Subject: Reviewing and Revisiting

Priority: High

As with many things in firm life, it is often necessary to retool or adjust certain policies during the intiail period of their roll out in an effort to maximize their benefits to the firmwide community while maintaining the standards of excellence we embody here at [REDACTED]. Although we are still in the preliminary stages of the "outside lawyer" program, it has been brought to our attention that, charitably interpeted, certain of you may be operating under a misapprehension of the purpose and ambit of this venture.

The goal of this e-mail is not to cast individual blame but rather to better define the lines of appropriate conduct under the program. To that end: (1) the outside lawyer program is *not* intended to allow routine (daily or even weekly) visits to sandwich, coffee, cafe, or other food settings beyond the four walls of the firm absent an underlying client purpose (Jerry); (2) the outside lawyer program is *not* intended to permit weekend visitation with family members, even within an immediate family (spouse or children) absent an underlying client purpose (Monica); (3) the outside lawyer program is *not* intended to enable coworker-to-coworker socialization within evening or overnight, let alone daytime, hours, even *with* an underlying client purpose (John and Margaret).<EN 1>

More generally, it is critical that our attorneys keep in mind the undergirding objective of this program: client service. This is not an opportunity for personal, religious, community, civic, or healthcare frolics and detours. The firm has released this policy on the assumption that all of you understand the dominant business and ethical motivations which our inform all hours of our lives. While we do not desire or presently intend to revoke the outside lawyer program, further indications of deviations from program protocol may necessitate such remedial action.

**End Notes**

<1> So, for example, if two outside lawyers each connected with the same client are on site for a client visit requiring an overnight stay, those lawyers should avoid consuming food with one another in the evening following the site visit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885747&forum_id=2#35362160)

*gets out stuffed dummy, backup Nordstrom dress shirt, and the tape recorder with the pre-recorded decoy conference call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885747&forum_id=2#36202033)

FROM: Associate Logistics and Deployment Committee

TO: All associates

DATE: June 17, 2018

As a direct result of the incident involving Paul, the Outside Lawyer program will be terminated effective June 17, 2018 at 11:59 PM Firm Time.

Paul was the consummate lawyer. His professionalism and attention to detail will ensure that his memory remains celebrated among the firm's hallowed ranks for eternity. Rest assured that the firm will spare no resource in bringing those responsible to justice.

All Outside Lawyers are to report to the medical bay by 11:59 PM this evening to undergo a full radiation millisievert analysis.

All attorneys and support staff are encouraged to attend Paul's funeral pyre on Monday beteeen 8:45 AM and 9:00 AM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885747&forum_id=2#36259429)