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In high school I became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground
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Date: January 21st, 2018 1:24 AM Author: know-it-all autistic space Back in the days of AOL when people literally paid by the hour for internet, wrestling e-feds were springing up as an obscure niche hobby. The basic premise involved the president booking you into a feud with another wrestler, which would be carried out through dueling written roleplays concluding in a PPV match recap/result that the president would write based on what happened in the feud. I created a character called "Justice" who wore a trench coat and was doing some truly over the top next level shit that generally pissed everyone else off because it was impossible to legitimately respond to, like using a grappling hook to completely destroy my opponent's lair and then imprisoning and torturing them until the time of the PPV. The quality of writing was much higher than everyone else's but it was completely ridiculous.
Some fat chick who was part of a different fed came across my posts and befriended me. Her fed was ailing and about to fall apart because the president had quit and she asked me to step in for him and revitalize the fed. I went out and scoured newsgroups for new talent to join the wrestlers that had stuck around, actually assembled a workable roster, and booked some feuds and a PPV. I wrote up a pretty decent match card, including a detailed heavyweight title match main event. At the very end, I had Justice come out to present the title belt to the winner and announce himself as the new commissioner, and many were lauding the PPV based on what I had posted to that point, even those who were familiar with and hated the Justice character.
Then I made the final post, and Justice concluded his speech with "AND I'M YOU'RE NEXT OPPONENT" and completely destroyed the new champion in outrageous fashion, doing the Scales of Justice finisher to him off the top rope through multiple tables on the floor outside the ring. Everyone was completely outraged and the fed basically disintegrated. The fat chick sent me a lengthy email about how hurt she was that I had betrayed her trust. lmao |
Date: January 21st, 2018 1:29 AM Author: fuchsia office this is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&forum_id=2#35201153) |
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Date: January 25th, 2018 3:44 AM Author: Maize point striped hyena 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&forum_id=2#35232581) |
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Date: January 25th, 2018 4:16 AM Author: Poppy multi-colored market selfie 98545637853429873226 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&forum_id=2#35232623) |
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Date: January 25th, 2018 4:34 AM Author: Lavender titillating foreskin box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&forum_id=2#35232651) |
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Date: January 25th, 2018 3:31 PM Author: Maize point striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&forum_id=2#35236250) |
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Date: January 25th, 2018 3:35 PM Author: sticky roommate 462378833864179822800835 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&forum_id=2#35236280) |
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Date: January 25th, 2018 3:37 PM Author: Out-of-control honey-headed jap 984641646435643684656158465416541651463516541365531 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&forum_id=2#35236294) |
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Date: January 25th, 2018 3:37 PM Author: Aphrodisiac plaza ... and the fat chick joined seeking arrangement and you're marrying her next month (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&forum_id=2#35236301) |
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Date: January 28th, 2018 12:01 PM Author: Maize point striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&forum_id=2#35259861) |
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Date: March 20th, 2024 3:11 PM Author: know-it-all autistic space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&forum_id=2#47510818) |
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Date: March 20th, 2024 3:11 PM Author: lemon giraffe affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&forum_id=2#47510820) |