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cyan motley step-uncle's house
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Galvanic business firm brethren
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Prince Ortensio is the heir to his father's kingdom, but can...
cyan motley step-uncle's house
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bright faggotry new version
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Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon
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Galvanic business firm brethren
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is CharlesXII Ortensio?
Laughsome Mildly Autistic Dilemma Feces
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Think its supposed to be :D
mentally impaired state foreskin
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painfully honest beady-eyed half-breed
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Racy sienna piazza
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Sebastiano is the King of Sicily. He has been married for de...
cyan motley step-uncle's house
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Galvanic business firm brethren
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wow, i must be an incredible poaster.
Racy sienna piazza
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spin, ratfucks
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soggy parlour
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angry burgundy home
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painfully honest beady-eyed half-breed
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Bateful Set Hissy Fit
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Big depressive mad cow disease
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Torben is a young knight with no wealth, who lives an impove...
cyan motley step-uncle's house
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bright faggotry new version
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Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon
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Racy sienna piazza
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spin, ratfucks
slate internal respiration
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Tytyty, high praise indeed. Die MUSCLESTUD VON NURNBERG is a...
Big depressive mad cow disease
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cyan motley step-uncle's house
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Domesticated vivacious stag film
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Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon
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cyan motley step-uncle's house
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bright faggotry new version
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Racy sienna piazza
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drab rehab
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Galvanic business firm brethren
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Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon
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180 unrealistic fantasy though because IRL, Olympia would...
Laughsome Mildly Autistic Dilemma Feces
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soggy parlour
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Rambunctious Pervert Public Bath
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angry burgundy home
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excitant rusted lodge
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Gottlieb is the most virtuous knight in all of Germany. He t...
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bright faggotry new version
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excitant rusted lodge
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Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon
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Wow.
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spin, ratfucks
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swashbuckling resort
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spin, ratfucks
slate internal respiration
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Engelbrecht is the most popular poster at TLS. One day, he i...
cyan motley step-uncle's house
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spin, ratfucks
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concupiscible organic girlfriend
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soggy parlour
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bright faggotry new version
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cyan motley step-uncle's house
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Laughsome Mildly Autistic Dilemma Feces
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painfully honest beady-eyed half-breed
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soggy parlour
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cyan motley step-uncle's house
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light corner pisswyrm
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amazing
Galvanic business firm brethren
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prequel to a cask of amontillado
drab rehab
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Except Giacomo secretly remains in the town. He lives in a d...
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Laughsome Mildly Autistic Dilemma Feces
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bright faggotry new version
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painfully honest beady-eyed half-breed
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pretty sure Giacomo WORKS in the local laundry
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Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon
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painfully honest beady-eyed half-breed
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Rambunctious Pervert Public Bath
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painfully honest beady-eyed half-breed
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Rambunctious Pervert Public Bath
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i now have a new moniker
Laughsome Mildly Autistic Dilemma Feces
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cyan motley step-uncle's house
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Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon
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Laughsome Mildly Autistic Dilemma Feces
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Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon
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angry burgundy home
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orange factory reset button spot
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chrome son of senegal
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it's amazing that one opera has all these subplots
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Laughsome Mildly Autistic Dilemma Feces
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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: cyan motley step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406721)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406730)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: cyan motley step-uncle's house

Prince Ortensio is the heir to his father's kingdom, but cannot inherit it until he marries. Ortensio refuses to marry, instead preferring to live in the basement of his mother's castle with his pet bear, Teodoro. In the meantime, until Ortensio marries and takes the throne that is rightfully his, the kingdom is ruled by the cruel Duke Aristide.

Three maidens - Annabella, Rosamunda, and Emilia - vow that they will each try to seduce Prince Ortensio, hopeful that he will marry one of them and end the reign of Duke Aristide. They take turns attempting to lure Prince Ortensio out of his mother's basement with their beautiful songs. But they are unsuccessful.

Meanwhile, Prince Ortensio's mother, losing hope, agrees to marry her son off to the evil Duchess Sofronia, the daughter of Duke Aristide, who is evil more cruel and wicked than her father. Duchess Sofronia sings to the audience of her plan to marry the Prince, kill him, and then rule the kingdom with her father.

In the end, the three maidens sing together, and their song is so beautiful that it breaks the spell and draws Prince Ortensio out of his mother's basement. He marries Annabella, and the other two maidens marry knights of his realm. Aristide is exiled and Sofronia is eaten by Teodoro the bear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406772)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: bright faggotry new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406778)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406805)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:46 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406816)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Laughsome Mildly Autistic Dilemma Feces

is CharlesXII Ortensio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406936)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: mentally impaired state foreskin

Think its supposed to be :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35410574)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: painfully honest beady-eyed half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35418572)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: Racy sienna piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406736)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: cyan motley step-uncle's house

Sebastiano is the King of Sicily. He has been married for decades to his wife, Queen Celeste, and they have not been able to produce children. The kingdom is afraid that they will be without an heir.

Gaetano, meanwhile, is the most handsome and skilled knight in all of Sicily. Annoyed by the attention he gets from women, he goes to the sorceress Lodovica, who casts a spell on him to ensure that he will never lay in bed with a woman.

Queen Celeste sees Gaetano putting on his armor, and hatches a plot to seduce him and have him sire an heir for the throne. In a series of scenes, Celeste seduces Gaetano and brings him into her bedchamber, but each time her plan to sleep with him is foiled by an increasingly elaborate series of unexpected events, the result of Lodovica's spell.

Finally, King Sebastiano finds out what is happening, and exiles his evil queen. Instead, he takes the noble, uncorrupted Gaetano as his lover. He declares that henceforth Sicily will be ruled by unmarried kings who take younger male lovers, and each king will be succeeded by his lover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406809)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:46 PM
Author: bright faggotry new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406812)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:46 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406817)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:47 PM
Author: Racy sienna piazza

wow, i must be an incredible poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406818)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:48 PM
Author: slate internal respiration

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406822)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: soggy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406825)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:08 AM
Author: angry burgundy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406911)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone principal's office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35409915)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: painfully honest beady-eyed half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35418858)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Bateful Set Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35418889)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: Big depressive mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406738)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: cyan motley step-uncle's house

Torben is a young knight with no wealth, who lives an impoverished life as a traveling mercenary. One day, he meets the beautiful Fiona, the daughter of King Heinrich. He fools King Heinrich into thinking that he is a wealthy man, and sings of the beautiful, elaborate wedding that he will throw for himself and Fiona, complete with ornate clothing and armor for everyone in attendance. King Heinrich, impressed by this, grants Torben his daughter's hand in marriage.

There is just one problem: Torben lacks the money to throw this wedding. But he comes up with a plan. In Nuremberg, there will be a naked bodybuilding contest. He will enter it, win it, and use the prize (several chests of gold) to throw the wedding.

Assisted by his training twins Udo, Georg, and Alwin, Torben practices hard for the naked bodybuilding contest. He competes at Nuremberg, and performs valiantly, but ultimately finishes in second place, losing to the hung muscle stud Eckhard.

However, while he does not have the money to marry Fiona, the process of competing in naked bodybuilding makes him realize that money, women, and especially clothing are all flame. He renounces his lies and his intent to marry Fiona, and devotes himself to a life of naked muscle sports with his twinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406833)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: bright faggotry new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406839)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406848)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:53 PM
Author: Racy sienna piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406850)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:54 PM
Author: slate internal respiration

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406855)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:00 AM
Author: Big depressive mad cow disease

Tytyty, high praise indeed. Die MUSCLESTUD VON NURNBERG is an all time classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406877)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: cyan motley step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35409358)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Domesticated vivacious stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35420809)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406740)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: cyan motley step-uncle's house

Lysimacho is a country dentist in ancient Greece, who sings of his desire to one day be a government dentist in Athens (fixing the broken teeth of Athenian soldiers), where he can earn more money and do less work. Once he has such a cushy job, he reasons, he will surely be able to find a wife.

Lysimacho is constantly berated and harassed by the philanderer Chrysippo, who claims to have slept with every woman in Attica and judged them all to be lacking in virtue and beauty. Chrysippo mocks Lsyimacho for his shortness and his desire to have a wife.

One day, Hyperio, the Duke of Athens, announces an oratory competition open to all the men of Attica. The winner will receive the right to marry his daughter, Olympia. Sophists and scholars from all over Attica converge on Athens for this competition. They sing a series of cynical speeches, each man clearly professing thoughts and values that they do not actually believe in. Chrysippo comments sarcastically on all of the speeches, pointing out their hypocrisy for the audience. Chrysippo's cruelty convinces Lsyimacho to not enter the competition, despite having come to Athens for it.

Finally, Duke Hyperio declares that nobody will marry his daughter Olympia, because there is not one honest speaker in all of Attica. A fight breaks out among the disappointed competitors, during which one of them punches Duke Hyperio in the mouth. Lsyimacho springs into action, repairing the Duke's jaw. When a shocked Hyperio asks Lsyimacho who he is, Lysimacho responds by singing an honest, inspiring speech.

Lsyimacho is declared the winner and is made the personal dentist to Duke Hyperio. Olympia naturally falls in love with him. Chrysippo is exiled to Persia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406889)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:05 AM
Author: bright faggotry new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406895)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: Racy sienna piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406925)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: drab rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406929)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Galvanic business firm brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406963)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407011)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Laughsome Mildly Autistic Dilemma Feces

180

unrealistic fantasy though because IRL, Olympia would commit suicide by jumping off a local cliff like Ophelia in Hamlet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407012)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: soggy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407022)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: Rambunctious Pervert Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407113)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:48 AM
Author: angry burgundy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407118)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: excitant rusted lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406743)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: cyan motley step-uncle's house

Gottlieb is the most virtuous knight in all of Germany. He takes a vow before the altar of the cathedral to never give up his purity to a woman. However, Gottlieb's strict adherence to his faith and his impeccable morals make him popular with the people. They bemoan the fact that such fine young man will never reproduce. The people sing to Gottlieb, begging him to take a wife, but he refuses.

Meanwhile, the evil sorcerer Nils comes to Germany from the frozen north. Nils meets the devil, and asks the devil to make him the most powerful conjurer on Earth. In exchange, Nils says, he will deliver Germany to the devil. The devil agrees.

Nils uses his power to conjure up the most beautiful woman ever seen. Gottlieb, encouraged by the people, falls in love with the conjured woman and proposes marriage to her. At the wedding, they kiss - and a sudden change in the music indicates that Gottlieb has broken his vow!

Germany is cast into darkness, the people lose faith, and Gottlieb is forced to leave in shame, wandering the barren rural landscape. Nils takes over and rules as a cruel and wanton despot.

Gottlieb wanders until he finds a small parish church - seemingly the only part of Germany that has not been cast into darkness. There he meets the priest Konstantin, who tells him of God's forgiveness and absolves him of his sins. Inspired, Gottleib returns to his home city, and challenges Nils. Nils conjures up a half dozen more beautiful women, but Gottlieb resists each temptation, slaying the demonic female apparitions. The people see this, and their faith is restored. Light returns to Germany, and the devil comes and drags Nils to hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407024)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: bright faggotry new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407027)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: excitant rusted lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407028)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407033)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:49 AM
Author: drab rehab

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407124)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:50 AM
Author: slate internal respiration

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407127)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 10:10 PM
Author: light corner pisswyrm

176

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35413702)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406744)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: slate internal respiration

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406747)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:57 AM
Author: cyan motley step-uncle's house

Engelbrecht is the most popular poster at TLS. One day, he is asked by the Queen of TLS to rescue her son, Julius, who has been kidnapped by AutoAdmit. Engelbrecht agrees to travel to AutoAdmit and rescue Julius.

When he arrives at AutoAdmit, the poasters there all sing of how happy they are because they now wear diapers 24/7. Dietmar, the most popular poaster on AutoAdmit, welcomes Engelbrecht and offers him a diaper. Engelbrecht realize that the diaper offers freedom and comfort. He realizes that Julius, who is happily diapered, did not get kidnapped by AutoAdmit: he ran away to AutoAdmit on his own to escape his mother.

Engelbrecht returns to TLS, and defeats his mother by singing a song about how she fucks truckers as a truck stop prostitute. He then brings diapers to TLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407156)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:58 AM
Author: slate internal respiration

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407160)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407238)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: concupiscible organic girlfriend



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Date: February 15th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: soggy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407987)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Laughsome Mildly Autistic Dilemma Feces

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35409822)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35413549)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: orange factory reset button spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35418740)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: bright faggotry new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406748)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 8:49 AM
Author: cyan motley step-uncle's house

The citizens of Verona are holding a masquerade ball, which is interrupted by the appearance of a hideous goblin. The goblin not only reveals who is behind each mask, but publicly announces embarrassing secrets about prominent residents of Verona. As a result, some of the towns best people leave.

Artemisia is a young maiden who is marrying Procopio, the wealthiest bachelor in Verona. Procopio tells Artemisia that between midnight and sunrise, he must sleep alone in his private bedchamber. She must never disturb him there.

Artemisia's curiosity gets the better of her and she goes into Procopio's bedroom after midnight. She learns that Procopio turns into the goblin at night because of a witches curse. Worse, because she broke her vow, he is now the goblin 24/7. The goblin goes on a rampage, verbally insulting and embarrassing prominent citizens of Verona, causing many to flee town.

Artemisia kills herself, which breaks the curse. Procopio is human again. Verona continues, though many prominent former residents never return.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407950)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: 180 lemon philosopher-king

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407958)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Laughsome Mildly Autistic Dilemma Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35409819)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: bright faggotry new version

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35409834)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35409905)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35409906)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35413541)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: painfully honest beady-eyed half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35418598)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: soggy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406777)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 9:45 PM
Author: cyan motley step-uncle's house

Giacomo is an ambitious young man who has just been admitted to the University of Bologna. He sings of his excitement at the "best two years of his life" he expects to have at the university, surrounded by prestigious colleagues who spend their time feasting, drinking, and traveling.

At the same time, the international lothario Geraldo, who has been traveling all of Europe seducing women, arrives in Bologna and sings of his desire to experience the local women. Giacomo scoffs at the uneducated Geraldo, mocking him for his lack of a prestigious education and for the fact that his wealth was inherited, not earned.

Now matriculated at Bologna, Giacomo invites his classmates to feast and travel with him after class. They politely decline. But later, he sees them out feasting and rinking with Geraldo.

Giacomo is infuriated, and hatches a scheme to take down Geraldo once and for all. He takes a leave of absence from the university and travels all over Italy, collecting stories of the debauchery that Geraldo has perpetrated on his earlier stops.

Giacomo then returns to Bologna, and sings all of Geraldo's past sins and excesses in the town square. The people of Bologna hear this, and think it sounds awesome. Not only do they continue to party with Geraldo, they award him an honorary degree from the University in women's studies.

Giacomo is furious and leaves town for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35413445)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: light corner pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35413480)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm brethren

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35413562)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: drab rehab

prequel to a cask of amontillado

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35413637)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm brethren

Except Giacomo secretly remains in the town. He lives in a disused well behind the local laundry, harassing old widows and young children from behind 10 different masks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35413681)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 11:02 PM
Author: Laughsome Mildly Autistic Dilemma Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35414085)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: bright faggotry new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35414100)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: painfully honest beady-eyed half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35418577)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: chest-beating heady cruise ship

pretty sure Giacomo WORKS in the local laundry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35420048)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35413799)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: painfully honest beady-eyed half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35418576)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: Rambunctious Pervert Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406779)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: cyan motley step-uncle's house

The pathetic, incel dwarf Alberich is hitting on some hot chicks down by the river, who are completely creeped out by him and reject him. Furious, Alberich renounces love forever by announcing that he is "going his own way". This allows him to gain a magic ring which gives him great power.

Bitter and petty from years of rejection, Alberich uses the ring to enslave his fellow dwarves, forcing them to mine crypto currency for him all day. While his minions toil in the crypto mines for him, he sings of his new wealth and power to all who will listen.

Unfortunately, the hung chad Wotan and his bro Loge soon arrive. They trick, beat up, and kidnap the inferior Alberich, and force him to give up his ring and transfer all of his crypto assets to then. Wotan than uses the money to pay off the mortgage on his giant new house, where he lives with his super hot wife Fricka. He also totally fucks a bunch of other chicks on the side. Despite his perfidy, Wotan is literally worshipped as a god for his studly good looks and overall alpha nature.

Alberich is now ugly, poor, and a foreveralone virgin. All he can do is shout curses at the people he blames for his own shortcomings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35418535)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: painfully honest beady-eyed half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35418570)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Rambunctious Pervert Public Bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35418637)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Laughsome Mildly Autistic Dilemma Feces

i now have a new moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35418641)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35418679)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: cyan motley step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35418847)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35418661)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Laughsome Mildly Autistic Dilemma Feces

HOLY FUCK. this is REAL!

the ancient Germanics KNEW how the world worked.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35419055)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon

Krampus' post is literally just the plot of Das Rheingold with XOian terms added.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35419092)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: Rambunctious Pervert Public Bath

and it's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35420439)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle goal in life tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35420777)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: cyan motley step-uncle's house

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35420693)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: greedy thriller masturbator hairy legs



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: drab rehab



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Laughsome Mildly Autistic Dilemma Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406834)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: aromatic gas station lettuce



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:03 AM
Author: Brass cumskin



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: angry burgundy home



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Date: February 15th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone principal's office



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Date: February 15th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Dark whorehouse



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Date: February 15th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Startled pozpig



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Date: February 15th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: light corner pisswyrm



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Date: February 15th, 2018 9:57 PM
Author: disturbing mind-boggling temple cuck



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Date: February 16th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: orange factory reset button spot



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Date: February 16th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: chrome son of senegal



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Date: February 16th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Geriatric Tattoo Stead

it's amazing that one opera has all these subplots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35419437)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Laughsome Mildly Autistic Dilemma Feces



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Date: February 16th, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: Chartreuse striped hyena

amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35420023)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: chest-beating heady cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35420059)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: cyan motley step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35717223)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:49 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2018 1:09 PM
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