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Weirdest sex stuff you've done with GF or wife?

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nighttime electric friendly grandma half-breed
  02/07/18
had her grind her clit against mine and came together
titillating brunch
  02/07/18
So funny man! Great joke!
cerebral cruel-hearted trailer park clown
  02/07/18
spend more time working and fucking your ugly 5 proles girlf...
citrine fragrant internal respiration
  02/07/18
Never do wierd shit with your wife/gf. That's what cheat...
appetizing sapphire stage
  02/07/18
let a gf peg me a couple times
charismatic windowlicker
  02/07/18
did she start cheating on you afterwards?
Chestnut Beady-eyed Pervert National Security Agency
  02/07/18
nah i dumped her after we got in a big fight about nothing. ...
charismatic windowlicker
  02/07/18
(Dux)
cerebral cruel-hearted trailer park clown
  02/07/18
friends?
charismatic windowlicker
  02/07/18
You are 180 and I love you
cerebral cruel-hearted trailer park clown
  02/07/18
180. *kisses you*
charismatic windowlicker
  02/07/18
*makes luv with you on roof of Circle K*
cerebral cruel-hearted trailer park clown
  02/07/18
got her in doggystyle position once
Razzle-dazzle Base Prole
  02/07/18
banana sex? http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
titillating brunch
  02/07/18
...
saffron stimulating casino faggot firefighter
  02/07/18
done coke off my gf's ass a few times. its 180
Ungodly curious sandwich
  02/07/18
ATM with gf followed by deep passionate kissing
wonderful alpha
  02/07/18
ATM with ex who LOVED anal
opaque idiotic resort
  02/07/18
whoa, was not expecting this from you
Bateful Library Antidepressant Drug
  02/07/18
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titillating brunch
  02/07/18
It only happened once :( She loved anal, though. Wanted ...
opaque idiotic resort
  02/07/18
does your azngirl wife know what they're from?
titillating brunch
  02/07/18
*Jim_Kelly tp beating off as his azn wife treats her yeast i...
Bateful Library Antidepressant Drug
  02/07/18
...
titillating brunch
  02/07/18
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sooty high-end puppy feces
  02/07/18
flame?
Razzle-dazzle Base Prole
  02/07/18
No. She only had one partner before (she was married young)...
opaque idiotic resort
  02/07/18
>> She brought up threesomes (MFF) and I wasn't excite...
titillating brunch
  02/07/18
how did his penis taste
claret station azn
  02/07/18
fuck.
opaque idiotic resort
  02/07/18
Stuck penis in vagina
obsidian rigpig
  02/07/18
fairly loud anal at 3 AM in a hotel room with two other coup...
Anal low-t main people
  02/07/18
go on...
Dun Boltzmann Gas Station
  02/07/18
finished, went to bed, married with two kids now im sure ...
Anal low-t main people
  02/07/18
Was he gentle?
rusted psychic
  02/07/18
why did you yelp?
Buck-toothed abode voyeur
  02/07/18
banged her in a movie theatre with other people in our row, ...
doobsian menage
  02/07/18
Did she sit on your lap or something?
Deranged lake milk
  02/07/18
they let women drive long haul trucks? How big was the strap...
vivacious native immigrant
  02/07/18
Public sex in a busy restaurant with one conspicuously locat...
metal aqua mediation temple
  02/07/18
Not gf but occasional hookup paid me hundreds of dollars to ...
thriller sick site
  02/07/18
wtf
exciting bearded cruise ship
  02/07/18
how does this not have more replies
soggy pocket flask
  02/07/18
what
Transparent Floppy Orchestra Pit
  02/07/18
what
gaped racy death wish sound barrier
  02/07/18
wat
rusted psychic
  02/07/18
She was a total submissive and had a thing for strong stink ...
thriller sick site
  02/07/18
virtually no women have this sort of foot/odor fetish. you'r...
citrine fragrant internal respiration
  02/07/18
You seem a little jelly man. I just thought it was weird as ...
thriller sick site
  02/08/18
lol, why in the world would i be jealous of your supposed ab...
citrine fragrant internal respiration
  02/08/18
That's like one woman compared to 100 men with the same feti...
Canary Philosopher-king Indirect Expression
  02/07/18
I said the same thing to her. She said she didn't want to be...
thriller sick site
  02/08/18
get help
Greedy telephone university
  02/07/18
She nags me for money. Every day
frozen awkward range
  02/07/18
Practiced sexual abstinence for 8 months. That was pretty w...
Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye
  02/07/18
I did that for a year
frozen awkward range
  02/07/18
*Cannibal Holocaust theme plays*
Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye
  02/07/18
That's my marriage you're talking about....
frozen awkward range
  02/07/18
You still married? I was on the way to divorce but then got...
Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye
  02/07/18
yes, still there. remarkably similar situation. now? detente...
frozen awkward range
  02/07/18
Damn man, I could have written this post myself.
Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye
  02/07/18
I suspect a lot of us stiffs approaching middle-age feel the...
frozen awkward range
  02/07/18
Yea. The best I can do is not think about it, enjoy time wi...
Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye
  02/07/18
I've debated the prostitute route, but risks are too high. j...
frozen awkward range
  02/07/18
180 toxic threading friend http://autoadmit.com/thread.ph...
marvelous bonkers heaven
  02/07/18
not even blowjobs? just total dead bedroom?
Chestnut Beady-eyed Pervert National Security Agency
  02/07/18
Cold & dead. I sleep on the couch most nights to the po...
Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye
  02/07/18
:(
shimmering cracking roommate dysfunction
  02/08/18
My wife and I were the same way for years, but this past yea...
Supple dingle berry marketing idea
  02/07/18
whoa congrats!
Bateful Library Antidepressant Drug
  02/07/18
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Confused hospital
  02/07/18
Meh it's not that bad though I guess my life would be annoyi...
Slate hot liquid oxygen
  02/07/18
...
Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye
  02/07/18
moar flame
Razzle-dazzle Base Prole
  02/07/18
Brother, I never flame about my sexual past. It's all I hav...
Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye
  02/07/18
seems like girls with gay friends are typically up for kinky...
Razzle-dazzle Base Prole
  02/07/18
...
Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye
  02/07/18
Nice. If UCLA, I probably know the girl.
Supple dingle berry marketing idea
  02/07/18
Coke fiend UCLA does not narrow it down very much. But ...
Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye
  02/07/18
not GF, but a long time ago, girl was cutting my arms in bet...
marvelous bonkers heaven
  02/07/18
fairly aggressive "rapist" roleplay where i used a...
Mauve weed whacker theater
  02/07/18
[rob porter]
Anal low-t main people
  02/08/18
GF in college would have me tie her up, and then choke her o...
frozen awkward range
  02/07/18
69'd many many times. We are pretty lame.
exciting bearded cruise ship
  02/07/18
for some reason, i had a weird fetish for watching my hs gf ...
magical partner
  02/07/18
some hair or shaven?
Razzle-dazzle Base Prole
  02/07/18
some hair, but she was a natural blonde so very little and v...
magical partner
  02/07/18
SOME REASON
Cream vigorous national toaster
  02/07/18
?
magical partner
  02/07/18
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obsidian rigpig
  02/07/18
I watched an ex fuck herself with a cucumber in the law libr...
abusive state idiot
  02/07/18
Eat ass. I used to date a lil spinner that I'd just grab lik...
Excitant macaca
  02/07/18
gross
Razzle-dazzle Base Prole
  02/07/18
ever get right in there after she sat on the porcelain thron...
doobsian menage
  02/07/18
Naw...it's always after we shower (made sure she scrubbed ri...
Excitant macaca
  02/07/18
it's hard for me to suggest kooky sex stuff with my gf, resp...
nofapping adulterous juggernaut
  02/07/18
I love butt stuff.
Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye
  02/07/18
fisted a girl, whipped another until she bled, choking, DP'd...
shimmering cracking roommate dysfunction
  02/07/18
GF gave me a handjob in a public park in a relatively densel...
Razzmatazz Buff Step-uncle's House Jap
  02/07/18
hogtied and gagged naked ex-gf on the living room floor to a...
Chestnut Beady-eyed Pervert National Security Agency
  02/07/18
Snuck off and my wife gave me a blowjob in a dark area behin...
Amethyst Irradiated Scourge Upon The Earth
  02/07/18
lol im sure that was the only time she strayed from her cons...
Chestnut Beady-eyed Pervert National Security Agency
  02/07/18
*cuts to footage of pumo's wife moaning and slapping her bre...
obsidian rigpig
  02/07/18
Redacted
Amethyst Irradiated Scourge Upon The Earth
  02/07/18
repost
Chestnut Beady-eyed Pervert National Security Agency
  02/08/18
cut a hole in a hammock where his butt is and ate his poop
heady thirsty stain
  02/08/18
oh
180 Wild Reading Party
  02/08/18
hired a passable tranny to violently fuck my ass while i ate...
Swollen Alcoholic Digit Ratio
  02/08/18
she had her cousin, whos only met me one time, write a testi...
geriatric pistol lay
  02/08/18


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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: nighttime electric friendly grandma half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348351)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: titillating brunch

had her grind her clit against mine and came together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348376)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: cerebral cruel-hearted trailer park clown

So funny man! Great joke!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349561)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: citrine fragrant internal respiration

spend more time working and fucking your ugly 5 proles girlfriend, less time repeating yourself ad nauseam to a disinterested law school forum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351612)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: appetizing sapphire stage

Never do wierd shit with your wife/gf.

That's what cheatmoing is for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351830)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: charismatic windowlicker

let a gf peg me a couple times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348357)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Chestnut Beady-eyed Pervert National Security Agency

did she start cheating on you afterwards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348367)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: charismatic windowlicker

nah i dumped her after we got in a big fight about nothing. she was insane and significantly younger than me and i was just in it for the sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348379)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: cerebral cruel-hearted trailer park clown

(Dux)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349564)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: charismatic windowlicker

friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349571)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: cerebral cruel-hearted trailer park clown

You are 180 and I love you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349621)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: charismatic windowlicker

180. *kisses you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349686)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: cerebral cruel-hearted trailer park clown

*makes luv with you on roof of Circle K*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349827)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Base Prole

got her in doggystyle position once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348360)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: titillating brunch

banana sex?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3876301&mc=20&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348361)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: saffron stimulating casino faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348373)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Ungodly curious sandwich

done coke off my gf's ass a few times. its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348418)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: wonderful alpha

ATM with gf followed by deep passionate kissing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348419)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: opaque idiotic resort

ATM with ex who LOVED anal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348427)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Bateful Library Antidepressant Drug

whoa, was not expecting this from you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348432)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: titillating brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348450)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: opaque idiotic resort

It only happened once :(

She loved anal, though. Wanted it almost every time. I had a whole mess of washcloths for clean-up (still have them).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348458)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: titillating brunch

does your azngirl wife know what they're from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348568)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Bateful Library Antidepressant Drug

*Jim_Kelly tp beating off as his azn wife treats her yeast infection the day after showering with one of his "reserve" washcloths*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348713)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: titillating brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349055)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: sooty high-end puppy feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351799)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Base Prole

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348446)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: opaque idiotic resort

No. She only had one partner before (she was married young) and she was sexually repressed. Wanted to do it all with me. She brought up threesomes (MFF) and I wasn't excited about it post-cumming, which was part of our breakup. 12 years later she's still prime spankbank material.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348479)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: titillating brunch

>> She brought up threesomes (MFF) and I wasn't excited about it post-cumming

were specific girls mentioned? were you not into them specifically? is this your codependency?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348572)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: claret station azn

how did his penis taste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348459)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: opaque idiotic resort

fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348486)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: obsidian rigpig

Stuck penis in vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348440)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Anal low-t main people

fairly loud anal at 3 AM in a hotel room with two other couples in the room allegedly sleeping during a spring break trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348445)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: Dun Boltzmann Gas Station

go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348455)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Anal low-t main people

finished, went to bed, married with two kids now

im sure the other people heard but no one said anything and it was a pretty wild trip all around so they all had theirs too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348492)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: rusted psychic

Was he gentle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348504)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Buck-toothed abode voyeur

why did you yelp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348744)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: doobsian menage

banged her in a movie theatre with other people in our row, above, and below us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348604)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Deranged lake milk

Did she sit on your lap or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349731)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: vivacious native immigrant

they let women drive long haul trucks? How big was the strapon she used on you? Did you charge extra?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351858)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: metal aqua mediation temple

Public sex in a busy restaurant with one conspicuously located unisex bathroom (like right in the middle of the restaurant). The whole dining room saw us go in together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348776)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: thriller sick site

Not gf but occasional hookup paid me hundreds of dollars to wear the same socks for two weeks straight on runs. Then I'd vaccum seal and mail them to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348791)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: exciting bearded cruise ship

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348798)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: soggy pocket flask

how does this not have more replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349219)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: Transparent Floppy Orchestra Pit

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349532)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: gaped racy death wish sound barrier

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349584)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: rusted psychic

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349829)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: thriller sick site

She was a total submissive and had a thing for strong stink idk. She couldn't explain it but loved it when the smell "turned" from just funky to a sharp, vinegary bite that hit your eyes.

She told me she liked to bind herself and keep it on her face. Not in a sexual way, and she didn't like bonding/bondage in sex play. Just for the sensory overload.

Women are freaks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349853)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: citrine fragrant internal respiration

virtually no women have this sort of foot/odor fetish. you're projecting your own fantasy to the board for validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351629)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: thriller sick site

You seem a little jelly man. I just thought it was weird as fuck but she kept paying me for it after we stopped having any physical relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35355694)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: citrine fragrant internal respiration

lol, why in the world would i be jealous of your supposed ability to send dirty socks to a woman? it holds zero appeal to normal people, which is why your assumption that anyone would be jealous of this experience reveals your bullshit. it's inherently appealing to you and you assume the fantasy is more common that it is.

it is EXTREMELY common for fetishists to indulge their fetish by fantasizing about intimate partners or really anyone else sharing/participating in/instigating their highly specific fantasy and fetish requirements. the internet is overrun with this shit. fetishists recite a fantasy where their sexual partner is really the one driving the scenario and then ask others to validate the fantasy by engaging them.

XO even had a taste of this years ago when some beastiality fetishist started trying to engage the board with with fantasies of coming home to find his GF shoving their dogs head into her vagina. the threads were always couched as 'hey fellas, anyone ever encounter this?' when XO cried flame or otherwise shut him down, he would whine, call us assholes and close-minded for not believing him, then reboot a new thread a few days later. eventually somebody searched the moniker and found the guy seeks out unmoderated forums all over the internet to pull the same move.

you like stinky feet and socks. this fetish is more common in men than women by like an order of magnitude. 'sensual' fetishes like that are dominated by male interest. you like the idea of women sharing your fetish and trying to extract it from. not hard to understand. LMAO forever at the idea that a woman would pay you that much money for smelly socks when she could just as easily acquired them for free from a new partner. and no, the payment is not part of the submissive fetish. that phenomenon is better understood than ever and again, it is almost exclusive to men and not related to foot/odor fetish in any sense except that your peabrain perceives both as submissive acts, thus linked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35356512)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Canary Philosopher-king Indirect Expression

That's like one woman compared to 100 men with the same fetish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351631)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: thriller sick site

I said the same thing to her. She said she didn't want to be with someone similarly aligned though. She wasn't into doing it to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35355701)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Greedy telephone university

get help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351653)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: frozen awkward range

She nags me for money. Every day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348823)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye

Practiced sexual abstinence for 8 months. That was pretty weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348836)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: frozen awkward range

I did that for a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348838)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye

*Cannibal Holocaust theme plays*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348850)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: frozen awkward range

That's my marriage you're talking about....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348863)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye

You still married? I was on the way to divorce but then got my wife pregnant with our second child. My little girl is 3 weeks old, and I'm curious as to how things are going to go from here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348881)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: frozen awkward range

yes, still there. remarkably similar situation. now? detente with wife that (mostly) works. love my kids more than life itself. slave for biglaw masters. I have enough happiness from kids and drink. it's not their fault who their parents are, so it's my responsibility to do the best I can. Who knows where I will be in 15-20years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348905)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye

Damn man, I could have written this post myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348936)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: frozen awkward range

I suspect a lot of us stiffs approaching middle-age feel the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348961)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye

Yea. The best I can do is not think about it, enjoy time with my kids, drink liberally. Really though, the lack of sex really does fuck with your mind. I go through these dark depressions on account of no sexual connection with a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349045)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: frozen awkward range

I've debated the prostitute route, but risks are too high. just jerk off regularly and have quarterly obligatory sex with wife. the depression can be staved off with exercise and drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349070)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: marvelous bonkers heaven

180 toxic threading friend

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3880507&mc=6&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3880889&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349314)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Chestnut Beady-eyed Pervert National Security Agency

not even blowjobs? just total dead bedroom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349846)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye

Cold & dead. I sleep on the couch most nights to the point go where my 3 year old calls the couch “daddy’s bed.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351845)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: shimmering cracking roommate dysfunction

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35356621)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: Supple dingle berry marketing idea

My wife and I were the same way for years, but this past year has been great. My wife fell in love with a woman and it brought her back to life in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349882)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Bateful Library Antidepressant Drug

whoa congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348941)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Confused hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348873)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Slate hot liquid oxygen

Meh it's not that bad though I guess my life would be annoying if it was otherwise the same except I shared everything with a bitchy woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349095)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348895)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Base Prole

moar flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348902)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye

Brother, I never flame about my sexual past. It's all I have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348917)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Base Prole

seems like girls with gay friends are typically up for kinky shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348950)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348990)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Supple dingle berry marketing idea

Nice. If UCLA, I probably know the girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349813)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye

Coke fiend UCLA does not narrow it down very much.

But deleting just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351603)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: marvelous bonkers heaven

not GF, but a long time ago, girl was cutting my arms in between jacking me off to a fake snuff porn video she was making me watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348966)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Mauve weed whacker theater

fairly aggressive "rapist" roleplay where i used a screwdriver to pop the lock on the bathroom door while she was in the shower, dragging her out of there in a chokehold, shoving her to bathroom floor and taking her from behind, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348967)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Anal low-t main people

[rob porter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35355708)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: frozen awkward range

GF in college would have me tie her up, and then choke her out while I ass fucked her. Good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348974)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: exciting bearded cruise ship

69'd many many times. We are pretty lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349180)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: magical partner

for some reason, i had a weird fetish for watching my hs gf masturbate with random every day objects like glass coke bottles. she complied. i lol when i see her pics and remember all the random shit she shoved up her snatch for me. good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349370)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Base Prole

some hair or shaven?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349380)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: magical partner

some hair, but she was a natural blonde so very little and very light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349399)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: Cream vigorous national toaster

SOME REASON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349382)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: magical partner

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349405)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: obsidian rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349390)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: abusive state idiot

I watched an ex fuck herself with a cucumber in the law library. Long after we broke up, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349875)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Excitant macaca

Eat ass. I used to date a lil spinner that I'd just grab like a doll and eat her ass like a buffet. Haven't done it with my wife, not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349563)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Base Prole

gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349566)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: doobsian menage

ever get right in there after she sat on the porcelain throne?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349583)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Excitant macaca

Naw...it's always after we shower (made sure she scrubbed right). I had to get them comfortable with it. Started off with perhaps some butt massaging, then gently touching the anus every now and then, then full on anal massage, then just taking over (flipping her) and eating dat ass.

T levels jump when I do it. Her: What are you doing? Me: I'm about to eat this mother fucking ass, that's what. Now shut the fuck up.

Edit: I dated a Scandinavian chick, and she was really against it at first. Then I did it, and she loved the fuck out of it. Always teasing me in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349597)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: nofapping adulterous juggernaut

it's hard for me to suggest kooky sex stuff with my gf, respect and like her too much to want to deprave her. Madonna whore complex I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349603)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Mustard Organic Girlfriend Round Eye

I love butt stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349634)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: shimmering cracking roommate dysfunction

fisted a girl, whipped another until she bled, choking, DP'd a girl... should I go on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349650)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Buff Step-uncle's House Jap

GF gave me a handjob in a public park in a relatively densely populated part of a major European capital. People were walking their dogs and shit like 20 feet from the bench we were on. But this only really sticks out in my memory because we were both 13 at the time. In retrospect, I'm shocked someone didn't narc on us. Europe is so much better than America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349833)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: Chestnut Beady-eyed Pervert National Security Agency

hogtied and gagged naked ex-gf on the living room floor to a table and went out for a few hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349884)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Amethyst Irradiated Scourge Upon The Earth

Snuck off and my wife gave me a blowjob in a dark area behind some bushes during a wedding reception in the middle of the Brooklyn botanical gardens. We are conservative christmos so this was a big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351826)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Chestnut Beady-eyed Pervert National Security Agency

lol im sure that was the only time she strayed from her conservative christmoism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351874)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: obsidian rigpig

*cuts to footage of pumo's wife moaning and slapping her breadbox while CHAD lays a turd in her mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351892)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Amethyst Irradiated Scourge Upon The Earth

Redacted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351898)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Chestnut Beady-eyed Pervert National Security Agency

repost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35356617)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 8:50 AM
Author: heady thirsty stain

cut a hole in a hammock where his butt is and ate his poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35353929)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 9:01 AM
Author: 180 Wild Reading Party

oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35353995)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Swollen Alcoholic Digit Ratio

hired a passable tranny to violently fuck my ass while i ate my GF out with a hannibal mask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35355707)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: geriatric pistol lay

she had her cousin, whos only met me one time, write a testimony about our marriage is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35355712)