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If a container held ALL of your lifelong masterbatorial discharge, how large?

no need to account for evaporization
Floppy locus keepsake machete
  01/29/18
jfc
flirting rigpig
  05/22/18
10 oz a week would be about 100 gallons, so let’s be cautiou...
bronze hunting ground
  05/22/18
(job interview question)
copper senate jap
  05/22/18
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Orchid fortuitous meteor range
  07/23/18
literally zero
razzmatazz community account
  05/22/18
(bloodacre, bit of cum still on the lip)
flirting rigpig
  05/22/18
...
odious box office travel guidebook
  05/22/18
...
coiffed business firm
  05/22/18
...
Orchid fortuitous meteor range
  07/23/18
We'll all find out in purgatory, where we'll have to use a 5...
bronze hunting ground
  05/22/18
...
Floppy locus keepsake machete
  05/22/18
Where's the catch?
Bisexual sooty library
  05/22/18
Google says average volume is 1tsp per spooge. There are 48 ...
Bisexual sooty library
  05/22/18
OK, I'm all mathed out for the day. 3 JO sessions a day for ...
Floppy locus keepsake machete
  05/22/18
That's 16 days to jizz out one cup of spunk at three jerks p...
Bisexual sooty library
  05/22/18
Whoa! I thought it would have been more than half a barrel. ...
Floppy locus keepsake machete
  05/22/18
...
Swashbuckling base ceo
  07/23/18
Not enough to satiate Peterman.
sable contagious church building
  05/22/18
Does this include my anal ejaculate?
Boyish personal credit line queen of the night
  07/23/18
in middle and high school, I used to jizz into my shower dra...
charcoal turdskin gaming laptop
  07/23/18


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Date: January 29th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Floppy locus keepsake machete

no need to account for evaporization

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: flirting rigpig

jfc

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: bronze hunting ground

10 oz a week would be about 100 gallons, so let’s be cautious and say 200 gallons. I’ve definitely had 20 oz weeks but I’m confident that’s higher than my average week since I was 12 or whatever. Now you have me contemplating jizzing in an old tomato sauce jar for the next week to gauge my estimate.

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: copper senate jap

(job interview question)

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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Orchid fortuitous meteor range



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz community account

literally zero

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: flirting rigpig

(bloodacre, bit of cum still on the lip)

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: odious box office travel guidebook



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: coiffed business firm



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Orchid fortuitous meteor range



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: bronze hunting ground

We'll all find out in purgatory, where we'll have to use a 5 mL syringe to suck up each nut and fill our containers of our life's jizz. /Catholicism

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Floppy locus keepsake machete



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Bisexual sooty library

Where's the catch?

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Bisexual sooty library

Google says average volume is 1tsp per spooge. There are 48 teaspoons in one cup, 16 cups in a gallon.

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Floppy locus keepsake machete

OK, I'm all mathed out for the day. 3 JO sessions a day for 20 years equals how many barrels? 55 gal = 1 bbl?

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Bisexual sooty library

That's 16 days to jizz out one cup of spunk at three jerks per day. 7,300 days in 20 years, divided by 16 is 465 cups of man chowder in that span of time, which works out to 29 gallons. Does that math check out?

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: Floppy locus keepsake machete

Whoa! I thought it would have been more than half a barrel.

guess I had better get back to jerking off. I'm closer to 3/4 a barrel given my age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106714)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling base ceo



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: sable contagious church building

Not enough to satiate Peterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106754)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Boyish personal credit line queen of the night

Does this include my anal ejaculate?

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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: charcoal turdskin gaming laptop

in middle and high school, I used to jizz into my shower drain every single day. One time it started to clog up, so I fished a coathanger into it, and pulled out a 2 foot long clump of semen and hair, all stuck together. It was probably a few pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482636)