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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:11 PM
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You should sleep with at LEAST 25 guys before settling down, and I’ll tell you exactly why

Ideally more, but y’know, whatever

by Amanda Ross

Throughout history, it's been the bravest of souls who had to fight, die, and become immortalized for their beliefs. Joan of Arc, Gandhi, Jesus. And now me — martyrs for a cause. The fact that I'm about to suffer through dozens of comments calling me a slut should prove to you exactly how serious I am about the thesis of this article:

You have to sleep with at least 25 men before you settle down.

And notice I say men. Gay girls, I trust you. You've known how to maximize the parts with you were born with since that first fateful experience with the shower nozzle in middle school — don't play dumb here, either. You know I know you know.

Anyone with any type of predilection for dick, be it a full-time interest or a part-time thing, should have a sample size of no less than 25 before putting a metaphorical ring around one like some sick, sexual carnival game and settling down for good.

You've got to try every type to make an accurate decision

You try on shoes before you buy them. You ask the girl at the frozen yogurt shop for like, 50 little sample cups before deciding on a flavor. You test drive cars before driving them off the lot. So why wouldn't you make an equally informed decision before committing to one guy/dick? Do you even realize how many types there are out there in the world?

Missy Elliot said it best when she sang, "Boys, boys, all types of boys, Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys." And she didn't even explore the subsets of dick found within each race and nationality either! For example, I was once under the complete delusion that small dicks were "the best." I even wrote a whole babe article about it. Then one day I got wrecked by a member akin to a Chipotle burrito and immediately changed my tune. 25 is a number vast enough to try it all.

How else are you going to figure out what you're into?

What if like, an uncut, left-curving dick is the one thing you need to orgasm but you'll never know it because the guy you've been dating since age 13 has a dick like a baby carrot? And then you'll get married and your hair will grey — as will your shriveled pubes — without ever understanding the pleasure of that initial put-in stroke from a huge dick. Is that really how you want to live your life?

There's a quote by someone famous that I read on the side of a Starbucks cup once and it said some shit like, "At the end of your life, you'll be more upset by the things you didn't do than the things you did." I'm sure he was talking about climbing a mountain or coming out to your family, but I choose to believe he was talking about sucking dick.

It's simple math, honestly

There are 8 billion people in the world, and more if we count our future robot overlords and the aliens spying on us from the stars. Even if every person on earth has like, 10 soulmates, do you really think you found yours in you high school algebra class? The vastness of the globe, and you think you met your soulmate at a fucking local Jamba Juice. Girl, no. Explore. Travel. My parents met in Germany, for god's sake. Increase your chances, expand your odds. Touch all the butts, palm all the ballsacks. Find your partner.

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:14 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: low-t shaky rigor temple

What's terrifying is women will take this advice and it will derail their entire lives.

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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:45 AM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Mewling Henna Property

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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:27 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 5:31 AM
Author: talking public bath philosopher-king

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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: mind-boggling grizzly shitlib

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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: lilac lodge

Women literally do this all the time and find guys they’re perfectly happy with. Most guys aren’t obsessed over the number of partners like XO poasters.

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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:42 AM
Author: greedy heaven

they don't verbalize their discomfort but deep down they know that they've married a whore and have to pretend to be ok with it.

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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:54 AM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:26 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: brass stag film boistinker

cr, imagine some 16 year old reading this and thinking it's the "real story," from a real NYC grown-up, the unvarnished truth that her parents and teachers won't tell her

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:18 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Opaque dilemma gaping

Yep

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:20 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz red pistol

lol maybe by "dick" she meant "all the food they consumed in their lifetimes."

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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Mewling Henna Property

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: galvanic mustard bawdyhouse sandwich



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: painfully honest parlour ratface

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:27 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 4:15 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 5:14 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 5:14 PM
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Date: January 17th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Tantric Naked Step-uncle's House

She seems kinda heavy & chunky but never posts a full body pic on her IG. Odd case!

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: appetizing new version orchestra pit

honestly, she looks great

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: greedy heaven

hit the gym Amanda

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: appetizing new version orchestra pit

women look best when they're kind of fat

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: galvanic mustard bawdyhouse sandwich



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: appetizing new version orchestra pit

it's exactly kind of fat

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Date: January 14th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: costumed stead

she looks disgusting

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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: galvanic mustard bawdyhouse sandwich



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:57 PM
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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: gay curious pozpig



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling grizzly shitlib

Guarantee she hungrily gives 180 blowjobs

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: Mewling Henna Property

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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Massive Hall

she looks nice enough, but who's that chick on the right

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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: bearded sound barrier

Bitch got fat from guzzling all that cum.

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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone brilliant jewess

almost no full body pics on her instagram is very telling

but the fact remains most xoxo'ers couldn't get a chubby cute girl if they tried

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz red pistol

For example, I was once under the complete delusion that small dicks were "the best." I even wrote a whole babe article about it. Then one day I got wrecked by a member akin to a Chipotle burrito and immediately changed my tune. 25 is a number vast enough to try it all

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: lake multi-colored windowlicker

O.M.G.

TMI!!!

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Opaque dilemma gaping



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz red pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153181)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Filthy soul-stirring ceo garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155410)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling grizzly shitlib



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Anal den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160713)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: Indigo Volcanic Crater Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35161090)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: Mewling Henna Property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35165567)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Boyish navy trump supporter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35166911)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Canary vigorous space telephone



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: lake multi-colored windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153119)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: contagious love of her life round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153136)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: arousing meetinghouse

why would anyone ever right swipe that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155910)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: bonkers fragrant address

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160590)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: histrionic sienna whorehouse

Her analogy all comes down to shopping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153122)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: greedy heaven

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153149)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: supple saffron stage persian

I thought wearing black was slimming.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153165)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz red pistol

reminds me of that "and so did the fat lady" louis ck episode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153177)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: Avocado locus

Jordahn Smith · Merchandise and Service Coordinator at Ulta Beauty

Omg I accomplished 25 the year I lost my virginity. I’m still in search and I lost count after 132 a few years back.

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Proudly 💕

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Jeannette Morrisey · Smithville High

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Taylor McCracken · Kennel Technician at Cozy Inn Pet Resort & Spa - Stahlstown, PA

I dont even know 132 people id like to have sex with.

Get std tested regularly. Protect yourself

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Jordahn Smith · Merchandise and Service Coordinator at Ulta Beauty

I’m been having sex for over 10 years I think I know what I’m doing by now

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Jordahn Smith To be honest, I think the size of your ear is advertising the size of your vagina hole as well. Tramp.

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Sierra Brantley · Humanities Teacher at Manara Academy

Y'all don't have to agree with her but you do have to be kind. Women have enough problems, we don't need to attack eachother to feel better about ourselves.

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Khadija Jardani · Works at Sitel Almelo

Sierra Brantley agree! We all make different life choices. Just because it's different doesn't make it better and you should never judge people on it.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153189)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: lake multi-colored windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154424)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: federal dashing school

Jordahn Smith · Merchandise and Service Coordinator at Ulta Beauty

Omg I accomplished 25 the year I lost my virginity. I’m still in search and I lost count after 132 a few years back.

Yeah? 132 was the point at which you were like, "you know what, I'm going to stop counting now"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35161052)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: appetizing new version orchestra pit

most women have been with 25 guys by the time they're 16 so this makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153190)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Irate judgmental filthpig

i think she's cute and funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154409)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Sable disrespectful dog poop principal's office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154431)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Electric violet immigrant

Not sure why I lol'd at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154630)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: gay curious pozpig

Only 25? In 2018?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154686)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Avocado locus

https://twitter.com/itsamandaross/status/952639106772815873

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154819)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: costumed stead



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Date: January 14th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: costumed stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155875)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: coral church

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35159937)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: bonkers fragrant address



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: bonkers fragrant address

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Right? Like thanks for saying I have a “normal” body, too bad you’ll never see it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160592)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:11 AM
Author: misanthropic orchid pit



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Date: January 14th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: 180 Reading Party Casino

What a pig. totally repulsive. needs to take a hard look at her diet and exercise habits. pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154830)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Floppy amethyst prole station

she needs to take a hard look at her sexual morals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160582)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Mewling Henna Property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35170292)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Avocado locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155027)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Lascivious Degenerate



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Anal den



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: irradiated keepsake machete



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Alcoholic background story



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Date: January 14th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Avocado locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155378)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: Aromatic effete market factory reset button

Someone post the guide to non-awkward face sitting thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155868)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Avocado locus



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: blue godawful athletic conference field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160067)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: blue godawful athletic conference field

"I was once under the complete delusion that small dicks were "the best." I even wrote a whole babe article about it. Then one day I got wrecked by a member akin to a Chipotle burrito and immediately changed my tune."

quite the delusion she was under. I'm glad she has now turned toward the truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160079)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Anal den

oh yeah. what guy isn't going to want to hit that now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160735)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: mind-boggling grizzly shitlib

https://mobile.twitter.com/haroldtkerr/status/952690661853155329

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160105)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: honey-headed point ladyboy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160747)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Floppy amethyst prole station



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Anal den

who is going to want to marry a chick like this? who?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160688)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Jet Flatulent Cumskin

agreed.

and to me, it's far less the fucking around and far more the (i) desire to broadcast her personal and romantic life to the public and (ii) the fucking around as an end in and of itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160706)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Anal den

yep. Exactly. its not the fucking around which if done secretly or discretely I suppose a lot of guys wouldn't be crazy about but if they like her ...

But the shameless broadcasting because she needs to feel like a "writer" and the raunchy stuff. JFC no dude is gonna want that. Holy shit can you imagine a dude's bros googling her after they find out they are serious and finding that shit. Ugh. And then she acts like a bitch or keeps packing it on early in the game .... ugh. no way man. no fucking way. she's self selected herself out of a stable life path already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160729)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling chestnut knife laser beams

You're projecting your patriarchal beliefs on her. What makes you think she wants all that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35161038)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:16 AM
Author: Anal den

Well, of course she can rationalize that she doesn't now, because that's what she's excluding for herself anyway.

But of course they all want it. They crave infantilization, someone to take care of them, coddle their insane bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35166473)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Mewling Henna Property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35170281)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Anal den

shes gonna be gross as fuck in ten years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160709)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: racy ivory voyeur abode

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160877)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Massive Hall



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: Smoky Marketing Idea Spot

I took my algebra in middle school.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160748)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: racy ivory voyeur abode

Who is this GOBBLEPIG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160964)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: adulterous location kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160968)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: snowy chapel

She looks like a perfectly acceptable slump-buster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160984)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Bistre bipolar area

we all have a lot in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169943)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone brilliant jewess

i was thinking the same thing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35175514)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: gay curious pozpig



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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling grizzly shitlib

Lol, escalation of force here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35162703)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Indecent Stimulating Menage Community Account



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Date: January 16th, 2018 5:25 AM
Author: blue godawful athletic conference field



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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:11 AM
Author: Purple demanding feces mood

Pretty girls don’t have to do this and don’t have to act as though they want to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35166463)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: bonkers fragrant address

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35168056)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: Mewling Henna Property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169197)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Nubile shimmering sweet tailpipe senate

lol look at this bitch's ham leg

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169220)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Nubile shimmering sweet tailpipe senate

butter troll confirmed:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169226)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Cerebral Crawly National Genital Piercing

I disagree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169931)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: geriatric glittery faggotry school cafeteria

Poo-Pourri has gained AT LEAST 25 new customers as a result of her exploits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169955)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling chestnut knife laser beams

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35175449)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Charismatic fiercely-loyal old irish cottage

if she lost 20 pounds, she'd be a legitimate 9+. i'm talking box-level hot. look at her mom and grandma in her instagram. they're both objectively 9+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35175294)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: Overrated Big Fanboi

Another casualty of high fructose corn syrup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35175548)