Mom on PDDJ: "So She Came Into This Marriage With ZERO Points & ZERO Miles?"
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Date: January 19th, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Passionate Headpube
*Mom perks up* "You mean she was classy enough to date a truly rich man?"
"Uh, not exactly. He mostly just drove out to a trailer on the lake that belonged to his goy uncle. They liked to go hunting together, all 3 of them before heading to church..."
*DBG's mom becomes violently ill*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864737&forum_id=2#35191109) |
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Date: January 19th, 2018 4:36 PM Author: Passionate Headpube
*DBG's mom composes herself, calls back* "I'm sorry bubby, that was a little much. I had food that was too salty anyway, you know how sensitive my stomach has been lately..."
*DBG shifts nervously in his seat* "Uh, it's ok mom. The past is the past with PDDJ. She isn't into that lifestyle anymore."
"So DBG, why exactly did her and her last young man with the prole uncle part ways?"
"Uh, so, he dumped her for being bad with money."
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"Mom?"
"MOM?!?!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864737&forum_id=2#35191272) |
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