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Killed a possum with a pitchfork last night. Lib wife got mad.

It was standing right under my chickens in my barn. If it ra...
pontificating shrine
  02/16/18
Why does she hate your chickens?
Avocado arousing son of senegal
  02/16/18
I told her: think of the chickens. I think that helped her.
pontificating shrine
  02/16/18
Killing animals in the way you described isn’t anti-lib it’s...
supple hyperactive orchestra pit hominid
  02/16/18
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Irradiated Institution
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orange dilemma sound barrier
  02/16/18
Don't they normally run away?
adventurous citrine den
  02/16/18
No, it was basically trapped in a room so I couldn't shoe it...
pontificating shrine
  02/16/18
what kind of lib wife lets you burn trash
mahogany famous landscape painting university
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Histrionic knife
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umber heaven tank
  02/16/18
There isn't any trash service where we live. It is a small c...
pontificating shrine
  02/16/18
You burn your trash because there's no door to door trash se...
Lake trump supporter
  02/16/18
just go find a dumpster out in the country
Laughsome Preventive Strike Stead
  02/16/18
I've lived more than half my life in the country, and I've n...
Lake trump supporter
  02/16/18
I lived on the farm with my grandparents every summer. Alway...
Laughsome Preventive Strike Stead
  02/17/18
Sounds prole as fuck bro
Lake trump supporter
  02/18/18
Sorry we couldn't drive around the block to dump our trash i...
Laughsome Preventive Strike Stead
  02/19/18
...Or on a rural route for 10 minutes, because literally eve...
Lake trump supporter
  02/19/18
Well known trumpmo here. you are a psycho.
aquamarine spot
  02/16/18
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Bat shit crazy bisexual home love of her life
  02/16/18
these psychos are internalizing the lib caricature of "...
Bat shit crazy bisexual home love of her life
  02/16/18
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Bat shit crazy bisexual home love of her life
  02/16/18
Very bizarre responses ITT. Possums are pests. No different ...
Cream Hell French Chef
  02/16/18
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Rusted impressive tattoo
  02/16/18
It basically auto-outs poasters as AZNs or neurotic Jews who...
Lilac exciting brunch
  02/16/18
This. One of the ugliest and creepiest looking animals I hav...
Ivory Startling Associate Base
  02/16/18
those tails and beady red eyes
federal soul-stirring theater fanboi
  02/16/18
Fuckin Jews man
self-absorbed locus bbw
  02/16/18
underrated af
Arrogant nowag chapel
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self-centered scourge upon the earth
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bespoke cerebral milk
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Laughsome Preventive Strike Stead
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rebellious violent state old irish cottage
  02/16/18
Bullshit. I rescued one recently and they're super cute. h...
motley crawly theatre idea he suggested
  02/17/18
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brilliant aphrodisiac cuckoldry rigpig
  02/18/18
alpha
Charismatic Learning Disabled Step-uncle's House Clown
  02/16/18
possums are chill and dont do shit but eat ticks. you dun go...
sticky sable incel
  02/16/18
yeah bro all they do is chill out eat ticks and SLAUGHTER BA...
Cream Hell French Chef
  02/16/18
Tcr. I rescued one from cats last summer. Handled it with gl...
motley crawly theatre idea he suggested
  02/16/18
Cr. They're sweethearts and they eat bugs. Who in their righ...
aquamarine spot
  02/16/18
I’d have zero remorse killing a shitpit, but there is no rea...
Gaped up-to-no-good faggotry death wish
  02/16/18
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Irradiated Institution
  02/16/18
Possums are cute and harmless, you are a dumb faggot. htt...
Bat shit crazy bisexual home love of her life
  02/16/18
That's a small, well groomed domesticated possum. Finding a ...
razzle-dazzle mint menage ladyboy
  02/16/18
They're mostly adolescents that roam. The one we rescued wa...
motley crawly theatre idea he suggested
  02/17/18
i think you mean you killed an opossum with a pitchfork
stimulating degenerate friendly grandma
  02/18/18


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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: pontificating shrine

It was standing right under my chickens in my barn. If it ran away, I wouldn't have chased it. But it just kept standing there. It was dark, so I was holding my cellphone flashlight while trying to beat it with a broomstick. Then I grabbed a pitchfork and ended it quickly. I threw it in a barrel and burned it with the rest of my trash. Lib wife felt bad and said I am psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414718)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Avocado arousing son of senegal

Why does she hate your chickens?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414722)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: pontificating shrine

I told her: think of the chickens. I think that helped her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414750)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: supple hyperactive orchestra pit hominid

Killing animals in the way you described isn’t anti-lib it’s just fucking weird and sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414745)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Irradiated Institution



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: orange dilemma sound barrier



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: adventurous citrine den

Don't they normally run away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414755)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: pontificating shrine

No, it was basically trapped in a room so I couldn't shoe it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414821)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: mahogany famous landscape painting university

what kind of lib wife lets you burn trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414798)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: Histrionic knife



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: umber heaven tank



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:33 AM
Author: pontificating shrine

There isn't any trash service where we live. It is a small chore, but it isn't too bad. I try not to buy glass bottles if I can help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414848)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Lake trump supporter

You burn your trash because there's no door to door trash service? Go to a dumpster, you fucking hillbilly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415803)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Laughsome Preventive Strike Stead

just go find a dumpster out in the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417115)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Lake trump supporter

I've lived more than half my life in the country, and I've never lived in a place that didn't have a dumpster. How is this not common sense? Are you so sheltered that you've never left a city? People in rural areas go to dumpsters (sometimes they're called "recycling centers," but there's still a place to dump your trash).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35420855)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Laughsome Preventive Strike Stead

I lived on the farm with my grandparents every summer. Always burned our trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35425879)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: Lake trump supporter

Sounds prole as fuck bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35434178)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: Laughsome Preventive Strike Stead

Sorry we couldn't drive around the block to dump our trash in a dumpster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35435891)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Lake trump supporter

...Or on a rural route for 10 minutes, because literally every community in the United States has at least some kind of dumpster or landfill available.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35440279)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: aquamarine spot

Well known trumpmo here. you are a psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415069)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy bisexual home love of her life



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy bisexual home love of her life

these psychos are internalizing the lib caricature of "evil republicans"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415073)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 4:32 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy bisexual home love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415361)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 5:57 AM
Author: Cream Hell French Chef

Very bizarre responses ITT. Possums are pests. No different from killing a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415390)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 6:45 AM
Author: Rusted impressive tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415425)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:04 AM
Author: Lilac exciting brunch

It basically auto-outs poasters as AZNs or neurotic Jews who have never seen a possum and probably think they're pretty much a cross between rabbits and guinea pigs. Possums are fuckin grotesque and mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415775)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Ivory Startling Associate Base

This. One of the ugliest and creepiest looking animals I have ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415801)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: federal soul-stirring theater fanboi

those tails and beady red eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415818)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: self-absorbed locus bbw

Fuckin Jews man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416203)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Arrogant nowag chapel

underrated af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417779)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: self-centered scourge upon the earth



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: bespoke cerebral milk



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Laughsome Preventive Strike Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417120)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: rebellious violent state old irish cottage



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: motley crawly theatre idea he suggested

Bullshit. I rescued one recently and they're super cute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8XNtiVQsHk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35425952)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: brilliant aphrodisiac cuckoldry rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35434184)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: Charismatic Learning Disabled Step-uncle's House Clown

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416040)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: sticky sable incel

possums are chill and dont do shit but eat ticks. you dun goofed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416059)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Cream Hell French Chef

yeah bro all they do is chill out eat ticks and SLAUGHTER BABIES

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-33997703

why do you hate babies so much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416175)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: motley crawly theatre idea he suggested

Tcr. I rescued one from cats last summer. Handled it with gloves but it never even tried to bite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416209)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: aquamarine spot

Cr. They're sweethearts and they eat bugs. Who in their right mind would go off and try to kill one?

Its not a fox or a coyote. It doesnt gove a fuck about chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35420909)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: Gaped up-to-no-good faggotry death wish

I’d have zero remorse killing a shitpit, but there is no reason to kill a possum unless it was rabid. You’re a psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416193)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Irradiated Institution



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy bisexual home love of her life

Possums are cute and harmless, you are a dumb faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=t6wiKIHQRIU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417741)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mint menage ladyboy

That's a small, well groomed domesticated possum. Finding a giant possum hissing at you in the dark is scary as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35420927)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: motley crawly theatre idea he suggested

They're mostly adolescents that roam. The one we rescued was very well clean and neat (just as clean and neat as the one in the video).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35425961)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: stimulating degenerate friendly grandma

i think you mean you killed an opossum with a pitchfork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35434207)