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Happy New Year. Colt Retirement Thread. All-Day Poast Jamboree ITT.

I was introduced to this website by an undergrad classmate a...
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
colt and FIame were both identitcal schtick and easily recog...
Talented Obsidian Piazza
  01/01/18
do you think that's what I wrote
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
*farts*
Disturbing orchestra pit antidepressant drug
  01/01/18
please cum in my asshole
Irradiated Mint Office Genital Piercing
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Stimulating Stag Film
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Costumed heaven water buffalo
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umber nibblets
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umber nibblets
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Swashbuckling Senate
  01/01/18
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internet-worthy windowlicker
  12/26/18
Lol
grizzly nudist box office black woman
  01/01/18
Congrats on everything man. Will patiently await the announc...
Big aqua prole roommate
  01/01/18
Thanks brother. This might kill the 2nd inaugural Hook, Slic...
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
Do you play disc golf?
Tantric Parlour Organic Girlfriend
  01/01/18
Naw.
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
Want to?
Tantric Parlour Organic Girlfriend
  01/01/18
Sure brother would give it a go.
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
Wife and I are about to take the dog to go play some disc go...
violent bronze kitty shrine
  01/01/18
We will make it work at some point. Basically can’t travel f...
Big aqua prole roommate
  01/01/18
Would be down for summer at wisc swing
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
2012, poasted about as fIame https://imgur.com/gallery/QA7O...
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
Sad to see you go man, but I get it. I’d still like to do dr...
Idiotic stirring french chef
  01/01/18
Email me if you come to Houston
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
(hysterical geek)
abusive rehab
  01/01/18
(jealous lover)
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
180 will miss you here bro, maybe catch you IRL some day
Free-loading carnelian reading party immigrant
  01/01/18
People who post retirement threads never retire. You'll be b...
Outnumbered Dragon Base
  01/01/18
...
Pearl police squad community account
  01/01/18
He never left
dun godawful location boistinker
  01/01/18
Please retire
Hairraiser medicated step-uncle's house
  01/01/18
Love you Colt. Pretty sure you've already made a few threads...
pontificating liquid oxygen round eye
  01/01/18
See you in a few days or weeks, friend.
fluffy claret gaping
  01/01/18
embarrassing thread
Coiffed Hominid
  01/01/18
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Chestnut spot hunting ground
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Hairraiser medicated step-uncle's house
  01/01/18
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  01/01/18
180
Diverse cheese-eating church becky
  01/06/18
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  01/01/18
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Coiffed Hominid
  12/25/18
What did you do last night How much did you drink What...
Costumed heaven water buffalo
  01/01/18
Are you Asian? Post a pic of yourself.
Hairraiser medicated step-uncle's house
  01/01/18
I will in a bit
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
https://imgur.com/gallery/nbTiW
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
Oh, what a raver and drug addict.
Tantric Parlour Organic Girlfriend
  01/01/18
So you’re Asian?
Hairraiser medicated step-uncle's house
  01/01/18
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iridescent telephone ticket booth
  01/01/18
You seem like a good dude. I would hang out with you IRL in...
Exciting clown field
  01/01/18
Right on brother. I am getting paiched on empty lots in brae...
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
ptbarnum666@yahoo.com
Exciting clown field
  01/01/18
Godspeed
passionate blue university
  01/01/18
Dude, you've been poasting "retirement" threads fo...
cobalt puppy temple
  01/01/18
Cr you forcibly retired him with "Listen, Colt". N...
Walnut Meetinghouse Marketing Idea
  01/01/18
Yeah there have been premature retirement attempts. They wer...
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
180 poast and poaster. hope you come back though, even if it...
vengeful cracking dilemma nowag
  01/01/18
He will and everyone knows it.
cobalt puppy temple
  01/01/18
lmao
Tantric Parlour Organic Girlfriend
  01/01/18
...
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
...
Pearl police squad community account
  01/01/18
But I do want to part with the statement that ultimately law...
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
...
turquoise anal church building
  01/02/18
What a shocker!! I was 100% right yet again.
cobalt puppy temple
  08/17/18
i thought 2017 was your rookie year
Dashing Headpube
  01/01/18
what # retirement thread/announcement is this for you
bistre fragrant mad cow disease
  01/01/18
12/15/16
Tantric Parlour Organic Girlfriend
  01/01/18
4 but this is the one brother. Obviously no words can convin...
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
You should stay. Oil & Gas threading is gonna go way do...
Tantric Parlour Organic Girlfriend
  01/01/18
Nice man. I won't be here.
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
The only way for you to come back from this total abortion o...
umber nibblets
  01/01/18
Good luck with everything, man. I've got a kid on the way as...
Startled property trump supporter
  01/01/18
Here are some pictures from the modern colt era https://img...
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
180
Walnut Meetinghouse Marketing Idea
  01/01/18
what's going on in photo 2?
Tantric Parlour Organic Girlfriend
  01/01/18
That's a cock fight.
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
Cockfight
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
cockfight?
Tantric Parlour Organic Girlfriend
  01/01/18
;)
iridescent telephone ticket booth
  01/01/18
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vengeful cracking dilemma nowag
  01/02/18
Are these pics subject to the 29TP rule?
supple tanning salon cuckoldry
  01/01/18
So long, Space Cowboy.
mauve theater stage kitty cat
  01/01/18
Xo
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
Fuck you man. You stabbed me in the fucking back like I was ...
Diverse cheese-eating church becky
  01/01/18
Yeah you earned your spot. I'm happy to leave this board wit...
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
You never did anything of the such. You made one or maybe tw...
Diverse cheese-eating church becky
  01/01/18
Cool, you're a made up schtick on the internet. Peace bro
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
What's cool? Peace what bro? What the fuck are you talking a...
Diverse cheese-eating church becky
  01/01/18
Lol at this stupid shit man. There is no better indictment o...
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
Scary bitch. You can't even speak. Look at you. Can't even f...
Diverse cheese-eating church becky
  01/01/18
lol, what.
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
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Walnut Meetinghouse Marketing Idea
  01/02/18
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maroon elastic band
  01/02/18
great subthread
primrose hall partner
  05/09/22
But you are a piece of shit... LOL!
wine ceo
  01/01/18
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naked incel
  01/01/18
Huge fan of yours bro. Sorry you are leaving. Why not just...
Lime Vigorous Blood Rage
  01/01/18
...
vengeful cracking dilemma nowag
  01/01/18
I appreciate that Doodikoff and am a fan of yours too. I don...
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
Did you post your email?
Lime Vigorous Blood Rage
  01/01/18
...
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
Sent
Lime Vigorous Blood Rage
  01/01/18
Goodnight xo. This is it.
Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap
  01/01/18
Good night - see you tomorrow, faggot
Geriatric azn
  01/02/18
What about your stable of alts "colt"?
turquoise anal church building
  01/02/18
More poo poo.
Misunderstood apoplectic locus mood
  01/02/18
wait
buff principal's office
  01/02/18
180 thread. good night and see you tommorow
Indigo ape
  01/02/18
Best of luck, friend, but I really like it here so I hope yo...
mewling locale
  01/02/18
atop the great wall of china, Colt lifts his cowboy hat, rev...
boyish metal stage
  01/02/18
be well and see you around
maroon elastic band
  01/02/18
Well, fuck.
Trip Corn Cake
  01/10/18
wild thread. bidding you my fondest farewell. are you back y...
ivory thriller library pozpig
  01/30/18
he left and also left the snapchat. he turned his back on us
Swashbuckling Senate
  01/30/18
Colt is 180
sable casino faggot firefighter
  01/30/18
"I won't be leaving the Snap group." *leaves Sn...
abnormal jew
  03/02/18
*outs everyone*
grizzly nudist box office black woman
  12/30/18
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marvelous queen of the night forum
  12/25/18
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Chestnut spot hunting ground
  12/25/18
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Well-lubricated regret lay
  12/25/18
i try not to hammer on colt too much, but this was a fucking...
Coiffed Hominid
  12/30/18
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  01/12/19
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rebellious school cafeteria
  01/12/19
rode off into the sunset
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  01/29/19
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  09/29/19
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grizzly nudist box office black woman
  09/29/19
I’m back
laughsome hell toaster
  12/03/19
fuck you
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  12/03/19
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  01/01/20
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Coiffed Hominid
  02/04/20
don't get the vitriol itt
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Date: January 1st, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

I was introduced to this website by an undergrad classmate after we had started law school apart. It took me years - 2009 to 2011 - to learn how to poast, and the place was much, much more brutal back then. Mediocre poasting and logic were met with harsh and immediate savagery. A 176 was a good poast. I had no idea how the email tag worked and was unaware of the lolsuit for a long time. Somewhere on this website, during that period, I wrote my full IRL first and last name. LMAO. I also introduced ratings threads IRL during that period, something that my friends still enjoy today. The other day I rated specific days in 3L as Third Eye Blind songs.

Autoadmit is a platform for a dizzying array of giants of the mind. Many have impressed something upon me through the text medium in a way that would be difficult to be matched by an IRL peer. Drunkard, NM, hemidemi, TBF, Charles, MPA, j shad and twist stand out as a few of the standard bearers for this website's brand of intellect and wit. Each of those guys would send you four thick paragraphs into an epic screed on land rovers, interstellar space law, El Paso, luis, Charlemagne, Eli Roth, Man City and Doobs, respectively, before it hits you that they had much, much more depth to offer than their already admirable flow. The talent level here is real and hasn't been tainted all that badly, I hope, by a lot of newer political poasters, who are in large part vapid retards, even when they're right.

I eventually took off on this website in 2012 poasting as fIame. 2012 was Year 1 of biglaw and in the wake of a devastating end to a 5 year relationship. I remember visiting this girl across the country in a last ditch effort to save things. Sitting in her living room I fired up a taking questions thread and cried about some law shrew. 2012 was a fun ride on here with Esq, faacftt, box, wrassler and H as running mates. IRL I was completely out of control, nearly getting canned as a 6 month associate for showing up fucked up to the office constantly and getting a reputation for going to raves and doing drugs shit. On here I think I began threading about my broken sexuality following the break-up, ran it through a few notable girls I dated, and ultimately retired when honey ryder used reverse image search to find an erstwhile girlfriend and linked to a picture of her and I. I was #1 on the ragnus tracker for months holllly shit.

Colt came back with a different poasting oeuvre that reflected where I had gone IRL. I had settled down and learned the difference between gold and fool's gold. The last several years of off and on poasting reflect an advancement and application of those learnings and behaviors. Wife is getting positive pregnancy tests and we are just about through the miscarriage window. The firm I joined from biglaw is making a huge step forward and I am approaching the point of leaving my law license behind entirely. It's fucking sick and perverse to think that course of events started by taking the LSAT and attending law school, but even a shitty path is a path. I owe a debt of gratitude to dozens of you here for shouting the truth about biglaw for years, as well as the author philalawyer, and I owe a great, great debt to Spackler for his help this past spring in an effort that was ultimately foregone and fruitless. But I don't doubt that I will enjoy doing business with Carl for years to repay that debt.

Sadly, my time on this website is less appreciated now - feels more like a drug, less like a book or conversation - and it's time to get rid of less valuable things. Reload, bump, search, bump is a drug. That's not to say anything about each of you individually. You're fine folks and I wish you the best, especially those guys who have become IRL friends and been willing to share about yourselves on Snapchat. I won't be leaving the Snap group. The snap group got Christmas cards. If you want to find me, get my throwaway from the snap group or any of the other people here that know me IRL.

My gratitude to each of you, and it's time to move on. The robster craws are ready. I will keep this thread open throughout the day as I get drunk on college football and have a final binge of sportsnut vices, then plan to scramble around midnight central. I will poast some IRL pics from the grand poasting arc and take questions and give advice. I love you and I love Autoadmit.

Xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35054897)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Talented Obsidian Piazza

colt and FIame were both identitcal schtick and easily recognizable dreck. You've always been a boring one note poster. Are you seriously trying to claim you invented rating threads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055586)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

do you think that's what I wrote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055886)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Disturbing orchestra pit antidepressant drug

*farts*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35054900)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Irradiated Mint Office Genital Piercing

please cum in my asshole

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Date: January 1st, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Stimulating Stag Film



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Date: January 1st, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: abusive rehab



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Date: January 1st, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Costumed heaven water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055863)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: vengeful cracking dilemma nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056553)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: umber nibblets



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Date: January 1st, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: umber nibblets



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Date: January 1st, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35058800)



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Date: December 26th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: internet-worthy windowlicker



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Date: January 1st, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: grizzly nudist box office black woman

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35054902)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: Big aqua prole roommate

Congrats on everything man. Will patiently await the announcement.

You will probably be back here though. Where else in the world can you engage with minds like the ones here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055008)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

Thanks brother. This might kill the 2nd inaugural Hook, Slice and Chunk unless we do summer.

I'm looking forward to putting my xo energy into IRL relationships. I'm sure I'll find some misfits that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055366)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Tantric Parlour Organic Girlfriend

Do you play disc golf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055401)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

Naw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055408)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Tantric Parlour Organic Girlfriend

Want to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055874)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

Sure brother would give it a go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056717)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 9:36 PM
Author: violent bronze kitty shrine

Wife and I are about to take the dog to go play some disc golf. It’s a 180 way to spend an evening or afternoon. Trying my nite ize light up discs for the first time tonight. Got a putter and a driver that appears to be overstable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059292)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Big aqua prole roommate

We will make it work at some point. Basically can’t travel from -1.5 months due date until about 3 months post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055911)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

Would be down for summer at wisc swing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059520)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

2012, poasted about as fIame

https://imgur.com/gallery/QA7O5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055510)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: Idiotic stirring french chef

Sad to see you go man, but I get it. I’d still like to do drinks when I’m down in Houston sometime if you’re up for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055538)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

Email me if you come to Houston

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056532)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: abusive rehab

(hysterical geek)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055561)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

(jealous lover)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35057962)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Free-loading carnelian reading party immigrant

180 will miss you here bro, maybe catch you IRL some day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055572)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Outnumbered Dragon Base

People who post retirement threads never retire. You'll be back before February at the latest. People who are serious about quitting xo just stop posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055575)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: Pearl police squad community account



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Date: January 1st, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: dun godawful location boistinker

He never left

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Date: January 1st, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser medicated step-uncle's house

Please retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056013)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: pontificating liquid oxygen round eye

Love you Colt. Pretty sure you've already made a few threads like this though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055590)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: fluffy claret gaping

See you in a few days or weeks, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055593)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Coiffed Hominid

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055872)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Chestnut spot hunting ground



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Date: January 1st, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser medicated step-uncle's house



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Date: January 1st, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: cobalt puppy temple



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Date: January 6th, 2018 12:02 AM
Author: Diverse cheese-eating church becky

180

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Date: January 1st, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Amethyst Lascivious Codepig Preventive Strike



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Date: January 1st, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: adventurous duck-like macaca sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35058820)



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Date: December 25th, 2018 1:56 AM
Author: Coiffed Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#37466902)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Costumed heaven water buffalo

What did you do last night

How much did you drink

What are you eating/drinking today

What are your predictions for the games today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055884)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser medicated step-uncle's house

Are you Asian?

Post a pic of yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056017)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

I will in a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056485)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

https://imgur.com/gallery/nbTiW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056710)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Tantric Parlour Organic Girlfriend

Oh, what a raver and drug addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056734)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser medicated step-uncle's house

So you’re Asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056785)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: iridescent telephone ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059029)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Exciting clown field

You seem like a good dude. I would hang out with you IRL in Houston.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056018)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

Right on brother. I am getting paiched on empty lots in braeswood right now. Do you have a throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056521)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Exciting clown field

ptbarnum666@yahoo.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056956)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: passionate blue university

Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056507)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: cobalt puppy temple

Dude, you've been poasting "retirement" threads for a long time. Seems like it's just about the attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056533)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Walnut Meetinghouse Marketing Idea

Cr you forcibly retired him with "Listen, Colt". No one's buying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056563)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

Yeah there have been premature retirement attempts. They were failures and I own that. IRL means too much at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35057296)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: vengeful cracking dilemma nowag

180 poast and poaster. hope you come back though, even if it means being brutally pwned by lawman8 again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056576)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: cobalt puppy temple

He will and everyone knows it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056609)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Tantric Parlour Organic Girlfriend

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056727)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 9:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059290)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Pearl police squad community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059310)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

But I do want to part with the statement that ultimately lawman was wrong. There really are that many poasters that love to pile on. It's not just a stable of alts. That is the honest to god truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35060493)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 12:32 AM
Author: turquoise anal church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35060803)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: cobalt puppy temple

What a shocker!! I was 100% right yet again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#36632673)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Dashing Headpube

i thought 2017 was your rookie year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056697)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: bistre fragrant mad cow disease

what # retirement thread/announcement is this for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056747)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Tantric Parlour Organic Girlfriend

12/15/16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056758)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

4 but this is the one brother. Obviously no words can convince here so not worried about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056913)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Tantric Parlour Organic Girlfriend

You should stay. Oil & Gas threading is gonna go way down.

I'm gonna make a bunch of posts in February and TALK COMPLETELY OUT MY ASS and get all the geology and economics wrong and you'll be back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056919)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

Nice man. I won't be here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056923)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: umber nibblets

The only way for you to come back from this total abortion of a post is to kill yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056772)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Startled property trump supporter

Good luck with everything, man. I've got a kid on the way as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056946)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

Here are some pictures from the modern colt era

https://imgur.com/gallery/Dkf2b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35057151)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Walnut Meetinghouse Marketing Idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35057319)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Tantric Parlour Organic Girlfriend

what's going on in photo 2?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35058738)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

That's a cock fight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35058745)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

Cockfight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35058752)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: Tantric Parlour Organic Girlfriend

cockfight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35058992)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: iridescent telephone ticket booth

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059035)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: vengeful cracking dilemma nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35061126)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 10:38 PM
Author: supple tanning salon cuckoldry

Are these pics subject to the 29TP rule?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059816)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: mauve theater stage kitty cat

So long, Space Cowboy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35057328)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35057358)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Diverse cheese-eating church becky

Fuck you man. You stabbed me in the fucking back like I was a piece of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059320)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

Yeah you earned your spot. I'm happy to leave this board with you put in your place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059327)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: Diverse cheese-eating church becky

You never did anything of the such. You made one or maybe two backstabbing short comments and left. It was seriously cowardly. And I didn't even say anything at the time. Because I really respected you. And I didn't know where your mind was at or whatever. And I approached you later and asked what was up. Apparently you you decided to defect and did it some scary ass way. You used to be a top poster and now you're not shit. So I can see you succumbing to pressure and defecting from my crew. Which, by the way, your owner Carl Spackler, is one of my top generals. You're low man. You have no value for loyalty, you couldn't even give me an opportunity for a conversation. Just stabbed me in the motherfucking back. Fuck you, that's all that needs to be said. Your legacy will reflect this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059380)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

Cool, you're a made up schtick on the internet. Peace bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059487)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Diverse cheese-eating church becky

What's cool? Peace what bro? What the fuck are you talking about. Just fuck off you idiot. There's nothing more to be said. You're not important. Your master who pimps you, Carl Spackler, is important and he's loyal to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059541)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

Lol at this stupid shit man. There is no better indictment of your weird ass schtick than how you invoke Spackler. I have an IRL that is closer to your online schtick than you can imagine. A real IRL. Spack and I will do business in real life. And it's not on the terms you suggest. And everyone who knows us and what we are doing IRL knows that to be the case. But I wouldn't expect you to understand that anyway. You're done here. Enjoy your made up life on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059608)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Diverse cheese-eating church becky

Scary bitch. You can't even speak. Look at you. Can't even fucking speak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059686)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

lol, what.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059690)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 3:28 AM
Author: Walnut Meetinghouse Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35061433)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 4:03 AM
Author: maroon elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35061482)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: primrose hall partner

great subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#44477551)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: wine ceo

But you are a piece of shit... LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059566)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: naked incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059368)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: Lime Vigorous Blood Rage

Huge fan of yours bro. Sorry you are leaving. Why not just not take this place so seriously and post occasionally? I basically rarely look st this place on weekends. Please come back now and then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059425)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: vengeful cracking dilemma nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059461)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

I appreciate that Doodikoff and am a fan of yours too. I don't take this place very seriously but it's time to do away with things like this. It's a personal deal and I'm sure you understand. You can grab my snap or email if you want it. Have been slaying dove with the CZ :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059499)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Lime Vigorous Blood Rage

Did you post your email?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059534)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059555)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Lime Vigorous Blood Rage

Sent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35059660)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Bawdyhouse Jap

Goodnight xo. This is it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35060497)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Geriatric azn

Good night - see you tomorrow, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35060638)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: turquoise anal church building

What about your stable of alts "colt"?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35060693)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Misunderstood apoplectic locus mood

More poo poo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35060662)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: buff principal's office

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35061119)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 1:32 AM
Author: Indigo ape

180 thread. good night and see you tommorow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35061132)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: mewling locale

Best of luck, friend, but I really like it here so I hope you cum back some day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35061141)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 3:53 AM
Author: boyish metal stage

atop the great wall of china, Colt lifts his cowboy hat, revealing his perfect, jet black bowl cut. He whistles Sweet Home Alabama to his perfectly Alabaster Power Bottom Wife as she cradles his blonde haired, blue eyed HAPA son. He gazes over the Jiaguyuan skyline.

He sheds a single tear as he logs into AutoAdmit as Colt tp "colt tp."

Simultaneously, he pulls up twitter on his cellphone browser.

He clicks to the XO change password screen. He pauses, pulls up his other window, and enters his login username and password on twitter. After entering his twitter post, he pauses.

He presses back to Autoadmit on his Iphone 8 browser, and after what seems like an eternity, types in a random selection of characters in a sequence he surely won't remember. He trembles, and after staring at his phone underneath the perfect Chinese sun, scrambles his password. He immediately presses back to his twitter account, and tweets "The United States has foolishly given Pakistan more than 33 billion dollars in aid over the last 15 years, and they have given us nothing but lies & deceit, thinking of our leaders as fools. They give safe haven to the terrorists we hunt in Afghanistan, with little help. No more!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35061473)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 4:03 AM
Author: maroon elastic band

be well and see you around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35061483)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Trip Corn Cake

Well, fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35127058)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:08 AM
Author: ivory thriller library pozpig

wild thread. bidding you my fondest farewell. are you back yet though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35274604)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Senate

he left and also left the snapchat. he turned his back on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35274611)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: sable casino faggot firefighter

Colt is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35279641)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: abnormal jew

"I won't be leaving the Snap group."

*leaves Snap group*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35519146)



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Date: December 30th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: grizzly nudist box office black woman

*outs everyone*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#37496752)



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Date: December 25th, 2018 1:52 AM
Author: marvelous queen of the night forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#37466900)



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Date: December 25th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Chestnut spot hunting ground



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Date: December 25th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Well-lubricated regret lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#37468708)



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Date: December 30th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Coiffed Hominid

i try not to hammer on colt too much, but this was a fucking faggot thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#37496741)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 2:25 AM
Author: Nighttime brilliant gaming laptop gay wizard



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Date: January 12th, 2019 2:24 AM
Author: rebellious school cafeteria



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Date: January 29th, 2019 10:24 AM
Author: Chestnut spot hunting ground

rode off into the sunset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#37683978)



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Date: September 29th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Chestnut spot hunting ground



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Date: September 29th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: grizzly nudist box office black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#38906467)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:20 PM
Author: laughsome hell toaster

I’m back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#39210906)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: motley cruel-hearted nursing home

fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#39210934)



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Date: January 1st, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: grizzly nudist box office black woman



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Date: February 4th, 2020 7:30 PM
Author: Coiffed Hominid



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Date: February 4th, 2020 7:31 PM
Author: grizzly nudist box office black woman

don't get the vitriol itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#39542857)



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Date: July 5th, 2021 2:00 PM
Author: Chestnut spot hunting ground



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Author: Chestnut spot hunting ground



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Author: abnormal jew



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