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UFC main event last night was the most ALPHA AS FUCK thing I've ever seen.

Stipe defending his title going for the record of most conse...
aromatic misanthropic indian lodge new version
  01/21/18
your narrative has me wanting to watch it now. tell dana whi...
Domesticated Bipolar Hominid Shitlib
  01/21/18
Wtf. I think theres better than even odds youre into cuck...
cracking athletic conference candlestick maker
  01/21/18
(fag)
indigo diverse people who are hurt
  01/21/18
Yes, and?
cracking athletic conference candlestick maker
  01/21/18
stipe may be my favorite hw ever
Trip school
  01/21/18
It was a great fight. Stipe methodically broke that man down...
ultramarine gaming laptop digit ratio
  01/21/18
he was a significant underdog (+160), def not massive. the r...
Up-to-no-good amethyst mad cow disease
  01/21/18
he was 40 pounds lighter and that's a huge underdog spread i...
Trip school
  01/21/18
the weight advantage was why he was a dog, you don't get to ...
Up-to-no-good amethyst mad cow disease
  01/21/18


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Date: January 21st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: aromatic misanthropic indian lodge new version

Stipe defending his title going for the record of most consecutive heavyweight title defenses. However, all of the UFC hype machine is behind the absolutely massive challenger, a massive nig-nog who was pulled out of literal African sand mines five years ago to train mma and recorded the world's hardest punch. In his last fight, a single shot floored Alistair Overeem and had him convulsing on the ground like he was electrocuted.

The fight starts and these two men look like completely different species. It looks more like an ancient Rome gladitorial spectacle than a regulated MMA fight. It's rocky vs Drago in real life. This gigantic, swole as fuck nig-nog is stalking stipe, a dad-bod white guy who would be two weight classes below him were the heavyweight division not unrestricted, like a fucking lion. A single punch connects and it looks like stipe is about to get mauled by this animal. From that once punch the area below his eye is swelling up like a disgusting balloon in a way that would make even Rocky cringe. Stipe is back up against the fence and you can see the terror on his face, like he's in there with something not a human.

Nonetheless, Stipe weaves and trades punches, and just slightly stuns the much bigger nigger with his best shot. Stipe manages to take him down eventually by using every last ounce of his strength, and puts his elbow on his throat as he thrashes around. For the next 4.25 rounds, Stipe continues to take this beast down and grind him into the ground, sapping his will until he can't even move anymore.

Stipe wins 50-44 in a fight he went into both as champion and massive underdog. As UFC president Dana White, the man who promoted the challenger over Stipe's attempt to break the record, is about to strap the belt onto Stipe, Stipe turns around and rips it out of his hands, and gives it to his coach to coronate him. In the post fight press conference, Stipe declares himself the greatest of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866415&forum_id=2#35203493)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Domesticated Bipolar Hominid Shitlib

your narrative has me wanting to watch it now. tell dana white i said fire rogan for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866415&forum_id=2#35203498)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: cracking athletic conference candlestick maker

Wtf.

I think theres better than even odds youre into cuck/BLACKED porn.

The fight was great but lol at stipe being scared. Fucker was golden gloves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866415&forum_id=2#35203533)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: indigo diverse people who are hurt

(fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866415&forum_id=2#35203559)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: cracking athletic conference candlestick maker

Yes, and?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866415&forum_id=2#35203566)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Trip school

stipe may be my favorite hw ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866415&forum_id=2#35203581)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: ultramarine gaming laptop digit ratio

It was a great fight. Stipe methodically broke that man down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866415&forum_id=2#35203627)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good amethyst mad cow disease

he was a significant underdog (+160), def not massive. the rest is 100% true tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866415&forum_id=2#35203789)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: Trip school

he was 40 pounds lighter and that's a huge underdog spread in an MMA fight for a reigning champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866415&forum_id=2#35203800)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good amethyst mad cow disease

the weight advantage was why he was a dog, you don't get to count it twice. anyway +160 is just inherently not a "massive" underdog in any fight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866415&forum_id=2#35203808)