UFC main event last night was the most ALPHA AS FUCK thing I've ever seen.
| Heady area love of her life | 01/21/18 | | Red garrison international law enforcement agency | 01/21/18 | | Yapping Out-of-control Office Giraffe | 01/21/18 | | bearded cruise ship | 01/21/18 | | Yapping Out-of-control Office Giraffe | 01/21/18 | | Charismatic spot | 01/21/18 | | rambunctious senate depressive | 01/21/18 | | Burgundy Pea-brained Station Hominid | 01/21/18 | | Charismatic spot | 01/21/18 | | Burgundy Pea-brained Station Hominid | 01/21/18 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: January 21st, 2018 3:06 PM Author: Heady area love of her life
Stipe defending his title going for the record of most consecutive heavyweight title defenses. However, all of the UFC hype machine is behind the absolutely massive challenger, a massive nig-nog who was pulled out of literal African sand mines five years ago to train mma and recorded the world's hardest punch. In his last fight, a single shot floored Alistair Overeem and had him convulsing on the ground like he was electrocuted.
The fight starts and these two men look like completely different species. It looks more like an ancient Rome gladitorial spectacle than a regulated MMA fight. It's rocky vs Drago in real life. This gigantic, swole as fuck nig-nog is stalking stipe, a dad-bod white guy who would be two weight classes below him were the heavyweight division not unrestricted, like a fucking lion. A single punch connects and it looks like stipe is about to get mauled by this animal. From that once punch the area below his eye is swelling up like a disgusting balloon in a way that would make even Rocky cringe. Stipe is back up against the fence and you can see the terror on his face, like he's in there with something not a human.
Nonetheless, Stipe weaves and trades punches, and just slightly stuns the much bigger nigger with his best shot. Stipe manages to take him down eventually by using every last ounce of his strength, and puts his elbow on his throat as he thrashes around. For the next 4.25 rounds, Stipe continues to take this beast down and grind him into the ground, sapping his will until he can't even move anymore.
Stipe wins 50-44 in a fight he went into both as champion and massive underdog. As UFC president Dana White, the man who promoted the challenger over Stipe's attempt to break the record, is about to strap the belt onto Stipe, Stipe turns around and rips it out of his hands, and gives it to his coach to coronate him. In the post fight press conference, Stipe declares himself the greatest of all time.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866415&forum_id=2#35203493) |
Date: January 21st, 2018 3:18 PM Author: Yapping Out-of-control Office Giraffe
Wtf.
I think theres better than even odds youre into cuck/BLACKED porn.
The fight was great but lol at stipe being scared. Fucker was golden gloves.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866415&forum_id=2#35203533) |
|
|