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Killed a possum with a pitchfork last night. Lib wife got mad.

It was standing right under my chickens in my barn. If it ra...
Impressive church building becky
  02/16/18
Why does she hate your chickens?
thriller office puppy
  02/16/18
I told her: think of the chickens. I think that helped her.
Impressive church building becky
  02/16/18
Killing animals in the way you described isn’t anti-lib it’s...
orange glittery locus digit ratio
  02/16/18
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heady kitchen
  02/16/18
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Talented Box Office
  02/16/18
Don't they normally run away?
Henna Aromatic Native Hominid
  02/16/18
No, it was basically trapped in a room so I couldn't shoe it...
Impressive church building becky
  02/16/18
what kind of lib wife lets you burn trash
Talking Milk Really Tough Guy
  02/16/18
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Contagious Mustard Range
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slate legend pisswyrm
  02/16/18
There isn't any trash service where we live. It is a small c...
Impressive church building becky
  02/16/18
You burn your trash because there's no door to door trash se...
Lascivious gas station
  02/16/18
just go find a dumpster out in the country
Out-of-control territorial idiot stage
  02/16/18
I've lived more than half my life in the country, and I've n...
Lascivious gas station
  02/16/18
I lived on the farm with my grandparents every summer. Alway...
Out-of-control territorial idiot stage
  02/17/18
Sounds prole as fuck bro
Lascivious gas station
  02/18/18
Sorry we couldn't drive around the block to dump our trash i...
Out-of-control territorial idiot stage
  02/19/18
...Or on a rural route for 10 minutes, because literally eve...
Lascivious gas station
  02/19/18
Well known trumpmo here. you are a psycho.
Concupiscible Flesh Bawdyhouse Brethren
  02/16/18
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Buff house
  02/16/18
these psychos are internalizing the lib caricature of "...
Buff house
  02/16/18
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Buff house
  02/16/18
Very bizarre responses ITT. Possums are pests. No different ...
maniacal filthpig
  02/16/18
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rough-skinned silver brunch main people
  02/16/18
It basically auto-outs poasters as AZNs or neurotic Jews who...
sticky amethyst elastic band
  02/16/18
This. One of the ugliest and creepiest looking animals I hav...
Orchid cuckoldry
  02/16/18
those tails and beady red eyes
vibrant athletic conference
  02/16/18
Fuckin Jews man
Awkward goal in life stag film
  02/16/18
underrated af
cracking godawful temple
  02/16/18
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jet alcoholic organic girlfriend
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underhanded piazza roommate
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Out-of-control territorial idiot stage
  02/16/18
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Bateful Mischievous Son Of Senegal
  02/16/18
Bullshit. I rescued one recently and they're super cute. h...
stirring aqua dog poop
  02/17/18
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Useless Fiercely-loyal Skinny Woman
  02/18/18
alpha
Supple sweet tailpipe
  02/16/18
possums are chill and dont do shit but eat ticks. you dun go...
metal address
  02/16/18
yeah bro all they do is chill out eat ticks and SLAUGHTER BA...
maniacal filthpig
  02/16/18
Tcr. I rescued one from cats last summer. Handled it with gl...
stirring aqua dog poop
  02/16/18
Cr. They're sweethearts and they eat bugs. Who in their righ...
Concupiscible Flesh Bawdyhouse Brethren
  02/16/18
I’d have zero remorse killing a shitpit, but there is no rea...
ungodly copper pit
  02/16/18
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heady kitchen
  02/16/18
Possums are cute and harmless, you are a dumb faggot. htt...
Buff house
  02/16/18
That's a small, well groomed domesticated possum. Finding a ...
Aphrodisiac gaming laptop
  02/16/18
They're mostly adolescents that roam. The one we rescued wa...
stirring aqua dog poop
  02/17/18
i think you mean you killed an opossum with a pitchfork
razzmatazz affirmative action
  02/18/18


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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Impressive church building becky

It was standing right under my chickens in my barn. If it ran away, I wouldn't have chased it. But it just kept standing there. It was dark, so I was holding my cellphone flashlight while trying to beat it with a broomstick. Then I grabbed a pitchfork and ended it quickly. I threw it in a barrel and burned it with the rest of my trash. Lib wife felt bad and said I am psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414718)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: thriller office puppy

Why does she hate your chickens?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414722)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Impressive church building becky

I told her: think of the chickens. I think that helped her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414750)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: orange glittery locus digit ratio

Killing animals in the way you described isn’t anti-lib it’s just fucking weird and sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414745)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: heady kitchen



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Talented Box Office



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Henna Aromatic Native Hominid

Don't they normally run away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414755)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: Impressive church building becky

No, it was basically trapped in a room so I couldn't shoe it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414821)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Talking Milk Really Tough Guy

what kind of lib wife lets you burn trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414798)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: Contagious Mustard Range



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: slate legend pisswyrm



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:33 AM
Author: Impressive church building becky

There isn't any trash service where we live. It is a small chore, but it isn't too bad. I try not to buy glass bottles if I can help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414848)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Lascivious gas station

You burn your trash because there's no door to door trash service? Go to a dumpster, you fucking hillbilly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415803)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Out-of-control territorial idiot stage

just go find a dumpster out in the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417115)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Lascivious gas station

I've lived more than half my life in the country, and I've never lived in a place that didn't have a dumpster. How is this not common sense? Are you so sheltered that you've never left a city? People in rural areas go to dumpsters (sometimes they're called "recycling centers," but there's still a place to dump your trash).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35420855)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Out-of-control territorial idiot stage

I lived on the farm with my grandparents every summer. Always burned our trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35425879)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: Lascivious gas station

Sounds prole as fuck bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35434178)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: Out-of-control territorial idiot stage

Sorry we couldn't drive around the block to dump our trash in a dumpster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35435891)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Lascivious gas station

...Or on a rural route for 10 minutes, because literally every community in the United States has at least some kind of dumpster or landfill available.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35440279)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Concupiscible Flesh Bawdyhouse Brethren

Well known trumpmo here. you are a psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415069)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: Buff house



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Buff house

these psychos are internalizing the lib caricature of "evil republicans"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415073)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 4:32 AM
Author: Buff house



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Date: February 16th, 2018 5:57 AM
Author: maniacal filthpig

Very bizarre responses ITT. Possums are pests. No different from killing a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415390)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 6:45 AM
Author: rough-skinned silver brunch main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415425)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:04 AM
Author: sticky amethyst elastic band

It basically auto-outs poasters as AZNs or neurotic Jews who have never seen a possum and probably think they're pretty much a cross between rabbits and guinea pigs. Possums are fuckin grotesque and mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415775)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Orchid cuckoldry

This. One of the ugliest and creepiest looking animals I have ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415801)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: vibrant athletic conference

those tails and beady red eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415818)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Awkward goal in life stag film

Fuckin Jews man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416203)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: cracking godawful temple

underrated af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417779)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: jet alcoholic organic girlfriend



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: underhanded piazza roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416206)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Out-of-control territorial idiot stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417120)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Bateful Mischievous Son Of Senegal



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: stirring aqua dog poop

Bullshit. I rescued one recently and they're super cute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8XNtiVQsHk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35425952)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: Useless Fiercely-loyal Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35434184)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: Supple sweet tailpipe

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416040)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: metal address

possums are chill and dont do shit but eat ticks. you dun goofed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416059)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: maniacal filthpig

yeah bro all they do is chill out eat ticks and SLAUGHTER BABIES

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-33997703

why do you hate babies so much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416175)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: stirring aqua dog poop

Tcr. I rescued one from cats last summer. Handled it with gloves but it never even tried to bite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416209)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible Flesh Bawdyhouse Brethren

Cr. They're sweethearts and they eat bugs. Who in their right mind would go off and try to kill one?

Its not a fox or a coyote. It doesnt gove a fuck about chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35420909)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: ungodly copper pit

I’d have zero remorse killing a shitpit, but there is no reason to kill a possum unless it was rabid. You’re a psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416193)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: heady kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417105)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Buff house

Possums are cute and harmless, you are a dumb faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=t6wiKIHQRIU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417741)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac gaming laptop

That's a small, well groomed domesticated possum. Finding a giant possum hissing at you in the dark is scary as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35420927)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: stirring aqua dog poop

They're mostly adolescents that roam. The one we rescued was very well clean and neat (just as clean and neat as the one in the video).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35425961)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz affirmative action

i think you mean you killed an opossum with a pitchfork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35434207)