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anyone here actually WANT to be on a jury?

I'd love to be on a jury
Deep Antidepressant Drug
  01/21/18
of course. which is why i'll never get picked much less allo...
bull headed windowlicker
  01/21/18
not speaking at all is one of the fastest ways to get picked...
glassy range
  01/21/18
...
Deep Antidepressant Drug
  01/21/18
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Razzmatazz Hall Weed Whacker
  01/22/18
i've got jury duty on valentine's day, so I hope I get picke...
Deep Antidepressant Drug
  01/21/18
that's the way. avoid eye contact i guess.
bull headed windowlicker
  01/21/18
Wouldn't you lose money though
Multi-colored kitchen
  01/21/18
I don't care. I want to be on a jury.
Deep Antidepressant Drug
  01/21/18
I just want jury duty. Guaranteed paid 6 weeks off, will on...
maize water buffalo
  01/21/18
I would love to convict some degenerate because I don't fall...
saffron degenerate
  01/21/18
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exciting puce coldplay fan
  01/21/18
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Deep Antidepressant Drug
  01/21/18
Would love to not guilty someone for 1488 reasons
gold vibrant quadroon area
  01/21/18
i'd like to just to poast about it afterwards re how stupid ...
clear pistol
  01/21/18
...
Deep Antidepressant Drug
  01/21/18
...
Curious international law enforcement agency
  01/22/18
I was really impressed as a clerk with how seriously jurors ...
Razzmatazz Hall Weed Whacker
  01/22/18
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Aromatic Halford Heaven
  01/21/18
I'd prefer to be an alternate during a long trial so I can z...
razzle-dazzle deer antler sneaky criminal
  01/21/18
i'd want a short-ish trial and a long deliberation. if it's ...
clear pistol
  01/21/18
Would love to serve. Been to several VDs but never selected...
racy navy shrine dingle berry
  01/21/18
I ask a similar question during jury selection
lascivious filthy wrinkle
  01/21/18
I'll ask the same one tomorrow morning to the venire. I'll d...
Deep Antidepressant Drug
  01/21/18
As a kid I always thought it would be cool as fuck to serve ...
Underhanded cerebral yarmulke puppy
  01/21/18
a hosftra degree is like a ged.
bull headed windowlicker
  01/21/18
WRONG MOVE. The court and the prosecution will be pissed at ...
Deep Antidepressant Drug
  01/21/18
Are you telling me that if I showed up to jury selection wea...
Underhanded cerebral yarmulke puppy
  01/21/18
If I were a judge & saw that, I'd grill you on the stand...
Deep Antidepressant Drug
  01/21/18
jurors have uniforms?
Underhanded cerebral yarmulke puppy
  01/21/18
yes
Flushed Rehab
  01/21/18
lol
maroon electric institution ape
  01/21/18
Last time I went to jury duty, there were literally people i...
maize water buffalo
  01/21/18
how often do lawyers get through?
Alcoholic Ratface Locus
  01/21/18
I've never seen it happen.
Deep Antidepressant Drug
  01/21/18
One of my associates got picked on a capital murder trial. ...
laughsome insanely creepy gaming laptop
  01/21/18
I had a former judge and a biglolyer on the same jury.
Crawly Stag Film Roast Beef
  01/21/18
I kept one on my last jury trial but he was going to be an a...
lascivious filthy wrinkle
  01/21/18
I'd probably nullify that shit if it was a non-violent drug ...
Crimson buck-toothed becky
  01/21/18
only jury i've ever been called for is a coroner's jury. got...
abnormal shimmering library
  01/21/18
...
Deep Antidepressant Drug
  01/21/18
...
cracking roommate locale
  01/21/18
...
gold vibrant quadroon area
  01/21/18
at my jury duty i got pulled up for voir dire for some obvio...
dark school
  01/21/18
turdskin?
bull headed windowlicker
  01/21/18
white as snow
dark school
  01/21/18
I was on one for a civil trial that lasted 4 days. Only tim...
hairraiser poppy hairy legs
  01/21/18
On the Jury form, I always put JURIS DOCTOR in the education...
maize water buffalo
  01/21/18
i want a cartel drug case so i can make $$$ for a NG.
bull headed windowlicker
  01/21/18
NG?
maize water buffalo
  01/22/18
notguilty
bull headed windowlicker
  01/22/18
God I’m retarded most of the time
maize water buffalo
  01/22/18
...
Deep Antidepressant Drug
  01/22/18
...
Flesh masturbator
  01/22/18
I was a juror on an agg rape charge, it was one of the most ...
Galvanic public bath national security agency
  01/22/18


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Date: January 21st, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: Deep Antidepressant Drug

I'd love to be on a jury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35204916)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: bull headed windowlicker

of course. which is why i'll never get picked much less allowed to open my mouth during voire dire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35204920)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: glassy range

not speaking at all is one of the fastest ways to get picked for a jury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205063)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: Deep Antidepressant Drug



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Hall Weed Whacker



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Deep Antidepressant Drug

i've got jury duty on valentine's day, so I hope I get picked. it'd be 180. On the online form, I wrote my occupation as "counselor"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205821)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: bull headed windowlicker

that's the way. avoid eye contact i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205851)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored kitchen

Wouldn't you lose money though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205889)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Deep Antidepressant Drug

I don't care. I want to be on a jury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206213)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: maize water buffalo

I just want jury duty. Guaranteed paid 6 weeks off, will only get called in like twice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35204934)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: saffron degenerate

I would love to convict some degenerate because I don't fall for the defense's lame mind tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205813)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: exciting puce coldplay fan



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: Deep Antidepressant Drug



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: gold vibrant quadroon area

Would love to not guilty someone for 1488 reasons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206380)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: clear pistol

i'd like to just to poast about it afterwards re how stupid all these people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205820)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Deep Antidepressant Drug



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Curious international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207367)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Hall Weed Whacker

I was really impressed as a clerk with how seriously jurors took their responsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207496)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Aromatic Halford Heaven



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle deer antler sneaky criminal

I'd prefer to be an alternate during a long trial so I can zone out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205828)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: clear pistol

i'd want a short-ish trial and a long deliberation. if it's an easy case, deliberations wont be as entertaining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205846)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: racy navy shrine dingle berry

Would love to serve. Been to several VDs but never selected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205884)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: lascivious filthy wrinkle

I ask a similar question during jury selection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205891)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: Deep Antidepressant Drug

I'll ask the same one tomorrow morning to the venire. I'll ding anyone who says "yes, I want to serve"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206222)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Underhanded cerebral yarmulke puppy

As a kid I always thought it would be cool as fuck to serve on a jury. Now that I'm an adult, having to drag myself to some courtroom instead of my office and having to deal with missing a bunch of time at work seems like a pain in the ass.

I would totally act out during jury selection to make sure I was not picked. In fact, the only time I ever wear a t-shirt with the name of my law school on it is when I get called to jury duty, in the hopes that it will make me one of the first ones dismissed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205902)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: bull headed windowlicker

a hosftra degree is like a ged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206232)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: Deep Antidepressant Drug

WRONG MOVE. The court and the prosecution will be pissed at you & the defense would do everything in its power to keep you. The people we want on a jury are shitlibs who don't want to be there & will just return a not guilty verdict so that they can get back to their "partners" even faster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206233)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: Underhanded cerebral yarmulke puppy

Are you telling me that if I showed up to jury selection wearing the t-shirt of a T14 law school, I would not get immediately dismissed? who the fuck wants a JD on their jury? Surely I would end up having undue influence over other jurors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206245)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: Deep Antidepressant Drug

If I were a judge & saw that, I'd grill you on the stand about wearing appropriate attire to court. As a law student or graduate, you should know that a fucking t-shirt is not appropriate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206259)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: Underhanded cerebral yarmulke puppy

jurors have uniforms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206264)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:52 PM
Author: Flushed Rehab

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207202)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: maroon electric institution ape

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207151)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: maize water buffalo

Last time I went to jury duty, there were literally people in old school dirty sweatpants and unbuttoned dirty flannel shirts exposing huge beer bellies and stained undershirts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207163)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Alcoholic Ratface Locus

how often do lawyers get through?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205905)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Deep Antidepressant Drug

I've never seen it happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206208)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: laughsome insanely creepy gaming laptop

One of my associates got picked on a capital murder trial. Not sure how that happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206229)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Crawly Stag Film Roast Beef

I had a former judge and a biglolyer on the same jury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206358)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: lascivious filthy wrinkle

I kept one on my last jury trial but he was going to be an alternate and it was a two day trial so I wasn’t concerned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206253)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Crimson buck-toothed becky

I'd probably nullify that shit if it was a non-violent drug crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205906)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: abnormal shimmering library

only jury i've ever been called for is a coroner's jury. got out of that waste of time damn quick.

would love to spend a bit of time doing some sweet jury nullification work.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205985)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: Deep Antidepressant Drug



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: cracking roommate locale



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: gold vibrant quadroon area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206989)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: dark school

at my jury duty i got pulled up for voir dire for some obviously guilty blk bro who bought drugs from an undercover cop.

I would have liked to have been on the jury but the def bro didn't like the color of my skin so I was bounced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206276)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: bull headed windowlicker

turdskin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206365)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: dark school

white as snow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206538)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: hairraiser poppy hairy legs

I was on one for a civil trial that lasted 4 days. Only time I was ever on one. Nice little break from work, pretty chill. Still got paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207119)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: maize water buffalo

On the Jury form, I always put JURIS DOCTOR in the education section. I'm always one of the first people excused. It's the only real benefit I've received from law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207170)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:53 PM
Author: bull headed windowlicker

i want a cartel drug case so i can make $$$ for a NG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207211)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: maize water buffalo

NG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207502)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: bull headed windowlicker

notguilty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207523)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 1:37 AM
Author: maize water buffalo

God I’m retarded most of the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207547)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Deep Antidepressant Drug



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 1:45 AM
Author: Flesh masturbator



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Galvanic public bath national security agency

I was a juror on an agg rape charge, it was one of the most stressful experiences of my life. He pleaded out after evidence but before deliberation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35208782)