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Killed a possum with a pitchfork last night. Lib wife got mad.

It was standing right under my chickens in my barn. If it ra...
Ocher coldplay fan
  02/16/18
Why does she hate your chickens?
Aphrodisiac Shivering Whorehouse
  02/16/18
I told her: think of the chickens. I think that helped her.
Ocher coldplay fan
  02/16/18
Killing animals in the way you described isn’t anti-lib it’s...
Fluffy Electric Hospital
  02/16/18
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Topaz Lettuce
  02/16/18
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Fantasy-prone senate trump supporter
  02/16/18
Don't they normally run away?
comical overrated doctorate
  02/16/18
No, it was basically trapped in a room so I couldn't shoe it...
Ocher coldplay fan
  02/16/18
what kind of lib wife lets you burn trash
Passionate maroon church building mediation
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hyperventilating razzmatazz meetinghouse roommate
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Hairraiser parlor
  02/16/18
There isn't any trash service where we live. It is a small c...
Ocher coldplay fan
  02/16/18
You burn your trash because there's no door to door trash se...
galvanic pisswyrm den
  02/16/18
just go find a dumpster out in the country
umber school cafeteria
  02/16/18
I've lived more than half my life in the country, and I've n...
galvanic pisswyrm den
  02/16/18
I lived on the farm with my grandparents every summer. Alway...
umber school cafeteria
  02/17/18
Sounds prole as fuck bro
galvanic pisswyrm den
  02/18/18
Sorry we couldn't drive around the block to dump our trash i...
umber school cafeteria
  02/19/18
...Or on a rural route for 10 minutes, because literally eve...
galvanic pisswyrm den
  02/19/18
Well known trumpmo here. you are a psycho.
Twinkling quadroon sandwich
  02/16/18
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Peach aromatic ratface
  02/16/18
these psychos are internalizing the lib caricature of "...
Peach aromatic ratface
  02/16/18
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Peach aromatic ratface
  02/16/18
Very bizarre responses ITT. Possums are pests. No different ...
sticky becky
  02/16/18
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honey-headed massive main people
  02/16/18
It basically auto-outs poasters as AZNs or neurotic Jews who...
white geriatric digit ratio state
  02/16/18
This. One of the ugliest and creepiest looking animals I hav...
Cobalt Cerebral Pistol
  02/16/18
those tails and beady red eyes
ungodly bawdyhouse really tough guy
  02/16/18
Fuckin Jews man
Stirring Library Deer Antler
  02/16/18
underrated af
Soul-stirring psychic
  02/16/18
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Milky Orchestra Pit Death Wish
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azure base
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umber school cafeteria
  02/16/18
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out-of-control hilarious gaping
  02/16/18
Bullshit. I rescued one recently and they're super cute. h...
Sinister corn cake native
  02/17/18
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dull nofapping chapel
  02/18/18
alpha
gold hell idiot
  02/16/18
possums are chill and dont do shit but eat ticks. you dun go...
costumed violent multi-billionaire
  02/16/18
yeah bro all they do is chill out eat ticks and SLAUGHTER BA...
sticky becky
  02/16/18
Tcr. I rescued one from cats last summer. Handled it with gl...
Sinister corn cake native
  02/16/18
Cr. They're sweethearts and they eat bugs. Who in their righ...
Twinkling quadroon sandwich
  02/16/18
I’d have zero remorse killing a shitpit, but there is no rea...
Bat-shit-crazy sapphire newt garrison
  02/16/18
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Topaz Lettuce
  02/16/18
Possums are cute and harmless, you are a dumb faggot. htt...
Peach aromatic ratface
  02/16/18
That's a small, well groomed domesticated possum. Finding a ...
brilliant travel guidebook feces
  02/16/18
They're mostly adolescents that roam. The one we rescued wa...
Sinister corn cake native
  02/17/18
i think you mean you killed an opossum with a pitchfork
Erotic self-centered hissy fit
  02/18/18


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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Ocher coldplay fan

It was standing right under my chickens in my barn. If it ran away, I wouldn't have chased it. But it just kept standing there. It was dark, so I was holding my cellphone flashlight while trying to beat it with a broomstick. Then I grabbed a pitchfork and ended it quickly. I threw it in a barrel and burned it with the rest of my trash. Lib wife felt bad and said I am psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414718)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Shivering Whorehouse

Why does she hate your chickens?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414722)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Ocher coldplay fan

I told her: think of the chickens. I think that helped her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414750)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Fluffy Electric Hospital

Killing animals in the way you described isn’t anti-lib it’s just fucking weird and sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414745)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Topaz Lettuce



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone senate trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417039)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: comical overrated doctorate

Don't they normally run away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414755)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: Ocher coldplay fan

No, it was basically trapped in a room so I couldn't shoe it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414821)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Passionate maroon church building mediation

what kind of lib wife lets you burn trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414798)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: hyperventilating razzmatazz meetinghouse roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414815)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414824)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:33 AM
Author: Ocher coldplay fan

There isn't any trash service where we live. It is a small chore, but it isn't too bad. I try not to buy glass bottles if I can help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414848)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: galvanic pisswyrm den

You burn your trash because there's no door to door trash service? Go to a dumpster, you fucking hillbilly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415803)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: umber school cafeteria

just go find a dumpster out in the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417115)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: galvanic pisswyrm den

I've lived more than half my life in the country, and I've never lived in a place that didn't have a dumpster. How is this not common sense? Are you so sheltered that you've never left a city? People in rural areas go to dumpsters (sometimes they're called "recycling centers," but there's still a place to dump your trash).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35420855)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: umber school cafeteria

I lived on the farm with my grandparents every summer. Always burned our trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35425879)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: galvanic pisswyrm den

Sounds prole as fuck bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35434178)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: umber school cafeteria

Sorry we couldn't drive around the block to dump our trash in a dumpster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35435891)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: galvanic pisswyrm den

...Or on a rural route for 10 minutes, because literally every community in the United States has at least some kind of dumpster or landfill available.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35440279)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Twinkling quadroon sandwich

Well known trumpmo here. you are a psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415069)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: Peach aromatic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415072)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Peach aromatic ratface

these psychos are internalizing the lib caricature of "evil republicans"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415073)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 4:32 AM
Author: Peach aromatic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415361)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 5:57 AM
Author: sticky becky

Very bizarre responses ITT. Possums are pests. No different from killing a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415390)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 6:45 AM
Author: honey-headed massive main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415425)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:04 AM
Author: white geriatric digit ratio state

It basically auto-outs poasters as AZNs or neurotic Jews who have never seen a possum and probably think they're pretty much a cross between rabbits and guinea pigs. Possums are fuckin grotesque and mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415775)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Cobalt Cerebral Pistol

This. One of the ugliest and creepiest looking animals I have ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415801)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: ungodly bawdyhouse really tough guy

those tails and beady red eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415818)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Stirring Library Deer Antler

Fuckin Jews man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416203)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring psychic

underrated af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417779)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: Milky Orchestra Pit Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416068)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: azure base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416206)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: umber school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417120)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: out-of-control hilarious gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417793)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Sinister corn cake native

Bullshit. I rescued one recently and they're super cute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8XNtiVQsHk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35425952)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: dull nofapping chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35434184)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: gold hell idiot

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416040)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: costumed violent multi-billionaire

possums are chill and dont do shit but eat ticks. you dun goofed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416059)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: sticky becky

yeah bro all they do is chill out eat ticks and SLAUGHTER BABIES

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-33997703

why do you hate babies so much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416175)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Sinister corn cake native

Tcr. I rescued one from cats last summer. Handled it with gloves but it never even tried to bite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416209)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Twinkling quadroon sandwich

Cr. They're sweethearts and they eat bugs. Who in their right mind would go off and try to kill one?

Its not a fox or a coyote. It doesnt gove a fuck about chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35420909)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sapphire newt garrison

I’d have zero remorse killing a shitpit, but there is no reason to kill a possum unless it was rabid. You’re a psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416193)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Topaz Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417105)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Peach aromatic ratface

Possums are cute and harmless, you are a dumb faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=t6wiKIHQRIU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417741)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: brilliant travel guidebook feces

That's a small, well groomed domesticated possum. Finding a giant possum hissing at you in the dark is scary as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35420927)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Sinister corn cake native

They're mostly adolescents that roam. The one we rescued was very well clean and neat (just as clean and neat as the one in the video).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35425961)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Erotic self-centered hissy fit

i think you mean you killed an opossum with a pitchfork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35434207)