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You should sleep with at LEAST 25 guys before settling down, and I’ll tell you exactly why

Ideally more, but y’know, whatever

by Amanda Ross

Throughout history, it's been the bravest of souls who had to fight, die, and become immortalized for their beliefs. Joan of Arc, Gandhi, Jesus. And now me — martyrs for a cause. The fact that I'm about to suffer through dozens of comments calling me a slut should prove to you exactly how serious I am about the thesis of this article:

You have to sleep with at least 25 men before you settle down.

And notice I say men. Gay girls, I trust you. You've known how to maximize the parts with you were born with since that first fateful experience with the shower nozzle in middle school — don't play dumb here, either. You know I know you know.

Anyone with any type of predilection for dick, be it a full-time interest or a part-time thing, should have a sample size of no less than 25 before putting a metaphorical ring around one like some sick, sexual carnival game and settling down for good.

You've got to try every type to make an accurate decision

You try on shoes before you buy them. You ask the girl at the frozen yogurt shop for like, 50 little sample cups before deciding on a flavor. You test drive cars before driving them off the lot. So why wouldn't you make an equally informed decision before committing to one guy/dick? Do you even realize how many types there are out there in the world?

Missy Elliot said it best when she sang, "Boys, boys, all types of boys, Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys." And she didn't even explore the subsets of dick found within each race and nationality either! For example, I was once under the complete delusion that small dicks were "the best." I even wrote a whole babe article about it. Then one day I got wrecked by a member akin to a Chipotle burrito and immediately changed my tune. 25 is a number vast enough to try it all.

How else are you going to figure out what you're into?

What if like, an uncut, left-curving dick is the one thing you need to orgasm but you'll never know it because the guy you've been dating since age 13 has a dick like a baby carrot? And then you'll get married and your hair will grey — as will your shriveled pubes — without ever understanding the pleasure of that initial put-in stroke from a huge dick. Is that really how you want to live your life?

There's a quote by someone famous that I read on the side of a Starbucks cup once and it said some shit like, "At the end of your life, you'll be more upset by the things you didn't do than the things you did." I'm sure he was talking about climbing a mountain or coming out to your family, but I choose to believe he was talking about sucking dick.

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There are 8 billion people in the world, and more if we count our future robot overlords and the aliens spying on us from the stars. Even if every person on earth has like, 10 soulmates, do you really think you found yours in you high school algebra class? The vastness of the globe, and you think you met your soulmate at a fucking local Jamba Juice. Girl, no. Explore. Travel. My parents met in Germany, for god's sake. Increase your chances, expand your odds. Touch all the butts, palm all the ballsacks. Find your partner.

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:16 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:22 AM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 5:31 AM
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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:27 AM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
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Women literally do this all the time and find guys they’re perfectly happy with. Most guys aren’t obsessed over the number of partners like XO poasters.

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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:42 AM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:26 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:19 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:19 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:28 PM
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Date: January 17th, 2018 1:09 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:37 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:38 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:45 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:50 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 6:29 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:23 AM
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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:18 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:07 PM
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almost no full body pics on her instagram is very telling

but the fact remains most xoxo'ers couldn't get a chubby cute girl if they tried

I am Groot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35175487)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Haunting Reading Party Keepsake Machete

For example, I was once under the complete delusion that small dicks were "the best." I even wrote a whole babe article about it. Then one day I got wrecked by a member akin to a Chipotle burrito and immediately changed my tune. 25 is a number vast enough to try it all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153100)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Offensive knife sex offender

O.M.G.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153113)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored Garrison Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153156)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Haunting Reading Party Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153181)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: pearl free-loading nursing home roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155410)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Vermilion Twisted Corn Cake Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160094)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: claret lascivious nibblets gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160713)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: Smoky aromatic digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35161090)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: slippery dopamine scourge upon the earth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35165567)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: topaz aphrodisiac stain stock car

approximation of what this hottie looked like near climax with that burrito dick

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35166911)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: exciting roommate resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153108)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Offensive knife sex offender

imagine meeting her on tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153119)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: irate shitlib antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153136)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: curious twinkling parlour

why would anyone ever right swipe that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155910)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Histrionic Turdskin

repoast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160590)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Turquoise black woman becky

Her analogy all comes down to shopping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153122)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: House-broken kitchen sweet tailpipe

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153149)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: frisky contagious box office

I thought wearing black was slimming.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BW5H93qFJyH/?taken-by=itsamandaross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153165)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Haunting Reading Party Keepsake Machete

reminds me of that "and so did the fat lady" louis ck episode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153177)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: Rough-skinned affirmative action gay wizard

Jordahn Smith · Merchandise and Service Coordinator at Ulta Beauty

Omg I accomplished 25 the year I lost my virginity. I’m still in search and I lost count after 132 a few years back.

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Jordahn Smith · Merchandise and Service Coordinator at Ulta Beauty

Proudly 💕

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Jeannette Morrisey · Smithville High

Get it girl! I’m right there with ya 🙌🏻

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Taylor McCracken · Kennel Technician at Cozy Inn Pet Resort & Spa - Stahlstown, PA

I dont even know 132 people id like to have sex with.

Get std tested regularly. Protect yourself

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Jordahn Smith · Merchandise and Service Coordinator at Ulta Beauty

I’m been having sex for over 10 years I think I know what I’m doing by now

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Alicia Louise Robinson · Sales Assistant at Topshop

Jordahn Smith To be honest, I think the size of your ear is advertising the size of your vagina hole as well. Tramp.

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Sierra Brantley · Humanities Teacher at Manara Academy

Y'all don't have to agree with her but you do have to be kind. Women have enough problems, we don't need to attack eachother to feel better about ourselves.

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Khadija Jardani · Works at Sitel Almelo

Sierra Brantley agree! We all make different life choices. Just because it's different doesn't make it better and you should never judge people on it.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153189)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Offensive knife sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154424)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling yellow locale dragon

Jordahn Smith · Merchandise and Service Coordinator at Ulta Beauty

Omg I accomplished 25 the year I lost my virginity. I’m still in search and I lost count after 132 a few years back.

Yeah? 132 was the point at which you were like, "you know what, I'm going to stop counting now"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35161052)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: nofapping half-breed wagecucks

most women have been with 25 guys by the time they're 16 so this makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153190)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: comical space

i think she's cute and funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154409)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Opaque faggot firefighter

JFC earl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154431)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Avocado Nubile Preventive Strike

Not sure why I lol'd at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154630)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Odious property bbw

Only 25? In 2018?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154686)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Rough-skinned affirmative action gay wizard

https://twitter.com/itsamandaross/status/952639106772815873

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154819)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sable institution trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155873)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sable institution trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155875)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: painfully honest adventurous new version tattoo

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35159937)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Histrionic Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160584)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Histrionic Turdskin

@itsamandaross

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Replying to @_hannah_tomes

Right? Like thanks for saying I have a “normal” body, too bad you’ll never see it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160592)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:11 AM
Author: Purple Depressive Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35166837)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Milky cerebral messiness point

What a pig. totally repulsive. needs to take a hard look at her diet and exercise habits. pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154830)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Arousing Slimy Jap

she needs to take a hard look at her sexual morals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160582)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: slippery dopamine scourge upon the earth

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35170292)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Rough-skinned affirmative action gay wizard

Amanda Ross

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155027)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: floppy masturbator



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: claret lascivious nibblets gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160962)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Trip Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160967)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: glassy zippy address laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35166929)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Rough-skinned affirmative action gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155378)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: big center

Someone post the guide to non-awkward face sitting thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155868)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Rough-skinned affirmative action gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35159911)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Rose step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160067)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Rose step-uncle's house

"I was once under the complete delusion that small dicks were "the best." I even wrote a whole babe article about it. Then one day I got wrecked by a member akin to a Chipotle burrito and immediately changed my tune."

quite the delusion she was under. I'm glad she has now turned toward the truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160079)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: claret lascivious nibblets gas station

oh yeah. what guy isn't going to want to hit that now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160735)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Vermilion Twisted Corn Cake Ratface

https://mobile.twitter.com/haroldtkerr/status/952690661853155329

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160105)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: mewling temple famous landscape painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160747)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Arousing Slimy Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160576)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: claret lascivious nibblets gas station

who is going to want to marry a chick like this? who?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160688)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: supple brilliant genital piercing

agreed.

and to me, it's far less the fucking around and far more the (i) desire to broadcast her personal and romantic life to the public and (ii) the fucking around as an end in and of itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160706)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: claret lascivious nibblets gas station

yep. Exactly. its not the fucking around which if done secretly or discretely I suppose a lot of guys wouldn't be crazy about but if they like her ...

But the shameless broadcasting because she needs to feel like a "writer" and the raunchy stuff. JFC no dude is gonna want that. Holy shit can you imagine a dude's bros googling her after they find out they are serious and finding that shit. Ugh. And then she acts like a bitch or keeps packing it on early in the game .... ugh. no way man. no fucking way. she's self selected herself out of a stable life path already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160729)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Insanely Creepy Cruise Ship Fanboi

You're projecting your patriarchal beliefs on her. What makes you think she wants all that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35161038)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:16 AM
Author: claret lascivious nibblets gas station

Well, of course she can rationalize that she doesn't now, because that's what she's excluding for herself anyway.

But of course they all want it. They crave infantilization, someone to take care of them, coddle their insane bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35166473)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: slippery dopamine scourge upon the earth

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35170281)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: claret lascivious nibblets gas station

shes gonna be gross as fuck in ten years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160709)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: electric charcoal whorehouse

(pre-ITE poast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160877)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Glittery bistre azn meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35161548)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle principal's office

I took my algebra in middle school.

what a noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160748)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Trip Ceo

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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: electric charcoal whorehouse

Who is this GOBBLEPIG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160964)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: gay university blood rage

i wonder, are there as many varieties of pussy as their are of dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160968)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Talented indirect expression

She looks like a perfectly acceptable slump-buster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160984)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Saffron School Cafeteria Mediation

we all have a lot in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169943)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: appetizing pink background story public bath

i was thinking the same thing

I am Groot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35175514)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Odious property bbw



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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Vermilion Twisted Corn Cake Ratface

Lol, escalation of force here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35162703)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: fragrant market



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Date: January 16th, 2018 5:25 AM
Author: Rose step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35166279)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:11 AM
Author: Lemon international law enforcement agency stage

Pretty girls don’t have to do this and don’t have to act as though they want to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35166463)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: Histrionic Turdskin

arent you a virginal dork or something similar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35168056)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: slippery dopamine scourge upon the earth

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169197)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant hairless toaster crotch

lol look at this bitch's ham leg

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWOht5BlwwV/?taken-by=itsamandaross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169220)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant hairless toaster crotch

butter troll confirmed:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSynmNvl0xC/?taken-by=itsamandaross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169226)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Racy Copper Office Mood

I disagree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169931)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: fishy bossy bawdyhouse rigor

Poo-Pourri has gained AT LEAST 25 new customers as a result of her exploits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169955)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Insanely Creepy Cruise Ship Fanboi

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35175449)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: sick silver crackhouse

if she lost 20 pounds, she'd be a legitimate 9+. i'm talking box-level hot. look at her mom and grandma in her instagram. they're both objectively 9+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35175294)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: thriller gold striped hyena

Another casualty of high fructose corn syrup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35175548)