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Money Diaries: 35 year hedge fund Manger making 1.5 Million spends in a week

http://www.thisisinsider.com/i-live-in-new-york-city-on-a-15...
Electric resort giraffe
  01/16/18
Term Life Insurance: $250. I have $6 million on my head and ...
marvelous twisted range hairy legs
  01/16/18
I'm also making sure to sample two types of dessert each day...
marvelous twisted range hairy legs
  01/16/18
Dinner today is Vietnamese spring rolls, yum — but my husban...
marvelous twisted range hairy legs
  01/16/18
ran here.
Sooty kitty cat
  01/16/18
I noticed she only mentioned the gym membership for her husb...
Bat shit crazy embarrassed to the bone address
  01/16/18
This was totally made up
Emerald Curious Den
  01/16/18
why
marvelous twisted range hairy legs
  01/16/18
First of all she only mentions her Bloomberg terminal ONCE a...
Emerald Curious Den
  01/16/18
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Passionate Sepia Heaven
  01/16/18
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Geriatric gaped dysfunction
  01/16/18
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Swashbuckling brindle fanboi
  01/16/18
My flight and I hotels are expensed ($6,500 for the business...
marvelous twisted range hairy legs
  01/16/18
lol she CUCKED her hubby into economy
Red stag film
  01/16/18
I first read it as they both got economy lol Shrews gonna Sh...
Electric resort giraffe
  01/16/18
Imagine if the tables were turned and a male hedge fund MD b...
Electric resort giraffe
  01/16/18
Lol this is a girls fantasy
Passionate Sepia Heaven
  01/16/18
why
marvelous twisted range hairy legs
  01/16/18
Running list: $50 gym membership $30 a month on taxis Hom...
Passionate Sepia Heaven
  01/16/18
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federal bisexual dragon plaza
  01/16/18
I spot a newly opened Kung Fu Tea at the mall and stop by. I...
marvelous twisted range hairy legs
  01/16/18
Asian shrew daydream
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  01/16/18
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exhilarant parlour
  01/16/18
How are wall street bonuses taxed? Same as regular income or...
Electric resort giraffe
  01/16/18
regular income unless it is carry
smoky unhinged background story international law enforcement agency
  01/16/18
Only 1.5 MM? she’d do nearly as well as a GDC junior partne...
Cruel-hearted Meetinghouse Deer Antler
  01/16/18
Don’t out fratty
Flirting stead
  01/16/18
She makes $1.5m and appears to "work" like 30 hour...
Nudist Famous Landscape Painting Office
  01/16/18
Article is 100% flame
Flirting stead
  01/16/18
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spectacular wagecucks
  01/16/18
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Misunderstood principal's office kitty
  01/16/18
lesson: don't have kids
frum hissy fit nowag
  01/16/18
100% made up. she has almost 0 work details and the few she ...
soul-stirring half-breed bawdyhouse
  01/16/18
this is probably real except the work part. no way she makes...
Self-centered dilemma weed whacker
  01/16/18
is it possible that she is fudging her work life details to ...
pearl azn milk
  01/16/18
Did she describe her role at the fund? Maybe it's a relative...
Sooty kitty cat
  01/16/18
i can only imagine how insufferable and azn female in financ...
spectacular wagecucks
  01/16/18
This is fake. NO way a finance person who actually makes &qu...
Beady-eyed Slap-happy Laser Beams Selfie
  01/16/18
love these. like catnip for me. can you please repost the o...
Cerise vigorous lettuce cruise ship
  01/16/18
nutella SOPPING WET
dashing spot
  01/16/18
I️ know I’m just a pumo but some hedge funds have...
Blathering violent ratface institution
  01/16/18
i was a generalist, but besides what other poasters have sai...
soul-stirring half-breed bawdyhouse
  01/17/18


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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Electric resort giraffe

http://www.thisisinsider.com/i-live-in-new-york-city-on-a-15-million-salary-heres-what-i-spend-in-a-week-2018-1?utm_content=buffer60ea7&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer-food

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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: marvelous twisted range hairy legs

Term Life Insurance: $250. I have $6 million on my head and $1 million on my husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167142)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: marvelous twisted range hairy legs

I'm also making sure to sample two types of dessert each day: the tiramisu was good, but the chocolate cookie is average. I eat while listening to a long presentation on the global biotech outlook for 2018.

3 p.m. — I stop by Stuart Weitzman at Columbus Circle. My feet have widened after having two kids,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167147)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: marvelous twisted range hairy legs

Dinner today is Vietnamese spring rolls, yum — but my husband refuses to eat because it's fried food. More for me!

jfc how fat is she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167153)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Sooty kitty cat

ran here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167207)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy embarrassed to the bone address

I noticed she only mentioned the gym membership for her husband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167645)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Emerald Curious Den

This was totally made up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167156)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: marvelous twisted range hairy legs

why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167232)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Emerald Curious Den

First of all she only mentions her Bloomberg terminal ONCE and talks about checking quotes on it - the capacity of a Bloomberg terminal is enormous and any analyst or portfolio manager would be on it more and using it more.

Second of all

"I have my first meeting of the day. Today is not too busy, only two meetings total, but some of my investments are not doing well. I need to finish up my write-up and Excel models."

I've never heard of someone who works in this field call their positions "investments" in daily parlance. You can say positions or holdings, but saying "investments" is like a veteran cop saying, every time, "The suspected perpetrator of the crime" instead of "the suspect" or "the perp"

Second of all, her job title is MD - but she's doing meetings across sectors (analyst work) in addition to being a PM plus actual managerial responsibilities? Who are the writeups and reports for? Typically the analyst cooks those up for the PM and then those get passed to the MD? Oh wait she is the MD - why is she doing that

Also the skillsets required to analyze Pharmaceutical companies and Insurance companies are very different - to the point where if you are at a large shop running serious money you typically have a dedicated Pharma/Biotech analyst with a masters or PHD because of the specific knowledge required.

In reality - this is a food and travel blog spritzed with random finance buzzwords to clickbait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167633)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Passionate Sepia Heaven



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Date: January 16th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Geriatric gaped dysfunction



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Date: January 16th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling brindle fanboi



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: marvelous twisted range hairy legs

My flight and I hotels are expensed ($6,500 for the business class flights and $3,000 for the hotels).

11 p.m. — My husband and I are celebrating our 10th anniversary in 2018, so we "deserve" a trip without the kids. We'll spend three days in Tokyo, two nights in Hakone (known for their onsen, or mineral hot springs) at a ryokan (traditional Japanese house with homemade meals), and four days in Kyoto. It is so hard to choose a hotel because they are all rated highly by travelers. That's Japanese hospitality for you. I finally book my husband's economy flight ($1,100) and our accommodations in Hakone and Kyoto ($1,500).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167167)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Red stag film

lol she CUCKED her hubby into economy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167231)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Electric resort giraffe

I first read it as they both got economy lol Shrews gonna Shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167238)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Electric resort giraffe

Imagine if the tables were turned and a male hedge fund MD bought his wife economy tickets while he sat in first or business class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167240)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Passionate Sepia Heaven

Lol this is a girls fantasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167168)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: marvelous twisted range hairy legs

why

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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Passionate Sepia Heaven

Running list:

$50 gym membership

$30 a month on taxis

Home by 6pm

Palace hotel has shit food

Going from palace to columbus circle to shop mid day

Registering for a conference yourself

Getting hotel room yourself

Booking flights yourself

Stopping there

This is an Asian finance girl fantasy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167601)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: federal bisexual dragon plaza



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: marvelous twisted range hairy legs

I spot a newly opened Kung Fu Tea at the mall and stop by. I love bubble tea!

LOL guess race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167179)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: glittery erotic menage boistinker

Asian shrew daydream

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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: exhilarant parlour



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Electric resort giraffe

How are wall street bonuses taxed? Same as regular income or is it that sweet 15% capital gains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167591)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: smoky unhinged background story international law enforcement agency

regular income unless it is carry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35169164)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Meetinghouse Deer Antler

Only 1.5 MM? she’d do nearly as well as a GDC junior partner. SAD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167631)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Flirting stead

Don’t out fratty

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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: Nudist Famous Landscape Painting Office

She makes $1.5m and appears to "work" like 30 hours per week mostly eating lunch and going to worthless meetings.

LJL at our lawcuck lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167655)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Flirting stead

Article is 100% flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167854)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: spectacular wagecucks



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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Misunderstood principal's office kitty



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: frum hissy fit nowag

lesson: don't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167695)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring half-breed bawdyhouse

100% made up. she has almost 0 work details and the few she provides is really sketchy/weird given her focus on biotech/insurance (the two have nothing in common in terms of drivers/similarities/etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35168226)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Self-centered dilemma weed whacker

this is probably real except the work part. no way she makes $1.5m a year. However, she is an AZNgirl who likely has a father that makes $1.5m a year that subsidizes her. I have seen many many AZN chicks like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35168487)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: pearl azn milk

is it possible that she is fudging her work life details to not get outted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35168671)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Sooty kitty cat

Did she describe her role at the fund? Maybe it's a relatives fund and she's like head of client/investor relations or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35168694)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: spectacular wagecucks

i can only imagine how insufferable and azn female in finance is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35169699)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Slap-happy Laser Beams Selfie

This is fake. NO way a finance person who actually makes "on average" $1.5MM/year only spends $30/month on cabs (I'm assuming this includes uber and lyft) and $6,500/month on housing. Also, she covers 2 totally different sectors and has so much free time that she can go shopping mid-day. It is possible that she works at her parents' fund and is basically a finance RSF: no real job, no real responsibilities, includes her parents' wealth as part of her "income."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35169712)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Cerise vigorous lettuce cruise ship

love these. like catnip for me. can you please repost the one that was the biglaw shrew as well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35169728)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: dashing spot

nutella SOPPING WET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35169833)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: Blathering violent ratface institution

I️ know I’m just a pumo but some hedge funds have a generalist model and it’s possibke an analyst would meet with companies across industries. Further hedge fund titles are goofy - MD often is a title for “senior analyst” thus she could be doing her own write ups and sending them to the actual PM. Working 30 hours a week sounds like flame in said role, but it’s not completely ludicrous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35171616)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring half-breed bawdyhouse

i was a generalist, but besides what other poasters have said, the massive free time and her language on write-ups implies its a pod like citadel/millennium or at least a sector specific P&L. all she seems to know about the industry is that we attend meetings.

also no generalists cover biopharma, u need to be specialized there. otherwise u would be spending so much time on biopharma stocks that u may as well just be a biopharma only P&L.

finally, why wouldn't she say PM or senior analyst. Almost no one has "managing director" as a title in a hedge fund. Family office, maybe.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35179551)