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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Ruby Queen Of The Night

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You should sleep with at LEAST 25 guys before settling down, and I’ll tell you exactly why

Ideally more, but y’know, whatever

by Amanda Ross

Throughout history, it's been the bravest of souls who had to fight, die, and become immortalized for their beliefs. Joan of Arc, Gandhi, Jesus. And now me — martyrs for a cause. The fact that I'm about to suffer through dozens of comments calling me a slut should prove to you exactly how serious I am about the thesis of this article:

You have to sleep with at least 25 men before you settle down.

And notice I say men. Gay girls, I trust you. You've known how to maximize the parts with you were born with since that first fateful experience with the shower nozzle in middle school — don't play dumb here, either. You know I know you know.

Anyone with any type of predilection for dick, be it a full-time interest or a part-time thing, should have a sample size of no less than 25 before putting a metaphorical ring around one like some sick, sexual carnival game and settling down for good.

You've got to try every type to make an accurate decision

You try on shoes before you buy them. You ask the girl at the frozen yogurt shop for like, 50 little sample cups before deciding on a flavor. You test drive cars before driving them off the lot. So why wouldn't you make an equally informed decision before committing to one guy/dick? Do you even realize how many types there are out there in the world?

Missy Elliot said it best when she sang, "Boys, boys, all types of boys, Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys." And she didn't even explore the subsets of dick found within each race and nationality either! For example, I was once under the complete delusion that small dicks were "the best." I even wrote a whole babe article about it. Then one day I got wrecked by a member akin to a Chipotle burrito and immediately changed my tune. 25 is a number vast enough to try it all.

How else are you going to figure out what you're into?

What if like, an uncut, left-curving dick is the one thing you need to orgasm but you'll never know it because the guy you've been dating since age 13 has a dick like a baby carrot? And then you'll get married and your hair will grey — as will your shriveled pubes — without ever understanding the pleasure of that initial put-in stroke from a huge dick. Is that really how you want to live your life?

There's a quote by someone famous that I read on the side of a Starbucks cup once and it said some shit like, "At the end of your life, you'll be more upset by the things you didn't do than the things you did." I'm sure he was talking about climbing a mountain or coming out to your family, but I choose to believe he was talking about sucking dick.

It's simple math, honestly

There are 8 billion people in the world, and more if we count our future robot overlords and the aliens spying on us from the stars. Even if every person on earth has like, 10 soulmates, do you really think you found yours in you high school algebra class? The vastness of the globe, and you think you met your soulmate at a fucking local Jamba Juice. Girl, no. Explore. Travel. My parents met in Germany, for god's sake. Increase your chances, expand your odds. Touch all the butts, palm all the ballsacks. Find your partner.

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:14 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: House-broken faggotry senate

What's terrifying is women will take this advice and it will derail their entire lives.

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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:45 AM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Blue gay wizard

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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:27 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 5:31 AM
Author: Provocative hot voyeur

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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: Cheese-eating bawdyhouse windowlicker

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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: talented drunken twinkling uncleanness

Women literally do this all the time and find guys they’re perfectly happy with. Most guys aren’t obsessed over the number of partners like XO poasters.

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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:42 AM
Author: Crystalline Masturbator

they don't verbalize their discomfort but deep down they know that they've married a whore and have to pretend to be ok with it.

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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:54 AM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Blue gay wizard

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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:40 AM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: honey-headed shrine haunted graveyard

cr, imagine some 16 year old reading this and thinking it's the "real story," from a real NYC grown-up, the unvarnished truth that her parents and teachers won't tell her

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: snowy half-breed

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:19 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:20 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: curious theater stage

lol maybe by "dick" she meant "all the food they consumed in their lifetimes."

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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Blue gay wizard

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Nudist Selfie Sneaky Criminal



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: chocolate garrison volcanic crater

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:27 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 4:15 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 5:14 PM
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Date: January 17th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: diverse school

She seems kinda heavy & chunky but never posts a full body pic on her IG. Odd case!

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: frozen range macaca

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Crystalline Masturbator

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: frozen range macaca

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Nudist Selfie Sneaky Criminal



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: frozen range macaca

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Date: January 14th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged mad-dog skullcap location

she looks disgusting

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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Nudist Selfie Sneaky Criminal



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:57 PM
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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:14 PM
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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Cheese-eating bawdyhouse windowlicker

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: Blue gay wizard

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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Orchid menage

she looks nice enough, but who's that chick on the right

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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: dark self-absorbed coldplay fan meetinghouse

Bitch got fat from guzzling all that cum.

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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: vivacious locus

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: curious theater stage

For example, I was once under the complete delusion that small dicks were "the best." I even wrote a whole babe article about it. Then one day I got wrecked by a member akin to a Chipotle burrito and immediately changed my tune. 25 is a number vast enough to try it all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153100)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: arousing keepsake machete dysfunction

O.M.G.

TMI!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153113)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: razzle alcoholic base personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153156)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: curious theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153181)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: supple mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155410)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Cheese-eating bawdyhouse windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160094)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Confused passionate field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160713)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: Claret flatulent hairy legs becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35161090)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: Blue gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35165567)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: frum water buffalo turdskin

approximation of what this hottie looked like near climax with that burrito dick

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35166911)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Burgundy apoplectic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153108)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: arousing keepsake machete dysfunction

imagine meeting her on tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153119)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Shaky aromatic theater dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153136)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: Sapphire Lay Puppy

why would anyone ever right swipe that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155910)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant cobalt cuckoldry sweet tailpipe

repoast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160590)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Mewling step-uncle's house friendly grandma

Her analogy all comes down to shopping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153122)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: Crystalline Masturbator

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153149)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Sick charcoal blood rage private investor

I thought wearing black was slimming.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BW5H93qFJyH/?taken-by=itsamandaross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153165)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: curious theater stage

reminds me of that "and so did the fat lady" louis ck episode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153177)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: Ruby Queen Of The Night

Jordahn Smith · Merchandise and Service Coordinator at Ulta Beauty

Omg I accomplished 25 the year I lost my virginity. I’m still in search and I lost count after 132 a few years back.

Like · Reply · 37 · 2w

Michelle Morgan · Georgia Northwestern Technical College

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Jordahn Smith · Merchandise and Service Coordinator at Ulta Beauty

Proudly 💕

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Jeannette Morrisey · Smithville High

Get it girl! I’m right there with ya 🙌🏻

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Casie Randolph · Galion, Ohio

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Bianca Jazzmine Ottley · Pharmacy technician at CVS Pharmacy

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Jacqueline Monica

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Taylor McCracken · Kennel Technician at Cozy Inn Pet Resort & Spa - Stahlstown, PA

I dont even know 132 people id like to have sex with.

Get std tested regularly. Protect yourself

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Jordahn Smith · Merchandise and Service Coordinator at Ulta Beauty

I’m been having sex for over 10 years I think I know what I’m doing by now

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Alicia Louise Robinson · Sales Assistant at Topshop

Jordahn Smith To be honest, I think the size of your ear is advertising the size of your vagina hole as well. Tramp.

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Sierra Brantley · Humanities Teacher at Manara Academy

Y'all don't have to agree with her but you do have to be kind. Women have enough problems, we don't need to attack eachother to feel better about ourselves.

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Khadija Jardani · Works at Sitel Almelo

Sierra Brantley agree! We all make different life choices. Just because it's different doesn't make it better and you should never judge people on it.

Like · Reply · 2w

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153189)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: arousing keepsake machete dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154424)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: spectacular famous landscape painting hell

Jordahn Smith · Merchandise and Service Coordinator at Ulta Beauty

Omg I accomplished 25 the year I lost my virginity. I’m still in search and I lost count after 132 a few years back.

Yeah? 132 was the point at which you were like, "you know what, I'm going to stop counting now"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35161052)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: frozen range macaca

most women have been with 25 guys by the time they're 16 so this makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153190)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser bearded degenerate factory reset button

i think she's cute and funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154409)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: cruel-hearted cuck whorehouse

JFC earl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154431)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Gold Box Office

Not sure why I lol'd at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154630)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac primrose prole school cafeteria

Only 25? In 2018?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154686)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Ruby Queen Of The Night

https://twitter.com/itsamandaross/status/952639106772815873

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154819)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: jet-lagged mad-dog skullcap location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155873)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: jet-lagged mad-dog skullcap location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155875)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Cracking Nursing Home

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35159937)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant cobalt cuckoldry sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160584)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant cobalt cuckoldry sweet tailpipe

@itsamandaross

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Replying to @_hannah_tomes

Right? Like thanks for saying I have a “normal” body, too bad you’ll never see it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160592)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:11 AM
Author: Saffron haunting corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35166837)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: glittery toilet seat

What a pig. totally repulsive. needs to take a hard look at her diet and exercise habits. pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154830)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: abnormal mentally impaired ticket booth hominid

she needs to take a hard look at her sexual morals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160582)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Blue gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35170292)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Ruby Queen Of The Night

Amanda Ross

3:33 PM (50 minutes ago)

to me

Luckily my normal female body and I think you’re trash! Have a blessed Sunday!

Sent from my iPhone

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to Amanda

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155027)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: rose rehab regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160083)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Confused passionate field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160962)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Cream Rambunctious Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160967)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: bipolar twinkling milk pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35166929)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Ruby Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155378)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: Domesticated Motley Tanning Salon Cumskin

Someone post the guide to non-awkward face sitting thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155868)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Ruby Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35159911)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: judgmental stirring antidepressant drug pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160067)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: judgmental stirring antidepressant drug pisswyrm

"I was once under the complete delusion that small dicks were "the best." I even wrote a whole babe article about it. Then one day I got wrecked by a member akin to a Chipotle burrito and immediately changed my tune."

quite the delusion she was under. I'm glad she has now turned toward the truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160079)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Confused passionate field

oh yeah. what guy isn't going to want to hit that now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160735)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Cheese-eating bawdyhouse windowlicker

https://mobile.twitter.com/haroldtkerr/status/952690661853155329

Herold kerr, OUT your moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160105)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: wonderful yarmulke office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160747)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: abnormal mentally impaired ticket booth hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160576)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Confused passionate field

who is going to want to marry a chick like this? who?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160688)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: lilac trip boiling water

agreed.

and to me, it's far less the fucking around and far more the (i) desire to broadcast her personal and romantic life to the public and (ii) the fucking around as an end in and of itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160706)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Confused passionate field

yep. Exactly. its not the fucking around which if done secretly or discretely I suppose a lot of guys wouldn't be crazy about but if they like her ...

But the shameless broadcasting because she needs to feel like a "writer" and the raunchy stuff. JFC no dude is gonna want that. Holy shit can you imagine a dude's bros googling her after they find out they are serious and finding that shit. Ugh. And then she acts like a bitch or keeps packing it on early in the game .... ugh. no way man. no fucking way. she's self selected herself out of a stable life path already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160729)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: cowardly rough-skinned son of senegal police squad

You're projecting your patriarchal beliefs on her. What makes you think she wants all that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35161038)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:16 AM
Author: Confused passionate field

Well, of course she can rationalize that she doesn't now, because that's what she's excluding for herself anyway.

But of course they all want it. They crave infantilization, someone to take care of them, coddle their insane bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35166473)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Blue gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35170281)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Confused passionate field

shes gonna be gross as fuck in ten years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160709)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: insanely creepy mental disorder ceo

(pre-ITE poast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160877)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Orchid menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35161548)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: hyperventilating gas station

I took my algebra in middle school.

what a noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160748)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Cream Rambunctious Jew

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160884)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: insanely creepy mental disorder ceo

Who is this GOBBLEPIG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160964)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: mildly autistic underhanded public bath

i wonder, are there as many varieties of pussy as their are of dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160968)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Vibrant den wagecucks

She looks like a perfectly acceptable slump-buster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160984)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Dashing Buff Crackhouse

we all have a lot in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169943)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: vivacious locus

i was thinking the same thing

I am Groot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35175514)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac primrose prole school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35161513)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Cheese-eating bawdyhouse windowlicker

Lol, escalation of force here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35162703)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: filthy avocado set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35162314)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 5:25 AM
Author: judgmental stirring antidepressant drug pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35166279)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:11 AM
Author: Pungent irradiated heaven mad cow disease

Pretty girls don’t have to do this and don’t have to act as though they want to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35166463)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant cobalt cuckoldry sweet tailpipe

arent you a virginal dork or something similar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35168056)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: Blue gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169197)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: startled fat ankles

lol look at this bitch's ham leg

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWOht5BlwwV/?taken-by=itsamandaross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169220)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: startled fat ankles

butter troll confirmed:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSynmNvl0xC/?taken-by=itsamandaross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169226)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: indigo charismatic telephone

I disagree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169931)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: fear-inspiring multi-billionaire area

Poo-Pourri has gained AT LEAST 25 new customers as a result of her exploits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169955)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: cowardly rough-skinned son of senegal police squad

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35175449)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Puce Appetizing Really Tough Guy

if she lost 20 pounds, she'd be a legitimate 9+. i'm talking box-level hot. look at her mom and grandma in her instagram. they're both objectively 9+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35175294)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: Glassy Marvelous Rigor Address

Another casualty of high fructose corn syrup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35175548)