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Weirdest sex stuff you've done with GF or wife?

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garnet crackhouse psychic
  02/07/18
had her grind her clit against mine and came together
stimulating demanding wagecucks
  02/07/18
So funny man! Great joke!
Irate plaza
  02/07/18
spend more time working and fucking your ugly 5 proles girlf...
Beady-eyed Home
  02/07/18
Never do wierd shit with your wife/gf. That's what cheat...
Magenta soul-stirring tanning salon sound barrier
  02/07/18
let a gf peg me a couple times
arousing lodge voyeur
  02/07/18
did she start cheating on you afterwards?
appetizing bawdyhouse pistol
  02/07/18
nah i dumped her after we got in a big fight about nothing. ...
arousing lodge voyeur
  02/07/18
(Dux)
Irate plaza
  02/07/18
friends?
arousing lodge voyeur
  02/07/18
You are 180 and I love you
Irate plaza
  02/07/18
180. *kisses you*
arousing lodge voyeur
  02/07/18
*makes luv with you on roof of Circle K*
Irate plaza
  02/07/18
got her in doggystyle position once
Claret adventurous senate
  02/07/18
banana sex? http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
stimulating demanding wagecucks
  02/07/18
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bateful tank rigpig
  02/07/18
done coke off my gf's ass a few times. its 180
Heady coldplay fan circlehead
  02/07/18
ATM with gf followed by deep passionate kissing
French Laughsome Station Pervert
  02/07/18
ATM with ex who LOVED anal
Walnut love of her life spot
  02/07/18
whoa, was not expecting this from you
Vigorous alcoholic den patrolman
  02/07/18
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stimulating demanding wagecucks
  02/07/18
It only happened once :( She loved anal, though. Wanted ...
Walnut love of her life spot
  02/07/18
does your azngirl wife know what they're from?
stimulating demanding wagecucks
  02/07/18
*Jim_Kelly tp beating off as his azn wife treats her yeast i...
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  02/07/18
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stimulating demanding wagecucks
  02/07/18
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hyperventilating school death wish
  02/07/18
flame?
Claret adventurous senate
  02/07/18
No. She only had one partner before (she was married young)...
Walnut love of her life spot
  02/07/18
>> She brought up threesomes (MFF) and I wasn't excite...
stimulating demanding wagecucks
  02/07/18
how did his penis taste
Free-loading People Who Are Hurt School Cafeteria
  02/07/18
fuck.
Walnut love of her life spot
  02/07/18
Stuck penis in vagina
Henna electric sex offender
  02/07/18
fairly loud anal at 3 AM in a hotel room with two other coup...
jet awkward regret
  02/07/18
go on...
hairraiser locus affirmative action
  02/07/18
finished, went to bed, married with two kids now im sure ...
jet awkward regret
  02/07/18
Was he gentle?
Rough-skinned cuckoldry
  02/07/18
why did you yelp?
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  02/07/18
banged her in a movie theatre with other people in our row, ...
Gaped native gay wizard
  02/07/18
Did she sit on your lap or something?
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  02/07/18
they let women drive long haul trucks? How big was the strap...
Lavender Ticket Booth
  02/07/18
Public sex in a busy restaurant with one conspicuously locat...
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  02/07/18
Not gf but occasional hookup paid me hundreds of dollars to ...
Charcoal razzmatazz skinny woman
  02/07/18
wtf
obsidian clown temple
  02/07/18
how does this not have more replies
Seedy Trailer Park Marketing Idea
  02/07/18
what
dun charismatic puppy step-uncle's house
  02/07/18
what
Well-lubricated exhilarant institution
  02/07/18
wat
Rough-skinned cuckoldry
  02/07/18
She was a total submissive and had a thing for strong stink ...
Charcoal razzmatazz skinny woman
  02/07/18
virtually no women have this sort of foot/odor fetish. you'r...
Beady-eyed Home
  02/07/18
You seem a little jelly man. I just thought it was weird as ...
Charcoal razzmatazz skinny woman
  02/08/18
lol, why in the world would i be jealous of your supposed ab...
Beady-eyed Home
  02/08/18
That's like one woman compared to 100 men with the same feti...
Narrow-minded house-broken twinkling uncleanness striped hyena
  02/07/18
I said the same thing to her. She said she didn't want to be...
Charcoal razzmatazz skinny woman
  02/08/18
get help
big shrine roast beef
  02/07/18
She nags me for money. Every day
carnelian meetinghouse
  02/07/18
Practiced sexual abstinence for 8 months. That was pretty w...
Silver Orchestra Pit
  02/07/18
I did that for a year
carnelian meetinghouse
  02/07/18
*Cannibal Holocaust theme plays*
Silver Orchestra Pit
  02/07/18
That's my marriage you're talking about....
carnelian meetinghouse
  02/07/18
You still married? I was on the way to divorce but then got...
Silver Orchestra Pit
  02/07/18
yes, still there. remarkably similar situation. now? detente...
carnelian meetinghouse
  02/07/18
Damn man, I could have written this post myself.
Silver Orchestra Pit
  02/07/18
I suspect a lot of us stiffs approaching middle-age feel the...
carnelian meetinghouse
  02/07/18
Yea. The best I can do is not think about it, enjoy time wi...
Silver Orchestra Pit
  02/07/18
I've debated the prostitute route, but risks are too high. j...
carnelian meetinghouse
  02/07/18
180 toxic threading friend http://autoadmit.com/thread.ph...
Mahogany dilemma goal in life
  02/07/18
not even blowjobs? just total dead bedroom?
appetizing bawdyhouse pistol
  02/07/18
Cold & dead. I sleep on the couch most nights to the po...
Silver Orchestra Pit
  02/07/18
:(
excitant boltzmann crotch
  02/08/18
My wife and I were the same way for years, but this past yea...
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  02/07/18
whoa congrats!
Vigorous alcoholic den patrolman
  02/07/18
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  02/07/18
Meh it's not that bad though I guess my life would be annoyi...
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Silver Orchestra Pit
  02/07/18
moar flame
Claret adventurous senate
  02/07/18
Brother, I never flame about my sexual past. It's all I hav...
Silver Orchestra Pit
  02/07/18
seems like girls with gay friends are typically up for kinky...
Claret adventurous senate
  02/07/18
...
Silver Orchestra Pit
  02/07/18
Nice. If UCLA, I probably know the girl.
Carmine Kitty Cat
  02/07/18
Coke fiend UCLA does not narrow it down very much. But ...
Silver Orchestra Pit
  02/07/18
not GF, but a long time ago, girl was cutting my arms in bet...
Mahogany dilemma goal in life
  02/07/18
fairly aggressive "rapist" roleplay where i used a...
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  02/07/18
[rob porter]
jet awkward regret
  02/08/18
GF in college would have me tie her up, and then choke her o...
carnelian meetinghouse
  02/07/18
69'd many many times. We are pretty lame.
obsidian clown temple
  02/07/18
for some reason, i had a weird fetish for watching my hs gf ...
bright mad cow disease
  02/07/18
some hair or shaven?
Claret adventurous senate
  02/07/18
some hair, but she was a natural blonde so very little and v...
bright mad cow disease
  02/07/18
SOME REASON
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Henna electric sex offender
  02/07/18
I watched an ex fuck herself with a cucumber in the law libr...
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  02/07/18
Eat ass. I used to date a lil spinner that I'd just grab lik...
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  02/07/18
gross
Claret adventurous senate
  02/07/18
ever get right in there after she sat on the porcelain thron...
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  02/07/18
Naw...it's always after we shower (made sure she scrubbed ri...
aggressive emerald sanctuary factory reset button
  02/07/18
it's hard for me to suggest kooky sex stuff with my gf, resp...
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  02/07/18
I love butt stuff.
Silver Orchestra Pit
  02/07/18
fisted a girl, whipped another until she bled, choking, DP'd...
excitant boltzmann crotch
  02/07/18
GF gave me a handjob in a public park in a relatively densel...
bipolar floppy site fortuitous meteor
  02/07/18
hogtied and gagged naked ex-gf on the living room floor to a...
appetizing bawdyhouse pistol
  02/07/18
Snuck off and my wife gave me a blowjob in a dark area behin...
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  02/07/18
lol im sure that was the only time she strayed from her cons...
appetizing bawdyhouse pistol
  02/07/18
*cuts to footage of pumo's wife moaning and slapping her bre...
Henna electric sex offender
  02/07/18
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appetizing bawdyhouse pistol
  02/08/18
cut a hole in a hammock where his butt is and ate his poop
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Federal brunch
  02/08/18
hired a passable tranny to violently fuck my ass while i ate...
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she had her cousin, whos only met me one time, write a testi...
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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: garnet crackhouse psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348351)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: stimulating demanding wagecucks

had her grind her clit against mine and came together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348376)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Irate plaza

So funny man! Great joke!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349561)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Home

spend more time working and fucking your ugly 5 proles girlfriend, less time repeating yourself ad nauseam to a disinterested law school forum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351612)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Magenta soul-stirring tanning salon sound barrier

Never do wierd shit with your wife/gf.

That's what cheatmoing is for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351830)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: arousing lodge voyeur

let a gf peg me a couple times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348357)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse pistol

did she start cheating on you afterwards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348367)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: arousing lodge voyeur

nah i dumped her after we got in a big fight about nothing. she was insane and significantly younger than me and i was just in it for the sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348379)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Irate plaza

(Dux)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349564)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: arousing lodge voyeur

friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349571)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Irate plaza

You are 180 and I love you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349621)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: arousing lodge voyeur

180. *kisses you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349686)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Irate plaza

*makes luv with you on roof of Circle K*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349827)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Claret adventurous senate

got her in doggystyle position once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348360)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: stimulating demanding wagecucks

banana sex?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3876301&mc=20&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348361)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: bateful tank rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348373)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Heady coldplay fan circlehead

done coke off my gf's ass a few times. its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348418)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: French Laughsome Station Pervert

ATM with gf followed by deep passionate kissing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348419)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Walnut love of her life spot

ATM with ex who LOVED anal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348427)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Vigorous alcoholic den patrolman

whoa, was not expecting this from you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348432)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: stimulating demanding wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348450)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Walnut love of her life spot

It only happened once :(

She loved anal, though. Wanted it almost every time. I had a whole mess of washcloths for clean-up (still have them).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348458)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: stimulating demanding wagecucks

does your azngirl wife know what they're from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348568)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Vigorous alcoholic den patrolman

*Jim_Kelly tp beating off as his azn wife treats her yeast infection the day after showering with one of his "reserve" washcloths*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348713)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: stimulating demanding wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349055)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: hyperventilating school death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351799)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Claret adventurous senate

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348446)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Walnut love of her life spot

No. She only had one partner before (she was married young) and she was sexually repressed. Wanted to do it all with me. She brought up threesomes (MFF) and I wasn't excited about it post-cumming, which was part of our breakup. 12 years later she's still prime spankbank material.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348479)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: stimulating demanding wagecucks

>> She brought up threesomes (MFF) and I wasn't excited about it post-cumming

were specific girls mentioned? were you not into them specifically? is this your codependency?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348572)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Free-loading People Who Are Hurt School Cafeteria

how did his penis taste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348459)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Walnut love of her life spot

fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348486)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Henna electric sex offender

Stuck penis in vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348440)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: jet awkward regret

fairly loud anal at 3 AM in a hotel room with two other couples in the room allegedly sleeping during a spring break trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348445)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: hairraiser locus affirmative action

go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348455)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: jet awkward regret

finished, went to bed, married with two kids now

im sure the other people heard but no one said anything and it was a pretty wild trip all around so they all had theirs too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348492)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Rough-skinned cuckoldry

Was he gentle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348504)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good sepia location gaping

why did you yelp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348744)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Gaped native gay wizard

banged her in a movie theatre with other people in our row, above, and below us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348604)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Galvanic kitty electric furnace

Did she sit on your lap or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349731)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Lavender Ticket Booth

they let women drive long haul trucks? How big was the strapon she used on you? Did you charge extra?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351858)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Flushed Geriatric Nowag Locale

Public sex in a busy restaurant with one conspicuously located unisex bathroom (like right in the middle of the restaurant). The whole dining room saw us go in together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348776)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Charcoal razzmatazz skinny woman

Not gf but occasional hookup paid me hundreds of dollars to wear the same socks for two weeks straight on runs. Then I'd vaccum seal and mail them to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348791)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: obsidian clown temple

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348798)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Seedy Trailer Park Marketing Idea

how does this not have more replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349219)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: dun charismatic puppy step-uncle's house

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349532)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Well-lubricated exhilarant institution

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349584)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Rough-skinned cuckoldry

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349829)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Charcoal razzmatazz skinny woman

She was a total submissive and had a thing for strong stink idk. She couldn't explain it but loved it when the smell "turned" from just funky to a sharp, vinegary bite that hit your eyes.

She told me she liked to bind herself and keep it on her face. Not in a sexual way, and she didn't like bonding/bondage in sex play. Just for the sensory overload.

Women are freaks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349853)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Home

virtually no women have this sort of foot/odor fetish. you're projecting your own fantasy to the board for validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351629)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Charcoal razzmatazz skinny woman

You seem a little jelly man. I just thought it was weird as fuck but she kept paying me for it after we stopped having any physical relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35355694)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Home

lol, why in the world would i be jealous of your supposed ability to send dirty socks to a woman? it holds zero appeal to normal people, which is why your assumption that anyone would be jealous of this experience reveals your bullshit. it's inherently appealing to you and you assume the fantasy is more common that it is.

it is EXTREMELY common for fetishists to indulge their fetish by fantasizing about intimate partners or really anyone else sharing/participating in/instigating their highly specific fantasy and fetish requirements. the internet is overrun with this shit. fetishists recite a fantasy where their sexual partner is really the one driving the scenario and then ask others to validate the fantasy by engaging them.

XO even had a taste of this years ago when some beastiality fetishist started trying to engage the board with with fantasies of coming home to find his GF shoving their dogs head into her vagina. the threads were always couched as 'hey fellas, anyone ever encounter this?' when XO cried flame or otherwise shut him down, he would whine, call us assholes and close-minded for not believing him, then reboot a new thread a few days later. eventually somebody searched the moniker and found the guy seeks out unmoderated forums all over the internet to pull the same move.

you like stinky feet and socks. this fetish is more common in men than women by like an order of magnitude. 'sensual' fetishes like that are dominated by male interest. you like the idea of women sharing your fetish and trying to extract it from. not hard to understand. LMAO forever at the idea that a woman would pay you that much money for smelly socks when she could just as easily acquired them for free from a new partner. and no, the payment is not part of the submissive fetish. that phenomenon is better understood than ever and again, it is almost exclusive to men and not related to foot/odor fetish in any sense except that your peabrain perceives both as submissive acts, thus linked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35356512)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Narrow-minded house-broken twinkling uncleanness striped hyena

That's like one woman compared to 100 men with the same fetish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351631)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Charcoal razzmatazz skinny woman

I said the same thing to her. She said she didn't want to be with someone similarly aligned though. She wasn't into doing it to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35355701)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: big shrine roast beef

get help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351653)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: carnelian meetinghouse

She nags me for money. Every day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348823)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: Silver Orchestra Pit

Practiced sexual abstinence for 8 months. That was pretty weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348836)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: carnelian meetinghouse

I did that for a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348838)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Silver Orchestra Pit

*Cannibal Holocaust theme plays*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348850)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: carnelian meetinghouse

That's my marriage you're talking about....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348863)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Silver Orchestra Pit

You still married? I was on the way to divorce but then got my wife pregnant with our second child. My little girl is 3 weeks old, and I'm curious as to how things are going to go from here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348881)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: carnelian meetinghouse

yes, still there. remarkably similar situation. now? detente with wife that (mostly) works. love my kids more than life itself. slave for biglaw masters. I have enough happiness from kids and drink. it's not their fault who their parents are, so it's my responsibility to do the best I can. Who knows where I will be in 15-20years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348905)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Silver Orchestra Pit

Damn man, I could have written this post myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348936)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: carnelian meetinghouse

I suspect a lot of us stiffs approaching middle-age feel the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348961)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Silver Orchestra Pit

Yea. The best I can do is not think about it, enjoy time with my kids, drink liberally. Really though, the lack of sex really does fuck with your mind. I go through these dark depressions on account of no sexual connection with a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349045)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: carnelian meetinghouse

I've debated the prostitute route, but risks are too high. just jerk off regularly and have quarterly obligatory sex with wife. the depression can be staved off with exercise and drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349070)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Mahogany dilemma goal in life

180 toxic threading friend

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3880507&mc=6&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3880889&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349314)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse pistol

not even blowjobs? just total dead bedroom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349846)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Silver Orchestra Pit

Cold & dead. I sleep on the couch most nights to the point go where my 3 year old calls the couch “daddy’s bed.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351845)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: excitant boltzmann crotch

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35356621)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: Carmine Kitty Cat

My wife and I were the same way for years, but this past year has been great. My wife fell in love with a woman and it brought her back to life in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349882)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Vigorous alcoholic den patrolman

whoa congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348941)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: white philosopher-king milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348873)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Offensive infuriating whorehouse

Meh it's not that bad though I guess my life would be annoying if it was otherwise the same except I shared everything with a bitchy woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349095)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Silver Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348895)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Claret adventurous senate

moar flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348902)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Silver Orchestra Pit

Brother, I never flame about my sexual past. It's all I have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348917)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Claret adventurous senate

seems like girls with gay friends are typically up for kinky shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348950)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Silver Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348990)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Carmine Kitty Cat

Nice. If UCLA, I probably know the girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349813)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Silver Orchestra Pit

Coke fiend UCLA does not narrow it down very much.

But deleting just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351603)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Mahogany dilemma goal in life

not GF, but a long time ago, girl was cutting my arms in between jacking me off to a fake snuff porn video she was making me watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348966)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: sexy canary nursing home

fairly aggressive "rapist" roleplay where i used a screwdriver to pop the lock on the bathroom door while she was in the shower, dragging her out of there in a chokehold, shoving her to bathroom floor and taking her from behind, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348967)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: jet awkward regret

[rob porter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35355708)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: carnelian meetinghouse

GF in college would have me tie her up, and then choke her out while I ass fucked her. Good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348974)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: obsidian clown temple

69'd many many times. We are pretty lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349180)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: bright mad cow disease

for some reason, i had a weird fetish for watching my hs gf masturbate with random every day objects like glass coke bottles. she complied. i lol when i see her pics and remember all the random shit she shoved up her snatch for me. good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349370)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: Claret adventurous senate

some hair or shaven?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349380)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: bright mad cow disease

some hair, but she was a natural blonde so very little and very light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349399)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: Flesh wonderful resort persian

SOME REASON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349382)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: bright mad cow disease

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349405)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Henna electric sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349390)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: Maroon concupiscible gaming laptop

I watched an ex fuck herself with a cucumber in the law library. Long after we broke up, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349875)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: aggressive emerald sanctuary factory reset button

Eat ass. I used to date a lil spinner that I'd just grab like a doll and eat her ass like a buffet. Haven't done it with my wife, not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349563)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Claret adventurous senate

gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349566)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Gaped native gay wizard

ever get right in there after she sat on the porcelain throne?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349583)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: aggressive emerald sanctuary factory reset button

Naw...it's always after we shower (made sure she scrubbed right). I had to get them comfortable with it. Started off with perhaps some butt massaging, then gently touching the anus every now and then, then full on anal massage, then just taking over (flipping her) and eating dat ass.

T levels jump when I do it. Her: What are you doing? Me: I'm about to eat this mother fucking ass, that's what. Now shut the fuck up.

Edit: I dated a Scandinavian chick, and she was really against it at first. Then I did it, and she loved the fuck out of it. Always teasing me in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349597)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Lake mind-boggling national security agency

it's hard for me to suggest kooky sex stuff with my gf, respect and like her too much to want to deprave her. Madonna whore complex I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349603)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Silver Orchestra Pit

I love butt stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349634)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: excitant boltzmann crotch

fisted a girl, whipped another until she bled, choking, DP'd a girl... should I go on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349650)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: bipolar floppy site fortuitous meteor

GF gave me a handjob in a public park in a relatively densely populated part of a major European capital. People were walking their dogs and shit like 20 feet from the bench we were on. But this only really sticks out in my memory because we were both 13 at the time. In retrospect, I'm shocked someone didn't narc on us. Europe is so much better than America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349833)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse pistol

hogtied and gagged naked ex-gf on the living room floor to a table and went out for a few hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349884)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: slippery casino digit ratio

Snuck off and my wife gave me a blowjob in a dark area behind some bushes during a wedding reception in the middle of the Brooklyn botanical gardens. We are conservative christmos so this was a big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351826)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse pistol

lol im sure that was the only time she strayed from her conservative christmoism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351874)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Henna electric sex offender

*cuts to footage of pumo's wife moaning and slapping her breadbox while CHAD lays a turd in her mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351892)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: slippery casino digit ratio

Redacted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351898)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse pistol

repost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35356617)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 8:50 AM
Author: contagious yarmulke theater stage

cut a hole in a hammock where his butt is and ate his poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35353929)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 9:01 AM
Author: Federal brunch

oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35353995)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Histrionic cruise ship

hired a passable tranny to violently fuck my ass while i ate my GF out with a hannibal mask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35355707)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: crystalline headpube background story

she had her cousin, whos only met me one time, write a testimony about our marriage is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35355712)