrionic toilet seat
  12/21/17
assuming the entire thing is not flame, no way he goes throu...
Flushed meetinghouse
  12/21/17
He's gonna maek it
blathering area lettuce
  12/21/17
there is no girl, hth
aggressive balding public bath quadroon
  12/21/17
I bet he bitches out like a fag
Wonderful pocket flask boistinker
  12/21/17
...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/22/17
Cr. I hope he does
Aphrodisiac kitty cat
  12/28/17
CRRRRRRRRRRR
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/13/18
I love evan and want him to stay a fag (booooom)
Wonderful pocket flask boistinker
  01/13/18
lol so as predicted evan marshmallow dicked it like a fuckin...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/22/17
So Evan did u smash like you assured us you would or bitch o...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/22/17
Evan did you deliver on your guarantee and smash?
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/22/17
I worry he won't be assertive enough and will blow it. Bu...
misanthropic exhilarant chapel
  12/22/17
<><><NO MOVEMENT><><>
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/22/17
I will have her.
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/22/17
any movement?
sooty address
  12/26/17
Lots of flirting the other night, accompanied by her deep, p...
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/26/17
she isn't a teenager, grab her and slobber on her
adventurous immigrant lodge
  12/26/17
I know, believe me. There was one moment in particular when ...
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/26/17
the thing about women, Evan, is that they are incredibly fic...
adventurous immigrant lodge
  12/26/17
Yeah, I know.
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/26/17
Any movement evan?
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/03/18
...
aggressive balding public bath quadroon
  12/26/17
You're going to walk in on her blowing a guy like me, I swea...
Mustard Erotic New Version
  12/26/17
Tomorrow
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/26/17
any movement?
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/13/18
didn't u give assurances that you would already have SMASHED...
sooty address
  12/26/17
Yeah, but we've had several days off due to the holiday.
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/26/17
seems like something you should have accounted for but didn'...
sooty address
  12/26/17
How dare you
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/26/17
just admit you're never going to pound on dat MUSH because y...
sooty address
  12/26/17
The tension between us is increasing, and I'm sure things ar...
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/26/17
(literal fag who hasn't put his dick in anything since his d...
sooty address
  12/26/17
Okay, now you're just pissing me off.
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/26/17
lol who cares ur literally a fucking BITCH it's LJL u thi...
sooty address
  12/26/17
cot damn i say COT DAMN!
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/13/18
...
Mustard Erotic New Version
  12/26/17
CRRRRRRRRR
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/13/18
why are you guys trying to get a self admitted homosexual to...
Galvanic crystalline space halford
  12/26/17
no offense evan, you're 180
Galvanic crystalline space halford
  12/26/17
I might enjoy it, who knows.
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/26/17
Spinner, bent over the checkout, yoga pants around her ankle...
adventurous immigrant lodge
  12/26/17
Based on his description, you just know this girl has a gapi...
Mustard Erotic New Version
  12/26/17
update? evan did u smash?
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/28/17
No, but the girl has shown continued interest. She's not a d...
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/28/17
you're just making excuses for yourself: Date: December ...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/28/17
The moment wasn't right. I'm not some aggressive Chad who's ...
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/28/17
Stop being a pussy. The time will never be "right"...
Mustard Erotic New Version
  12/28/17
not our fault you made a guarantee and then bitched out
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/29/17
...
Flushed meetinghouse
  12/29/17
...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/28/17
guys, stop bullying evan39 ITT pls he did nothing wrong
irate violet tanning salon pistol
  12/28/17
He gave assurances
Flushed meetinghouse
  12/29/17
I'll ask her out (again) the next time I see her. Nothing to...
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/29/17
Ask her out?? You guaranteed you were going to smash last we...
Flushed meetinghouse
  12/29/17
We're both kind of shy. Give it time.
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/29/17
So when are you gonna fuck her?
Flushed meetinghouse
  12/29/17
We'll see what happens. I'm not a Chad and have never preten...
Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube
  12/29/17
except u DID pretend to be a Chad and call your shot that u ...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/31/17
evan?
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/31/17
evan?
floppy very tactful den crotch
  12/31/17
Evan = bitchmade wet noodle faggot
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/03/18
He hasn't followed Corey Wayne.
thriller disrespectful stag film
  01/03/18
...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/03/18
...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/03/18
...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/03/18
...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/03/18
evan any movement on this?
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/03/18
Lol evan u fag
Glittery filthy field
  01/03/18
...
bespoke white sneaky criminal associate
  01/03/18
cr. evan where are we on this?
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/03/18
...
Fantasy-prone coldplay fan
  01/03/18
Any movement here Evan?
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/04/18
make any progress today evan?
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/05/18
...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/05/18
He will lose his boner at the moment of truth.
Jet bipolar native corn cake
  01/05/18
cr evan is NOT a closer and just reading his regular poasts ...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/05/18
you gonna smash tonight evan?
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/05/18
evan did u SMASH dat mushy mush last nite?
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/06/18
big saturday date lined up evan? 3 dates and SMASH amirite?
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/06/18
evan did u smash this weekend? How many dates did you take h...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/08/18
Brother, wear a gopro so we can experience it too.
bonkers death wish
  01/08/18
*evan wears GoPro for wknd* *uploads 32 hrs of camera tra...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/08/18
...
flatulent step-uncle's house
  01/11/18
...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/08/18
evan did u invite chick over for a "chill" weeknig...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/11/18
did evan SMASH dat bitch's MUSHY??????
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/11/18
evan have you made ANY progress????
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/11/18
it's the freaking weekend. do ya'll think evan39 SMASHED...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/13/18
lulzy thread
Outnumbered Library Digit Ratio
  01/13/18
seriously who the fuck cAres
Indigo menage volcanic crater
  01/13/18
evan this thread has been active for approximately 30 days ....
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/15/18
another weekend of <><><NOSMASH><>&l...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/16/18
...
racy claret multi-billionaire haunted graveyard
  01/17/18
OUTLOOK | NOT | SO | GOOD
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/17/18
Date: January 17th, 2018 11:08 AM Author: evan39 Goddamm...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/17/18
LJL http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863946&m...
floppy very tactful den crotch
  01/19/18


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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

like his taking the LSAT, investing in crypto, copping a non-grocery jerb, or generally succeeding at anything....

i'd bet all 100 of my ETH that he cops out like a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973169)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

I will destroy that pussy, believe me. She more or less propositioned me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973170)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:16 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

and what did you more or less do last night?

option A) SMASH dat MUSHY

option B) cop out like a BITCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973172)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

I'm taking my time with her. Despite what she was hinting at, I think she's still kind of shy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973174)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

option B) then. got it, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973175)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973176)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

dude look at your life up to this point. you're not exactly a closer.

this 'girl' you're supposedly into has basically straddled your lap buck ass naked and you haven't done shit. according to you it's not because you're a pussy you're "just taking your time."

look back on the opportunities in your life now gone by. were you "just taking your time" with them? how'd that turn out, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973178)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973180)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:23 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

ok evan. be sure to bump this thread after you've broken her twat with an assertive not-at-all-performance-anxiety-limp dick'd pounding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973182)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:24 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

She won't be able to walk when I'm finished with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973183)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

(39 year old 'manfag' who's permalimp from anxiety and self-hate and has had fewer than 10 successful sexual encounters in his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973184)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:33 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

Why do you want me to fail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973188)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:34 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

i don't *want* you to fail. but you're fucking weak and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973189)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:35 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

I'm getting stronger and more confident across the board. She sees something in me, even if you don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973190)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

you're 40 and work at a grocery store. you post constantly about how you're going to make a business or put money in a risky investment vehicle or how you've been getting "really good" at logic games on your last few practice tests.

but year in and year out, you literally do nothing and make zero progress with any of it, despite your supposed (((intelligence))).

here's a protip evan. girls *WANT* to see something in guys, and will go out of their way to seek out that diamond in the rough after they've gotten their twat blown out by CHAD. problem is they can ALWAYS see/smell/taste/sense *weakness* and if they smell weakness on you they'll treat you like the limp dick fag you are, and seek a girthy cock pounding from an alpha pumo like me while giggling and laughing behind your back about how she always has to tell you "it's ok we can just cuddle" but in reality she thinks you're a fucking homo fag. which you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973195)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:45 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

I will think of this poast when I'm shooting my load into her cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973203)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:50 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

(erectile dysfunction fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973207)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:37 AM
Author: irradiated bronze factory reset button cuckoldry

Do not take your time. This is not a “straight” guy you are Truro fuck here. Be aggressive or you will fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973191)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

Understood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973194)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:00 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

U follow thru on this advice champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069035)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:41 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

lol why even give this fag advice. he's already friend-zone'd himself five times over.

he's a LOSER. he's doing very poorly. his shitty 642 sq/ft apt is a disaster, believe me. and he spends all his time queening it up on some fag message board that enables his queerness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973197)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: exciting piazza

I stand with evan!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973171)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:42 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

maybe you do. but evan's dick does not. if he ever even manages to get up the nerve to kiss this chick (unlikely) that clitty peen is gonna be limp as a wet noodle when she pulls it out w a look of disgust on her face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973198)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977385)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

no one has any forward looking projections on whether evan39 gets his dick wet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977446)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: Bossy navy casino liquid oxygen

He will get his dick wet next week, during the later rounds of MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977489)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: histrionic toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977497)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Flushed meetinghouse

assuming the entire thing is not flame, no way he goes through with it.

And definitely not by tonight like he said above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977625)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: blathering area lettuce

He's gonna maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977656)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: aggressive balding public bath quadroon

there is no girl, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977661)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: Wonderful pocket flask boistinker

I bet he bitches out like a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977664)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 7:54 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34982623)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac kitty cat

Cr. I hope he does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028436)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:44 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

CRRRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145910)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:59 AM
Author: Wonderful pocket flask boistinker

I love evan and want him to stay a fag

(booooom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145923)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 7:54 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

lol so as predicted evan marshmallow dicked it like a fucking fag. he's doing very poorly and he'll never get a bitch pregnant or even penetrate her. SAD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34982618)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

So Evan did u smash like you assured us you would or bitch out and spend the evening poasting about FLW and other dumb xo bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34983899)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

Evan did you deliver on your guarantee and smash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34985213)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: misanthropic exhilarant chapel

I worry he won't be assertive enough and will blow it.

But I'm pulling for you, Evan!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34985897)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

<><><NO MOVEMENT><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34987382)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 6:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

I will have her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34987393)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:29 AM
Author: sooty address

any movement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008359)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:38 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

Lots of flirting the other night, accompanied by her deep, piercing gaze. She actually toyed with me by pretending to be "going home early" and then laughed when she saw my predictable disappointment. She's so cute and makes me feel unnngh every time. We'll see what happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008386)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:38 AM
Author: adventurous immigrant lodge

she isn't a teenager, grab her and slobber on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008388)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:40 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

I know, believe me. There was one moment in particular when her little friends crowded around her at lunch, and I didn't really have the opportunity to sit with her. She looked at me with longing in her eyes (not flame) and I was like fuuuuuck :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008393)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:46 AM
Author: adventurous immigrant lodge

the thing about women, Evan, is that they are incredibly fickle... you have to move kind of fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008409)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

Yeah, I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:01 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

Any movement evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069037)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: aggressive balding public bath quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008435)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:41 AM
Author: Mustard Erotic New Version

You're going to walk in on her blowing a guy like me, I swear it. Make a move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008395)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

Tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008396)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:45 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

any movement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145911)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: sooty address

didn't u give assurances that you would already have SMASHED her pussy like 4 days ago?

you seem like a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008397)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

Yeah, but we've had several days off due to the holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008401)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:46 AM
Author: sooty address

seems like something you should have accounted for but didn't b/c ur a low IQ grocer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008410)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008413)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: sooty address

just admit you're never going to pound on dat MUSH because you're mentally weak and have been incel for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008415)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:55 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

The tension between us is increasing, and I'm sure things are going my way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008423)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: sooty address

(literal fag who hasn't put his dick in anything since his dad resignedly bought him a hooker at the age of 17, knowing full well he'd never get it up)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008446)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

Okay, now you're just pissing me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008452)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:48 AM
Author: sooty address

lol who cares ur literally a fucking BITCH

it's LJL u thinking can roll up on a down-ass-nigga and talk shit bout how u gonna smash dat MUSHY MUSH but i can smell a bitchmade fag w/ a noodle dick a mile away HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008498)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

cot damn i say COT DAMN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145914)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:58 AM
Author: Mustard Erotic New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008428)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

CRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145913)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:24 AM
Author: Galvanic crystalline space halford

why are you guys trying to get a self admitted homosexual to have intercourse with a woman? For the lulz when he sees that stinky gash and has to climb out the bathroom window?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008459)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: Galvanic crystalline space halford

no offense evan, you're 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008462)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:27 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

I might enjoy it, who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008465)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:35 AM
Author: adventurous immigrant lodge

Spinner, bent over the checkout, yoga pants around her ankles; evan trying to decide which of her holes to fill with his throbbing checkout laser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008478)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: Mustard Erotic New Version

Based on his description, you just know this girl has a gaping maw between her two hams. I almost feel bad for the little guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008487)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

update? evan did u smash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028406)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

No, but the girl has shown continued interest. She's not a dumb cunt like the typical woman, and probably enjoys getting to know someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028432)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

you're just making excuses for yourself:

Date: December 21st, 2017 4:21 AM

Author: evan39

Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028672)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

The moment wasn't right. I'm not some aggressive Chad who's just gonna walk over and be like, "Hey Stacey, want sum fuk?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028683)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: Mustard Erotic New Version

Stop being a pussy. The time will never be "right".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35029999)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

not our fault you made a guarantee and then bitched out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35031707)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:29 AM
Author: Flushed meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032749)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35029381)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: irate violet tanning salon pistol

guys, stop bullying evan39 ITT pls he did nothing wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35030021)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Flushed meetinghouse

He gave assurances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35031910)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:33 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

I'll ask her out (again) the next time I see her. Nothing to lose at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032757)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:34 AM
Author: Flushed meetinghouse

Ask her out?? You guaranteed you were going to smash last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032761)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:35 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

We're both kind of shy. Give it time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032765)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:40 AM
Author: Flushed meetinghouse

So when are you gonna fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032773)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:41 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous idea he suggested headpube

We'll see what happens. I'm not a Chad and have never pretended to be one. Maybe a few dates, then we'll "hang out" at her place or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032776)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

except u DID pretend to be a Chad and call your shot that u were gonna SMASH in this very thread and then you did fuck all like a little bitch.

so, as if i even need to ask? any movement?

<><><NO MOVEMENT><><> ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051557)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 6:01 PM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051570)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 7:01 PM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051923)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:54 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

Evan = bitchmade wet noodle faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:19 AM
Author: thriller disrespectful stag film

He hasn't followed Corey Wayne.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069069)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35070080)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35070477)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35071686)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35071767)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

evan any movement on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073565)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Glittery filthy field

Lol evan u fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073746)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: bespoke white sneaky criminal associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073749)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

cr. evan where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073771)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073753)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 4:28 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

Any movement here Evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35077657)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

make any progress today evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085149)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085220)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: Jet bipolar native corn cake

He will lose his boner at the moment of truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085239)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

cr evan is NOT a closer and just reading his regular poasts it's clear he's had *serious* problems with ED all his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35086175)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

you gonna smash tonight evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35090434)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

evan did u SMASH dat mushy mush last nite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35096570)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

big saturday date lined up evan? 3 dates and SMASH amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35098866)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

evan did u smash this weekend? How many dates did you take her out on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108139)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: bonkers death wish

Brother, wear a gopro so we can experience it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108201)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

*evan wears GoPro for wknd*

*uploads 32 hrs of camera trained on computer in shitty apt w screen jumping bw xo and gay porn*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108337)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:24 AM
Author: flatulent step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130780)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35110277)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:10 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

evan did u invite chick over for a "chill" weeknight date and then SMASH the FUKKKKKKK outta dat MUSHY MUSH??????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130736)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:14 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

did evan SMASH dat bitch's MUSHY??????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130743)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:33 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

evan have you made ANY progress????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130805)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:37 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

it's the freaking weekend.

do ya'll think evan39 SMASHED dat MUSHY MUSH 2nite or do u think he's more of a saturday date wine-and-dine-and-SMASH type of guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145906)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Outnumbered Library Digit Ratio

lulzy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35148869)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Indigo menage volcanic crater

seriously who the fuck cAres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35148887)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

evan this thread has been active for approximately 30 days ...

if u have SMASHED plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35158968)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

another weekend of <><><NOSMASH><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35170726)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: racy claret multi-billionaire haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175077)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

OUTLOOK | NOT | SO | GOOD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175129)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

Date: January 17th, 2018 11:08 AM

Author: evan39

Goddammit. Dude is late-twenties and just broke up with some bitch. And based on his social media, he has a kid, too. But who is he after now? You guessed it. I had to watch this shit for hours. Chad is, like, sooooo funny Evan! Hahaha stoooooppp Chad hahaha

Doesn't Chad EVER get enough?

(Yes, this is real)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3862552&forum_id=2#35175064)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175292)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: floppy very tactful den crotch

LJL

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863946&mc=47&forum_id=2#35185827

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35187509)